Chapter 1 Short Dog, Come Out and Kill Me If You Dare



"Lu Jian, you short-statured Lu, I, Su Diandian, am back! Come out and kill me!"

Holding a megaphone, Su Diandian stood at the entrance of the Lu residence and shouted.

The guard glared and shouted, "Where did this beggar woman come from? How dare she act so insolently in front of the Lu residence!"

Su Diandian gave the guard a resentful look.

Do you really think she's just looking for trouble?

She was forced into it!

Su Diandian is a time traveler.

Moreover, the person in her current body was also a time traveler.

The predecessor had a system called "Collecting Ex-Husbands".

This predecessor was very dedicated and collected a total of ninety-nine ex-husbands in the cultivation world.

After completing the mission, the original body retired successfully and returned to its hometown!

Immediately afterwards, Su Diandian took over this mess.

But she wanted to go home too!

According to Su Diandian's research, time travelers can return home simply by "ga" (a sound effect indicating death).

So she went on a crazy suicide mission, but she just couldn't die.

The system, which had already been shut down, couldn't stand it anymore and came back from the dead to give her advice, telling her to go find her ex-husband's friends.

My ex-husband's friends are all big shots.

Given the extent of their resentment towards the woman in front, they would certainly be willing to lend a hand to her.

Upon hearing this, Su Diandian exclaimed, "Master! What a great idea!"

And so, she began searching for her ex-husband's whereabouts based on the information left by the system.

The first ex-husband she sought out was Lu Jian, the young master of the Lu family, a renowned family of cultivators in Huicheng.

Back then, Lu Jian was just beginning to experience love and couldn't resist his predecessor's advances, quickly falling deeply in love.

Despite his family's objections, he defied public opinion and married his predecessor as his legal wife in a grand sedan chair carried by eight men.

Unexpectedly, on her wedding day, her predecessor eloped with another man!

The predecessor even ordered people to spread rumors at the wedding banquet that Lu Jian was impotent, which caused the entire Lu family to lose face.

Lu Jian was humiliated like this by the woman he loved!

He must be filled with resentment!

Moreover, Su Diandian read in the information that Lu Jian is the Lord of the Ghost Realm!

Ghost Lord, how wonderful!

This title sounds very powerful and imposing; it would definitely kill her with one blow.

With this aspiration in mind, Su Diandian raised the megaphone and continued shouting, "Lu Jian, you short-statured dog, if you've got the guts, come out and slash me eight hundred times!"

The guard, growing impatient, yelled, "Crazy woman, get out of here!"

Su Diandian put away the megaphone and forced her way in, saying, "I want to see Lu Jian."

"Are you looking for death?" the guard roared.

Su Diandian stood tall and said seriously, "That's right, I'm here to die."

Upon hearing this, the two guards exchanged a glance.

It's confirmed, she's a crazy woman with a screw loose.

They can't argue with a madman.

However, at this moment, the gate of the Lu residence suddenly opened a crack.

The butler poked half his head out from inside. "Who's making such a racket outside? Get them out of here right now!"

The guard replied, "She's a crazy woman, making a scene and demanding to see the young master. We'll chase her away right now."

At this moment, the butler slightly raised his face and saw Su Diandian's pretty face hidden under her messy hair.

His face twitched slightly, and his voice was almost squeezed out from between his teeth, "It's...it's you?"

Su Diandian nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, it's me. Where's Lu Jian? I want to see him."

The butler's expression was gloomy and unreadable. "I'm afraid my young master cannot see you. You may leave."

After saying that, he was about to close the door.

Su Diandian stepped in first, placing one foot inside.

"He hates me so much that he doesn't want to see me?"

She became more and more agitated as she spoke, “Take me to see him, and I guarantee I’ll let him vent his anger.”

The butler sneered, "Miss Su, this old servant has already said that the young master cannot see you."

Su Diandian looked pleading. "Please let me see him. If you let me see him, I will definitely tell the people of Huicheng that he is not short, he is very long."

"No need." The butler said with a gloomy face, pointing to the ceiling. "Miss Su, if you're not blind, look up."

What are you looking at?

Su Diandian swallowed back the words she was about to say, then took three steps back and looked up.

Finally, her gaze fell on the two white lanterns.

The lantern had a large character "奠" (meaning "offering sacrifice") written on it.

Su Diandian opened her mouth to ask for clarification, but the butler had already closed the vermilion door.

At this point, the guard revealed the truth.

“My young master passed away a few days ago, and his funeral was held seven or eight days ago.”

The guard then sighed, "It's a pity that my young master, a genius who reached the Foundation Establishment stage at the age of twelve, ended up like this."

Su Diandian slapped her forehead.

Yes, Lu Jian should be dead.

Ghost Lord, Ghost Lord, how can you become the supreme ruler of the ghost realm if you don't die and become a ghost?

But the problem is, Lu Jian is dead, so where can we find him?

or……

Should we try our luck at his grave?

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