Chapter 311
Mina-san, have you ever cooked? Do you know what it feels like to drip water into hot oil?
Two words – exciting!
Why do they say cooking is a battlefield? Now my body is a battlefield!
Of course, this also has a prerequisite, that is, the water point must be bigger and the oil must be less, otherwise the bucket of oil and a drop of water will just be like that.
The Colorless King is like a water dot, like water entering an oil field. It's mainly the consciousness in my body, which is in the trillions. Even I haven't talked to every cell. The majority are silent, you know.
However, I do have a certain empathy with them, after all, they make me who I am, and I make them who I am.
So when the fox-masked man came in, my biggest feeling was nothing else but the dissatisfaction of having my nose hit and my blood cells being repeatedly disturbed.
This time it was the white blood cells in my nose, fighting bacteria in my nostrils while having an encrypted conversation with me.
Maybe they have accumulated too much pressure in the past period of time?
Oh, the encryption here is just a simple "beep" encryption, not some high-end product.
I did some calculations and found that the fox-masked man has about ten or twenty personalities, but it is only about ten or twenty out of a trillion, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the number is infinitely close to zero.
Then I felt a strange power, as if as long as I pushed hard like when I was constipated, something would really come out.
Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the Sword of Damocles.
Come to think of it, other kings wouldn't feel the same way as I do, right?
It seemed suddenly not so decent.
I picked up my hair. Now all other plans are going on in an orderly manner, except for removing the hair. I really can't think of any effective way.
Alas, I originally thought that using the Colorless King's ability of "interference" might be able to work against the ability. After all, wasn't this also said to be the ability of outsiders before?
My original plan was very good. Let me analyze it for you one by one.
I won't elaborate on the big goal. As for the stone slab, it has already cooperated with Bishuiliu and started nesting dolls, which is very orderly. The key lies in the small goal, which is my initial task at the beginning - to get my hair done so that I can go to school normally.
My current situation is that the dungeon BOSS is almost cleared, but the novice village mission has not been completed.
Of course I made an effort. For example, I had been building up the awareness that my special abilities belonged to an "outsider", because outsiders could be "interfered" with by the fox-masked man. As long as the power of the colorless king, the fox-masked man, and the "outsider" were integrated, then when I finally got the stone slab, I could of course get rid of the outsider's abilities that were generated by the stone slab.
To borrow the example I just gave, I myself am oil, and my green hair is the water of the "outsider", and then the water of the Colorless King also comes in, and the water of the Colorless King has the ability to absorb all the water within a certain range, so they can merge, and finally when I squeeze out the water, of course all the water will be taken away, and I will be left with only a bucket of oil.
Perfect.
See, two goals, solved at once.
But the problem is that the progress of this task is not synchronized.
Now that the Colorless King has taken possession of me, I have arranged everything clearly, but my hair still belongs to the "greasy" category.
I don't understand.
Is it because my knowledge is not deep enough?
Red Team, Blue Team, Rabbit Team, Green Team, you all recognize that I am an outsider, isn't that enough?!
There is also the Colorless King, he is sure and that’s what he thinks, he is rather silly.
I'm mentally devastated.
With such a tangled mood, I moved Weisman's soulless body to the sofa bed next to me, and took a shower and changed my clothes.
Xiaobai's clothes are very nice and made of very good quality. With the attitude of "drink while the wine is here", I opened a wine store in Xiaobai's wine cellar, which has a bunch of wine labels written on it, I don't know whether they are in English or French.
Although I don’t know the quality of the wine, or even the type, I can still feel the joy of money - I can’t tell, Xiaobai is still an alcoholic, this inventory - Nakadashi is crazy about it, right?
In the evening, I communicated with Bishui through the system left on the airship.
It should be said that he contacted me after confirming the situation of Brother Zun and the director.
A 3D projection that looked like future technology was projected into the main hall along with mechanical equipment. He seemed to be sitting opposite the sofa in an empty space, with the sky and clouds behind him dyed orange.
"It seems everything is going well." The projection of Bishuiliu said this as soon as it saw me.
No way, no way, is this just a test to see who is the successful one in this body of mine?
Can we have a little confidence in our plastic allies?
I picked up the glass and took a sip of the wine that had just been decanted - actually I didn't know the steps to decanting, but I thought I had seen it in a movie before, so I just imitated it to pretend to be cool.
As a result, man proposes, God disposes.
It is proven that if you don't have that precious tongue, you shouldn't use your two-dollar taste buds to challenge twenty-thousand-dollar high-end goods. Although I don't know the price of this wine, I now know deeply that I don't have Chuuya's tongue.
It feels so astringent, even bitter!
Is this what money smells like?
Sorry, this is too advanced for my life to bear.
For the sake of my reputation, I forced myself not to spit it out but swallowed it.
I quickly put down the wine. This kind of high-end stuff is not suitable for me.
