Chapter 666: Almost Killed Myself
"That master, although he recruited me, I don't mean to harm his life. You can't just accept me without knowing the truth."
The female ghosts knew that generally speaking, as long as someone provoked them, the masters of metaphysics would basically kill them without any reason.
Putting aside the fact that there are indeed some female ghosts who just start killing indiscriminately without caring whether the opponent has provoked them or not, what did those sisters who want to take revenge for their grudges do wrong?
Some people just love to seek death and would do things like raising ghosts.
They don't even use their pig brains to think about this: if a little devil has such powerful strength, why would he be willing to be a servant of humans?
"Anyway, he summoned me to help him lose weight. I didn't take the initiative to harm anyone. You can't just kill me."
[6. Huo Laoliu has already said that this guy may not survive tonight, and you still say that you did not harm him. You lie without thinking.]
[Okay, okay, it's not you who wants to hurt people, it's the Labrador next to you who wants to hurt people. It's just a dog. Even if it turns into a ghost, it's still a ghost dog. It only sleeps and eats. How could it know how to hurt people! ]
【Is it possible that it really knows? 】
[Every murderer starts out by saying that he didn't kill anyone, every thief says that he didn't steal anything, and similarly every ghost says that he didn't hurt anyone. I'm tired of hearing these excuses.]
[Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't intend to kill him, so he died tonight, because he was depressed and wanted to commit suicide, right? ]
[…Don’t tell me, really don’t tell me, is there a possibility that this guy will not be able to hold on and commit suicide!]
After all, everyone can see Wei Chuan's current mentality.
Wei Chuan was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"I don't want to commit suicide!"
"Even though I've become this thin, I've never thought about committing suicide!"
Even though he always said he wanted to die, he couldn't really do it if he was asked to.
If he really died, wouldn't that be a tragedy for his loved ones and a joy for his enemies?
[Ghost lady, you see, I have never thought about committing suicide. Stop lying here. You just want to kill Wei Chuan. As long as he dies, you can take over his body! ]
Female ghost: “…”
Bullshit! This is nothing but scaremongering!
Why would she take over his body here?
He doesn't look good!
Not thin enough!
"I don't want a fat and ugly body. We ghosts have aesthetic tastes too, okay?"
Wei Chuan turned his head slowly, "What did you say?"
It would be fine if this female ghost said he was ugly.
After all, everyone's aesthetic taste is different.
But the other person actually said that he was fat?
Wei Chuan felt that he had never heard such ridiculous words before. For a moment, his head was dizzy and even his heart ached with anger.
"Do you know what you are talking about? You said I was fat? How could I be fat? I am as thin as a skeleton!"
Female ghost: “?”
The female ghost looked at Wei Chuan suspiciously, and felt that what he said was simply terrifying to a certain extent.
"Do you have a cognitive disorder about your weight? If not, how dare you say you are thin?"
"Even at my current weight, I still think I'm fat!"
Apart from anything else, Wei Chuan's waist is so thick!
Wei Chuan: “………………”
This female ghost is so righteous.
For a moment, he even doubted whether there was something wrong with his aesthetic taste.
Otherwise, why would others think he is fat?
But fortunately, Wei Chuan took a look at the bullet screen in time.
[Dameizi, is this Chinese? ]
[Help me, I suspect I am illiterate now. What did she just say, Wei Chuan is fat? ]
[This sister has never been educated. She has confused the meaning of fat and thin, right?]
[Don't argue, I'm thinking now, I suspect I also have weight awareness disorder, I think Wei Chuan will die if he loses any more weight. ]
[What are you talking about? I think she is right. Wei Chuan is really fat. Do you want to see his waist and legs? If I were as fat as him, I would die!]
[…Let’s not worry about Wei Chuan for now, sister, I think you might need to go to the hospital first.]
The world is bustling, but Labrador sleeps until he grows old.
Wei Chuan felt powerless for a moment.
"Sometimes it's quite helpless when a person encounters a female ghost."
