Chapter 84: Unlucky Master Clown: I’ve never heard of such a weird request…
The system made a "ding dong" sound.
Congratulations, you have unlocked the achievement "Saucy Master"
[Oh, no hurry, no hurry. I need another ten pounds of mushrooms, and they need to be chopped finely for the sauce, without any meat on them.]
Chen Shuang: This guy 147 is watching the show, he is definitely watching the show.
The pitch-black sword edge broke through the scarlet cap, and fluorescent silver threads instantly bloomed, and tiny spores burst out and scattered like mist in an instant.
It's trying to control the situation.
God scoffed, "Humph."
Thick darkness spread out from another dimension, slowly but firmly occupying this world.
Step by step, inch by inch, like a patient hunter herding a flock of sheep, he gathered the tiny spores into one place.
Silent darkness loomed over them.
The dots of fluorescence in the darkness went out one by one until they were completely submerged in darkness.
It was devoured.
Without the red mushroom, the grass-green man that served as the base shook a few times and fell to the ground with a loud bang under the gaze of everyone.
Solved?
Chen Shuang looked around, her five senses carefully capturing any movement.
I always feel like it won't end so easily.
"rustle--"
The wind blew past, bringing with it a few wisps of cool air, and the originally quiet forest was suddenly filled with a hint of restlessness.
Sure enough, before half a breath had passed, the emerald green figure in front of him twitched violently for a while, then stood up again with a somersault.
The small red mushroom that had been chopped into pieces reappeared above the green man's head. It seemed to be a little smaller than before. It swayed dizzily, stretching out its mycelium to stabilize its body.
This is, growing again?
It seems that the interval is less than two seconds, which shows a very strong regeneration ability.
“Swish——”
Before the red mushroom could recover, a crisp buzzing sound reached its ears. Before it could take root on the green man's head, the cap and the bottom were separated in two. The bright red cap slid to the ground and then quickly dehydrated and withered.
The god shook the sword's edge, burning all the remaining debris.
Chen Shuang withdrew her gaze.
After the most threatening spore attack failed to work, the mushroom seemed to be trapped.
The god's eyes were gloomy, and he did not stop there. Instead, he moved closer to the green man who fell again.
“Swish——”
The newly grown mushroom was instantly split into two.
*
The mushroom stretched out its mycelium in fear and hugged its head, shaking it frantically, but unfortunately, what it got was only the cold sword edge.
I don’t know how many times this has happened. If it continues like this, it will really die.
After the next regeneration, the mushroom, which had shrunk a lot, was full of desire to survive. In order to avoid being chopped into pieces, it immediately asked the green man to lift the wooden sign on his chest as soon as it could control its body.
The writing on the wooden sign changes.
【I……】
“Swish——”
It was divided into two again.
God said coldly: "Noisy."
When it grew out next time, the stubborn mushroom controlled the green man's body to kneel down at a crazy speed, then raised the wooden sign and continued with the unfinished words.
[Give up]
“Swish——”
[Forgive]
“Swish——”
【I】
The god became more and more energetic as he cut, and even looked at his priest to ask if he wanted to give it a try.
Chen Shuang: It’s like playing Fruit Ninja.
Seeing the priest shaking his head in refusal, he retracted his sword with a little regret, and then stood in front of the green man with even greater interest.
Mushroom: Help!
The desperate mushroom thought of a clever idea, and the speed at which the green man knelt down and begged for mercy reached a new high.
The wooden sign was held high, and a line of words was written at an extremely fast speed.
I am garbage
The arrogant red mushroom that had been running around all over the place finally lowered its noble head, waiting for the upcoming judgment.
The strong wind blew and stopped at the top of the mushroom. It shook violently a few times because of the cold. The slender mycelium touched its own red head and was surprised to find that it was not cut in two this time.
Shinto said, “Bring it here.”
What do you want?
The cold dark breath was so close that the mushroom did not dare to hesitate. It thought for a moment and tried to hand over the wooden sign hanging around the green man's neck.
Chen Shuang: What are you going to do?
The god took the wooden sign, lowered his head and moved for a while, then quickly returned it, and the wooden sign was hung back on the green man.
Chen Shuang glanced forward, her eyes moving slightly.
How should I put it... a very creative idea.
Deep gossip marks were made on the flat wooden sign, and the original words were patched up to create completely new words.
The green humanoid creature had a wooden sign hanging around its neck, with the words written on it.
I am a big piece of trash
The little red mushroom above the green man's head was limp, with a small wooden sign only a finger wide pressed on its cap. It seemed as if God had just cut it off from a big wooden sign, with words written on it clearly.
I am a little trash
Chen Shuang: This is very Ipres.
This god-like character is really not OOC in anything he does.
God clapped his hands in satisfaction, admiring his masterpiece.
Chen Shuang walked forward and said to Mushroom: “I ask you questions and you answer them. You don’t want to know the consequences of lying.”
The god moved a few steps to the side to make room for the human priest, and in response, he plunged his sword straight into the soil as a threat.
Seeing that the mushrooms were nodding so much that their caps were about to fall off, Chen Shuang asked, "Where was that sound just now?"
Mushroom shook his head at first, then saw God's hand tightening on the hilt of the sword. His whole body trembled, and he held his head and thought hard.
