“Okay.” Qinglan stood up first and walked over slowly.
"Number one! I must be number one!" Shen Changhen, obsessed with being number one, rushed past Qinglan and was the first to enter the cave.
Su Diandian was delighted and quietly asked Jiehun, "How does it taste?"
The sound of Jiehun smacking his lips reached her ears: "My lips feel a little numb."
Yeah, the idiot tastes like Sichuan peppercorns.
Qinglan walked to the cave entrance, squinted and looked inside, "You really know how to find a place."
He turned and exchanged a glance with Shikihara. "Let's do it here."
Sijihuang nodded in agreement, "Okay."
Su Diandian was getting a little anxious. "No, are you two going in or not?"
Qinglan closed the fan in her hand and put it away. "We can begin."
As he spoke, he took off his outer shirt, saying, "Be prepared, it might hurt a lot."
"No! Shall we go into the cave instead? Huh?" Su Diandian had a bad feeling.
She can't escape.
Could it be that we're really in trouble this time?!
Su Diandian's eyes darted around, and she took off running towards the cave.
But before they even entered the cave, they bumped into the chest of the Four Seasons Wasteland.
"Don't you dare escape," he said coldly.
"Fatty! Swallow him!" Su Diandian roared at the World Soul, whose mouth was wide open.
The next instant, Siji Huang wrapped one arm around her waist and flashed in front of Qinglan.
Qinglan suppressed her usual smile and sternly pressed her to the ground.
"You two are insane! What are you trying to do? Let me go! Let me go!"
Su Diandian struggled desperately and cried out for help, "Brother Huang, I know you're not that kind of person, but we don't tolerate being love-struck!"
Sijihuang didn't respond to her, but instead quickly formed hand seals.
Mysterious talismans took shape between his hand seals.
Upon seeing this, Su Diandian cried out in grief and indignation, "No! It's just a wedding night, is it really necessary to go all out?"
"What? You really enjoy fiddling with things that don't move?"
"Damn it! If you're so capable, just blast me to death, and I'll thank you!"
Upon hearing this, Qinglan chuckled, "Who told you about the wedding night?"
Su Diandian stopped struggling and turned her head to look at him in surprise: "Didn't you say you wanted me to stay with you for the night?"
Qinglan said with a half-smile, "Heh, so that's what you mean by 'spending the night with someone'? Well, it's not impossible..."
"Fuck your ass!" Su Diandian glared at him. "What exactly are you two trying to do? Tell me honestly, are you hiding something from me?"
Qinglan explained in a low voice: "This broken little world is extremely unstable. Sijihuang and I will use heavenly lightning to help the little world restore its balance."
"What does that have to do with me? Let me go!" Su Diandian continued to struggle, only to find that Sijihuang had already attached a semi-transparent talisman to the top of her head.
A sudden thought struck her: "You two aren't planning to use me as a scapegoat, are you?"
Qinglan smiled faintly and said, "Adian has always been intelligent."
"You two idiots, why didn't you just discuss this with me?" Su Diandian was so angry that her head was throbbing.
"If we were to discuss it, you would run away."
Qinglan leaned closer and whispered, "When the heavenly lightning passes through your body, it will enhance your cultivation. I privately believe that if you knew about this, you would run away."
Upon hearing this, Su Diandian was stunned.
She still vividly remembers the time she was struck by the purple-gold lightning.
After he chopped her down, she went from the Qi Refining stage to the Foundation Establishment stage, and her spiritual root was even mutated.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, she burst out cursing, "Qinglan! You son of a bitch! You wicked old fox!"
Qinglan ignored her and looked at Sijihuang with a serious expression: "This is the most unstable time for the small world. Let's make our move!"
The four seasons are barren, nodding their heads as they soar into the sky.
Su Diandian launched into a tirade: "You old fox, you keep tricking Sijihuang into working for you all day long, is it because you're incompetent yourself?"
"Oh my, the dignified sect master of Xuancang Sect doesn't even know how to summon lightning."
Qinglan remained silent, then stretched out her arm and pulled out the Xuanlin Sword from thin air, standing beside her with the sword in hand.
"Boom..."
The lightning strikes were initially successful, with faint rumbling thunder heard in the night sky.
Hearing the thunder, Su Diandian felt extremely distressed.
She burst into tears, crying, "You bunch of damned dogs! All I wanted was to die and go home, why is that so hard?"
"Every single time, it fails!"
"Why should I? You think you can just use me to attract lightning?"
"If you want to take revenge on me, I'll accept it if you hack and slash, but what kind of weird move is it to increase my cultivation level?"
"Boom!" The first clap of thunder rang out.
With a loud "crack!", lightning shot out from under the ground where Su Diandian was sitting and struck her in the buttocks.
Then came the second, the third...
No? Shouldn't lightning fall from above?
Su Diandian burst into tears, "Qinglan, you son of a bitch, why did the lightning come up from below?"
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