Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Su Diandian's brain processed for a moment: Who would marry whom?
That brain-dead bastard Lu Jian wants to marry her!
Thinking back to the misunderstanding three days ago, her mind went blank for a second, as if struck by lightning.
Wrong, wrong, all wrong!
Wow, this is a really big surprise!
You short, damned dog, you've ruined my hope, and I'll destroy your life!
Su Diandian turned her head and caught sight of the large drum being played by the musician next to her. She ran over there, sparks flying everywhere.
Ignoring the drum master's horrified look, she reached out and snatched the drumsticks.
With drumsticks in hand, she pounded the large drum, making it boom loudly, then, ignoring the strange looks from those around her, she raised her arms and shouted:
"Lu Jian! I've gone through so much hardship to get here, all for you!"
Upon hearing this, the ghosts around them relaxed.
"The Ghost Lord is so lucky."
"Yes, yes, this woman is absolutely in love with His Excellency."
“Our Lu family descendants have always been outstanding.”
Hearing these comments, Lu Jian's expression relaxed, and he gently reached out his hand to Su Diandian.
"Dian Dian, come down."
Su Diandian glanced at him, a mischievous smile playing on her lips.
"Boom boom boom!" She struck the drum again, "Everyone, don't miss it as you pass by! One-eyed, two-eyed, four-eyed, all of you, look this way!"
When all the ghosts' eyes were focused on her, she threw down the drumsticks and climbed onto the big drum.
"Dian Dian, what are you going to do?" Lu Jian asked with doting eyes. "Come down first. After the wedding, your husband will play with you and make a fuss with you."
Upon hearing this, the female ghosts watching the ceremony all showed expressions of envy.
"The Ghost Lord spoils me so much."
"If you could look at me like that, I would faint from happiness."
"I wish I were that woman."
Su Diandian felt utterly disgusted upon hearing these words.
She took a deep breath and declared, "I came all this way to tell the Ghost Sisters of Quanwujian that your Ghost Lord is actually completely useless."
"When he was alive, he was a short, weak, and weak dog; after he died, he became even worse!"
Are you angry? Are you ready to explode? Are you ready to destroy?
Come on, get her! If the mood isn't right, she has another trick up her sleeve.
“However!” Su Diandian said, striking a pose like Xi Shi clutching her heart, “Although you’re not good enough, I’m still willing to take you in as my seventh… no, I should say the eighth? That doesn’t seem right either.”
She deliberately counted on her fingers: "Yes! Lu Duan Gou, you have to be Xiao Jiu."
Seeing Lu Jian's face, which was almost black with grime, Su Diandian's eyes darted around, finally locking onto Shen Changhen and Xuan Qing, who were hidden among the ghosts.
She beckoned to Chen Changhen: "Little Henhen, bring Xiao Xuanqing to my side!"
Shen Changhen's face lit up with joy, and he picked up the weakened Xuanqing and flew towards her.
Xuan Qing's face was gloomy as he asked Su Diandian in a low voice, "You troublemaker, what are you up to now?"
"Be cooperative, you're so pretty, you have to smile!"
Su Diandian stood on tiptoe and put her arm around his shoulder. "Come on, smile more beautifully."
"Nonsense! Are you really not afraid that Lu Jian will kill you!" Xuan Qing said in a low voice, and then turned to leave.
However, Shen Changhen kept pressing on his lower back, not allowing him to move an inch.
He was furious and angrily retorted to Shen Changhen, "Are you just going to spoil her like this?"
Shen Changhen grinned and said, "Whatever my wife says, I'll do."
"Good boy." Su Diandian reached out her other hand to touch his cheek.
After touching him, she beckoned to Lu Jian, whose expression was extremely gloomy, with her finger: "Come here, Xiao Jiu, you two must get along well from now on."
I refuse to believe that short-sighted Lu won't get angry!
Lu Jian stood still, his fists clenched tightly, but he didn't move.
The surrounding ghosts fell silent. After a long while, a little ghost asked in a low voice, "Daddy, why is the Ghost Lord called Little Nine? And what is Short Dog?"
Su Diandian winked at the little devil, "When adults speak, little devils shouldn't ask random questions."
With the little devil starting the discussion, the other ghosts began to chatter again.
"Huh? Is it really not possible for Lord Ghost Lord?"
"It might be true. His Excellency is so handsome and frail... he just looks..."
"That's understandable, given that this woman would act this way."
"Pah! Pah! Pah!" Ya Yu, unable to bear it any longer, jumped out. "Lord Ghost Lord is neither short nor weak, he's very capable."
Su Diandian raised an eyebrow at her. "Oh? So you've tried it?"
“I…” Ya Yu blushed.
Su Diandian pressed her advantage, looking at Lu Jian with disdain: "Xiao Jiu, this won't do. I don't want things that other people have used. I find them dirty."
“Little Henhen only has one wife, Little Henhen has never been used by anyone else,” Shen Changhen said loudly.
They really played a great team.
Su Diandian gave him a thumbs up, "Well done."
After this series of moves, she didn't believe Lu Jian could remain calm.
Lu Jian didn't move, but Lu Chi jumped out first.
The little devil nearly bit his silver teeth to pieces.
"Su Diandian! You bad woman! Why do you always have to do this!"
"Deceiving your brother again and again?"
"My brother loves you so deeply."
Sorry, kid. Although this is very immoral, morality is nothing compared to going home.
Su Diandian smiled slightly at him: "I didn't abandon him. As long as he gets along well with his brothers, you can still call me sister-in-law."
"You wicked woman! I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!"
Lu Chi ran quickly to the drum, picked up the drumsticks from the ground, and started hitting her with them.
Not content with just drumsticks, he also picked up the suona from the musician next to him and swung it at Su Diandian.
The musicians readily offered their instruments, just so he could smash them to his heart's content.
With his lead, Ya Yu, who had long been holding back to the limit, unleashed her water sleeves and wrapped them directly around Su Diandian's neck.
"You vile woman! How dare you humiliate His Majesty like this! I'll kill you!"
Su Diandian let out a mocking laugh: "Hehehe, you think you can kill me?"
With a flash of silver light, the iron shovel made its dazzling debut.
"Swoosh..." The water sleeve snapped in response.
The old ancestors of the Lu family, who had been putting on airs, also stepped forward to condemn them.
"Shameless slut, promiscuous woman!"
"A woman should uphold traditional virtues; how can she... how can a woman have multiple husbands!"
Su Diandian retorted, "Oh, sir, are you allowed to have a harem of concubines, but I'm not allowed to have husbands everywhere?"
Why should I have to live my life with your 38th generation short dog?
"Oh... let me see, over there, one, two, three, four, five... eight, nine, ten, could they all be your ghost concubines?"
As she spoke, she looked the Lu family patriarch up and down, "Old man, can you handle this?"
Xuanqing, standing beside her, throbbed with anger, "You troublemaker, can't you just shut up?"
"Why should I shut up? He's just telling the truth," Su Diandian replied nonchalantly.
The Lu family patriarch, his face ashen, gave the order: "All ghosts, listen to my command! Kill this slut and devour her!"
"Eat her! Eat her!" the ghosts roared as they pounced on her.
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