Chapter 286
I never thought that I would be blamed like this?!
It seems that the term "put the blame on someone" is not quite appropriate. If you want to accuse me of indecent assault, then it should be Duo Duoliang who should accuse me, right?
What the hell are you talking about, you fox-faced person!
Besides, don't you think you're a bit OOC?
By the way, if it was really Duo Duoliang, how would she react if someone molested her on the rooftop late at night?
Are you crying while holding Izumo Mama?
Wait, the key now should be to get the fox-masked man out as soon as possible, otherwise I remember that the Colorless King can merge other people's personalities?
No!
If Duo Duoliang is gone, won’t my Shuangwang Zunli CP be over?!
I can be shameless, but my partner must be happy!
I don’t know if the wise Izumo-mama noticed that there was something wrong with Duoduo, but the super cute Misaki definitely didn’t.
As soon as the lawsuit was filed, he was furious.
“Huh——?” He first drew out the tone, slightly reacting to the meaning of Duo Duoliang’s words, and then immediately his hair stood on end—I don’t know if it was because he had been molested himself, so he could empathize with her.
Ahem, my thinking is too narrow. Monkey brother is a gentleman, how could he attack his Mi↗Sa↘ki↗ so easily? He just wants Mi↗Sa↘ki↗ to only have him in her eyes.
"What did you do to Mr. Shishu, you bastard!"
But to be honest, apart from other things, when Duoduoliang fell off my hair just now, my clothes were really in a mess.
I wanted to get closer to see if I had any special abilities that I hadn't noticed, so that I could maybe drive away the possession of the fox-masked man. But as soon as I moved my feet, the super cute Misaki immediately stopped me.
The sound of the pulley was quite clear in the darkness. Perhaps because he was angry, he put more force on his feet, which caused the sound to feel harsh when it came into contact with the ground that was not completely flat.
The extremely cute Misaki in front of him launched a fierce attack at a very close distance. This baseball bat looked like it would hurt a lot.
My multi-purpose smart fluorescent hair was defending left and right, but my reaction was not as quick as that of the combatants. In the battle, the super cute Misaki did not have the impulsive emotions like when facing Monkey Brother. Instead, she was unexpectedly calm.
The fighting skills and combat abilities are beautiful.
How did I determine that?
Of course it was because my hair wasn’t fully protected and I got hit on the face!
Of course it doesn't hurt anymore, but it's numb.
It's really numb.
I could probably tell how hard the blow was by the numbness I felt.
There is a physiological reaction. If a blunt object hits me hard, it will only cause swelling. However, a small stone that flew up at some point during the fight just now also scratched the swollen area.
My handsome face is bleeding.
I touched the side of my face and found a few drops of bright red on my fingers, adding a touch of painted feeling to my almost faded hands in the dark night.
It seems pretty good.
Then, I heard what seemed to be a sound coming from the blood on my hand.
“Ahhhhhhh, help!”
“It was sucked out!”
This sound seems to be a bit similar to the sound at the beginning!
In fact, it seemed to be mixed with sounds coming from my own body.
“Wow—”
"Hold on to me, I won't let you get sucked away!"
Why does this voice sound more and more familiar?
Friends, I suddenly had a bold idea.
This can't be... working cells!
That adorable “Ooooh” just now is exactly the voice of my wife, Cilantro!
Maybe it's a little different? But the feeling is very similar!
It’s called cilantro in Chinese, you know?
Flowers suck coriander.
It's a bit strange.
Why Chinese?
Nonsense! Of course my cells speak my native language with me!
Otherwise, why did I suspect that I was schizophrenic at first, because in this Japanese comic anthology, the sounds they made were in Chinese.
But if that's the case, then what I have on my hands is not the corpses of many red blood cells?!
Please don't make me imagine the many dead red blood cells in that AWSL anime that I've watched countless times, hey!
"Is this the time to be distracted?" I just frowned when I heard the voice of the super cute Misaki above my head. The way I was distracted while looking at the blood after being hit by him seemed to make him even angrier.
Hey guys, can you give me a chance to explain it?
I took a step back.
He dodged the heavy blow from him.
The blood on my hands just happened to splash onto the face of the cute Misaki as I made some large movements.
With you like this, I don’t care about my filter anymore and I’ll just ntr Brother Monkey right away!
My poor red blood cells, I will avenge you immediately.
The soft hair extends according to my will. It does protect me out of automatic defense, but it is not beyond my control.
I also thought carefully about the fighting style of a certain scumbag boss. The two strands of hair were swung from the middle to both sides. The darkness blocked his dynamic vision. The two strands of hair that were swung away had a fluorescent green feeling, which subconsciously attracted Misaki's attention for a moment.
Ahaha! There's a flaw!
My eyes lit up. Although they were blurry, the red blood cells that had not yet completely died after being sucked out were attached to the face of the cute Misaki. When I concentrated, it seemed that I could subtly feel Misaki's condition through his body.
