Chapter 1: I’m such a cute little rat, I need to take a shower!



Chapter 1: I am such a jerk, I need to wash myself!

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——Wanwan

is dead!

On her twelfth birthday, she was crossing the road and took a bite of a candied haws because she was greedy. As a result, she was hit by a truck that suddenly appeared and flew away.

She spun 360 degrees in the air and fell heavily to the ground.

She was dead!

But soon she was reincarnated, but what was a bit weird was that she was reincarnated in ancient times and even retained the memory of her previous life.

Her mother was a concubine who was banished to the cold palace. As for why she was banished to the cold palace, she didn't know. She

only knew that her mother gave birth to her secretly and kept her in the cold palace to prevent her from being discovered.

She thought that she must have been born by her mother and a strange man, so her mother kept hiding her.

After all, if people found out that she was cheating on the emperor, it would be more than just banishing her to the cold palace.

In order to thank her mother for giving birth to her resolutely after knowing that she was pregnant, Wanwan tried her best to act like a normal baby before she was three years old, and she kept shouting "Aba Aba Aba" every day.

It was not until she ran away from the cold palace at the age of three because of cheating and met her nominal father that she suddenly realized that she was not reincarnated, but she had traveled through time in a book!

"Your Majesty, Concubine Yi had committed a capital crime by having an affair with her adulterer in the cold palace. Unexpectedly, she gave birth to an illegitimate child and hid it for three years. She should be executed for this crime!"

In the Yuhua Pavilion, a gorgeous woman dressed in gorgeous clothes pinched her throat and said to the man in a dragon robe beside her.

Concubine Yi, who was kneeling on the ground, trembled and said to the man above her: "No... No, Your Majesty, Wanwan is your child, she is really your biological daughter."

"Concubine Yi, you are so brave! You dare to make excuses when you are about to die." The beautiful woman waved her hand, and two palace maids immediately came forward, holding a bowl of water and an embroidery needle in their hands and walked towards Wanwan who was kneeling on the ground.

Wanwan, who was kneeling on the ground, was forcibly grabbed by one of the palace maids, who pierced her finger with the needle and dripped a drop of her blood into the bowl of water.

The beautiful woman took the bowl from the palace maid, twisted her slender waist and came to the man, pinching her throat and said: "Your Majesty, please give me a drop of blood. If this child is really yours, the two drops of blood will definitely mix."

Hearing the woman's words, Wanwan's mentality collapsed! Completely collapsed!

After she had been a little brat who could only shout "Aba Aba Aba Aba" for three years, God played a huge joke on her.

She was in a book! She

was in a male-oriented online novel called "After the Country Was Destroyed, I Hold the Destiny and Become the Greatest Emperor in the World" that she had casually opened before. She was also in a short-lived cannon fodder princess with the same name as her in the book, who was beheaded by her so-called villain tyrant father within a minute of her appearance.

Soon, this little cannon fodder princess will have her head chopped off by her villain tyrant father!

As for the reason for the head chopped off, it is because her villain tyrant father thought that her mother had cheated on him and gave birth to an evil child!

If she knew three years ago that she was actually transmigrated into a book, and transmigrated into the body of this short-lived cannon fodder, she would have crawled out of the palace even if she had to crawl.

Who would have thought that today, because of greed, she ran out and got lost in the Yu Garden, and suddenly met the big tyrant face to face, and suddenly realized that today was her death day.

Thinking of the original text where the little cannon fodder princess was directly chopped off the head by the big tyrant with a sword, Wanwan felt hopeless.

[Damn it, I need to wash! ]

Tyrant Xiao Xuanyin:?

Who is talking?

The great tyrant sitting on the dragon throne above suddenly heard a voice in his ear, raised his eyes, and looked at the people below with cold eyes, but he did not see anyone open their mouth. Instead, he heard Concubine Li on the side pinching her throat and exclaiming:

"Your Majesty! Look, the two drops of blood cannot mix. This child is indeed the child of Concubine Yi and her adulterer!"

Hearing Concubine Li's words, the great tyrant looked at the two drops of blood in the bowl that had not mixed, and his eyes fell on Concubine Yi who was kneeling on the ground. When he saw the pink and white milk ball beside her, his eyes instantly showed a bit of murderous intent.

"No, I really didn't have an affair. Wanwan is really your Majesty's daughter. The reason why I gave birth to Wanwan secretly without telling anyone is... there really is a reason..."

Concubine Yi, who was kneeling on the ground, tried her best to explain, but the tyrant above was unmoved. He looked at her with a cold look, as if he had sentenced Concubine Yi to death.

"Someone come!"

The tyrant held his forehead with one hand, and was about to let the guards drag Concubine Yi and the bastard away, when the voice just now rang in his ears again.

[Wuwuwuwu, here it comes, the time for beheading has come! My, my head is going to sail away today.]

[I hate this stupid feudal superstition. Blood test to identify relatives is nonsense!]

[If I had known that I would die today, I should have eaten two more buns this morning, no, three! ]

[I heard people say beheading is a matter of a split second, it will be over in the blink of an eye, you shouldn’t feel any pain, right?]

[How could you not feel any pain? It would be strange if your head wasn’t painful when it was separated from your body. Who would have the chance to tell others that beheading doesn’t hurt

after having their head chopped off?] [No, I’ll try and turn my bicycle into a motorcycle. Otherwise I’ll still fight a little longer. Maybe the tyrant won’t have the heart to kill me because I’m so cute.] Thinking of this

, Wanwan mustered up the courage to raise her head, but she didn’t expect that as soon as she raised her little head, she bumped into the cold eyes of the tyrant not far away. She was so scared that her face turned pale and she quickly lowered her head, almost crying out of fright.

[Wow, Mommy! The eyes of the evil spirits are not as scary as the eyes of the Great Tyrant. How can there be such a scary person! 】

【Forget it, let him die. Anyway, according to the time, the Great Tyrant’s family will be silenced by the male protagonist in three years, and then the heads of the whole family will be hung on the tower】 The

pupils in the eyes of the Great Tyrant suddenly shrank. The heads

of the whole family will be hung on the tower? The Great Tyrant stared at the milk ball below with her head lowered. Is she talking?

No, that's not right. If she had spoken, why didn't anyone else react?

At this moment, the great tyrant suddenly realized something. He seemed to be able to hear her inner voice.

"Your Majesty?"

Seeing that the man had not responded for a long time, Concubine Li on the side said again: "Your Majesty, this Concubine Yi is restless in the cold palace and she is cheating on you. Not only does she deserve to die, but her entire Jiang family should also be executed..."

Before Concubine Li finished the last word "family", she saw the man's cold eyes suddenly looking at her.

Although she has been deeply favored by His Majesty recently, she couldn't help trembling in her heart when she saw His Majesty's eyes like that, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

The great tyrant set his sights on the milk ball not far away, and said in a cold tone: "Come here."


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