Chapter 302

I was shocked. Is this a word that should appear in an anime for all ages?

Akagi Shohei, you are amazing.

Didn’t you see that Bando had already vomited his soul?

It seems to be my pot, but it also seems not to be.

No, this is all his imagination, what does it have to do with me? I just wanted to take a nap, but someone kicked me awake in the middle of the night.

I am a victim too, huh!

If you think about it carefully, if Bandō hadn’t woken up earlier, then by the time Shohei pushed the door—

Oh shit, it’s even more exciting!

It’s a pity that I don’t have the chance to do it again, otherwise I would like to see something even more exciting.

Seeing that neither of us responded, Shohei seemed to have agreed.

He seemed to be mentally broken to some extent, and asked tremblingly, "No way, Xiaoshan, are you serious?"

"You're still so - well, it's still this guy. Brother Zun and Brother Kusanagi are going to beat you up, you..." Shohei looked a little resentful. I could feel that he almost wanted to drag Bando away overnight.

This is true love, right?

At this time, Bandō's soul was finally sucked back by himself.

When I came back to my senses, I immediately understood what Shohei had just said.

All of a sudden, he also got furious.

"What the hell are you talking about! What kind of crap is in your head?" Bando used the words I just used to attack him to attack Shohei. He pointed at Shohei's head with his hand, and then the void cut through the middle, "Water on the left and mud on the right, then shake it up and mix it up!"

"Huh?" Shohei was stunned for a moment, but a real delinquent is still a delinquent even if he is stunned. He will never be passive, not in this life. He immediately hit back with a louder voice, "The labor union is for you, and you dare to do such a thing. You dare to hide your brother's people?"

What do you mean by Zun Ge’s people? Zun Ge’s people are the department heads.

I can only tease Brother Monkey, I don’t dare to provoke a director who is like the queen.

"What do you mean by hidden? Who hid it? What do you mean by Zun Ge's people?"

"I was thinking of running away with you!"

"Running? What are you running for? Where are you running to? Are you sick? If you are sick, go get treatment right away!"

"Humph, I don't know who is more crazy. He said earlier that he was going to climb Kongtong Mountain overnight, but now he is on the mountain himself!"

I have a friend who wants you to tell me why you want to climb Mount Kongtong.

"Fuck!" Bando's face turned red as he and I cursed at each other - it's not called cursing, maybe it should be called flirting? But the last bit of reason he had made him want me to explain, so he shouted, "Hey!"

It actually took me a moment to realize that they were calling me.

The previous setting was a bit long ago, so I didn't react to it at first.

Then, as soon as I opened my mouth, Shohei interrupted me, "You can't even say my name, so why are you saying 'hello'?"

Oh, by the way, when I defined myself that day, Shohei was not there.

Later, when Brother Zun and the others came to see me, they might not have mentioned this matter.

"Who called you? You're just being sentimental?!"

These two people grew up together, so they had a tacit understanding at this moment. They stepped forward together and grabbed each other's front lapels at the same time - well, it was Bando who grabbed Shohei's front lapels, Shohei reached out but had nowhere to start, and Bando's upper body was still naked.

He could only pretend to grab the other person's front, but in fact he was just making a fist.

This wave is called the Emperor’s Lapel!

"You wanna fight?"

"Hit me if you want, I'm afraid of you?!"

But this picture makes me want to press the head squad.

You are all so close, my hair quietly approaches them both, and then pushes with skill -

With a "bang", the beautiful scene did not appear, but instead the foreheads of two people hit each other hard.

Does it sound good? If it sounds good, that’s a good start.

Sure enough, scenes from girls' comics won't happen here.

Both of them covered their foreheads at the same time, the cursing stopped, and both pairs of eyes locked on me at the same time, saying in unison, "What are you doing!"

...Is this my childhood friend? I love you.

"You two should calm down," I stretched out my hands in front of me and fanned them, looking at Bando first, "You, aren't you cold being naked all the time?" Then I turned to Shohei, "You, calm down, don't think wrongly, your good friend is not cheating on you, don't worry."

"What the hell is cheating?" Shohei disagreed with my choice of words, "You can't speak either?"

"Hey..." I patted his shoulder with my hair, "These are all trivial matters. The key is who of you two is going to pay for the repair of this bed?"

Shohei had just come out of the shock. When he saw the burn marks on the bed, he immediately realized the source of the burn marks as he had the same abilities as the Red Team. "In order to destroy the evidence, you also--"

This time, I directly wrapped my hair around his face and blocked his mouth.

Bando has already reached the limit of shame and is on the verge of giving up, so you should stop provoking him. I have a lot of experience. What if he is like me, and he breaks his bottom line at a certain point in time and goes in the direction of arrogance and never returns?

Then how can I play with him - well, tease him - in the future?

"I met Bando yesterday. I scared him so much that he fainted. Then I dragged him to a hotel - there was only one nearby, so I had no choice. Then we took a rest. That's all." In a nutshell, I ended the persecution.

"No, you need a password to pay."

"Bandō answered whatever I asked him when he was not completely unconscious."

"Why don't you go back to his house?"

