Chapter 26 He is really stupid
No wonder Wu Tianqi made sure that no one was in the dormitory and closed the door.
Such embarrassing words, if others heard them, they would think Li Yang had some special hobby.
"That's enough!"
"No! If you don't add my aunt today, don't even think about walking out of this door!"
"Are you fucking mentally ill? Didn't you tell me to stay away from your aunt before?"
Wu Tianqi: “…”
He didn't know that his aunt knew so many girls, each of whom had a miserable life and were waiting for him to save them.
Otherwise, how could he be so embarrassed today?
"Alas, Fellow Daoist Li, the situation is stronger than me now. I have fallen into their hands. If you don't agree today, I will die miserably tomorrow. Can you bear it?"
"I can't bear it."
"No, you are not sincere in saying this. You know I am good at the art of reading qi."
"Can't you say something bad about me in front of your aunt?"
“I told you…”
"Then what?"
"It seems... the more I talk... the more excited my aunt gets..."
Wu Tianqi really didn't know what was going on. He spoke in a very exaggerated way, and definitely said that Li Yang was a disciple of the Demon Sect.
"Then repeat what you said to me from beginning to end. After you finish, I will add her."
"Okay!"
As the two of them walked towards the cafeteria, Wu Tianqi told Bai Qing the entire content of his conversation.
Li Yang was not surprised at all. This guy might do such a thing in order to prevent him from becoming his uncle.
When he talked about the latter part, Wu Tianqi felt embarrassed.
When Li Yang saw him gritting his teeth, he suddenly remembered that this guy would not lie.
I've never been good at lying in my life.
At most, he would just imagine the plot of certain things, or just say half a sentence.
He doesn't have the brains to make up a story from beginning to end, otherwise he wouldn't have scored only 200 points in every exam.
Science subjects are indeed a bit difficult, but getting 200 points in the exam is not something you can do just by having good hands, you also need brains.
There are so many multiple-choice questions, and you can get around 120 points just by guessing. According to probability theory,
For Chinese reading comprehension and composition, if you just say a few random sentences and make up the length of the passage, it will not be a problem to get 30 or 40 points in total.
In other words, as long as you take the exam, you can get 150 points for free, and the remaining 50 points are not needed. If you use your brain a little bit, you can get 50 more points.
In science, the watershed is generally between 350 and 450, which is equivalent to the basic score of a normal high school student.
The liberal arts subjects need 50 more points on this basis.
However, advanced liberal arts majors are a little more difficult than advanced science majors. The admission score for key liberal arts universities is generally ten points lower than that for science majors, and the admission score for Peking University and Tsinghua University is also two or three points lower.
Of course, Li Yang was not thinking about these, but something Wu Tianqi said yesterday afternoon.
"You played basketball after school last night?"
"yes."
"Met Jiang Banxia on the basketball court?"
"Yes, believe it or not, Jiang Banxia really went to the basketball court."
"Then what?"
"Then I was playing ball, and my phone was beside me. She took it, played with it for a while, and then left..."
Li Yang: “…”
Seeing that Li Yang had not agreed to his request, Wu Tianqi whispered, "Don't force me to beg you in the cafeteria. If the elders of my family knew that I found a brother-in-law for them, the consequences would be unbearable."
Li Yang took out his phone and said, "How can I not give face to my nephew? I'll add him right away!"
Wu Tianqi: “…”
Just bear with it.
For Xiaomei.
He saw with his own eyes that Li Yang found Bai Qing's QQ and then sent a request to add her.
At this moment, he was completely relieved.
"Friend Li, I have one more thing I want to ask you."
"Um?"
"Have you ever practiced dual cultivation with Jiang Banxia?"
"The reason I am saying um is...what did you just call me?"
"Fuck! Bye, I'm going to class!"
Wu Tianqi grabbed the unfinished bun and ran out of the cafeteria.
I've already added you as my friend, do I still need to sacrifice my dignity?
At this time, Bai Qing had already approved Li Yang's application to be added.
"Honey, I miss you so much. Can we have dinner together tonight? And watch a movie together, how about a midnight show? Oh, by the way, I can have something ice-cold today..."
Li Yang replied: "I just didn't finish my words, and your nephew ran away. I didn't even want to add him."
"He rebelled and... Don't be angry, husband. I will send him back immediately."
Ever since adding Bai Qing as a friend, the phone in Li Yang's pocket has never stopped vibrating.
It's just that the shape of the mobile phone is wrong, otherwise it might be developed into other uses, and at that time, friends like Bai Qing would be very popular.
Wu Tianqi never came back, he just sent a message to Li Yang.
After he returned to the dormitory, he started taking photos of the questions he didn't know how to answer and sending them to Jiang Banxia.
At around eight o'clock, Jiang Banxia, who was just finishing his self-study class for the first time, replied.
"I have solved the first few questions. I will send you the solution process later. If you don't understand, I will explain it to you tomorrow at noon. The last question... I have been working on it for a whole class, but I haven't found a solution yet. The overall problem is definitely beyond the syllabus. I will give you the result tomorrow at the latest."
"Okay. I'm not in a hurry. Questions beyond the syllabus are not usually tested, right?"
Li Yang tried his best to act as if he didn't care.
Jiang Banxia said: "It is indeed unlikely that this kind of question will appear in the college entrance examination, but the solution to this question is quite complicated. I will record the entire thinking process so that you can understand the method to solve the problem."
Jiang Banxia could solve all the previous questions after just one look, so she couldn't provide Li Yang with a route to start from the beginning.
Real teaching is actually teaching thinking.
"Master Jiang, I haven't bought a ticket yet. Are you going to take me on the bus now?"
This is a very sophisticated technique that requires a lot of time and effort.
"Master Li is too polite. Let's make progress together... The head teacher is coming..."
Then Jiang Banxia’s avatar turned gray.
After about half an hour, Jiang Banxia's avatar lit up again.
I sent a message to Li Yang: "I was so scared. Just now during class, the head teacher suddenly appeared and took away Wu Tianqi's phone. He also called him to the office and stayed there for half the class."
"What's going on?"
"Maybe he lent me his phone. I'm sitting in your seat now. Without a deskmate, the head teacher wouldn't get the news as quickly. And then... Wu Tianqi took the blame..."
"Haha, that guy didn't deserve to be scolded at all."
"Master Li, he was defeated because of us after all. Isn't it a bad idea for you to gloat over his misfortune?"
"You don't know what that guy Wu Tianqi did! After school yesterday afternoon, he actually used your name to chat with me."
"Ah? He actually did such a thing!"
"Yeah, luckily I found out early and finally tricked him."
"How did you find out?"
"It's very simple. You must have gone home with your family at that time. How could you have gotten his phone? Then I lied to him and said that our secret code was 'Dad'. Do you know what he did to lie to me? He actually called me 'Dad'..."
…
"Master Jiang..."
"Yes, haha, he's really stupid, how could he not see it?"
(End of this chapter)
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