Chapter 149 Totti Jokes Collection [Second update, please subscribe! ]
With a swish, Su Dong pulled open the thick curtains of the hotel room.
In an instant, the whole room became bright.
This four-star hotel is located near Piazza di Spagna in downtown Rome. Since the earliest flight back to Lisbon is not until this afternoon, Sporting Lisbon stayed in Rome for one more night after the game last night.
The city of Rome is known for having a scenic spot every three steps and ruins everywhere.
The window of the room where Su Dong lived faced a small street. Less than two hundred meters to the north was the Piazza di Spagna, the filming location of the famous movie "Roman Holiday". Downstairs of the hotel was a K-shaped intersection with a huge stone pillar standing in the middle of the intersection. Under the stone pillar was a small parking lot that was full.
Regarding this seemingly inconspicuous place, Albertini told everyone last night that this stone pillar is called the Immaculate Conception Pillar. Four Jewish prophets, including Moses and David, are engraved on the foundation stone. On the top of the stone pillar stands a statue of the Virgin Mary, who was inspired by the Holy Spirit and became pregnant with Jesus.
Su Dong didn't know about it before. When he saw it yesterday morning, he thought it was just an ordinary stone pillar. But when he looked at it again this morning, he found that this stone pillar really had a kind of holy atmosphere under the bright sunshine.
Rome, the Eternal City! ...
Last night's game ended with Sporting Lisbon reversing Lazio 2-1.
Su Dong's shot broke through Peruzzi's goal, and the Italian goalkeeper's save failed to block the ball.
Sudon scored in the last minute to help Sporting Lisbon reverse the opponent, which made the Lazio fans at the scene furious. When Sporting Lisbon was about to leave the field, many Lazio fans were insulting Sporting Lisbon players, especially Sudon, and some of them made racist remarks.
Even later, Sporting Lisbon's bus almost couldn't leave the Olympic Stadium.
The atmosphere in Italy, especially at the home stadiums of the two Roma giants, is quite fanatical, but it is also a hard-hit area for racial discrimination.
In addition to the fans who made trouble, what impressed Su Dong the most was the angry, unwilling, yet helpless looks of Stam, Simeone and others, as well as Mihajlovic's guilt.
When Su Dong walked past them with a smile on his face like a winner, he took a few more glances at them. Stam pretended to be calm, but Simeone was gritting his teeth in hatred, which made Su Dong feel very satisfied and proud.
There is no need to mention Stam, he is a world-class central defender, and although Simeone cannot be called a world-class midfielder, he is at least an Argentine international. In addition, Beckham's red card incident made him world-famous, so Su Dong still feels very proud to be able to make them suffer a loss.
After walking by, I heard Simeone gnashing his teeth and saying something cruel from afar, "I'll kill you in the next round in Lisbon!"
But how could Su Dong care about this? 2-1 away from home, this advantage is not ordinary.
As long as the team can maintain this score at home and not concede two goals or more, they can still advance.
On the football field, victory or defeat ultimately determines who is a hero.
…
Although the game started late, the players woke up early.
After washing up, Su Dong, Ronnie and others went to the hotel to have breakfast together.
Since the team had a flight in the afternoon and had won a game last night, they were allowed free time in the morning.
Sudon, Ronaldo, Pepe, Quaresma and others made an appointment with Albertini last night to go for a stroll in Rome in the morning.
It was only half past seven when everyone left the hotel.
After paying homage to the Immaculate Conception Column, we went directly to the Plaza de España and the steps, but to be honest, I was a little disappointed.
It's very romantic in the movie, but it doesn't feel that good in reality.
Since it was early, there weren't many people there, but there wasn't much to see.
Walking south, not far away is the Trevi Fountain, also known as the wishing fountain. It feels much better than the Piazza di Spagna. The fountain is very large and the sculptures are also great, but there are a lot of people.
Interestingly, when tossing the coin to make a wish, Ronnie made a wish for himself, hoping to join a top club and become the best player in the world, and then he tossed the coin again.
"I threw this for my friend Jose Semedo, who said he would beat me if I didn't throw it back."
"He wants to make a wish, hoping to change his girlfriend every month and always be successful in love."
Everyone almost fell down after hearing this. Can such a wish come true?
Do you really think you are the male protagonist of a YY novel?
Because of Su Dong and Ronnie, Jose Semedo is also a familiar face in the first team, but most people's deepest impression of him is picking up girls. This guy is not good at anything, but he is number one in picking up girls.
So much so that Jardel, who left the team at the beginning, once joked with a smile that he had chosen the wrong talent tree, changing his football talent to the talent for picking up girls.
Su Dong's wish is very simple. He hopes that his family will be healthy and safe, and that he will have smooth sailing in playing football.
…
From the Trevi Fountain to the Colosseum, then back to the Pantheon, walk and stroll all the way to the Vatican City.
