Chapter 72, Second Live Broadcast: Internet Proposals to 39 Handsome Men
These past two days, Fang Ke directly arranged to meet Su Xiaohe. The two chatted quite congenially at an open-air cafe.
It has to be said that Su Xiaohe is a talented person. He not only convinced Fang Ke to become a regular on the variety show, but also tricked Fang Ke into investing 2 million yuan in angel investment.
After Su Xiaohe finished talking with her, he rushed off to the next event, saying he needed to meet with a few more investors to try and secure more funding for the program.
After he left, Little B asked Fang Ke in disbelief, "Host, I've never seen you so reckless before. You blindly invested 2 million! What if it all goes down the drain?"
Fang Ke slowly stirred the coffee in the ceramic cup. "Don't you believe me?"
"No... I'm just a little confused. What did you see in him, host? He only has 100,000 fans across all platforms. He's only ever made some low-quality web dramas on Bilibili. Can a director like that really make variety shows?"
Fang Ke: "The world is just a giant makeshift operation."
She laughed and said, "He graduated from the Central Academy of Drama and has a hit comedy web series. He accumulated 100,000 fans with just one work. Isn't that enough for me to invest in him?"
Little B pondered: "...Ah, is that enough?"
There are clearly more suitable and outstanding resumes available.
Fang Ke laughed and said, "It's indeed not enough, but didn't you really notice anything special about him?"
Little B racked its brains but couldn't figure it out, so it realized that it needed some program repairs.
"Didn't you see the huge 'A' on his head?"
"?"
Indeed, when Fang Ke saw Su Xiaohe, he looked up and saw this slightly chubby, fair-skinned young director with a golden "A. Su Xiaohe" on his head.
Grade A!
Fang Ke has been here for so long but has hardly seen any people!
To be rated A by the system, this person must have some hidden luck, ability, or background.
Moreover, with her help, isn't it just a matter of time before the variety show becomes a huge hit?
Fang Ke was once again full of confidence and enthusiasm.
Two million was exchanged for a 20% future dividend – a huge profit.
Little B was completely convinced: "Wow... I'm really impressed, host. I didn't expect you to have found this bug. You're really amazing."
Fang Ke then decided to go on the variety show. When she returned, she began to screen her fans. After thinking it over, she realized that the beautiful and wealthy female fan from the show "Past Life and Present Life" left the deepest impression on her.
So she tried to contact them...
And so, the two of them had their passionate conversation today.
Fang Ke promised Song Fei that she would definitely do a live stream before heading off to the variety show.
Song Fei rolled around on the bed excitedly, saying that she would definitely be number one on the list, and Fang Ke quickly tried to persuade her not to spend money.
Little did she know that these wealthy people were empty inside, with only money left. They had finally found new people and things they liked, and they felt that without spending money, they were not worthy of her affection.
Song Fei didn't say anything on the spot, and was already preparing to purchase goods for Fang Ke at the live-streaming carnival.
With her second wish fulfilled, Song Fei had no other thoughts. Fang Ke then said he would save the last wish for her, and Song Fei nodded repeatedly.
She must be the happiest fan ever! She got to take a photo with her idol, follow each other on social media, add each other on WeChat, and they're even going to be on a variety show together soon!
Sister Fang even gave her three wishes! She wants to love Sister Fang for the rest of her life!
After hanging up the video call, Fang Ke thought for a moment, logged onto Douyin (TikTok), and posted a live stream announcement on his profile page.
She then posted a Weibo message to notify her fans.
@Fang Ke: I'm going live tomorrow, my darlings! I heard you missed me (*^▽^*)～
The top-rated comment: [Did your account get hacked again?]
Fang Ke: ?
The second most popular comment: [I'm getting arrogant now. I don't want to watch your live streams anymore. I want to watch your variety shows. Can you please go on a variety show? Don't force me to beg you on my knees!]
Fang Ke was dumbfounded and started to disagree with the Fang family army.
Third most popular comment: [Did you think I'd forgive you for disappearing for so many days just because you posted a picture of "Baby"? You don't call me "baby" anymore, you don't call me "wife" anymore, our relationship has definitely cooled down. Do you have another man on the side?]
Fang Ke closed his eyes and went offline.
Despite the fun and games, at 1 p.m. the next day, during the dreary hours of working life, a bunch of people clicked on Fang Ke's live stream.
Fang Ke's second live stream, which was not officially promoted and was at an awkward time, still had good viewership, with 10,000 people watching right from the start.
As soon as she appeared, before she could even say a few words, her fans excitedly showered her with gifts, repeatedly shouting, "Wife, you've finally come out!"
Fang Ke laughed and said, "Sisters, I haven't been slacking off! I'm working hard to make money. The days you don't see me, I'm always busy making money. So, those of you who should be studying should focus on your studies, and those of you who should be making money should focus on making money, okay?"
Fang Ke randomly read a few comments in response, "You not only make money, you also sleep with men... I brought back seven men, all for you guys, I swear to God."
"Do you all want to see me on variety shows? What if I get criticized by the whole internet?"
The excited replies begin below:
Why would you worry about this? You're already universally disliked online!
Fang Ke: "..."
[Sister Fang, fly high! You now have 4 million followers across the internet. Do you know what that means? It means at least 4 million people won't criticize you! Surprised? Unexpected? Touched?]
Fang Ke was so surprised and moved that he could punch Mount Everest out of her head.