"He fainted completely before I could ask him." I found that Shohei really had the aura of a queen, which was unusual.

After the biggest misunderstanding was solved, I saw Shohei relax for a moment, and then suddenly burst out laughing. And it was the kind of laughter that was full of laughter, "Puhahahaha - I was scared, Xiaoshan - are you so afraid of ghosts, hahahaha!"

I saw Bando's face turned black, and he rushed up to Shohei and started wrestling with him like elementary school kids.

Never mind. I've let it go.

I picked up the room service phone and ordered breakfast, then sat on the sofa and began to watch the two people's "battle" as they exposed each other's secrets.

Even the bed-wetting incident when he was a few years old was dug up - it was quite interesting to see childhood friends hurting each other.

I listened with great interest.

They finally quieted down when there was a knock on the door.

The disheveled Xiangping opened the door, and someone outside pushed a food cart in. There were three servings, and I ordered more.

It was obvious that this waiter had seen a lot of things while working at the Love Hotel. He looked at the three of us, one naked, one in a bathrobe, and one in tattered clothes.

I sat on the sofa, my chin propped up by one hand, and watched lazily. Bando and Shohei were still red-faced and thick-necked—angry, panting—tired from fighting, their throats a little hoarse—numbed from cursing.

His professional training made him look straight ahead, and he left in a hurry after putting the things down.

Bando and Shohei didn't realize there was anything wrong with this.

I covered my face. They seemed to be somewhere between innocent and uninnocent, and a little natural.

Bando and Shohei have started an eating competition to see who can eat more.

What's wrong with you? You should stop having this strange desire to win.

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The commotion lasted until almost noon, and Shohei brought two sets of clothes from Bando's house and asked us to change into them. Then we paid the bill and left the hotel.

The look the front desk staff gave us was full of... weirdness.

Let me think about it. From the front desk's perspective, it was probably that Bando and I checked into a room late at night, and his ex-wife Shohei came knocking on the door. In the end, I don't know what the three of us did in the room. The room service staff also saw the weird layout of our three rooms, and even the beds were burned. In the end, the person who came to catch us in the act went back to get his clothes, paid the money, and the three of us left in harmony.

……Stimulate.

From another perspective, is this a plot I can enjoy without spending any money?

After leaving the hotel, there is of course only one destination.

The bar was just as he remembered it, and everything seemed to be the same as before.

The bar is more about symbolism than profitability, and it was afternoon, so the bar was deserted except for the few old people.

I don’t know if it’s because of the rain, but the sky today was exceptionally clear, with almost no clouds to be seen, making the sunlight shine particularly strongly.

When I pushed open the door of Houmaira, Izumo-san and Anna, who had already received the news from Shohei, and Misaki, whose face was still flushed because she had just returned, were sitting inside.

Brother Zun and Duoduoliang are not here - this combination might be holding a meeting in the Juzhu Tower?

After all, the recent movements of the water are getting bigger and bigger.

The clans connected through the network have recently caused a lot of trouble for the Green Team, which has already sent a signal that the Green Team is ready to take action.

I stood at the door, blinking one eye, "Yo!"

Misaki rushed over immediately, grabbed my shoulders and checked me up and down - luckily my body is special, otherwise after being in disuse for so long, I would definitely have gained noticeable weight and would not look like someone was being held captive.

"Are you okay? That bastard Green King didn't do anything to you!" Misaki's voice was still as noisy as ever, but that strong sense of care still made me feel comfortable.

However, you are wrong about one thing. It is not what Bishuiliu did to me, but what I did to Bishuiliu.

"Don't worry, don't worry. Do I look like something's wrong?" I patted Misaki's shoulder.

Shohei's staring eyes fell on me, as if to say: Is he in trouble? He has nothing to do, he just makes trouble.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of resentment.

A complaining woman?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry—" Misaki's shoulders relaxed, her eyes filled with guilt, "It was all my fault at that time. I was too impulsive. I didn't take good care of you. It was my fault."

Don't do this, you are simply whipping my conscience.

You let me stab you in the back like this!

Or should we just persecute Monkey Brother and stab him in the back?

"I'm fine, and the Green King treats me well with good food and drink. Maybe he kicked me out because I eat too much?" I said half-jokingly.

Why do you say it’s “half a joke”?

Actually...Uncle Hui did complain about me, saying that I was a spendthrift.

There's nothing I can do. Who made your fruit so expensive? Is it my fault?

This is not.

I looked up and met Anna's eyes.

She has been staring at me since she came in. Anna should be the person I fear the most, she has special abilities, and I don't want to persecute the lovely Anna.

It's like a thorn in the side.

Suddenly, she jumped down from her seat, her leather shoes touched the wooden floor, and she ran to me with a "thump thump" sound.

"Anna?" Misaki looked at her as she inserted herself between him and me, and took a step back very naturally.

I felt the hair stand on end. Could it be that I had just returned and something was about to be discovered before anything even started?

Those young and clear eyes seemed to penetrate my body and into my soul.

After a while, her eyebrows drooped slightly, and she looked a little sad. Suddenly she said, "No more."

"Heart (こころ) is gone."