Although they had just finished a high-intensity game last night, Su Dong and others were professional players after all, and their running speed was much faster than ordinary people. For them, walking these roads was not even considered a warm-up.
We walked around quickly and crossed the Sant'Angelo Bridge to enter the Vatican, a country within a country.
We first visited the Castel Sant'Angelo, then walked along Via della Concordia to St. Peter's Square to feed the pigeons. After visiting the Vatican, it was almost noon, so everyone sat down under the huge stone pillars in the square to rest.
Andre Cruz took out the newspaper he bought from the newsstand on the way and began to read it leisurely.
Early this morning, the Italian media were all reporting on Lazio's upset loss to Sporting Lisbon last night. There were a few articles reporting on Su Dong, but they were all brief, after all, Su Dong was their opponent.
"Totti's joke collection has been updated again." Andre Cruz laughed.
"What is that?" Su Dong asked curiously.
"The Italian media made some jokes about Prince Totti of Rome." Andre Cruz laughed.
Su Dong also had a very good impression of Totti. He walked over with great interest, but found that it was all in Italian, which he could not understand.
"Andre, read it to me."
Everyone is also very curious about how the media will make fun of Totti?
Seeing that his teammates were so interested, Andre Cruz took a sip of water to moisten his throat before starting to speak.
…
One day, Capello met Mancini at the Football Association and asked, "Robert, how did you let Lazio lead us Roma this season?"
Mancini responded: "It's simple, I'm surrounded by smart players."
Capello was not convinced and asked: "How do you prove it?"
Mancini replied: "It's easy. I'll call Fiore and ask him a question, and you'll know."
So Mancini called Fiore and asked him: "Stefano, answer me a little riddle. If your father has a child and your mother also has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he?"
Fiore responded on the spot: "Coach, this is too easy, this kid is me."
Capello was very surprised when he heard it. "That's amazing. This can really test the IQ of the players."
So Capello decided to conduct such a test within the Roma team, and he first found captain Totti.
"Francesco, I'm going to give you a test. Answer me a very simple question. If your father has a child, and your mother also has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he?"
Totti was puzzled. "It's not my sister, nor my brother. Who is he? Coach, please give me ten minutes, I will think about it."
Totti called his teammates over for help and told them about Capello's problem. Everyone looked at each other in confusion.
Candela and Cassano racked their brains but still couldn't figure it out.
Totti had no choice but to expand the scope and asked everyone in the training base, but still no one understood.
Finally he asked the warehouse manager.
"Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? The answer is simple, the child is me, isn't it?"
Totti suddenly realized and immediately ran to Capello, "Coach, I know the answer."
Capello was very happy, "Okay, okay, Francesco, tell me, who is that child?"
Totti said proudly, "It's Nino, the warehouse manager."
Capello was stunned for several seconds, shook his head and sighed: "It seems that you are really stupid."
"Isn't it?" Totti was confused.
Capello roared in anger: "Of course not, that child is Fiore!"
…
Andre Crews imitated even the tone of voice perfectly, and everyone burst into laughter.
Isn't this too mean? Have you ever seen such a mockery of a star player? "Our Italian media is still very humorous." Albertini also smiled.
This joke is not only about Totti, but also about Roma's players and Capello. Who made Roma's poor performance this season, far behind their city rivals Lazio? "In fact, the Romans still like Totti very much, but Roma's performance this season is really not good, so they can only express their love for Totti through the Totti joke collection." Andre Cruz smiled slyly.
He has been following the Totti joke collection.
"Andre, tell me more." Ronnie also found it very funny.
Everyone wants to listen.
…
Totti's fiancée, Brasi, works at a TV station and is considered an educated person. She advised Totti to learn more.
Once, he said to Totti: "Francesco, you should read more books. Have you read Shakespeare?"
"I have seen it," Totti said, "but I don't remember who wrote the book."
…
One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared in front of the magic mirror together, and the magic mirror warned them: "Be careful, whoever lies in front of me will disappear."
Gattuso was the first to speak: "I think I am the most handsome man in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.
Vieri was the second to walk up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.
It was Totti's turn, and he said: "I think..."
Before he could finish his words, he disappeared.
…
My fiancée, Brassie, said, "Honey, 90-69-90 is no longer fashionable, did you know that?"
Totti said: "Of course I know, think about it, the size of the Olympic Stadium is 47-95!"
…
The capital's most famous couple is making out.
Brassie, the fiancée, said, "Say something hot to me, honey."
Totti said, "Candela!" (Candela means candle.) Brassie said, "All right! Tell me something hard."
Totti said, "Lima!" (Lima means file.) Blasi said, "Okay, tell me something dirty."
Totti was furious: "Lazio people, I'll fuck your ancestors for 18 generations!"
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