Volume 1 Chapter 447 Tiger and Wolf Words

"Okay." Li Tian said.

"Stop the car, I need to pee."

Song Ziyan was not in a hurry, she was just protesting to Li Tian, ​​just like a child deliberately making noise to attract the attention of her parents so that they would pay more attention to her.

Li Tian threw an empty bottle to her: "Just pee in the bottle and then throw it out the window. It's getting late. We have to get away from the battle area between the Black Army and the White Army as soon as possible and find a safe place to spend the night. There is no time to stop the car and delay."

Ye Lanxin opened her mouth slightly and looked at Li Tian in surprise, wondering what Brother Li was doing.

Xiaopang was also stunned.

Song Ziyan's pretty face flushed. She took the empty mineral water bottle and looked at it. Then she threw it aside angrily and said angrily, "I'm not a man!"

"The mouth of the bottle is indeed too small for you women. You can use scissors to cut the bottle in the middle, so that the area of ​​the mouth of the bottle will be larger, which should be enough." Li Tian said.

Ye Lanxin's eyes widened. Was this a problem of the size of the bottle mouth? Did Brother Li have any misunderstanding about the structure of a girl's vagina?

Xiaopang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking: Big brother, these are really threatening words.

"you……"

Song Ziyan blushed, "Rogue!"

It was already very impolite to ask a girl to relieve herself in the car in front of two boys, but he handed her a bottle and asked her to pee in it. She felt that Li Tian was deliberately teasing her.

"I am teaching you seriously how to relieve yourself in the car when you need to." Li Tian said calmly.

"Thank you, I haven't urinated yet. Even if I did, you scared me back." Song Ziyan said with her hands on her hips.

Li Tian said: "Then keep quiet."

Song Ziyan gnashed her teeth in anger and muttered in a very low voice: "You stinky cousin-in-law, I curse you for always spitting water on your nose, having no toilet paper when you go to the bathroom, and having your nose hairs five feet long."

Li Tian: “…”

Ye Lanxin and Xiaopang couldn't hear clearly, so how could Li Tian not hear clearly?

This curse is so vicious!

But it doesn’t matter, he pretended not to hear anything.

The car drove for more than two hours.

Song Ziyan suddenly said with an extremely unnatural expression: "Cousin-in-law, I...I..."

"What's wrong with you?" Li Tian was a little impatient.

Song Ziyan bit her red lips and said with embarrassment: "I... I'm having my period."

"Is this true or false?" Li Tian asked.

Song Ziyan immediately said angrily: "How could I lie to you about such a shameful thing."

Li Tian thought the same: "Isn't it normal to have your period? Hurry up and put on your menstrual pad."

“I…I…”

Song Ziyan was almost crying with anger. She asked someone to put a sanitary napkin in the car. Did you do that on purpose?

"What's wrong with you? Don't tell me that you can't even remember your period and didn't bring a sanitary napkin?" Li Tian frowned.

"I brought it, it's in my backpack, but I dropped my backpack in Standing Town." Song Ziyan was really about to cry. Not having sanitary pads during menstruation is the most embarrassing, crazy, and shameful thing for a girl.

“…”

Li Tian was convinced by her.

Then he asked Ye Lanxin: "Xiao Ye, did you bring it? If you did, give her a pack."

Ye Lanxin shook her head: "My period ended just before I came to carry out the mission, so I didn't bring it with me."

"What should we do then?" Li Tian frowned.

Ye Lanxin also frowned, not knowing how to deal with Song Ziyan's problem.

Li Tian took a look inside the car and saw the toilet paper. He thought that adding a few more sheets of toilet paper would have the same effect, so he handed the pack of Vinda tissues to him and said, "Take this and use it together for now."

Ye Lanxin: “???”

Xiaopang: “???”

When Song Ziyan saw Li Tian handing her a pack of tissues, she immediately slapped it away like a mad tigress and shouted in resentment, "Li Tian, ​​you devil!"

Xiaopang was stunned. What a fierce and ruthless word! What a fierce and ruthless word! Big brother is awesome.

…

In the end, Li Tian didn't care about Song Ziyan. When passing a town, he parked the car in a secluded place and went to the town alone.

If for no other reason than to get some sanitary napkins back for Song Ziyan.

"Song Ziyan, you are so troublesome!"

Li Tian said this in a bad mood and walked into the town without looking back.

Even though he said harshly, Song Ziyan truly felt this time that Li Tian cared about her, and she felt warm in her heart.

Even the clothes he was wearing felt extra warm because they were worn by Li Tian.