Without time to think about it, I pulled up my hair that was hanging on the ground and wrapped it tightly around his limbs.
"Ah——!" Misaki was so exhausted that her limbs were empty. It was hard for her to exert force in such a position that she was almost in the shape of a "big" character. "Asshole!"
So, don't we need the power of the Chiwang Family at this time?
I originally wanted to see if this hair could be burned off in this world. Even if it turns me into a bald head, it would be no problem. But what if after burning, black hair grows back?
Even if not, it would be easier to wear a wig if I went out with a bald head, and at least I wouldn't be socially awkward because of problems with going to school.
Wait, I seem to be in 1V1 all the time, where is Izumo-mama?
At this moment, I saw that Izumo-mama, who had not attacked me, picked up the camera.
I was at a disadvantage and got beaten up just now, so instead of punishing me together with the super cute Misaki, Izumo-ma chose to look at the camera that was obviously still working.
Could it be that because I am innocent, he already thinks I am a good person?
I remember that in the original plot, this video just recorded the process of Xiaobai's body killing Duoduoliang. Does it also record the process of me saving people?
This should prove something, right?
I'm going to be so proud of myself later and don't ask you to apply the medicine on me, otherwise I won't accept your apology, humph.
I looked at Misaki who was still struggling.
You know what, although it's not very clear, but I can see the extremely cute and angry Misaki twisting and turning under my control...
Sorry, I read too many books.
I apologize.
I kept my eyes on the fox-masked male version of Duo Duo Liang. He stood there with his head down, seemingly wondering what he was thinking. At this moment, the dark clouds suddenly dispersed in the windless air. With the obvious light source, even my eyes felt that the world suddenly became much clearer.
Under the cold light, I saw "Dado Ryo", who was very close to Izumo Mama, suddenly patted him on the shoulder.
In an instant, I realized what he was going to do.
Damn it! Don’t even think about doing this to my Wuluo again!
Everyone has a partner, so don't just enter someone else's body easily!
I was startled and rushed over without thinking, not caring whether or not the super cute Misaki would escape.
The precious scene just now has been perfectly preserved in my mind. If this scene is not in the anime when I go back, I will immediately make an appointment for a more outrageous script and give my ability position to Monkey Brother. It will be a perfect fit!
Surprisingly, even at this moment, I still have the energy to slack off. It is indeed because I have experienced more of the world and have more experience.
One step between Izumo-mama and "Tatara".
To be honest, I don't see the soul form of the fox-masked man in the anime. Maybe that soul form is just a form of expression in the anime, and it is rarely seen in actual anime characters?
Even if Brother Zun can see it, it doesn’t mean that others can see it, right?
Thinking back to what just hit me in the face, it was that person, the fox-masked man.
But my body is of such a high dimension, it is not something you can easily possess.
No one can fuck me!
Following the feeling of beating the fox-masked man just now, I didn’t know how fast I was, but before anyone could react, a slap landed on “Duo Duo Liang”’s face.
Um?!
Why does it feel like I hit someone directly in the face?!
My shortsightedness caused me to misjudge distances!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!
This is Duoduoliang's body.
Because I was a little stunned, my subconscious mind was actually prepared to be hit hard by Izumo-san behind me. After all, I hit someone in front of him.
This time there is no need to wash it.
But unexpectedly, not only him, but even Misaki, who escaped because of my relaxed movements, did not rush over directly. Instead, she said in a shocked tone: "Mr. Kusanagi, what is that?!"
What what thing?
I looked in the general direction he was looking at, but there was nothing but a vast expanse of moonlight.
I subconsciously supported the staggering Duo Duoliang. I think it was Duo Duoliang who was on his way back now.
Wow, the swollen face looks exactly like when I was beaten by the Explosive Misaki just now.
At such a close distance, I could see that his eyes were closed but his eyelashes were trembling.
Is it my eyelashes that are trembling? No, it's my heart that is trembling.
Oh my God, is Wenrou Duoduoliang apologizing to me directly with her body on behalf of Misaki?
Help, why is my mind full of crap now?
Just like Zun's ability was useful to the fox-masked man, Misaki and Izumo's abilities should also be useful to him.
I could even clearly hear the sound of the Zippo lighting up. But when I turned around——
Misaki was actually fine. He was swinging back and forth in the air like a skateboarder challenging himself.
But it’s different with Izumo-mama. I could only see her flash to the left and hook with her right hand.
I finally realized that it was my problem.
It's not that they didn't use the Red King's ability, but I didn't know they used it. It's not that the fox-masked man is invisible to others, but that soul state is also part of the special effect.
Yes, there are no special effects in my eyes at all.
With their toes digging into the ground, their fight really looked like that of middle school boys - one of them was even not a boy but a young man, battling wits and courage with the air.
Really, good! Awkward! Awkward!