Chapter 87 Help sister-in-law’s big bird to grab a wife!
Duan Anluo stood up slowly, walked to He Ling's side, and looked down at its legs: supermodel legs, slender and straight!
Unfortunately, the black gas coming out of it destroyed its beauty.
Duan Anluo asked, "Was it a poisonous snake bite?"
The crane spirit used its wings to block Duan Anluo's inspection. It was extremely wary of humans, even disgusted. If it hadn't sensed Duan Anluo's aura and the relaxed state of the small animals around him, it would never have let Duan Anluo get close.
The goose quickly said: "Brother, I called you here just to let the boss take a look at your legs... I was afraid you wouldn't want to come."
It didn't dare to tell the eldest brother about asking him to be its guardian, for fear of being beaten.
Crane Spirit looked down at his younger brother, his long beak pointed directly at the goose's head. A single bite could pierce its skull. Although he knew his elder brother wouldn't do that, the goose still felt immense pressure. The crane certainly looked ethereal from the side, but from the front... it was a bit more complex.
Duan Anluo also realized that he couldn't look the bird in the eye directly, so he stood beside the crane and talked to it: "What's your name?"
"He Xuan."
"My name is Duan Anluo. I will heal your leg. You can be my guardian deity."
He Xuan glared at the goose angrily: "You actually lied to me for humans! You disappoint me so much!"
It took a step back, putting some distance between itself and the goose. Although its leg was lame, this step still exuded an air of immortality.
Big Goose quickly explained: "Brother, isn't this negotiable? If he were a bad guy, I wouldn't be able to trick you into coming here. Look at me, my real body is right here, and you know I'm uninhibited and love freedom. He gave me too much."
Duan Anluo raised his eyebrows. Did he give too much?
The goose pointed at the altar with its wings, "Here you live well, eat well, and don't have to worry about being killed. There are at least eight dishes on the altar every day, and the incense is the best!"
It gestured with its wings, "So thick!"
It pointed at Duan Anluo again, "His spiritual energy is strong and pure. The spiritual energy he leaks out is enough for us to use. His disciple is also very powerful. When he practices, he can form a spiritual energy vortex this big!"
Qi You blinked. Is he that powerful?
The goose said seriously: "The most important thing is that he doesn't force us. We have a cooperative relationship. He doesn't sign a contract with us, and he never asks us to do anything bad."
All the little immortals nodded in agreement, yes, that's it~
Duan Anluo found it incredible. Was he really that good? He didn't sign a contract with them. Was it possible that they were too weak and unworthy?
Da'e leaned against He Xuan's legs, as obedient as a baby. "Brother, I've observed that he might not have cured your leg."
He Xuan calmed down and asked, "The condition for curing my leg is to help him?"
Duan Anluo spoke at the right time: "You are not doing things for me, you are cooperating with me. I will help you earn merits. Let's sign an equal contract. You can leave at any time. Just come to help when I call you."
He Xuan looked down at Duan Anluo. Duan Anluo pursed his lips. This thing looked very fairy-like when viewed from a distance or from the side, but when looking at it head-on... why was it so ugly?
He Xuan sneered, "If you want to cooperate with me, I have to see if you are qualified enough!"
When the big goose heard what its eldest brother said, it turned around and flapped its wings and ran towards Qi You. It huddled neatly at the foot of the wall and covered its eyes tightly with its wings. It couldn't bear to watch the following scene.
Before He Xuan could figure out what was going on with his goose brother, the airflow suddenly stagnated, and a palm of spiritual energy that was almost condensed into a solid object appeared out of thin air, carrying an irresistible pressure, and slammed towards it!
The slap was powerful and fast, carrying the righteousness of heaven and earth, as well as the suppression of the soul. It had no time to react at all, and the whole crane was pulled out by a huge force.
With a "bang", it was pulled directly out of the door, cracking the cement road at the door and embedding into the soil.
Even if it was a spirit, it still created a complete and deep pit.
What's even more terrifying is that the edge of the pit is intact, and the spiritual power is controlled perfectly, forming a complete crane shape.
Duan Anluo shook his hands, the corners of his lips slightly raised.