It flipped over the wooden sign, revealing words in the empty space.
【underground】
Chen Shuang asked, "How do I get to the underground?"
The mushroom responded by waving its mycelium.
【bad luck】
Chen Shuang: “Hmm?”
What a brand new way of traveling.
Mushroom added.
[It exists, occasionally hunts, and the unlucky ones will be eaten]
There is some kind of creature underground here that catches food from time to time, and even spirits are within its hunting range.
This unlucky kid is really unlucky.
Shen Shuang nodded: "Thank you."
This is a bit difficult.
I used to feel like I was possessed by a poor guy when drawing cards, but now I know that there are always people better than you.
Wait, draw a card...
Her eyes suddenly lit up.
If you want to be unlucky, there are ways to do it.
Chen Shuang took out an old acquaintance card from her backpack and tapped the card.
After scaring Mr. Clown last time, he hid in the box on the card and never came out, occasionally opening the lid a little to observe secretly.
After hearing the noise outside, Mr. Clown showed a pair of round eyes from the gap in the box. After seeing that it was Chen Shuang, he closed the lid with a "snap".
The toolbox containing the clown seemed to be alive. It jumped up and down and hid nimbly in the grass on the card.
If the space wasn't limited, Mr. Clown would have wanted to hide himself underground.
God looked closer and asked, "What is this?"
Chen Shuang: "Our through train ticket."
Hearing the voice of the Dark God outside, the entire toolbox shook, and then he tried to use the bottom corner of the box to dig a hole in the ground, as if he really wanted to bury himself in it.
Chen Shuang: It seems that the shadow left by last time is indeed huge.
"Great Mr. Clown," she said, "This time it's really simple, I promise."
The sincere assurance of the human priest came in. The clown lifted the lid, looked out from the narrow gap, and saw a pair of sincere black eyes.
Those eyes seemed to be saying, I will never let you down.
So gentle, so convincing.
The Joker briefly recalled his past experiences. This Dark Herald was undoubtedly a powerful, responsible, and empathetic leader, a trustworthy legend.
He thought about it seriously, then slammed the lid shut.
Joker: I don't believe you, you are such a bad guy.
Chen Shuang: Is this the alien version of the story of Here Comes the Sheep?
She said, "Please believe me, I'm asking for your help this time to lower my luck. We may need the help of bad luck right now."
After a while, the toolbox was opened, revealing the clown's confused face.
doom?
What a strange request.
He looked at Chen Shuang again to confirm: Doom?
Shen Shuang nodded: "That's right."
Joker: Really?
Chen Shuang: Really!
The Joker rubbed his hands together.
Since it is bad luck, it is not impossible to help.
The clown put his hand to his mouth and coughed a few times, then straightened his hair and dress that were flattened by the box, took out his red bow tie and tied it, then walked out and sat back in his chair.
The clown crossed his legs again, put his hands together, and made a "please start" gesture with his mouth.
Chen Shuang said: "Mr. Clown, I am going to start telling the legend."
The system made a "ding dong" sound.
You are using Schrödinger's Luck.
The Clown from the Land of Miracles enjoys listening to stories while gathering inspiration for his performances. Upon learning of the strange request from an acquaintance of Old Six, the great Clown, after much deliberation, decides to help. The Clown clarifies this: "We are absolutely fair and just, and there is no personal vengeance involved."
[When the clown is in high spirits, the user's luck value will be greatly increased; when the clown's expectations are dashed, the user's bad luck value will be greatly increased.
Note: Once activated, it cannot be stopped. The clown will be judged immediately after the deadline. Please use with caution.
Chen Shuang glanced at the intrigued clown and said slowly, "We all know that the cautious Mr. Clown has a secret that he absolutely cannot reveal."
clown:"……"
Help.
God asked curiously, "What secret?"
clown:"……"
Help, help, help!
The black stars on the card surface were far ahead and filled up at a speed never seen before.
Sorry, the judgment of [Schrödinger's Luck] failed.
[Significantly increasing the bad luck value]
【Be careful, misfortune has come】
My vision suddenly went dark, and I heard God's exclamation in my ears.
When I opened my eyes again, the lush green scenery on the ground was no longer in front of me. The smell of decay hit me in the face, and my originally clear consciousness seemed to be a little slowed down by the smoke.
"One, two, three..."
A clear and lively voice came to my ears.
Chen Shuang moved her gaze forward.
A woman stood in the cramped stone chamber.
A wide, pitch-black cloak covered his entire body, and only his silky black curly hair could be seen leaking out from under the hood. His bright red lips were muttering to himself, as if he was measuring the quantity of something.
A black cat was curled up at her feet, and there were many transparent bottles at her hands, which contained many creatures with special colorful colors.
Lizards, bats, spiders, venomous tarantulas...
There is also a broom commonly seen in the magic world in the corner. There are so many magical inscriptions on it that it is dizzying. Wizard robes of various sizes are hung on the wall, which looks like a collector's obsession.
A stereotypical medieval mage.
Chen Shuang lowered her eyes.
A...witch.
The witch in front of her suddenly turned around, stared at Chen Shuang for a moment, and then said, "Beautiful lady, can I sign a body selling agreement with you?"
Chen Shuang: “Hmm?”
Whose body are you selling?
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