I just want to end the live stream right now and go back to sleep.
Fang Ke smiled through gritted teeth, "Thank you, sisters, for giving me unparalleled courage."
So angry that he didn't want to say another word, Fang Ke said, "Then let's randomly find a spectator to have a PK battle with."
There were still some well-behaved viewers in the comments section, one saying, "I want to see my wife dance QAQ"
Fang Ke stopped treating these fans as outsiders and started arguing with them without any politeness.
"What are you jumping for? Dancing requires a certain mood, you know. I'm not in the mood right now..."
[Lazy] is giving away 30 [Carnival] items to [Fang Ke].
Fang Ke: "..."
Viewers watching the live stream saw Fang Ke silently put down his phone and stand up, pushing back his chair.
She played a song with an ambiguous rhythm, chose a mesmerizing filter, and started dancing in front of the camera.
Fang Ke is truly born to be a live streamer. He can easily sway his waist and touch his neck, and his every wave is perfectly in sync with the rhythm.
Flipping hair, biting lips, winking, touching collarbone—all four suggestive moves are included.
After jumping for a full minute, she sat back down, brushed her long hair aside, and said in a high-pitched voice.
"Thank you for the 30 carnivals, my darling. Don't spend too much, my darling."
The live stream audience erupted in wild laughter.
[You're in the mood again right now, aren't you?]
Don't make me laugh; Sister Fang is serious about making money.
[Please excuse the poor quality; it was all just my wife's comedic effect.]
[Thank you, rich lady!]
[You're the first streamer who dances with such confidence and style; I'm smitten.]
Fang Ke was amused by the effect of her own performance, and deliberately put on a serious face and said, "Okay, I'm not dancing anymore. Stop giving gifts. Anyone who gives a gift will have to pay back! I'm going to start the PK battle."
Fang Ke then connected with a streamer who seemed to be socially awkward. The background was outdoors, and it was very desolate.
Upon seeing her, he stiffly nodded to Fang Ke, who also nodded and said, "Hello..."
Then the other party quickly hung up and left the live stream.
Fang Ke: "..."
Is she really that scary?
After several unsuccessful attempts, Fang Ke became frustrated and heard from a fan that...
They think you have too many followers, and since you're in a low-level game, it'll scare people away.
"Is that so..."
Fang Ke lost interest in PK battles. "Then I'll register a new account and PK another day, ladies. How about we change things up today and take you on a tour of some handsome internet guys?"
The fans were intrigued; Fang Jie really knew how to create a buzz. But soon, they fell silent.
Fang Ke switched the camera and started live-streaming on Douyin (TikTok) using another phone.
Fang Ke seemed to be browsing very seriously, and was also giving very serious comments.
"This won't do, you're such a scumbag with a perm."
"I don't like this muscle because it's too big."
"This one is so sexy, she can even dance better than me, she must be a bottom."
"This is great in every way, except that he looks only 1.7 meters tall. Let's use a long-leg effect. There's no need to be so serious about people."
"This hairstyle...even a chicken would want to lay its eggs on it."
Fans were amused by her earnest, albeit vulgar, commentary, and exclaimed that she should go on a stand-up comedy competition and win the championship.
After looking around, Fang Ke was also a little exasperated. "Can't Chinese men at least curl their hair up?! Learn from the girls, one or two of you should work out your bodies, learn makeup, style your hair, and look neat and tidy, okay?!"
After her outburst and rant, it seemed as if the God of Data heard her voice, and the quality of the handsome men she could find significantly improved.
Another video popped up, showing a male college student in a black T-shirt freely throwing a ball on the sports field, sweating profusely. Then he turned his chiseled profile, his eyes slightly indifferent, the light of the setting sun just right.
Fang Ke was clearly drawn to the video and immediately started stabbing his heart out on the screen.
They even opened the comments section and left passionate comments.
Fans only see a question mark (?) in her comments.
Sis, are you about to trend on social media again?
After an afternoon of live streaming, Fang Ke indeed became a trending topic again, but this time it was because of his scandal with another male internet celebrity.
The incident started when a male internet celebrity took a screenshot of Fang Ke's comment on his Douyin account, which read, "Hello, wedding/rose".
He posted it on Weibo, expressing his confusion.
This male internet celebrity was probably more interested in showing off than anything else, besides the surprise.
Fang Ke, the super beautiful woman with a huge online following, actually has a crush on him!
The male influencer's fans were also unhappy, commenting, "This woman is so provocative, is she really that desperate to get married? Unbelievable! Baby, don't let her seduce you!"
Soon, Fang Ke's fans arrived at the scene, commenting: "Don't you know what your idol looks like without filters? The post Fang Ke liked was the only one where he's wearing a mask—it's hilarious! Why is he wearing a mask? Is it because he can't stand the light?"
[If you lack online awareness, we suggest you log off; you might accidentally offend others.]
[Don't get me wrong, blogger. You're the 39th male guest that Sister Fang wants to get married today. Although you're not particularly good-looking after taking off your mask, congratulations on making the list!]
Male internet celebrity: ?
A fan shared a composite screenshot of Fang Ke's comments, showing that she indeed commented uniformly on every handsome man she approved of, just like a bot: "Hello, wedding/rose".
Male internet celebrity: ...Fuck you.
Fan: [Hehe, Sister Fang's carefully selected list of handsome guys on Douyin is being given away for free! Feel free to claim it, it won't be available soon!]
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