The big bird's three hundred years of cultivation were not for nothing. In order to subdue it in one go, he used all his strength.
He Xuan was lying in the pit, his head buzzing, with only one thought left in his mind: So strong!
The big goose then trotted over, scraping the soil with its wings as it laboriously "digged" the big brother out of the pit, muttering, "Why bother?"
Duan Anluo was afraid that it would run away, so he quickly walked to the door and watched it get up with his hands folded. "Come in, I'll check your legs."
He Xuan hesitated for a moment, then stopped struggling and was pushed in by the goose. It was obvious that Duan Anluo's slap had shocked him quite a bit.
Qi You looked at the hole and filled it with bricks expressionlessly. He told the boss of the decoration team to repave the road during the decoration, otherwise it would be too ugly with all the potholes.
As a senior brother, he has to take care of everything, and this family will not fall apart without him.
The black energy on Duan Anluo's body can absorb all negative energy. The wound on He Xuan's leg was caused by a bite from a powerful poisonous snake. From the wound, it can be seen that the snake's cultivation level is not low.
Duan Anluo used his black energy to absorb the poison from the snake, and then used his own spiritual energy to clear He Xuan's blocked meridians. Pure Xuanmen spiritual energy flowed, relieving He Xuan's pain.
"The poison in your soul has been removed. Your body is only injured superficially. With the nourishment of your own spiritual energy, you will be healed in a few days."
He Xuan stretched his legs, and the pain that penetrated his soul disappeared immediately. However, he still felt incredible. "It's so simple... and it's done?"
"How else? If I really want you to be grateful, I can just prolong the treatment, treat you a little bit every day, brainwash you every day, and then spit out some fake blood when I'm excited, so that you'll be grateful. That way, you'll suffer, and I'll be in trouble." Duan Anluo said sincerely, "I don't want to lie to you. Let's treat each other with sincerity and make an equal contract."
In He Xuan's mind, humans couldn't possibly help them out of kindness. Heaven's way was based on humans, and humans viewed all things as food and slaves. "What on earth are you trying to achieve by helping me like this?"
"I told you, I'm in need of a flying guardian fairy. Come help me, and I'll sign a contract of equality with you. You don't have to come on weekdays, you just need to be there when I need you. Under normal circumstances, you don't need to take action, you just need to give me a ride."
Duan Anluo smiled slightly, "Once you sign the contract, you're mine. I'm a protective person, I'll help you beat up the people who bullied you, and then get your wife back."
He Xuan fell silent. If this human really wanted to keep it, it would have no way of escaping, yet it was so frank.
Duan Anluo narrowed his eyes and continued, "Your cultivation has stagnated because of your state of mind. First, you've been traumatized by the previous attack, and second, you've been worried about your wife's safety. And that egg of yours...it's almost dead, right? Bring it here and leave it with me. Maybe there's still a glimmer of hope."
It is hard not to be moved by these conditions.
Even the big goose was anxious. Knowing Duan Anluo's character, it anxiously urged its elder brother: "Trust him. Opportunities like this don't come often."
This old hand like it has its real body here with Duan Anluo, which shows its trust in Duan Anluo.
He Xuan was silent for a long time. This young mystic saw through all its weaknesses.
"Yes, if you can rescue my wife, I can promise you that. I can feel that its soul is about to dissipate."
Duan Anluo smiled and patted He Xuan's wings, "It's settled."
He Xuan was too tall. Duan Anluo estimated that he couldn't jump up unless the bird lay down.
At this moment, he seemed to understand why he fell in love with this crane. It looked like Si Cang!
Tall, with long legs, and very good-looking unless you look at her from the front. She should have a sense of strength, but not exaggerated muscles, and a sense of distance, and a noble temperament.
He Xuan was worried: "That person has many disciples, and each of them has a spiritual pet. It's very dangerous."
The white goose murmured quietly: "Don't worry, he's a strong man. It's good that he gets beaten. The person who beats him will definitely be finished."
Duan Anluo:?
He kicked the goose on the butt: "Get lost! Enough of that nonsense. A gentleman's revenge shouldn't be delayed overnight. Let's go find them now. Where is your wife now?"
