Chapter 228 Am I the only clown?
Li Yang drove himself to the commercial city.
It was a little after seven, which was the busy time in the trade city.
After he parked the car in the garage, he didn't get out for a long time.
The reason is that he didn't know what to do.
I can only say that I'm sorry for bringing Wu Tianqi into this pit.
Just like in his previous life, Wu Tianqi blamed himself for letting Li Yang and Wang Manqi know each other.
He decided to call Bai Qing first.
"Wife, do you have Yang Shanshan's contact information? Give it to me."
Bai Qing asked, "What's wrong?"
"Talk to her. She caught my brother as a black bass."
"Ah? What's going on? I knew Shanshan was in a bad mood recently, so I gave him her contact information and wanted him to give it a try..."
“…”
Li Yang couldn't blame Yang Shanshan, because Yang Shanshan didn't give Wu Tianqi any chance after she left. Now it was Wu Tianqi who took the initiative to approach him.
At this time, Wu Tianqi probably just felt that he didn't have enough money.
If he had money, he could have Yang Shanshan accompany him every day.
He called Wu Tianqi and asked him to come to the garage to find him.
He hadn't figured out how to tell Yang Shanshan yet, so he just waited.
As a result, when Wu Tianqi came, Yang Shanshan followed him.
Those long legs are really eye-catching, the appearance is online, and the clothes are well matched.
Coupled with his mature temperament, it is understandable that Wu Tianqi was caught as a black carp.
He turned on the double flashes and Wu Tianqi came over quickly.
"You two sit in the back!"
Wu Tianqi responded silently, then opened the car door for Yang Shanshan and held the roof with his hand to prevent Yang Shanshan from hitting her head.
After Yang Shanshan was seated, he went in and closed the car door.
Li Yang stepped on the accelerator and drove out.
Wu Tianqi in the back row asked, "Li Yang, where are we going?"
Li Yang frowned, thinking that the address was wrong.
This guy is an avid fan of immortal cultivation, and even Jiang Banxia has become accustomed to calling him fellow Taoist.
"Can you still expect me to treat you to a fancy meal? Just find a roadside stall and make do with it."
Li Yang was expressing his dissatisfaction, and he was also speaking to Yang Shanshan.
It's better to stop while you're ahead.
Bai Qing had given her seven million before, so why should she hook up with Wu Tianqi for that little pocket money now?
Yang Shanshan said, "I know a good barbecue restaurant. How about I take you there?"
"I don't want to eat barbecue!" Li Yang refused directly.
"Then I know a really good crawfish restaurant."
“No crayfish!”
"What about cooking?"
“No!”
"Western food?"
"You wish!"
…
…
Until Wu Tianqi said, "Let's eat crayfish, it's my treat!"
Li Yang said: "Okay, if we run out of money later, I'll bet you there!"
"good!"
Ten minutes later, Li Yang found a chance and parked the car on the side of the road.
A restaurant with a signature dish of crayfish, it is extremely popular. There are no private rooms left inside, and even the open-air seats at the door are full of people.
Jiangbei can be considered a city of foodies, so they could only choose a place in the farthest corner, close to the wall.
After sitting down and ordering, Li Yang looked at Yang Shanshan and asked, "Miss Yang, you are a rich woman now, how about you treat me to this meal?"
Yang Shanshan said: "No matter how rich you are, you are not as rich as Mr. Li. You want me to pay for our meal. Isn't that looking down on you?"
"Haha, I heard that Miss Yang is still working at the counter in the Trade City? You are so diligent and thrifty. No wonder my brother likes you so much."
Yang Shanshan smiled and said, "Same here. Mr. Li, don't you also drive a taxi after get off work?"
“…”
Drive your sister’s taxi!
Yang Shanshan is as sharp as ever.
Wu Tianqi on the side said quickly: "Li Yang, Shanshan is out of money now. She opened a coffee shop with a friend and was cheated by her friend. I will treat you to this meal."
"Where did you get the money?"
Wu Tianqi took out his phone, pulled up a HP Finance page, and said, "I can borrow it."
"Depend on!"
During this period, P2P was booming, and various campus loans emerged like mushrooms after a rain, and there were even naked loans.
