Chapter 208 "Daddy... Daddy..."
"Put it over there first. Daddy won't let me eat it. You can give it to me later." Wanwan whispered to Fugui.
Fugui raised his eyes and saw the little princess blinking at him. He looked at the man sitting in the carriage and immediately understood what the little princess meant.
The little princess was still young, and His Majesty didn't let her eat too much candy, so the little princess thought of this method, pretending to give him the candy first, and then take it back when His Majesty wasn't paying attention.
But His Majesty was also a martial artist. Although the little princess lowered her voice, His Majesty could still hear it.
[Hehehe, no one can stop the lovely me from stealing candy, not even Daddy.]
The big tyrant who was dozing off slowly said, "I heard it."
Wanwan: "..."
[In an instant, the lovely me was no longer happy. Didn't Daddy fall asleep? How can I still hear it? 】
【Oh~ Pretending to sleep】
Wanwan curled her lips and sat down, "Why haven't my second brother and the others come back yet? I'm so hungry."
The big tyrant closed his eyes again and said nothing.
Silly girl, asking your second brother to buy food is really like a mouse entering a rice jar.
That kid must be full before he comes back.
Because the reputation of Jenny Ma's awesome team in Xichu is so loud, they originally wanted to go to a restaurant for dinner, but because of unnecessary trouble, they gave up in the end. They went
to buy food in front of the dark guards. As a foodie, Xiao Moqing couldn't sit still and naturally wanted to join in.
After a long time, when Wanwan was almost hungry and fell asleep, her second brother finally came back with a full load.
Little Princess Travel Handbook:
Day 77: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, I have been away with my father and Er Gouzi for a full 76 days. Today we finally set off to return home~ Goodbye Xichu~ I am back in Dongming~
At noon, my second brother went to buy food, and he made me wait for more than half an hour! It was really too much, but when my second brother came back, he gave me all the delicious food, and even gave me the only big chicken drumstick with pepper and salt. Okay, I take back what I said about my second brother being too much. My second brother still loves me in his heart.
In order to prove that I love my second brother too, I decided to let my second brother take a bite of the big chicken drumstick, but my second brother turned his head away and refused to eat it. Seeing my second brother shaking his shoulders, I didn’t expect him to be moved to tears. I am indeed the most considerate sister.
Day 79: As the old saying goes, a day without seeing is like a long time. My dear Tangtang and I haven't seen each other for several years. Here I want to praise my secret guard, Fugui, for protecting my Tangtang very well and not eating her. So when I return to the palace, I will reward him, give him a promotion and a raise, and let him become a first-class secret guard with a knife by my side, hehe.
Day 83: My butt hurts so much from sitting in the carriage. I don't want to talk. I miss the airplanes and high-speed trains of my dear motherland.
Day 85: I took a boat today. My second brother was pregnant again. I asked him to eat more oranges, but he didn't listen. He vomited again. Suddenly I thought of how my second brother would vomit if he was in modern times and took those modern transportations.
Day 85: I am so angry. I am so angry. I just found out today that my second brother always eats behind my back every time he goes out!!! It turns out that the reason he vomits when he is on the boat is because he eats too much!!! Dog second brother, what's wrong with me being young! Can't I eat spicy food just because I am young? If you eat alone behind my back, I will never talk to you again. If you talk to you again, I will be a puppy!
Day 86: Woof woof woof (crossed out)
Day 88: Ahhhhhh, I'm in Dongming now, I'm back home, I miss mom so much~ I want to eat the food and buns mom made, and the Crown Prince, Crown Princess, Third Brother, Fifth Sister, Sixth Sister~
I'm Hu Han...
"Sister!" Wanwan
, who was writing in her own handbook, was startled by the sudden voice of her second brother. The crooked Chinese characters were followed by a long tail.
Wanwan: "..."
Wanwan was about to get angry, but her second brother stuffed a skewer of lamb into her hand that was originally holding the brush.
"It's hot and freshly grilled, sister, eat it quickly!" Xiao Moqing said as he quickly handed the other skewer in his hand to his father who was sitting not far away.
"Dad, eat it while it's hot!"
Wanwan casually put the booklet aside, opened her mouth and took a bite of the mutton skewer in her hand, and looked at the diligent way that Ergou brother presented the skewer to Dad.
Wanwan: [Second brother has finally grown up. He ate alone several times before and didn't bring Dad any food. Although Dad didn't say it, he must be uncomfortable in his heart. He must think that the brat should be beaten for not bringing him food.]
Hearing the little boy's voice, Xiao Moqing curled his lips. He would never say that he remembered to bring a portion for the emperor after listening to the little brat's voice.
The big tyrant looked up at the second son in front of him, stretched out his hand to take it, and the brat finally knew to respect his father.
[Huh? Why do I feel that Dad's mutton skewers are different from mine? Why is it so red...]
Tan Wei: "Your Majesty, this mutton..."
Tan Wei has been with His Majesty for many years, so he knows clearly that His Majesty doesn't like spicy food.
When he was about to ask His Majesty to think twice, he saw His Majesty had already opened his mouth and taken a bite.
The next second, His Majesty's pupils suddenly shrank, and the action froze in place.
...
Postscript for the 88th day:
At noon today, my second brother bought mutton skewers to honor my father, but because he likes spicy food, he also ordered a skewer of spicy food for my father. He thought he was showing filial piety, but in fact, he almost killed my father with the spiciness.
Later, my father was furious and asked Tan Wei to chase my second brother for five miles. When my second brother was caught, he cried and said: Dad, I didn’t know you couldn’t eat spicy food, wuwuwuwuwu
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The next morning, on the waterway outside Hancheng.
After rushing for several days in a row, even the well-trained secret guards had to rest for a while.
On a large ship floating in the river, Wanwan was sleeping soundly on the big bed in the cabin, and suddenly heard a bang, and the whole cabin shook.
Wanwan opened his eyes in a daze and muttered: "Is there an earthquake?"
The tyrant looked outside the cabin and asked: "What happened?"
Tan Wei stood outside with a group of secret guards holding a sword in his hand, watching the fishing boat that hit them. He thought he had encountered an assassin.
"My lord, it was a fishing boat that hit our boat."
As soon as Tan Wei finished speaking, he heard the old man on the fishing boat apologize: "Sir, I'm so sorry. We accidentally hit your boat. We are really sorry. Please don't blame me." After
the old man finished speaking, he immediately turned around and said to the man next to him: "You, how can you drive a boat with your eyes? If you crash the boat, you won't be able to pay for it with your lives." The
young man standing at the bow holding a long pole trembled and lowered his eyelids in fear, and said carefully: "I'm... I'm... sorry."
"If apologies are useful, what do we need the government to do!" The old man said viciously.
Tan Wei glanced at the man sitting in the cabin, as if waiting for instructions.
"Let them go." said the tyrant.
Tan Wei: "Yes."
Tan Wei was about to let them go when he saw the young man on the fishing boat suddenly raised his head and said in surprise: "Dad... Daddy!"
Tan Wei: "?"
Xiao Lingzhou, who was holding a long pole, heard the familiar voice, threw the long pole in his hand into the water, and climbed out of the fishing boat.
As he climbed, he shouted: "Dad... Daddy..."