Chapter 5: Strangely Dressed Audience



Chapter 5: Strangely Dressed Audience

Xu Wang was dumbfounded.

He stood there in a daze, his voice suddenly becoming stammering, "No no no... Impossible!"

"My mother has been reincarnated, how could she be in my house?"

"Mom? Are you there? If you are, hit me."

He walked around the room, rubbed his curly hair, and his eyes kept moving around, like a big dog looking for its owner.

But after searching for a long time, he found nothing and immediately hung his head in frustration.

"Anchor, I said my mom wouldn't show up. You calculated wrong."

Huo Ning's fingers flew, and a golden talisman appeared out of thin air in Xu Wang's room, then slowly fell into the corner of the wall.

"Fuck!"

Xu Wang was stunned. He stared blankly at the talisman that came through the screen and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

What’s even more exciting is yet to come.

As the talisman fell, he slowly saw a familiar white figure.

That face was warm and kind. Xu Wang's eyes turned red and his hands trembled with excitement. "Mom!"

"Mom, I finally see you! I missed you so much, Mom!"

He rushed towards his mother's soul with tears and snot, but went straight through her body.

Xu Wang stared at his hands blankly, his expression dazed and confused, not knowing what he was thinking.

Xu's mother also had a blank expression on her face, standing in the corner in a daze, not moving.

Ten seconds later——

A pig-slaughtering howl was heard.

A broom chased after Xu Wang and kept hitting him.

Xu Wang was beaten so badly that he ran away in panic with his head in his hands.

"Mom! Mom! Mom! Ouch, why are you hitting me?"

"Mom! I haven't seen you for half a year. Don't you miss me?"

"Mom, please stop hitting me. You're really going to kill me if you keep hitting me."

"Yin Taohua, huh? You've been spotted by a female ghost, huh? What the hell are you thinking about all day long!"

This scene was a huge shock to the viewers in the live broadcast room.

[??? Damn, it’s getting really intense, I think I saw the real Ah Piao, no, I need to sleep for a while!]

[It must be a special effect! This must be a special effect! ]

[The person above, this is a live broadcast, how can a live broadcast produce such special effects? ]

[The golden talisman passing through the screen is a special effect, so I can tolerate it. But the auntie has no shadow, is that also... a special effect? ​​]

[Help! I'm so scared, ahhhh! I'm going to call the police! ]

[The person above, what are you going to say after you call the police? Say that you saw a phoenix beating someone up, and it scared you to tears? ]

Huo Ning coughed twice and said, "Auntie, please stop hitting him. He has thick skin and tough flesh, so you won't be able to kill him if you hit him like this."

Xu Wang: “………………”

Sister anchor, how presumptuous of you!

The broom stopped, Xu's mother snorted, and wanted to reach out to pull Xu Wang's ears.

Halfway through raising her hand, she remembered that she was now a ghost, and silently put it down.

"Little bastard."

Xu's mother cursed with a smile.

Xu Wang's eyes were a little moist, and his head drooped, "Mom, why don't you go reincarnate?"

Upon hearing this, Xu's mother cursed again, "You heartless little bastard, the reason I don't want to reincarnate is because I'm worried about you."

"Look at you. You're so old, but you don't know how to tidy up your room. You also eat takeout every day. Is that takeout clean?"

Xu Wang was a little dissatisfied.

"Mom, takeout is delicious. My cooking is terrible. Some money is meant to be earned by others."

Xu's mother was so angry that she wanted to use the broom to hit him again.

"You little bastard, do you want to piss me off to death?"

Xu Wang trembled, stared at the broom in fear, and swallowed in fear.

"Mom, you're already dead. Theoretically, I can't make you angry to death again."

The result was obvious. Xu Wang was beaten again by his own mother, who was controlling him with a broom.

For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter.

[My brother is miserable, but I want to laugh.]

[It can be seen that this person is thick-skinned and itchy. ]

[My eyes are a little wet for no reason, and I'm not so afraid of ghosts anymore. The ghosts I'm afraid of may be the relatives that others miss day and night.]

[I didn’t notice that my brother was thinking about my mother day and night, but I did notice that he was thinking about my mother beating him day and night.]

Huo Ning watched Xu Wang being beaten with a smile.

When she had watched the excitement for a while, she raised her hand to stop him, "That's enough, he's already stupid, and if he keeps hitting me, he'll be even more stupid."

