The late night fireworks are not only loud and colorful, illuminating the whole village, but also have a strong smell of burning protein.

Hundreds of thousands of ordinary people just watched it curiously and then went back to sleep.

But most of the tens of thousands of ninjas in Konoha Village confirmed in an instant that it was the smell of a burning human body.

Because the smell of burning protein is mixed with the smell of golden juice burning in fire, which is very unique.

As a result, panic spread among the ninjas, and for a while a very strange phenomenon appeared: ordinary people were safe and happy, but the ninjas were in a panic.

The morale of the third batch of assembled ninja troops was in chaos, and the Third Hokage had to postpone the departure time of the ninja troops to prevent the panic from spreading to the front line.

That's why the Third Hokage convened an emergency meeting and forced Danzo Shimura to "find" evidence and find an enemy to take the blame.

In short, this matter has become a big deal.

…

"Meow! Do you dare to mess around again?"

"I don't dare."

"I thought you were a good person, but who knew you were such a pervert!"

"Human fireworks meow, so crazy meow!"

“This idiom is well used.”

"Shut up! If I had known you were such a pervert, I would never have signed a contract with you!"

“Hehehe…”

"Still laughing? I'm so pissed! Give me some strength! Rub it hard!"

Miwa Masayo didn't care about her fear of water and bathing. She took the initiative to sit in the pool and ordered her owner to scrub her body, scolding him while doing so.

It’s all Uchiha Yu’s fault!

Last night, there were four big fireworks going off with a bang, and corpse debris was scattered all over the village, and naturally a layer of it fell on the tabby cat's fur.

For people, it's just a layer of dust that can be swept away.

But for Ninja Cat, this is a strange thing made by mixing human oil, gold juice, and ammonia water and burning it with flames. The smell is like a weapon of mass destruction.

Miwa Masayo was stunned on the spot, and was unexpectedly attacked by Uchiha Yu, who even touched her ear.

What a shame!

Can you touch a cat's ears casually?

You bastard!

Are we that close?

After recovering from his shock, Miwa Masayo gave his owner a beating of the cat punch, leaving forty criss-crossing scratches. He ended the communication angrily and returned to the cat castle.

After dawn, the tabby cat returned to Uchiha Yu's home again.

There was no way, the smell was too strong. No one in the Cat Castle could accept it except Grandma Cat. The ninja cats joined forces to drive Miwa Masayo out.

No matter how much the tabby cat dislikes taking a bath, it can only ask its owner to help wash it.

Washing it once is not enough, you have to wash it three or four times until she can no longer smell the disgusting smell.

As the smell faded under the fragrant bubbles and clean water, Miwa Masayo's mood improved. She began to smile and speculate what would happen to her most disliked dog from the Inuzuka family.

“Hehehehe meow, I’m already like this, are those dead dogs really dead?”

"If they were all dead, I would be so happy. This sin would not be in vain."

"You, after you take a bath you have to take me to the Inuzuka residence. I want to see it with my own eyes and hear it with my own ears... hehehehe, meow."

Uchiha You smiled and agreed repeatedly, but he seemed a little absent-minded.

He also didn't expect that he would be so reckless yesterday and dispose of the body in the most "bright" way in front of the whole village without thinking.

This is not his style.

He used to use Yin Fire to slowly burn the body into ashes and then scatter the ashes into the river.

When he came to his senses today, he felt that he should use earth escape to drag the corpse into the deepest underground and bury it silently. Even if it was accidentally discovered by someone decades later, time would have passed.

If he had not activated the natural energy of earth attribute, he should have taken the corpse to Nanhechuan and slowly burned it under the river with the natural energy of fire attribute, also without anyone noticing.

It won’t be that crazy anyway.

After a night of reflection and thinking, Uchiha You has determined that this is the inner demon that he must experience in his practice of immortality.

Fire belongs to the heart. A strong heart gives birth to monkeys. A restless mind gives birth to wild thoughts.

Uchiha You started with the natural energy of fire attribute and completed the foundation building in 100 days. The first thing he strengthened was the heart meridian, and there was no problem with that.

However, he had no proper method of cultivation, nor any famous teacher to guide him. He just relied on all sorts of random knowledge and the pain and comfort of his body as guidance.

Uchiha You had no idea about the hardships he had encountered during his training, and he didn't know how to overcome or avoid them. Now was the time for him to pay back his debt.

His heart pulse was too strong, so strong that it affected his five internal organs, which naturally led to excessive heart fire and the birth of the monkey heart.

The external manifestation is that the person is active, strong, competitive, behaves rashly, ignores the consequences, and only does things that can attract the most attention.

If it weren't for the successful foundation building, the activated earth attribute strengthened the spleen and played a little harmonizing role, Uchiha You would have dared to run to the Hokage Rock to set off fireworks last night.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder. If he really did that, he would definitely be caught by the Anbu, and that would cause endless trouble.

So how do we subdue the monkey heart?

The restless mind is not only a demon in the hearts of practitioners, it is also the untamed nature of human beings. Ninety-nine percent of children have similar conditions.

How do humans tame cubs?

Uchiha Yuuko was too familiar with this. In his previous life, he had gone through nine years of compulsory education, endured three or five exercise books, and fought his way across a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops. The method had long been engraved in his soul.

Uchiha Yuu quickly thought of the answer and concentrated.

"I have to find something to do and devote myself to it. I can't be idle like this any more."

"Nya? Yuu what are you mumbling about?"

"I think even though I don't have to take on any missions right now, I have to find something to do to temper my temper. I can't make the same mistake I made yesterday again."

"Very good meow, you really realized your mistake, I am very satisfied meow."

"First, make me a delicious meal!"

"Okay, let's steam the hair first..."

"Meow, don't touch my ears!"

"It wasn't me who did it. My hand moved on its own and I couldn't control it..."

“…”

[Huh? You don't object. Your ears are so soft. This is so fun.]

"Meow meow punch!"

“Ouch—it hurts, it hurts!”

…

As a senior cat lover, Uchiha You always has food suitable for cats at home.

He skillfully counted the ingredients, found chicken breast, cheese, eggs and flour, and decided to make cheese chicken pizza.

First, cook the chicken breast and remove it. Then cut the cooked chicken into small pieces, mix it with cheese, eggs and flour, and add cold boiled water and stir.

The ingredients are ready when the batter starts to stick to chopsticks.

Then heat oil in a pan, pour the batter into the pan, turn the pan to spread the batter into an evenly distributed pancake, turn it over after it is completely solidified, and fry both sides until golden brown before serving.

Uchiha You only stopped after making ten cheese chicken pancakes in one go.

While waiting for the food to cool down, he found a few eggs and green peppers and quickly made a dish of scrambled eggs with green peppers, adding a lot of salt to it as a side dish for his wraps.

The not-so-rich but fragrant lunch was ready, and the man and the cat began to fill their stomachs.

Uchiha You did not prepare any wine today. Firstly, there was nothing to celebrate, and secondly, who knows whether what happened yesterday had anything to do with alcohol.

He made up his mind to drink only boiled water recently and not drink any alcohol until the New Year.

This is also a test to subdue the monkey mind.