He Xuan gritted his teeth and said, "In the small village at the foot of Huyang Mountain!"
Duan Anluo checked the map and found that Huyang Mountain was over 2,000 kilometers away. It was so far that he had to take a plane.
He Xuan introduced the situation there. "There's a master there who worships the God of Huyang Mountain. As long as you're sincere enough, no matter how outrageous your wish is, it can be fulfilled. He has many disciples, and they all have many spiritual pets. They capture animals with spiritual power and use them as slaves."
Duan Anluo smiled, "I've never heard of a mountain god with such powerful energy. Let's go and see for ourselves."
The goose interrupted, "Wait until your guy comes back. You don't look very good in a fight."
Duan Anluo pinched the goose's neck and shook it, "Who are you looking down on? By the time he comes back, the daylily will be cold."
Since Si Cang is not around, he really needs a capable bodyguard.
So he sent a message to Bai Ziyue: "I'm going to help my big bird get a wife, do you want to come?"
Bai Ziyue replied immediately: "As long as you ask me, I will follow you, even if it means climbing mountains of swords or descending seas of fire!"
Bai Ziyue turned around and sent a message to Ling Feng: "My sister-in-law wants to help his big bird snatch a wife, are you going?"
Ling Feng said simply: "Go."
He wanted to see if Duan Anluo's formation was the legendary formation. If so, then Duan Anluo was very likely the benefactor his ancestors had been looking for.
The first time he saw Duan Anluo, he felt he had seen him before, until he saw the portrait preserved by his ancestors. In name, appearance, and even abilities, Duan Anluo was exactly like the man in the portrait. How could someone be so similar? After the resurgence of spiritual energy, the ancient gods and demons were also revived. Could humans also be revived?
Duan Anluo didn't know how to book a plane ticket, so he directly transferred money to Bai Ziyue and asked him to help with it.
Thinking that Ling Feng would also be going, he transferred another 20,000 yuan and asked Bai Ziyue to buy some food to take with him. He was not familiar with Ling Feng, and he couldn't treat him unfairly since he came to help.
Bai Ziyue and Ling Feng were shopping at the neighborhood supermarket when they ran into a handsome bald man. Bai Ziyue happily ran over to greet him, "Monk, you're back? Did your mission go well?"
"Amitabha," the monk said with a compassionate look on his face, "They have all been liberated. They shed tears of gratitude and swore to me that they would be good animals in their next lives and never harm anyone again."
Bai Ziyue thought to himself, "Oh my goodness, they are all killed and sent to the animal realm."
The monk asked, "Where are you going?"
When they bought these foods, it didn't seem like they were going on a mission, but rather like they were going on a trip.
Bai Ziyue whispered, "Let's go help the sister-in-law's bird snatch a wife."
"Oh my god," the monk asked in a low voice, "You've made Captain Si so green, aren't you afraid he'll beat you to death?"
Bai Ziyue said disdainfully, "You dishonest demon monk, what are you thinking? Are you trying to help Brother Duan's spirit pet snatch his wife?"
"Okay, I'll go take a look too."
Bai Ziyue frowned, "You just came back, what were you doing?"
The monk asked dissatisfiedly: "Are you discriminating against monks? Do you have a problem with monks? If you can go, why can't I?"
Bai Ziyue was helpless: "Okay, if you don't mind being tired, just follow me."
So without the guild knowing, three of the top fighters of the God-killing Squad ran away with Duan Anluo in one go.
They didn't notify the guild, but they did report it to the captain.
In the SS team group, Bai Ziyue sent a message: Boss, I'm going to help my sister-in-law's Big Bird grab a wife, so I'll take two days off.
Ling Feng: Same as above.
Monk: +1.
Others: ??? What’s going on?
Whose Big Bird?
Is my sister-in-law's bird bigger than my brother's?
Bai Ziyue: Each of you V me 1000, and I will broadcast it live to you.
Si Cang twitched his lips and chatted privately with Duan Anluo: "What's going on? What the hell? Whose wife are you going to steal?"