He patted Wu Tianqi on the shoulder, sighed and said, "Fellow Daoist Wu, you are invincible!"
At this point, Li Yang had no choice.
He never cared about that little bit of money. Even in his previous life, he didn't care about treating Wu Tianqi to a few meals.
He took out a bank card, handed it to Wu Tianqi, and said, "Go find an ATM and withdraw 20,000 yuan for your own use. The password is my birthday."
"Forget it, forget it. Lend me a few hundred dollars tomorrow and I'll buy a ticket back."
Wu Tianqi felt embarrassed to take Li Yang's money again.
As a result, Li Yang directly stuffed the card into his hand and said, "Go if I tell you to! If you want to stay here for a few more days, that's fine. Just think of it as a gift from Jiang Banxia. She'd feel bad if you didn't accept it."
Hearing this, Wu Tianqi immediately laughed: "I'll thank her later!"
After saying that, he took his bank card and went to find an ATM machine.
Li Yang didn't want to transfer money, how could transferring money get him out of the way?
Now that Wu Tianqi has left, he looked at Yang Shanshan again: "Miss Yang, I'm a little presumptuous to say this, but I actually like you very much. You see, Wu Tianqi has nothing. How about we date someone?"
Yang Shanshan smiled and said, "Why? Qingqing is pregnant, so you are so hungry that you will eat anything you want?"
Li Yang: “…”
He couldn't help but asked directly: "What the hell are you trying to do?"
"He didn't seek anything. He came here on his own. What does it have to do with me? I took a leave of absence specifically to accompany him. Shouldn't I get back the lost salary?"
Li Yang: "Your fucking salary is 10,000 yuan a day?"
"Can't it be compensation for mental damage?"
Li Yang gave a thumbs up, "You are awesome! I haven't had my defense broken in a long time. Just tell me what you want and I'll give it to you now. If you want money, just tell me the amount and don't give him any more chances."
"As expected of a big boss, how about 100,000 yuan? It's just a small amount of money for you."
"Can."
Li Yang took out his mobile phone and transferred the money to Yang Shanshan. He had her mobile phone number and the Alipay verification also matched.
The next second, Yang Shanshan received a notification on her mobile phone. She smiled sweetly, picked up her bag, and left.
Before leaving, he turned around and said, "Remember to call me next time you have such business."
She laughed happily, and this incident itself was something worth being happy about.
As soon as Yang Shanshan left, Wu Tianqi came back, but he didn't withdraw the money and directly handed the card to Li Yang.
He said calmly, "Friend Li, why are you doing this?"
Li Yang glanced at him and asked, "Why did you change your name?"
Wu Tianqi sat down and said, "I know calling you fellow Taoist is a stupid thing to do. You and Jiang Banxia treat me as a friend, so you tolerate me. I want to be more formal in front of her."
"Why should it be formal? You pay her to chat with you, so whatever you do is what you should do. You don't need to consider her thoughts."
Wu Tianqi retorted: "It wasn't me who looked for her, it was she who was willing to give me a chance."
"You're not done yet, are you? I'm ashamed for you to be such a bootlicker."
These words were very harsh, and Li Yang also felt that they were inappropriate.
It’s just… there was indeed a little bit of a breach in defense today.
Yang Shanshan was just about to have the words "I just want money" written on her face, there was no way Wu Tianqi couldn't see it.
He thought Wu Tianqi would get angry, but Wu Tianqi said calmly: "What can I do? With me, no matter who I'm with, I'm always a lapdog material. At least Yang Shanshan is prettier than those girls I've had the chance to lapdog with. I dare say that Yang Shanshan is the most innocent so far. Can other girls be innocent? Since I have to lapdog anyway, why shouldn't I find the one that makes me feel most comfortable? Brother Li, don't you think that my next girlfriend will appreciate my looks and personality?"
Li Yang: “…”
He didn't dare to think like that, even if he was beaten to death.
Li Yang asked: "But you can't get her. Even if other girls have other purposes, at least they are willing to be with you. After a long time, feelings will emerge."
"But I like pretty ones!"
Wu Tianqi's reason is simple and plain.
Li Yang thought of his first wife. Logically speaking, Wu Tianqi was with her all day long, so he should be able to discover her problems.
Although lupus appears to have no symptoms, it is actually a serious problem.
