The slap was crisp and loud.
The slaps were so powerful that all the immortals instinctively covered their faces, as if the slaps were hitting their own.
Just as everyone was holding their breath, preparing to see how Su Diandian would die, Xu Weiying made a move.
He reached out and cupped the back of Su Diandian's head, pulling her into his arms and kissing her directly.
The already stunned Fairy Miaoyun looked even more dazed.
No, so it turns out the Emperor likes this kind of thing?
No wonder she spent a thousand years trying to seduce someone into bed.
That's outrageous, absolutely outrageous.
After the shock came fury.
Fairy Miaoyun stepped forward and dragged Su Diandian away, "You lowly servant, how dare you disrespect the Emperor!"
Before she could successfully drag Xu Weiying away, Su Diandian pushed Xu Weiying away herself.
She leaned back, looked at Xu Weiying and then at Fairy Miaoyun, and finally disgustedly wiped her mouth.
"Oh, Xu Weiying, you actually want to carry two people on one horse?"
"Tell me, she..." She raised her hand and pointed at Fairy Miaoyun, "Do you want her or me!"
"I want her! I want her!" Su Diandian screamed in her heart.
Seeing that Xu Weiying was about to speak, she sensed something was wrong, got up and shouted, "Fine, I'm officially divorcing you right now."
Oh yeah!
I'll get rid of my obsessive-compulsive disorder soon.
Fairy Miaoyun was filled with questions. What was going on now?
She was furious. "You lowly servant, how dare you speak so arrogantly! You are no one to the Emperor, what makes you say you've divorced him?"
"That scoundrel was unfaithful, I divorced him, do you have a problem with that?" Su Diandian put her hands on her hips. "Or do you want us to be loving and affectionate?"
Fairy Miaoyun blurted out, "Of course I hope so... no, who are you calling a dog of a man?"
She lunged at Su Diandian, but was deflected by a beam of light.
Xu Weiying glanced at her coldly, then held Su Diandian's waist and said softly, "My wife, don't be silly, I only have you."
Upon hearing this, all the immortals present gasped in astonishment.
My goodness, this feast was definitely worth it!
No wonder this newly ascended fairy is so arrogant; it turns out she and Emperor Weiying are each other's original spouses.
Oh dear, Fairy Miaoyun is doomed.
Su Diandian glared at Xu Weiying, "Don't be like that. I think you and Fairy Miaoyun are quite close. It's good."
"Look at her, her features are somewhat similar to yours, it's me..."
Before Xu Weiying could finish speaking, Su Diandian raised her hand and slapped him across the face. "You scumbag, are you still writing about substitutes?"
After being slapped twice, Xu Weiying's eyes showed a hint of a smile, and the corners of her lips curled up slightly.
Huh...
Su Diandian felt a chill run down her spine. Was he enjoying being beaten up?
This guy is even more... monstrous than that clone I encountered in the lower realm...
Run! Run now!
That was the first thought that popped into her head.
“She is not a substitute…” Xu Weiying leaned close to her ear, “She is a doll that I created using your hair. She was originally meant to be of great use.”
Su Diandian looked at him like he was an idiot, "What's the use?"
Xu Weiying explained without hesitation, "I sent her to exchange you for me, so that you would belong only to me."
Upon hearing this, Su Diandian was stunned.
But he added softly, "Unfortunately, before I could get into the best shape, you were already by my side."
"Hehehe..." Su Diandian gave a forced smile, "You're really something else."
She turned her head to look at Fairy Miaoyun, feeling extremely ashamed.
Thinking about it carefully, Fairy Miaoyun is quite pitiful.
Su Diandian looked at Xu Weiying again, her eyes gradually turning cold.
"You created her, yet you're planning to use her like this, Xu Weiying, you're really out of your mind."
After saying this, Su Diandian kicked open the barrier and pulled Fairy Miaoyun away.
"Ah! You lowly servant, what do you want to do?" Fairy Miaoyun screamed in confusion, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, save me!"
"Shut up!" Su Diandian said succinctly, "I'll help you get rid of your face."
"Huh?" Fairy Miaoyun was dragged away by her with a blank look in her eyes.
At the banquet, all the immortals stared in disbelief at what was happening before them, none daring to speak first.
Until Xu Weiying announced in a gentle tone, "The banquet continues."
The Fairy Miaoyun, who had been dragged away, angrily grabbed Su Diandian and asked, "You lowly servant, what is your relationship with the Emperor?"
"Whatever you think the relationship is, that's what it is." Su Diandian wasn't angry and pushed her into the Dan Shen Palace.
"You wouldn't happen to be the Emperor's Daoist partner before his ascension?" Fairy Miaoyun guessed nervously.
Su Diandian frowned, "Who cares about Daoist partners or anything like that? Don't you have any shame?"
"Yes, of course I want it!" Fairy Miaoyun laughed hysterically. "The Emperor loves my face the most; he often stares at it in a daze."
"Try to avoid contact with him in the future; he's up to no good," Su Diandian reminded her.
Just as he said this, Beiwudu came out of the inner room.
Su Diandian pulled Fairy Miaoyun in front of her, "Genius, please help her detoxify."
"You want me to detoxify Su Miaoyun?" Bei Wudu's beautiful eyes were filled with doubt.
Well, I didn't notice that before.
It turns out they even share the same surname.
After a long silence, Su Diandian finally sighed and said, "In any case, please help her detoxify first."
Fairy Miaoyun raised her head and said, "That's right, quickly detoxify this palace master."
Bei Wudu glared at the two of them, tossed them a small jade jar, and turned away into the inner room with a displeased expression.
"What kind of attitude is that!" Fairy Miaoyun kicked her leg in anger.
Su Diandian grabbed her, "Who cares about his attitude? Just stick your face out a bit."
Startled by her shout, Su Miaoyun froze, her swollen face showing a wronged expression.
Su Dian didn't indulge her either, opened the jade jar, scooped out a large amount of ointment, and smeared it on her face.
At first, I applied it quite heavily, but as I continued applying it, my movements became gentler.
Her movements were gentle, and her voice softened as well, "Su Miaoyun, if you listen to me, stay away from that mentally ill Xu Weiying from now on."
The cool, refreshing ointment took effect quickly when applied to the face.
Su Miaoyun frowned and muttered, "Hmph, don't even think about monopolizing the Emperor!"
"To possess him? I only want to poison him." Su Dian made no attempt to hide his thoughts.
"Huh? Why?" Su Miaoyun blinked, her face quickly filled with joy. "Don't you two get along?"
"Ah," Su Diandian responded ambiguously.
Su Miaoyun was overjoyed. "Great! If you two are at odds, then I'll have plenty of opportunities to win over the Emperor!"
Being love-struck is incurable.
At this time, the poison in Su Miaoyun's body had mostly subsided, and her face had completely returned to normal.
Su Diandian frowned even more as she looked at the unmade-up face in front of her.
Only after removing her heavy makeup did she realize just how much Su Miaoyun resembled her.
While not exactly identical, they are about 70% similar.
It's just that Su Miaoyun usually likes to wear heavy makeup, so no one noticed the resemblance between the two.
As soon as Kita-Watari, who had been sulking in the inner room, stepped out, she couldn't help but let out a "Huh."
Su Miaoyun quickly raised her sleeve to cover her face, "I'm not wearing makeup, you're not allowed to look."
Bei Wudu looked at Su Dian, then at her.
Finally, he yelled, "Has Xu Weiying gone mad?!"
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