Chapter 66 The Art of Abstraction



However, Song Zhirang was not discouraged and cheerfully attributed everything to the test of fate.

Soon, another test of fate arrived.

Upon entering the territory of the Ziyuan Empire, he was immediately captured by the checkpoint guards as a refugee and taken to Longchang for his third enlightenment, where he enthusiastically starred in the large-scale abstract drama "Prison Break 2".

Five months later, Song Zhirang, who was now penniless, was finally released again and successfully arrived at Xuanzhou City, the first town in the Ziyuan Empire.

Just as Song Zhirang decided to make a name for himself in this foreign land, another test of fate came.

In a dark inn, he encountered bandits again. After they robbed him of his last few dozen taels of silver, he successfully became a member of the proletariat.

Then he encountered a local bully who stole his only remaining clothes: a coat and boots.

However, Song Zhirang still maintained his ambition. In addition to making a traitorous statement every day to express his loyalty to the Ziyuan Empire, he knew that it might take a very long time to become a marquis under the current circumstances, so he planned to start by working to solve his basic needs.

Thus, Song Zhirang began his career washing dishes in the kitchen of a small restaurant.

He did this for ten months. Because of his excellent dishwashing skills, he broke a lot of pots and pans. The shop owner, who could no longer tolerate it, decided to let him go and kindly deducted a month's wages from his pay.

At this point, Song Zhirang, having come to his senses, finally realized that the Ziyuan Empire was not a place where he could fully display his talents, so he decisively went to the Great Zhou Dynasty to enjoy the life of a superior person.

He experienced countless hardships along the way, spending an average of 300 days a year either in Longchang seeking enlightenment or encountering bandits and rogue cultivators robbing him for money. After five years, relying on opening blind boxes in garbage dumps and with amazing perseverance, he finally walked to the Great Zhou Empire.

However, when he arrived in the Great Zhou Empire, he was still just washing dishes in the kitchen. But having learned from his previous experience, he made progress this time and washed dishes for three years.

During that time, he saw countless beautiful female cultivators swaying in front of him, and heard people in the tavern talking about their "one-night stands," which made him extremely eager.

Although casual affairs between female and male cultivators are commonplace on this continent, the primary condition for two people to be attracted to each other is appearance. Unfortunately, Song Zhirang passed on this most basic requirement.

He once tried to get close to those naive female cultivators, hoping to become their mistresses for a brief fling, so that even a night of pleasure could become something to brag about later.

But sorry, they're just inexperienced, it doesn't mean they're stupid.

The moment he appeared in public with that donkey-like face, it was clear his fantasy would remain just that—a fantasy…

Later, Song Zhirang, whose heart was filled with spring fever, could no longer endure the hardship of relying on a craftsman in the middle of the night. He proudly took out the savings he had accumulated from washing dishes for three years and went to a brothel to become a real man.

The result was that the money was spent, and the person was beaten up and thrown out.

Even women of the night cannot accept engaging in deep, cross-species communication with anthropomorphic beings.

Later, the mad and delusional Song Zhi made Dugu feel lonely again and proposed to find a partner to spend the rest of his life with.

Even a man would be fine.

Faced with such an abstract and outrageous act, he was once again released by the restaurant owner who could no longer tolerate him, and successfully became an unemployed vagrant in a certain city of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

However, he finally got his wish. He was arrested and thrown into the dungeon for attempting to violate a woman's will in the street. During his interactions with his fellow inmates, the two became friends and, while enacting "Prison on Fire 3," he also completed his physical and mental transformation from boy to man.

Finally, Song Zhirang, who was ambitious but accomplished nothing, was tragically murdered by evil cultivators on his way to the Great Xia Kingdom. He was 63 years old at the time.

He died only a year earlier than Shen Zhao.

In short, Song Zhirang's life is very abstract, so abstract that it leaves one speechless.

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