God's father's uniqueness!
"Let's get down to business." Su Diandian's lips twitched slightly. "Like, where is this place, how do we get out, and so on."
The old man picked his nose, flicked away the boogers, and then spoke, "In my opinion, we can talk while we look for the road."
“That suits me perfectly,” Su Diandian immediately agreed.
The three randomly chose a direction, flew into the air, and began searching for their bearings.
Looking at Su Diandian's posture, the old man couldn't help but sigh, "The last time I saw you, you were just a Qi Refining stage nobody."
Su Diandian also looked at him, "What a coincidence, the last time I saw you, you were just an old tomb keeper who hadn't even reached the Golden Core stage."
"Do you know how much effort it took for me to get to where I am today?" she sighed again.
If her cultivation was like taking an airplane, then this lucky old man was like taking a rocket.
Moreover, if she wasn't mistaken, she and the old tomb keeper were the only two cultivators in the cultivation world over the past thousand years to have ascended to the Immortal Realm.
Indeed, cultivation relies on diligence, but ascension...
Damn it, ascension to immortality depends on fate.
In all things considered, the old man was lucky; the rocket hit its target precisely, and he even got a fake god identity to experience it.
This is simply the luckiest person in the cultivation world.
"Sigh, it seems we've come full circle." The old tomb keeper stopped. "Also, please call me Old Lu."
"Okay, Elder Lu." Su Diandian also stopped, but You Yeli, who was behind her, deliberately bumped into her.
She glared at him. "Can you stop being so deliberate?"
"What do you mean by 'deliberately'?" Youye Li asked, looking completely puzzled.
"Hehe...it's nothing." Su Diandian fell downwards.
In the patch of pink muhly grass below, there is a flattened dent.
That was the place where Old Lu had been lost in thought earlier.
They kept walking forward, but ended up back where they started.
It was exactly the same result she had found when she looked for the way.
The three of them simply sat down by the grassy nest and began to think about trying to dig downwards.
But before that, there was one more thing Su Diandian wanted to do.
She looked at Old Lu sitting opposite her, coughed lightly, and asked, "Old Lu, could you please lend him your coat?"
She pointed at Yuuya Ri with her thumb as she spoke.
Old Lu glanced at him and said, "I won't lend it to you. I don't like the look of you."
Su Diandian was speechless, and silently pulled over a few handfuls of pink muhly grass to start making a grass skirt.
If we let Yuuya Li continue to shine like that, it will be too much of an eyesore. If we want to keep things clean, we'll have to do it ourselves.
Before long, a dress woven from pink muhly grass was on You Yeli's body.
"Alright, let's get started and try digging down." Su Diandian moved her neck and opened her mouth to summon the shovel, "Shovel."
There was no movement.
She tried calling out again, and the shovel, broken in two, reluctantly emerged.
As soon as the shovel saw Old Lu, it immediately bristled and slashed at Old Lu's head with its tip.
As he dodged, Old Lu hissed in disgust, "Hiss, why did you turn your grave-digging tools into weapons? What else can this thing do besides digging graves?"
Su Diandian chuckled dryly and explained, "It's not the same one."
"Then why does this thing keep poking me? What? Do I look like a dead person, and it's trying to bury me in a grave?" Old Lu was extremely angry.
"Guess why it's broken?" Su Diandian stood by, watching the spectacle with amusement.
"How should I know?" Old Lu jumped up in anger. "Why don't you do something about it!"
He used the broken shovel handle as a stick, rushed forward and started swinging it.
He used the shovel as a knife and chopped away with all his might.
Old Lu kicked the shovel handle down, sending it plunging vertically into the pink muhly grass.
But as soon as he looked up, the shovel smacked him hard on the forehead!
He dodged backward, but his foot slipped, and Old Master Lu ended up sitting back in a disheveled state.
His body froze, and he dared not move.
Just then, the shovel came crashing down.
Old Lu glared at Su Diandian and yelled, "Still watching the show? Tell this crazy thing to stop right now!"
Su Diandian forced back a laugh and said in a muffled voice, "Alright, alright, I'll take it right away. Please don't take offense, Elder Lu. My weapon is rather lively."
After saying that, she gestured at the shovel: "Come back!"
The shovel head shot up to her immediately, and he offered her the pink muhly grass in a flattering manner.
Strange, where's the shovel handle?
"Shovel handle? Come back!" Su Diandian shouted at the air.
Old Lu's face was purplish-blue. "Don't...don't shout anymore, I'm here."
He braced himself with his hands on the ground and silently stood up.
Su Diandian was stunned when she saw it.
Old Lu reached behind him and took the shovel handle down, letting out a long sigh of relief, "Luckily I'm strong, otherwise... well..."
Forehead……
Su Diandian's mind automatically started playing Jay Chou's famous song: "That thing is broken, wounds are everywhere..."
No wonder Old Master Lu suddenly sat frozen on the ground, unable to move. It turns out that's why.
Su Diandian looked embarrassed, unsure how to comfort Old Lu or how to face the shovel handle.
She could only laugh it off, "Old Lu, don't take it to heart by arguing with Yi Bingqi, let's get to work."
Old Lu snorted and muttered, clutching his injured area, "What kind of mess is this?"
The digging plan proceeded as scheduled.
Even after the shovel broke, it continued to work powerfully, quickly digging a beautiful, straight hole in the ground.
Su Diandian and the other two stood guard by the earthen cave, waiting for good news about the shovel.
The fact that the shovel kept throwing out soil meant that the ground had never been dug through.
Su Diandian felt an unbearable sense of time passing and grew increasingly anxious: "When will this digging finally stop?"
Old Lu frowned: "Don't rush, let's wait and see."
You Yeli leaned against Su Diandian, staring intently at the earthen cave. "Sister, it seems like there's a breeze at the cave entrance."
"Is there a breeze?" Su Diandian stretched out her hand and indeed felt a slight breeze.
His divine sense instantly activated, following the cave downwards, and finally, in a daze, he saw some light.
Just then, the shovel finally stopped throwing soil upwards.
Su Diandian was overjoyed: "Could it be that we've dug it up?"
The three hurriedly went to the cave entrance to check, but found it was pitch black below and they couldn't see anything.
But there were indeed occasional gusts of wind.
Su Diandian recounted the results of her divine sense probe.
Old Lu picked up a stone and threw it down, but there was no echo for a long time.
Su Diandian bit her lip: "Let's go down and take a look. Maybe this is the road to the outside world."
“If my sister says there’s a way, then there’s a way.” Youye Li was the first to jump in.
Su Diandian and Old Lu followed closely behind.
But as soon as Su Diandian jumped down, she immediately landed in a warm embrace.
You Yeli hugged her and asked gently, "Sister, can you stop being angry with me now?"
Angry? What are you angry about?
Su Diandian reacted for a few seconds, "Oh, if you're willing to let go, I won't be angry anymore."
"Then you should stay angry for now, sister." You Yeli's lips were only a hair's breadth away from her earlobe, and his warm breath easily entered her ear canal.
She could even feel his breathing become unusually heavy.
This is bad!
Sure enough, the next second Yu Yeli slowly said, "Hoo... Sister, I want to..."
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