Once again, thank you for An Sir's health.

God knows how much effort it took me to carry these two "strong men" into the cave.

They all fainted from exhaustion. Itachi at least looked at me before he fainted, but as for Sasuke, I didn't even know when he completely lost consciousness.

It was raining, and both of them were injured. I didn't want to get wet in the rain, nor did I want to give Black Zetsu a chance to report back and bring Obito to find me. At the same time, I also had to avoid a head-on confrontation with the team from Konoha Village that was looking for Sasuke. If a conflict broke out, I didn't think I would be able to handle it.

So I decisively carried Sasuke on one side and held Itachi in my arms as we looked for a place to shelter from the rain.

Fortunately, this is a Naruto world where everyone can survive in the wild, so it is not difficult to find a cave. By the way, because I have completely lost the ability to "make hand seals", I did not use Fire Release to make a fire, but Amaterasu. The advantage of using Amaterasu is that I do not need to look for firewood, and I can still make a fire by piling up a few stones.

While no one was around, I quickly took out my cosmetic contact lens box and took a look. It was no longer the same as before, but it was not as shady as I imagined, with a bag of eyeballs. It looked a bit like a Halloween toy in individual packaging, not too big, not particularly disgusting, and easier to pack.

By the way, when I was matching the contact lenses after removing my left eye, I found out that I was wearing Izuna's contact lenses.

The original work did not specifically describe the ability of Izuna's Sharingan, but it seems that his right eye also has the ability of Amaterasu.

So, Amaterasu is the standard for Uchiha Mangekyō, and I think everyone knows it. My left eye needs to be developed. I just experienced pain, and now I don't have the energy to study my abilities.

As I was thinking, I stripped off Itachi and Sasuke's clothes - don't get the wrong idea, I was just helping them dry their clothes, they would catch a cold if they kept wearing wet clothes.

As for the fact that I accidentally touched their delicate skin, it was purely an accident. How could I have any bad intentions?

I searched through their possessions and found some useful items.

For example, there are a lot of daily necessities in the Sasuke Sealing Scroll, such as kunai, shuriken, rice balls, cherry tomatoes, etc., which can help me fill my stomach.

Oh oh oh, there are clothes!

Sasuke is a little shorter than me now, but luckily his clothes are all loose-fitting clothes like Orochimaru's. I compared them briefly -

I could wear a white coat of Sasuke, but to be honest, I really couldn't appreciate the aesthetic belt from Snake, it was really ugly. But I didn't want to expose my breasts like that. So after a lot of hesitation, I gave up the idea of ​​changing my image. Although I have found Sasuke's clothes, I can only wear my own apron.

The handsome guy looks handsome in anything he wears, so I reject Uncle Snake's aesthetic standards.

Sasuke-kun, can't you wear some more normal clothes like you used to wear? You've been treated badly in the snake cave for a few years. Look at the child's aesthetic taste, which has been assimilated by the snake uncle.

On the other hand, Itachi, with a body of 178cm, cannot wear the clothes of Sasuke, who has not yet fully developed his body of 168cm, but his body is too poor. Even if he is a very good ninja, his body is still very thin after being tortured by illness. In addition, Sasuke's clothes are originally to meet his need to take off his shirt at any time to use the curse seal, and the clothes are particularly loose, so after Itachi put on Sasuke's clothes, except that the pants are a little short, it seems to be barely acceptable.

Hehehe, it’s a pity that I don’t have a camera, so I can only record this scene in my “window of the soul”.

I put clothes on Brother Itachi first - don't accuse me of taking advantage of the opportunity. I am such a serious and upright person, how could I do such a thing to take advantage of someone's misfortune?

Hiss hiss.

Just as I was about to put the mask on Sasuke, I suddenly had something important to do. I had to finish the eye job before Itachi woke up.

I looked through Sasuke's inventory and found several cups filled with water. After draining the water, the cups were about the right size to store the Sharingan I would take off later.

Take out Itachi-kun's pair of contact lenses from the contact lens box.

I took a few deep breaths, trying to recall some of the medical techniques that Mr. Mori had taught me and how to adapt to this relatively bloody situation.

——It’s okay. I’m half Mr. Mori’s apprentice. I can do it. I’m not afraid. Isn’t it just changing eyes?

Just think of it as helping Brother Itachi put on colored contact lenses. Haven’t I helped my gay friend put on those before?

After preparing myself mentally, my movements became smooth. Although I had not learned any medical ninjutsu, I could still do such a small thing as stopping bleeding with the chakra I could mobilize.

There's nothing I can do about it. I'm just smart, witty and handsome.

I first opened the contact lenses and found that the Halloween-style eyeballs were too small, only one-fifth to one-quarter the size of a normal eyeball. I thought about the feeling of wearing contact lenses by myself, do I need to soak these contact lenses in "care solution"?

I half-believed and half-doubted, I used Sasuke's kunai to make a small cut, and dripped some blood on the contact lens. You know what, it really looked like a biological ball soaked in water, and it was expanding. I quickly stopped the action in my hand, not daring to drip blood on it anymore, what if it swelled too big, then wouldn't I have to dry it in the sun to make it smaller?

It's completely the biosphere principle.

