Chapter 7 Yo, Here Comes Life



Chapter 7 Yo, Here Comes Life

In just a few minutes, Huo Ning was scolded and listed on the hot search list of the live broadcast platform, and even caused a splash on Weibo.

Many bystanders rushed over after hearing the news, and when they saw Huo Ning's face, they followed her without saying a word, regardless of who the anchor was.

The number of people watching the live broadcast has exceeded 8,000 and is heading towards 9,000, with a slight trend of breaking 10,000.

Huo Ning smiled slightly.

These are all potential customers.

"Let me introduce myself to you all again. My last name is Huo. I am a metaphysics anchor. I wear a 'phoenix crown and a bridal robe' three times a day to tell fortunes."

[Oh, finally someone figured out that Zheng Yunfan's reputation is going to fall, I've been putting up with him for so long! He has no acting skills, no singing skills, no variety sense, he's just garbage! ]

[He can do nothing but flatter and be a good boy, and he took a legal expert to the police station. ]

[Zheng Yunfan's brain-dead fans are broken, I'd love to see more of them, or I'll kill you at my doorstep. ]

[Those haters above, do you have no mothers? ]

For a moment, the barrage was filled with pink and black battles, and there was a thick fog of black smoke.

This also makes the live broadcast room very popular, and people keep clicking in to watch the fun.

From beginning to end, the mysterious spectator who asked her to tell her fortune just stared at the camera silently without saying a word.

After a while, she finally asked, "You're not a fan of Brother Yunfan, are you? You didn't lie to me?"

"I have contacted so many masters, and they all said that Brother Yunfan has a good fortune!"

Huo Ning curled the corners of her lips nonchalantly.

"It's not that they can't figure it out, they just don't dare to say it."

If one of the ten compliments says that your luck has not been very good recently, fans won’t take it too seriously.

The strangely dressed audience member didn't say anything. He just said "I understand" in a hoarse voice and then disconnected the connection.

Huo Ning stretched lazily, "Okay, today's live broadcast ends here. I'm going to help Auntie solve the evil spirit."

[Stop, host! We want to see how you conquer the fierce ghost! ]

【WTF, the anchor is so short! 】

[You run away after you've been pampered? Hehe, little clouds, please destroy this jerk's private message! ]

[You bastard! Every time you go on air from now on, Master Yun Duo will scold you! ]

Xiaoyunduo is the fan name of Zheng Yunfan.

This group of people usually tirelessly admire how others praise Zheng Yunfan and brag about how their brother is the most handsome man in the world.

Suddenly someone like Huo Ning came and turned into a mad dog, biting her non-stop.

Huo Ning felt sorry for them.

She was originally the same age as Hua, but because of her idol-chasing habits, she became extremely aggressive and unknowingly became a knife in Zheng Yunfan's hand, allowing him to hit her wherever he pointed.

Little did they know that this was already tainted with cause and effect.

Zheng Yunfan will not pay for their bad karma.

Because of idol chasing, I turned myself into a keyboard warrior, and I have to bear the consequences myself.

Huo Ning put on a hat and a mask, and took a taxi to the next city according to the address given by Huang Xiu.

As soon as she got on the car, the master apologized to her.

"Sorry girl, the air conditioning in this car is broken, just open the window and it will be fine."

Huo Ning frowned.

The temperature inside the car was extremely uncomfortable and chilly.

She stared at the Buddha statue ornament in the car with cold eyes.

"Isn't it pretty? I spent 300 yuan on Taobao to buy it for peace of mind and to ward off evil spirits."

"But you little girls won't like this."

The driver couldn't help but speak when he saw that she had been staring at the decorations in the car without saying anything.

The ride lasted an hour, and if the two of them remained silent the entire time, he thought he would be bored to death.

The red rope that Huo Ning casually tied around her wrist moved when she was about to leave the house.

She looked away from the Buddha statue and said calmly, "Master, things have not been going well for you lately, right?"

"Did you rear-end your car for no apparent reason a few days ago?"

The driver's eyes widened in shock, wondering how she knew that.

"Little girl, you are such a joker. It's nothing."

He said this, but in his heart he thought it was bad luck.

He was driving well that day, but for some unknown reason he seemed to lose control and crashed into the car in front of him.

Huo Ning smiled.

"I'm just saying it for fun, just take it as a joke."

"Just half a month ago, you were driving a friend to the countryside at night and passed by a cemetery."

"You just thought it was bad luck and didn't take it seriously. The next day when you were driving your son to school, he suddenly said there was an old man in the car. You scolded him. In the afternoon, your son had a fever."

The driver was horrified by what she said.

It’s strange, how come this little girl knows everything!

It would have been fine if he had only gotten one thing right, but after getting so many right one after another, the driver couldn't help but feel suspicious.

"Did I run into something dirty?"

He glared at the Buddha statue again and said, "I spent three hundred dollars on it, and it's useless!"

Huo Ning's mouth twitched.

"Master, you can't just worship statues of gods and Buddhas that haven't been consecrated. Over time, something will take up residence in them."

"Also, it is not appropriate to place Buddha statues on the car, as Buddha prefers stillness and not movement."

The driver nodded repeatedly as he listened, "Are there any other taboos, Master?"

Huo Ning moved her lips.

It just so happened that she was feeling bored, so she just chatted to kill time.

"Don't put knives in there, and don't put too many items belonging to the metal or wood elements. Feng Shui generally believes that traffic accidents are caused by the 'conflict between metal and wood'. The elements here refer to the material and the colour."

"Also, water can break the conflict between metal and wood. You can put some black or blue items in your car to mediate."

"As for your home, don't put wind chimes or dolls with facial features. But these things are probable, so don't be too nervous."

Of course, if people with a Yin-attracting physique put these things in their homes, there will be trouble.

The driver kept her words in mind.

He couldn't help but glance at the Buddha statue and felt creepy.

"Master, what should we do with this thing? From what you said, it seems like there is an old ghost possessing this thing!"

Huo Ning yawned slightly.

"You drove past the grave and swore at it several times, which made it angry, so it pestered you."

"Find some time, drive the car back, burn some incense in front of it, apologize and kowtow. If you are sincere, burn some paper money or something. I just want to teach you a lesson, not to kill you. Otherwise, it would not be just a simple rear-end collision that day."

"As for this Buddha statue, cover it with red cloth and send it to a temple to have a monk bless it someday."

The driver was sweating profusely after hearing what she said and he said sorry several times.

Early the next morning, he drove to the cemetery he had passed by before as Huo Ning had said.

He apologized sincerely, saying repeatedly that he had meant no offense at the time and hoped that the old man would not take it to heart.

After he apologized, he knelt down, kowtowed to the old man, lit incense, and also burned a lot of paper money out of courtesy.

Even villas, sports cars, gold ingots and paper servants were burned.

It's strange to say, after doing all this, the air-conditioning temperature in the car returned to normal on the way back, and the heavy feeling in my shoulders for the past few days was gone.

But that’s all for another time.

At this moment, the car drove along a shaded path, and the sky suddenly became overcast and darkened rapidly.

It was three o'clock in the afternoon, there was no rain or wind, and the view in front of me was inexplicably surrounded by black fog. The surroundings were so quiet that there was not a trace of life.

The driver stepped on the brakes immediately and was almost scared to death.

Huo Ning suddenly opened his eyes.

Yo, here comes life.


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