If you eat a little bit of salty food, your body may malfunction, or you may have to be hospitalized for a minor cold.
As a result...it was not discovered until three years later.
That woman is indeed very beautiful, not much worse than Yang Shanshan.
It is very likely that Wu Tianqi concealed it.
Wu Tianqi continued, "Friend Li, my desires are worthy of my current suffering, so you don't have to sympathize with me. I'll go to her for dinner, and I'll ask her to return the 100,000 yuan to you! If she doesn't, I'll pay it back to you slowly in the future."
After saying that, he stood up and chased in the direction Yang Shanshan left.
Li Yang held the bank card and knew that Wu Tianqi did not go to withdraw money, otherwise he would not have known about the 100,000 yuan.
There was a high probability that he was secretly watching nearby just now.
only……
Shit! Am I eating alone?
"Boss, pack my portion!"
"Have you eaten yet? I packed some crayfish. Let's go over to your place and eat together?"
…
Twenty minutes later, Li Yang arrived at Xiangnu's residence with the packed crayfish.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to go home, but...what’s the point of bringing crayfish back?
Her mother didn't let her eat because she was worried about the food outside, and Xue Ning was greedy.
Just solve it outside first.
After thinking about it, only Xiangnu's side is okay.
Just as I walked to the door, I received a message.
Yang Shanshan transferred the 100,000 yuan back.
Li Yang knew that Yang Shanshan always caught Wu Tianqi.
After using this trick, Wu Tianqi has no chance of escaping!
It’s so fucking awesome!
I rang the doorbell and Xiangnu quickly came over and opened the door.
Li Yang's eyes were attracted by the pair of long legs.
Compared to Yang Shanshan, Xiangnu's legs are the best, they are almost 1.8 meters long.
With a height of 178cm, if she wears a pair of high heels, she will be taller than Li Yang.
In the middle of summer, she was wearing a pair of super short hip-hugging hot pants, and her height and body proportions were so exaggerated that they were scary.
Xiang Nu asked, "Why did you think of calling me for dinner today? And you even brought it here in person."
Li Yang walked in and said, "If I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have known you had such a great figure. I was stunned just now. I don't know what I missed before."
"No, don't flatter me. I'm still far behind Jiang Banxia."
"It's okay, it's okay. Even if she is here, I dare to say..."
Li Yang walked to the dining table and just put down the crayfish in his hand when he saw a tablet next to it.
And this tablet is playing video.
Not surprisingly, the person in the video is Jiang Banxia.
At this time, Jiang Banxia was like a cute little panda, tilting her head and looking at Li Yang.
As for Xiang Nu who was not far away, he clasped his hands in front of his chest, making an exaggerated arc, and looked at Li Yang with a smile.
"Master Li..."
"Hahaha, I'm here, wifey, I miss you, woooo..."
In the video, Jiang Banxia raised her legs and asked, "Master Li, do my legs look ugly?"
Li Yang hurriedly said seriously: "Who dares to say that they are not beautiful? Just look at this pair of legs. Can you find a second pair in the world? Bah, bah, bah, can you find a third pair? This is simply the most beautiful work of art in the world. When God created this pair of legs, he must have chosen the most beautiful jade and hired the best carving master to carve it meticulously... After he was done, he killed the master. From then on, this is the only pair of legs in the world that is flawless..."
"Did you use all the vocabulary you learned in Chinese? Thank you for your hard work..."
"No, no, this is only half of it. I'll tell you the other half when I get to the capital. I'll be working on some drafts during this time."
"Oh, then I won't delay you from eating crayfish."
After saying that, Jiang Banxia hung up the video.
Li Yang looked at Xiang Nu with resentment and said unhappily, "I wonder if you really need to do that? Although it's not nice to come to your place for dinner so late at night, you don't have to set a trap for me, do you? You even wore hot pants..."
Li Yang had never seen Xiang Nu dressed like this before.
All I can say is that the beautiful legs affected his thinking and he didn't notice that this was a trap.
Xiangnu came over and opened the lunch box while saying, "Do I need to set a trap for you? I was video chatting with Xia Xia, and she heard you when I answered the call. I was doing body shaping at the time... I didn't even plan to eat."
"Then I'll change to another one?"
