He really is a stupid son!
He's just naturally a bit dim-witted; even if he wants revenge, he should clean himself up first.
I never thought I'd be the laughingstock I am now.
"Mother, have you seen Little Six?" Huang Lao Er was still unwilling to give up. "I'll fight it to the death!"
"What are you fighting for if they haven't come back?"
Jiang Nuan looked at her son with sympathy.
It's not even as smart as a cow; its intelligence is appalling!
"Ah," Huang Lao Er was stunned for a moment, "He's not here?"
Suddenly, my chest started to hurt.
He made such a huge fool of himself, making a laughingstock of his whole family, and those bastards just ran away?
"Son," Jiang Nuanliang advised sincerely, "you should study more military strategy in the future!"
If his IQ isn't high enough, he can make up for it with reading. Hopefully, reading military strategy will help him improve a little.
I don't need it to be much better, just about the same as Xiao Liu will do.
Thinking of this, Jiang Nuan's eyes turned strange: This stupid son has also drunk a lot of space water, how come he can't even compare to a cow?
Is there really no hope?
Upon hearing this, Huang Lao Er was puzzled, "Why would I need to study military strategy?"
"Fine," Jiang Nuan waved her hand, "Starting tomorrow, you will eat half a pound of walnuts every day, and you are not allowed to sleep until you finish them."
Let your brain grow first before you try to acquire more knowledge!
"I……"
Huang Lao Er didn't want to eat, afraid of getting diarrhea.
But under her mother's watchful gaze, she dared not argue back.
Finally, she reluctantly agreed and turned to take a shower.
"Husband," Xie said, pinching her nose and tossing him a bundle, "go wash in the ditch outside, don't make the house dirty, hurry up, don't waste time."
Having failed to get revenge and being kicked out of his home, Huang Lao Er felt he was going to become depressed.
He walked out of the house dejectedly.
He hated Huang Xiaoliu even more and wanted to grab him and beat him up immediately.
Even if he couldn't win, he... gave it his all.
After Huang Lao Er left, Jiang Nuan put the matter aside, stretched, and went back to her room.
She thought the storm had passed, but little did she know that Huang Xiaoliu's night of ups and downs was thrilling and destined to be anything but peaceful.
After finishing breakfast early in the morning, the family was preparing to go out when they suddenly heard someone banging a gong outside the door.
"Whose family has a happy occasion?" Xie asked in surprise. "It seems to be someone from our neighborhood."
"Don't worry about it," Jiang Nuan said indifferently. "It has nothing to do with us anyway."
"Too!"
After saying only a few words, Xie put the matter aside and started packing her things.
In the eyes of the servants, the masters of the Huang family were all eccentric.
Despite having servants, he treated them as mere decorations, doing most things himself and not allowing anyone to serve him closely.
Moreover, despite being favored by the emperor, Jian stayed in a small town and even lowered himself to work in the fields.
Even the various animals are like spirits and monsters.
There are so many strange things that they've become numb to them.
Gradually, she became content to be a decorative vase, only lending a hand when her master needed it.
Liu Yun followed three steps behind Xie Shi, watching his master bustling around while treating him like an invisible person, and couldn't help but feel helpless.
When you encounter a master like this, you don't know whether to cry or laugh.
Jiang Nuan thought it had nothing to do with her family, but she didn't expect the sound of the gong to get closer and closer, and the noise outside the door to become more and more lively.
Unable to spare any time, Madam Xie finally remembered her personal maid, "Liuyun, go ahead and find out what's going on."
It might really be related to my family.
"Anyway, it has nothing to do with our family," Huang Lao Er said bitterly, cracking open a walnut. "Why are you asking about this?"
Instead of wasting time, you might as well eat some walnuts for yourself.
As he spoke, Huang Lao Er gave his wife a resentful look.
Why should husband and wife make things difficult for each other?
Not only did he not plead for himself, but he also brought out a whole sack of walnuts.
When was this purchased? I don't know about it.
"I'm happy to," Xie snorted, "eat your walnuts, and don't let Xiao Liu bully you again."
It would be a lie to say I don't feel sorry for my husband.
However, it's really frustrating that such a strong and sturdy man was bullied by a cow and its cats and dogs.
"Wait," Huang Lao Er said impatiently, crushing the walnut in his hand. "I'll deal with it in a bit."
Last night, there were too many of them, and one's fists were no match for four hooves; we simply couldn't handle them.
He wouldn't be afraid if it were just one person.
No sooner had Huang Lao Er finished speaking than a report came from the doorway: "Madam, Second Young Madam, the person banging the gong outside has come to the Huang residence to express their gratitude."
"Thank you?" Jiang Nuan asked curiously, "What's going on?"
Liu Yun glanced at Huang Lao Er before speaking softly, "I heard that the Sixth Young Master and those animals helped catch the thieves who stole the grain last night."
"What?" Huang Lao Er's eyes widened. "Liu Yun, are you kidding me?"
What a coincidence!
"Let's go out and take a look first," Jiang Nuan stood up. "We'll know if we ask."
As Jiang Nuan walked to the front door, she saw Xiao Liu surrounded by a crowd and all the family's animals.
Each of them had a red rope tied around their neck.
They were all arrogant and haughty, as if they wanted to stick their butts up to the sky.
He immediately lowered his eyes in silence.
The leader was a gentle old man who immediately cupped his hands in greeting upon seeing Jiang Nuan.
"Madam, thanks to these kind birds and mythical beasts, those thieves failed. On behalf of the whole village, I thank you."
"Grandpa," Jiang Nuan returned the greeting awkwardly, "would it be convenient for you to explain in more detail?"
Upon hearing this, the people around who had gathered to watch immediately chimed in.
"That's right, tell us what happened, so we can also see these mythical beasts."
“It is only right,” the old man said slowly. “Our village started harvesting wheat the day before yesterday, and all the harvested wheat was placed in the threshing ground, which was always guarded. In the middle of the night, thieves knocked out the guards and stole the wheat. Fortunately, these divine beasts caught the thieves, thus averting disaster.”
"The thieves who stole the grain have been brought to the county government office overnight. If you don't believe me, you can ask around."
"Old man," someone questioned, "are you sure it was really these beasts who caught it?"
“The old man was very certain,” the old man continued, explaining slowly, “when we arrived, everyone was unconscious, covered in hoof prints.”
He paused, then whispered, "And his manhood was also destroyed."
Ruthless and insidious, it's not something a human being would do.
Upon hearing this, the expressions on everyone's faces became subtle.
Then, without prior arrangement, they all took a few steps back, clearing a space.
Noticing this, Jiang Nuan glared at the smug Xiao Liu and asked awkwardly, "Are those people alright? Have they been taken to the hospital?"
"Madam, there is no need to worry. Everyone is safe and sound."
"That's good." Jiang Nuan gave an awkward smile. "Would the old man like to go in and rest for a bit?"
"No, the old man has to leave now because the work in the fields isn't finished."
The old man left without leaving a trace, but the Huang family became the center of the storm.
The crowd gathered together, both wary and curious, and talked for a long time, reluctant to leave.
"Disperse, everyone disperse," Huang Laoda shouted loudly. "The elders in my family don't like noise, please forgive us."
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