I compared the eyeballs of Itachi that I had removed and replaced them with a pair of colored contact lenses in a rough way. From the outside, the effect was quite good. In order to adapt to the transplantation method of this world, I opened my Sharingan to observe the transplanted eyes and used my own chakra to connect the nerves of the colored contact lenses with the nerves of Itachi's eyes - I just hope that the degree of the colored contact lenses will not take effect on Itachi, otherwise it will be really strange.

But from my observation of the lens, Brother Itachi should be a little short-sighted. The degree of myopia in the contact lenses has become the degree of myopia in these eyes.

Sure enough, the effect of the contact lenses I wear on me is very different from the effect on others.

But with this pair of eyes, even if I am a little nearsighted, it’s not a big problem.

When the Sharingan is activated, you can use chakra to refine your vision for combat. The Sharingan is a model of intelligent eyes, and you deserve it.

There was a problem with the transplant for Sasuke.

No matter how much I thought about it, no matter how clearly I remembered some of the things Mr. Mori taught me, I did not have the ability to merge my two eyes into one.

This has always been a confusing point for me when I watch Naruto: how do the two eyes fit together?

I tried to compare them and found that my ability was not enough to solve the puzzle.

This may be the secret transplantation method unique to the Uchiha clan. I plan to entrust this glorious task to Brother Itachi.

After Itachi wakes up, I can have a conversation with him and think about how to trick Sasuke.

But man proposes, God disposes. Because of my admiration for Itachi, I subconsciously thought that Itachi would wake up first. But Uchiha Itachi, who I just pulled back from the brink of death, was too weak, while Sasuke, who was in his growth period, could withstand more, so the latter was the one who opened his eyes first.

However, just like in the original novel, Sasuke was somewhat dazed when he suddenly woke up. However, because he was not sure whether his revenge was successful, Sasuke's eyes were not as empty as when he woke up in the original novel. After waking up, at least there was something clear that he could do.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun~" I adjusted my perfect smile, turned around and greeted Sasuke.

Brothers and sisters, I have good news and bad news to announce.

The good news is that I have already finished the eye issue and put away my colored contact lenses, eliminating the possibility of being discovered by Sasuke.

The bad news is that Sasuke has realized that he is naked.

Sorry, I was so focused on fixing the eyes that I completely forgot there was a naked Sasuke!

But at this time, I can only force myself to remain calm. As long as I am firm enough, no one can see through my LSP nature.

Sure enough, because of my overly natural performance, Sasuke was only slightly suspicious for a moment, and then he took the clothes and put them on himself.

I like people who change clothes without hiding from me, so I took a chance to take a sneak peek. His skin is so white, his cold white skin is really amazing.

This is the beauty that the Uchiha clan produces in abundance.

I grabbed the cup containing Itachi's real Sharingan and took it into my own hands.

"How are you recovering?" My eyes fell on Itachi, who was clearly lying on the ground with his eyes closed. But I had a feeling that "Itachi is watching you", so I quickly changed the subject and shifted my attention away from Sasuke's beautiful body.

Sasuke put his clothes in order in silence. He perhaps glanced at Itachi, who was lying on the ground not far away, his life or death unknown. He seemed to have mixed feelings and it was difficult for him to adjust his mentality for a while.

After his image was sorted out, Sasuke sat down and looked at Amaterasu, who was burning stones in front of him, and asked, "That man, is he still alive?"

He didn't go to see Itachi-kun, but asked me questions instead.

And the question he used was not "Is he dead?", but "Is he alive?" In Sasuke's subconscious, there must be some melancholy, right?

I put my elbows on my knees while sitting cross-legged, propped my chin up with my fingers, and looked sideways at Sasuke's expression.

In fact, I have always felt that Uchiha Sasuke is a very real person. Unlike Itachi and Naruto, who are more or less idealistic characters, Sasuke's growth process can actually resonate with me more.

The constant transfer of hatred and the confusion and disorder of life have made Sasuke somewhat extreme but very realistic. Sasuke is actually a young man with a lot of ideas. He is unwilling to listen to the arrangements of others, but people who understand him can use this to control him.

He even uses the nickname "that man" to differentiate his own psychological cognition. "Itachi" is the name of his brother character, and "that man" is his enemy who destroyed his clan.

Reading through his life, it seems that he has always been doing what he wants to do, but it also seems that he has always been doing what he doesn't want to do.

Contradictory, but charming.

So instead of telling him the truth directly, I wanted to guide him to think things through.

Of course, based on my character, I shouldn't know all the "truths". Don't worry, I have already prepared the reasons why I know certain things according to Article 5 of the Gay Friend's Script Guidance Manual.

"He should have died a long time ago. His body was suffering from illness. Judging from his current condition, he must have been using drugs to stay alive."

I paused here, waiting for Sasuke's slow response.

His voice sounded a little dry. I'm really sorry, I poured out all the water you prepared.

"So, that's why he desperately needs my eyes?" Sasuke said as he touched his lower eyelid, as if he was feeling the flow of chakra in his Sharingan in this way.

I was waiting for him to ask this - I shook my head and said, "No, his physical weakness is not only caused by the Sharingan, but also has complicated reasons from physiological to psychological aspects. To be honest, Itachi-kun has reached the point of exhaustion, and he should know it best. Even if he has your Sharingan, it will definitely not make any difference."

Sasuke suddenly looked up at me, his eyes full of disbelief.