Netizen: "..."
Is it possible that if a group of people encounter a female ghost, they would be quite helpless!
Seeing that the topic was about to change again, Wei Chuan quickly looked at Huo Ning, "Master Huo, you said before that I might not survive tonight. Does she want to kill me?"
He wouldn't commit suicide anyway.
Huo Ning shook her head, "Not really."
Wei Chuan's mouth twitched, and then his forehead twitched violently. He looked at the Labrador who was still sleeping.
"Then...could it be that it wants to kill me?"
This time, it was Huo Ning's turn to have his mouth twitch slightly.
"Are you sure? It spends all day eating and sleeping, and when it wakes up it will look for food again."
Wei Chuan: “…”
Before Wei Chuan could ask what the reason was, Huo Ning spoke up: "It's just that your body can't stand this kind of extreme torture, so you went on strike."
He was eating like crazy, like a starving ghost.
Even an iron man can't stand losing weight like crazy.
In addition, if living people often stay with ghosts, their bodies and magnetic fields will be seriously damaged.
Not to mention, there is more than one ghost around Wei Chuan!
Given the combination of several factors, it is a miracle that Wei Chuan can continue to survive.
Huo Ning took out a celadon bottle from the space ring and poured out two green pills from it. "Here, eat it."
Wei Chuan didn't know what it was, but he still took it and swallowed it with water.
After swallowing it, he asked, "Master Huo, what is this?"
"It's for conditioning the body. You'll know later."
Wei Chuan was just about to ask, why not tell him directly.
As a result, Wei Chuan felt as if food was rising up in his throat. He didn't care about anything else and ran to the toilet to vomit.
About fifteen minutes later, Wei Chuan, looking exhausted, crawled out of the toilet.
Basically, whatever he stuffed into his stomach today he vomited out.
He was so exhausted from vomiting that he almost vomited acid.
But the strange thing is that after vomiting, he actually felt a lot more relaxed.
The feeling of being shrouded in turbid air before has actually dissipated a lot.
"Master Huo, thank you..."
Wei Chuan lay on the sofa, saying thank you weakly.
He was really tired now, his eyelids were drooping like crazy, and he felt like he needed a good sleep.
Huo Ning was silent for a moment before saying, "You should thank me."
After all, if he hadn't suddenly started to roll in tonight, Wei Chuan would have starved himself to death from not eating enough.
The audience wanted to say something, but when they looked, Wei Chuan had fallen asleep.
It’s great to be young, you can fall asleep as soon as you lie down.
So the audience turned their attention to the female ghost who was thinner than Wei Chuan, even from the perspective of a spirit.
[This sister is so thin but still thinks she is fat. She must have a psychological problem. I want to know what happened to her. ]
[I feel like she was PUA-ed by Bai Youshou. 】
[It feels like she is not only being PUA, her aesthetics are distorted! ]
When she was alive, the female ghost cared most about other people's comments on her weight. If someone said she was fat, she would be so upset that she couldn't eat every day.
So even though Wei Chuan fell asleep, his phone was still live, and she could still see the comments in the live broadcast room.
The female ghost was very dissatisfied. She stared at the screen with her dark eyes and said in a hoarse voice, "I'll say it again, I don't think I'm thin!"
"I look very fat now. If I hadn't been unable to lose weight after becoming a female ghost, I would never have turned myself into the fat pig I am now!"
She uttered these words almost hysterically.
Netizens also noticed that she really thought she was fat.
Instead of being deliberately pretentious and letting people praise her for being thin.
This distorted aesthetic really scared all the netizens, and some even said that Huo Ning wanted to wake the female ghost up with a brick.
Well, Huo Ning did exactly that.
She pulled out a brick from her bag and hit the ghost girl on the head.
The female ghost in the photo had stars in her eyes.
"Are you awake? If not, I'll hit you with a few more bricks."
Female ghost: “…”
Stop taking pictures, Master. You are really sober now!
The main thing is that I dare not be unconscious.