Chapter 100 My grandma chops me with a kitchen knife every day

"I have been having this dream every day for the past three months. Every day I dream about being chased and killed by my grandma."

"She would either chop me with a kitchen knife, or catch me and throw me off a tall building. When I asked her why she wanted to kill me, she didn't say anything and just slapped me!"

"The key is that every time she beats me in my dream, I feel a lot of pain in my face the next day!"

Money was pouring in from all directions.

He really didn't know what he had done wrong. Why was his grandmother suddenly so upset with him?

[It's your fault! Who told you guys not to treat the old man well when he was alive? Now you are finally getting your comeuppance!]

[Wow, I bet 100 bucks that he must have bullied his grandmother when she was alive.]

[Did you use your grandmother's coffin money to reward the female anchor? ]

[I think he stole his grandmother's coffin book to buy gaming equipment! ]

[Is he going to bring a boyfriend home and piss him off?]

[The one upstairs, you...]

Seeing the comments on the other side of the barrage getting more and more outrageous, and money coming in from all directions, I almost vomited blood.

He was so angry that his eyes turned red, and his head became even more messy.

"Please stop talking nonsense. Although I was rebellious and ignorant, that was when I was a kid!"

"I am still very filial to my grandma when I grow up. I often buy things for her and take her out to play whenever I have time!"

That's why he felt so wronged.

He is obviously nice to grandma.

Why does grandma want to hunt him down?

He wanted to cry but had no tears. He felt very tired, extremely tired.

He scratched his head and started to complain to Huo Ning again, "Hey, anchor, let me tell you, I thought my grandma was short of money at first, and I even burned a lot of money for her."

"In my dream, she was chasing me, and she was chasing me even harder!"

Money came from all directions and it was very unfair.

I feel very wronged.

Just like a Husky who doesn't understand why his owner wants to beat him.

"You say I have it easy? I spent all my salary on burning paper money for her, and she still beat me and chased me!"

[Ah, I believe this guy treats his grandma well, mainly because he doesn't look very smart and doesn't look like someone who can do bad things.]

[Silently +1, he looks like one of those 24k pure idiots. It's not that he doesn't have bad intentions, but his IQ is so low that it's impossible to imagine him doing bad things! ]

[So his grandmother wanted to hunt him down because she found out that her grandson was too stupid and too shameful after she went to the underworld, and she couldn't explain to her ancestors? ]

[The person above, you seem to have accidentally revealed the truth! ]

Money comes from all directions: "..."

What the hell!

Why isn't he smart?

Are they polite?

Qian came from all directions crying and looked at Huo Ning with a wronged look on his face.

There was no other way. He really couldn't stand having to be beaten and hunted every day.

"Anchor, can you please tell my grandma to stop chasing me?"

"Wuwuwu, I'm just an ordinary person with flesh and blood. If I continue to be hunted down like this, I think I will really die."

"I'm still young, I haven't made any money yet, I don't want to die!"

Huo Ning's mouth twitched.

She wanted to comfort him, but she didn't know where to start. She could only raise her hand to support her forehead, "Well...why don't you calm down first?"

"ah!"

Money came from all directions, and in an instant there was a wailing sound, and the cry was deafening.

"Wuwuwu, I can't stay calm, host. You should persuade my grandma to calm down and tell her to stop chasing me."

"Is she starting a business down there and is short of money or something? Or... is she lonely because she can't find my grandfather down there? How about I roast two old men for her?"

"No matter what, can you please let my grandma let me go?"

[Burning two old men? You are such a cruel man! ]

[I have recorded the screen, do you think I need to call the police? ]

[Report one, and let the police remind the old man nearby to be careful. ]

Qian came from all directions and stared at the bullet screen with resentment, "Pooh, pooh, pooh! You are the ones who are being punished. I'm talking about burning two paper figurines of old men. What are you thinking!"

"Wuwuwu, if you don't want the old man, but you are dissatisfied with me, it's fine, but can you tell me, wuwuwu."

"I really want to have a good sleep. Grandma, are you there? If you are, please turn on the light for me."

Click, the light turned on.

Money came from all directions and he trembled violently.

"Fuck, grandma, are you really here? It must be a coincidence. If it's not a coincidence, please turn off the light for me!"

Click, the light went out.

Money came from all directions and I started crying loudly, feeling terrible.

So his grandma really is hunting him down every day!

Wuuuu, what did he do wrong?

He looked at Huo Ning humbly and used his remaining savings to buy her a few tiaras, bridal gowns and red wine.

"Anchor, save my life!"

Huo Ning: “…”

This was the first time the corners of her mouth twitched to this extent since she started the live broadcast.

Well, this money comes from all over the place, so he is also a talented person.

She took a deep breath and felt her mouth twitch.

She tried to hold it back, but couldn't hold it back any longer, and said, "Why did your grandma want to kill you? Don't you have any sense?"

Qian came from all directions, looking confused, "Huh? What does it have to do with me?"

It was unfair enough that he was hunted down by his own grandmother, so why are people putting the blame on him?

Huo Ning was speechless, "Did you disturb your grandmother's grave?"

"Yes!"

Qian nodded and said, "I saw a guru online saying that moving the grave and improving the environment around it can bring good luck to your family."

"I moved my grandma to a new grave. I even chose a very good environment, with flowers and water, beautiful scenery, and the sound of cicadas waking me up every day. How wonderful it is!"

"Anyway, if we do this, it will benefit both me and my grandma, and we will all win, isn't that right?"

Huo Ning: “…”

As the saying goes, the poor don't leave their relatives and the rich don't move their graves. It is also said that nine out of ten people who move their graves will fail.

But there are always exceptions. Theoretically, if the cemetery is relocated well, it can indeed bring shelter to future generations.

But the prerequisite is that the relocation is good!

Huo Ning resisted the urge to beat his head off for his grandma, and his forehead was filled with black lines.

"Well, it's only right to choose a good environment for the reburial, but you chose a peach forest for your grandma. What does that mean?"

"There are peach trees planted next to her grave. This must be your masterpiece!"

Water friends: "..."

[6. Plant a peach tree next to the grave. Peach wood can ward off evil spirits. And since it is on a mountain, the peach tree might get struck by lightning from time to time!]

[Good boy, what deep hatred do you have with your grandma? ]

Money came from all directions, and I was completely confused.

He stuttered, "No, no, no... Can't we plant peach trees? My grandma loved eating peaches when she was alive. She also loved peach blossoms. She would make peach blossom wine every spring."

"Hey, I also planted a date tree next to her grave. Is that okay?"