Today is a day to witness history.

Not only did I get beaten up for the first time, but I also got to see Daddy's cosmic cat head and Chicken Cat's face-changing technique.

Goto's face twitched twice. It seemed that the brain that he had always been so proud of could not process what his father had just said.

He picked his ear with his pinky finger and flicked away the nonexistent earwax.

"I didn't hear what you said just now. Can you say it again?"

I think it can be roughly translated as - I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language, can you say it again?

But who is Daddy? Could he be threatened by this?

"Why are you just standing there? Call me daddy."

The five cats were not used to him. At the age of 28, he was no longer the same person who was pinned to the ground and rubbed ten years ago.

Just raise your fist and do it!

Both of them are in good physical condition. Although Daddy has been single for ten years, if we really compare toughness, Gotoko has to take a step back.

Moreover, these two people basically greeted each other in the face.

Daddy has no weapons, but the five cats are not martial artists. They roll a blue ball with their left hand and a red ball with their right hand and fight enthusiastically. They are having a lot of fun.

Unlike my fight, these two guys were trash-talking each other as they fought.

The basic topic revolves around topics related to "Dad".

"Call me daddy!"

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to!"

"Ha, before you attack someone else's son without permission, at least have some sense!"

"Mei? Didn't you entrust it to me? I agreed to it because I felt sorry for you!"

"I asked you to take care of it, but where the hell did you take care of it?"

"I spent a billion dollars, why do you care how I take care of it?"

"You're a fucking scumbag."

"What the hell are you qualified to say that to me!"

puff--

I finally couldn't help it.

If there is a protection system for minors here, this should be a fully encrypted conversation with "beep" and "beep", right?

Their conversation is outrageous!

They clearly do not mean the same thing, but when they are said out loud they seem to confirm each other.

Damn, Daddy seems to have completely believed the five-volt setting.

It was clearly a pure teacher-student relationship.

Do I feel a pang of conscience?

What a joke! Didn’t I already say it before? I didn’t mean it.

But...

I'm a little worried that if they find out the truth -

I rubbed the goose bumps on my arms and decided to try to keep their misunderstanding going.

I looked around. If the two balls I had just rolled had cut off half of the mountain, they were now about to raze the entire mountain to the ground.

Oh My God!

Ijichi's "account" simply can't hold up, okay?

Could it be that you two - no, Daddy has no magical power, he has five cats, can't you spare a little energy to set up a "tent"?

This is in Kanagawa, will it be in the social news tomorrow?

Yidizhi was in a really bad situation. He had set up three "tents" in a row, but all of them were smashed. He didn't dare to come up - so now I am the one taking the blame?

Okay, okay, that’s almost it!

I drove the Infinity and stood between the two men, with my hands in front of them.

"Ijichi, you're going to cry." With a cold face, I pulled out this good Japanese office worker as a shield.

The five cats straightened their eye masks and lay on me like liquid. "Ichichi is used to it. It's just a small thing. He won't cry~"

He will cry because you have this thought, okay!

"Tsk, stand up straight!" Daddy dragged me out of the arms of the five cats and stood in the same posture as the eldest master.

"Are you sick? Weren't you dead? Why are you still looking for a corpse?!" The five cats were not willing to be outdone. They grabbed my other hand and dragged me back.

These two people are competing secretly, but why am I the one who gets unlucky?

I tried hard to take it back - it was so funny, I couldn't.

Both of them are older than me.

"Hey - how do you live?"

The "Six Eyes" had limited effect on the Heaven and Curse. This body that completely rejected the curse made the five cats unable to see the crux of the problem for a while.

A big part of the reason is that the operator has already died, with nothing left but ashes and remains.

"How would the labor know?" Daddy's answer was also blunt.

I raised my hand and said, I know the answer to this question. We can talk about it.

I searched my pockets and took out my cell phone. I ignored the messages that Yidizhi was frantically refreshing and showed them the report on the mission front window.

I took it in my hand, and they both came over to look at it——

Oh wow, nice pectoral muscles!

One on the left, one on the right~

"A ritual to bring the dead back to life?" The five cats' hands swiped across my phone screen. "Is there such a ritual?"

"Hehe, if there really is such a technique, we would have become the king long ago." Daddy is right, if it is really possible to use the ability to resurrect from the dead without any cost, then countless powerful people from ancient times could be summoned, and there would be no need to be afraid of the five cats.

Therefore, the term "resurrection from the dead" was not true from the very beginning.

It's just a certain technique that can temporarily achieve this effect. Look at Daddy now, doesn't he have no whites in his eyes, only blacks?

You can tell at first glance that he is not a living person, he is a monster (not really)!

"...So that's how it is," Gotouchokoe suddenly realized, "I was wondering why such a task would fall directly on you, someone must be anxious..."

ah?

What are you talking about?

Please stop telling riddles. I feel a little confused.

Daddy stroked his chin and looked at me, then suddenly reached out and touched my eye sockets, grinning with the corners of his scarred mouth, "That's what I mean..."

???

You are also a mystery teller, what do you know?

What does it mean?

Could you give the person involved some hints?

They all understood, but I didn't know anything. I see, they teamed up to exclude me, so I left?

Don't let me have this kind of cult CP mindset, you are double black. Dazai Osamu said: You understand?

Zhong Ye replied again: You must understand that.

It seems I'm the only one who doesn't understand.

Next time - next time I will definitely cosplay as The Riddler!

"Don't worry, if they dare to do this, don't blame me for being ruthless." The five cats slapped my head a few times, messing up my well-groomed hairstyle.

Seriously, if I could beat you, I would have done it a long time ago.

"Hey, has the 'son of God' of the Gojo family been disobeyed?" Daddy rested his elbow on my shoulder. Although his words were normal, his tone was inexplicably mocking.

Could this be Daddy's passive skill, absorbing hatred?

"Tsk." Goto looked a little annoyed, but then he thought of something, "If some guys knew you were still alive, what would their reaction be?"

"Hiss - that's interesting. Tell me more about it."

As they spoke, the five cats and Daddy suddenly smiled at each other—a very arrogant kind.

Ah, how come the two of them seem to... suddenly reach a consensus?

Did I miss something?