After a few seconds of pausing, the smell lingers.
Maybe it's because I was trying to be cool but the bitter taste irritated me, so my facial expression was a little broken.
Bishuiliu captured this feeling of mine - somewhere between reliable and unreliable. In his opinion, I was the kind of person who had no problems with big things but kept having problems with small things.
You can tell that I am a fun-loving person by seeing that I often bully Xiaowu Tiao.
Bishuiliu confirmed my identity and asked, "Can you use the power of the Colorless King?"
I didn't want to act constipated in front of him, "It's okay to drag 'unchange' into the water."
"That's good. While I was up there just now, I have arranged people to attack Houmu Luo. Now Zi has kidnapped the little princess of the Aka group." Bishuiliu's words shocked me.
Bro, what are you doing?
My friends and I were stunned.
This was not in the previous plan, right?
"Didn't you also say that Kushina Anna's presence beside the Red King would be the biggest obstacle - 'She will eventually grow into a flame brighter than Suoh-sama, and that day won't be too late'," Bishuiliu paused, "Isn't that what you said? Of course I have to eliminate this threat in advance."
???
Did I say that?
But, maybe it was a brain seizure at that time?
Ah this - are you sick, brother? What did you do to little Anna?
"You want to kill her." When I said it, I realized that even the question was useless.
Should I be glad that the word I just said to Shuiliu was "robbery"?
"Anna Kushina's ability can even work on the stone slabs. It's too dangerous." Bishuiliu's eyes were really cold and scary, but he was smiling. "But - I want to create a world where everyone can fight against fate. If I am fate for Anna Kushina now, then she should also have the opportunity to use her power to resist me."
...Translated into adult language, it means that the villain died because he talked too much, and you are setting a flag for yourself, waiting to be killed in return?
This sense of déjà vu is really too strong.
I feel relieved when you say that.
"It's up to you, but it's best not to affect the overall plan." I warned.
"Don't worry, even if Suho-sama and Munakata Reiji team up, what can they do?" Bishuiliu, you really know that these two are like father and mother to Anna, "Compared to this, Yatogami Goro is also involved. Yukari was unexpectedly tolerant of this junior brother. When they met unexpectedly on the way back, they could have killed him directly - but it's okay, this way the Silver King is also involved."
You feel like killing the male protagonist, do you want to live too?
——Gou Lang, he should be considered the male protagonist, or we can also say he is the male protagonist’s CP?
"By the way, what is the Silver King's latest move?" I asked.
"In just these few days, his "unchangeable" attribute is really amazing. The amnesia caused by falling from a height of 10,000 meters can only last for such a short period of time."
Bishuiliu would say this, which means he must have detected the changes in the opponent's Wiseman's data values.
The surge of power of a king generally means the use of his power and the transmission of his characteristics.
For the Silver King, this change in data means the gradual recovery of memory.
Xiaobai, awesome!
"Then we need to speed up our actions and make sure that the time of his memory recovery coincides with the final stage." I spoke and handed over the execution to the professionals.
"Don't worry, everything went well." After confirming the person he wanted to confirm, Bishuiliu didn't chat much. He was still busy. "If you need anything, use this channel to find me again."
As soon as I saw his projection disappear, I rushed to the bar at the back of the hall and rinsed my mouth in the sink - is this high-end stuff? The smell really lingers.
After experiencing the high-altitude urging and the chasing game with Monkey Brother today, as well as the shock of the news of Anna's kidnapping, I decided to go to bed early.
Lying on the soft big bed, I covered my head with another pillow in annoyance.
Maybe I was a little drunk from that glass of wine, and the small goal plan really fell through. I had no idea how to complete this task in the future. When I thought that I might really have to go to school with long green hair in the future, I almost burst into tears and sighed loudly, "Other things are fine, but can you please quickly recognize that I am an outsider? My hair is an outsider ability!"
At that time, I was still drunk and didn't feel anything at all.
It's just a complaint.
Isn't this normal? I always shout to myself after making sure there is no one around.
Well, that's what I think.
Until—until the next morning.
I had a headache when I woke up. I turned over and felt my throat was uncomfortable, so I got up helplessly to get some water to drink. I got up in a daze and felt like I was a lot lighter. Don't you always feel head-heavy and feet-light when you wake up from a hangover?
Have I been deceived by comics again?
But the headache was real, so I yawned and rubbed my head.
Then I woke up.
Because I realized something was wrong.
Why, why is my head so smooth?
My heart skipped a beat and I quickly opened the curtains. As the dazzling sunlight shone in, all I could see was my hair, neatly spread out on the bed, which looked like green silk.
I turned my head and saw my shiny head through the little reflection on the window, sparkling in the sunlight.
It's like a halo.
Help.
Did I just skip the baldness and go straight to being bald?
The power of alcohol is so terrifying?!