"Since I'm here, I'm hungry too, but I haven't had dinner in a long time."
"Why?"
"Keep in shape. You're not married and you don't have a partner. What if you ruin your figure?"
Li Yang looked at Xiangnu from head to toe, and found that her good figure was indeed the result of hard work.
Any posture is so tempting.
Jiang Banxia is much simpler, but she is naturally good and is not much worse than Xiang Nu.
"What perseverance! If anyone doesn't let me have dinner, I will fight him to the death!"
Li Yang handed the gloves to Xiangnu and started to eat with relish.
If you want to eat this, you must have someone around you. It's too boring to eat alone.
Xiang Nu sat down, put on his gloves, and said, "I want to eat too, but there's nothing I can do. If I had Xia Xia's strength, I wouldn't mind getting fat like a pig. I don't have any other capital, so I have to maintain the only capital I have."
"Now that I think about it, I should start exercising. After all, my only asset is this handsome face that can be seen from any angle."
"Oh, if only this is the only capital you have."
In Xiangnu's opinion, Li Yang's personality is not likable, but after getting along with him for a long time, he feels that this guy is very safe.
Just look at how much trust Song Yu and the others have in Li Yang, and you will know that they are willing to sell everything they have to raise money for Li Yang. Li Yang never mentioned any risks or benefits to them from beginning to end.
Li Yang glanced at Xiang Nu and said, "I still have one more thing. You know it even though it's hidden so deeply? Do you have X-ray vision?"
Xiang Nu rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I have X-ray vision! Hurry up and eat, I see your stomach is deflated..."
"Then I'll block it so you can't see it."
After Li Yang finished speaking, he stacked his legs together.
Xiangnu: "..."
…
After dinner, Li Yang left and took away the garbage for Xiangnu.
This meal was a total loss.
As soon as he got in the car, Li Yang made a video call to Jiang Banxia.
After the video was connected, he immediately said: "It was a total of 20 minutes. Wife, you should believe in my ability. I definitely didn't do anything."
Jiang Banxia said somewhat unnaturally: "Yeah, yeah, I believe you, I'm going to sleep..."
"No, no, you have to watch me go back. I want to kiss you after I go back..."
"But I'm a little sleepy, and I have to go to work tomorrow."
"Are you unhappy? I feel like something is wrong with you. Are you starting to doubt me?"
"No, I'm just really sleepy."
"No! Once the seeds of doubt are planted, it's easy for something to go wrong. Let's talk for a while and I'll prove my innocence."
"I believe Master Li is innocent. It's just a meal. I won't think too much about it."
"But I think you are overthinking it now."
"No……"
"Then kiss me."
"mua^..."
"Then let me have another bite."
"ah?"
"You don't want to do it anymore, right? And you said you didn't think much about it? You used to give me food and put it in front of my mouth..."
After Li Yang finished speaking, he saw Jiang Banxia lowering his head and silently moving the camera.
Then……
Li Yang discovered that Dou Ying was right next to Jiang Banxia.
He enlarged his lips in front of the camera and maintained a kissing posture.
In an instant, Li Yang acted quickly and hung up the video.
At this time, he was so embarrassed that he could dig a hole in the car chassis.
I was a little bit weakened by Yang Shanshan today and made mistakes one after another.
Yes, it’s all Yang Shanshan’s fault!
He transferred two thousand yuan to Wu Tianqi and said, "Find a hotel instead of sleeping on the street."
The next second, Wu Tianqi sent back a photo. He and Yang Shanshan were eating crayfish. In the photo, Yang Shanshan peeled a shrimp and fed it to him.
After sending the photo, Wu Tianqi accepted the transfer without even saying thank you.
Damn, so I’m the clown today, right?
In the photo, Wu Tianqi's face is still abstract, and Yang Shanshan's face is still beautiful. When feeding the shrimps, Yang Shanshan herself smiled happily, as if her eyes were full of love.
Who can bear playing like this?
He was wrong, really.
He only knew that being baited would lead to no results and he would lose both his money and his life, but he didn't know that some people are willing to enjoy the process.
He was wrong, really.
He only knows that bootlickers have no future, but forgets that bootlickers are not fools. They will not persist in something desperately if there is nothing that really attracts them.
(End of this chapter)
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