Duan Anluo gave a brief explanation and asked, "Can Xiaobai be brought on the plane?"
When Si Cang heard that it wasn't a human, but just a bird, and a married lame bird at that, his expression immediately brightened. "Yes, there's a guild QR code under its tail. It can travel with its owner on public transportation. You can let it wrap around your wrist, and it doesn't need to be checked in."
Duan Anluo asked, "The guild records show that I'm not its owner. Can I take it on a plane?"
"Yes, the guild has benefits that lovers can share."
"Me and you? When?"
"It's already been done. I used your ID card to do it. You can buy things, stay at the Si family's property, eat...all for free. It's all on my account."
Duan Anluo was silent for a moment, pretending to wipe away his tears, "The soft rice smells so good, give me another bowl, I can still eat it."
Si Cang's low laugh echoed from the other end of the line, and Duan Anluo's ears went numb. It was over. Si Cang had no idea how many things he'd done behind his back. He felt like a high wall had been built around him, and by the time he realized it, he was already trapped, with nowhere to escape.
The key point is, under these conditions, even if someone brought him a ladder, he wouldn't want to climb out!
They boarded the plane in the afternoon. Si Cang sent someone to deliver a robot to relieve their boredom, but Duan Anluo didn't even see it.
He Xuan's real body was at the destination, and Duan Anluo flew directly over to meet it.
Finally, he got on the big plane as he wished, but the journey was too fast and it had to land before he could fully enjoy it. Duan Anlu was reluctant to leave and wished he could buy the plane.
Bai Ziyue pulled him away, and seeing him looking back every few steps, he began to persuade him: "Brother, calm down, it's just a plane. The old man has one at home, and his family has a helicopter and a helipad."
Duan Anluo:!
"The courtyard of the old family's house is so big that you have to drive inside it. Otherwise, it takes half an hour to run from the bedroom to the dining room."
Duan Anluo:!!
"The mountain behind his house is also his, and there's also his garden with a lake where the white dragon, in its original form, swims. It's as small as a spicy noodle. And the ornaments in his house, any one of them is an antique."
Duan Anluo:!!!
Why does this feeling seem so familiar?
Isn’t his previous home plus the Xuanmen Mountain like that?
Also, "Is Si Cang so rich?"
Bai Ziyue: "You have no idea how much assets he has. Asking him to buy you a plane is really no big deal."
Duan Anluo began to admire his own vision. The person was worthy of his choice. He was so rich!
The monk kept laughing.
Ling Feng looked at him puzzledly, raising an eyebrow: "What's wrong with you? Have you been poisoned by a death-defying poison?"
The monk smiled and shook his head without saying anything. He came along to play just to see what kind of person Duan Anluo was.
Captain Si is clearly the same as him, half crazy, half insane, half human, half demon. If he were alive, he would fall into hell and not enter the cycle of reincarnation.
But Duan Anluo pulled Si Cang up.
Now he knew why Si Cang was dragged into the world of mortals. There were people in this world who were pure inside and out, and even their greed was white.
In the evening, the four of them went out to eat and taste the local delicacies.
When Duan Anluo saw the monk eating meat, he thought he was dazzled and stared at him in surprise as he picked up the food.
Bai Ziyue explained: "Brother, he is not a real monk. He returned to secular life a long time ago. He is a demon monk. Don't be fooled by him."
"Nonsense! I eat meat and wine, but the Buddha remains in my heart. As long as I have the Buddha in my heart, it doesn't matter what I eat. In the end, it will all turn into mundane things, so why bother with it?"
Duan Anluo's lips curled up. He felt that this monk had a lot of Buddhist spirit, but his skills were a bit crooked. He almost saw the gate of hell through the monk's handsome face.
He Xuan's spirit came looking for him, but he didn't expect Duan Anluo to come so soon.
Duan Anluo comforted it: "Don't worry, we'll go after we've eaten our fill. It'll be easier to do it when it's dark and windy."
Looking at the fighting power of his own side, Duan Anluo was immediately delighted. If he didn't beat the shit out of that "mountain god" tonight, it would be considered as a clean shit.
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