Only then did Xu's mother let go of the broom in her hand.

She sighed and looked at Xu Wang with tenderness and love.

"I just can't bear to leave you alone. You've been itchy since you were little, and you won't obey unless I spank you."

Xu Wang lowered his head and suddenly whispered, "Mom, I know that you are the one who cleaned my room and threw away my takeout."

Mother Xu was stunned.

She looked up at Huo Ning on the other end of the phone, only to find that she was holding her chin with one hand, watching the performance between mother and son with interest.

It was as if he had known what was in his son's mind for a long time.

"Hey, Mom, I said that on purpose, just to see if you would get fed up and hit me with a broom."

"I want to see you, too."

Xu Wang had a grin on his face, but the corners of his eyes gradually turned red.

Mother Xu sighed, "Now that you have met your mother, you should study hard and learn to take care of yourself. Don't eat those messy things anymore, okay?"

Xu Wang nodded obediently.

"I understand, mom. Go and reincarnate. I will take good care of myself. I am really good at cooking now."

Mother Xu was still worried.

He muttered a few more sentences.

"Also, you can't keep living outside. All the houses at home are in your name. If you move out, won't it be a bargain for outsiders?"

She and Xu Wang's father met through a blind date arranged by their family, and there was no emotional foundation between the two parties.

To put it bluntly, these years we have been living together as a team and no one can trust anyone else.

So after they had a child, most of the houses they bought were in Xu Wang’s name.

Before her death, Xu's mother gave all the money she had to Xu Wang.

After all, she had no attachment to the world of the living, and it didn't matter to her whether Xu Wang's father would find a new woman or not.

She was just worried about Xu Wang and afraid that he would suffer a loss.

Xu Wang chuckled, "Don't worry, mom. I'll be back tomorrow. The old man doesn't know how much money you left for me. I'll go to him every day to complain about my poverty. I'll be so poor that he'll be annoyed to death."

As for the house deeds at home, he hid them very deeply.

"Don't worry about reincarnation. I, your son, am very smart."

Mother Xu was still hesitating where she was, her eyes full of reluctance.

She wanted to see her son a little longer.

Huo Ning smiled, "Go and reincarnate. Don't stay in the world of the living for too long. It's not good for him."

"Moreover, your fate as mother and son has not yet ended. You still have a fate for three lifetimes."

Mother Xu: “…………”

No need to!

She left, and disappeared from the room in an instant as if her feet were greased.

Huo Ning smiled, thought for a moment, and then said, "Send me your address in a private message later, and I'll send you two talismans. You burn the red one for your mother, and the underworld won't blame her for staying in the world for too long. You wear the other one yourself."

"You will encounter a disaster in two days, and it will protect you from it."

[Fuck, the family members are incredible. Mr. Huo is so kind. 】

[She's suddenly so kind, I'm not used to it.]

[I bet a bag of spicy noodles and these two talismans for 100,000.]

Sure enough, the netizens understand Huo Ning.

Before Xu Wang could thank him, he saw Huo Ning smiling charmingly and looking at him expectantly.

"Is it not too much to give you two 'Phoenix Crown and Cloud Bridal Cape' for these two talismans?"

Wuwuwu, if it were in her previous life, she wouldn’t sell these two talismans for less than one hundred thousand!

Of course, if the other party is a wealthy person, then there will be another price.

Although Xu Wang was a little speechless about the master's undisguised love of money, he still readily rewarded him with two brocade crowns and bridal robes.

However, after the appreciation, he found that Huo Ning's expectant gaze had not yet left him.

Xu Wang: “?”

Huo Ning touched her stomach and said, "What... ten boxes of hot and sour noodles?"

Xu Wang immediately gave her a look that said "I understand" and then gave her the money for ten boxes of hot and sour noodles as a reward.

"I've sent you a private message with your address. Bye, anchor sister!"

[Hey guys, this is faster than me going to the cafeteria to eat.]

[He was afraid that if he was a few seconds late, the host would ask him for ten boxes of snail noodles, turkey noodles, hot pot, potato chips, and onion rings.]

——[Watch the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk] Give away 'Phoenix Crown and Cloud Bridal Cap' x1.

【Xiao Kan Tian Se Mu Kan Yun: Anchor sister, I rewarded you, please connect with me! 】

Huo Ning immediately invited her to a video call.

The next moment, a person wearing a green fish mask and wrapped tightly from head to toe appeared in the video.


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