"Don't even think about using death to escape from me again. Stop playing this trick."
Shen Changhen, his eyes bloodshot, bent down and pulled out the chopsticks stuck in front of her.
Su Diandian glared angrily, picked up a pair of fire tongs from a short distance away, and smashed them directly into his face.
It was just an act of venting her anger; she never thought she could actually hit the other person.
After all, Shen Changhen is a Nascent Soul stage expert, how could she, a mere shrimp, possibly harm him?
Surprisingly, Shen Changhen just stood there, letting her vent her anger.
"Hahaha..." Shen Changhen, who was being beaten, suddenly laughed and grabbed her wrist, stopping her from making the next move.
“Su Dian, it’s you, it’s definitely you.” Shen Changhen’s eyes gleamed with joy. “I only feel anything when you hit me.”
"Wh...what does it feel like?" Su Diandian had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, in the next instant, Shen Changhen lunged forward.
Without thinking, Su Diandian used her other hand to cover the lower half of her face.
The back of my hand became a shield.
Shen Changhen was not angry at being rejected; his eyes were filled with deep infatuation.
He pulled away from her lips, stared into her eyes, and asked, "Why? Why do you always refuse me?"
It is said that exchanging saliva between lovers will make their genes more and more similar.
Su Diandian had no desire to get her hands on that crazy old man's saliva.
But can such words be said to the eccentric man himself?
Obviously not.
She gave a fake laugh, then subtly pulled back a little while still holding the fire tongs.
Shen Changhen grabbed her chin, forcing her to look him in the eye.
"Su Dian, are you looking down on me?"
"No!" Su Diandian glanced to the side. "I just feel that this place isn't romantic enough."
Shen Changhen looked in the direction she was looking and saw nothing but pots and pans.
"What is romance?" he asked, puzzled, his eyes gleaming with the prelude to a violent outburst.
“For example, we should go on a date or something,” Su Diandian gestured. “A date is something like going shopping, admiring flowers, boating on a lake, or going on a spring outing together.”
Shen Changhen shifted his gaze to her, "You want to take the opportunity to escape."
As soon as he finished speaking, he gripped her neck tightly with both hands again.
Su Diandian didn't struggle anymore; she gave up and resigned herself to it.
It's really difficult to get along with a madman.
Shen Changhen looked at the calm and composed Su Diandian with a complicated expression.
"You'd rather die than escape from me? I will never allow it!"
He pulled her into his arms again and coaxed her softly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have treated you like that."
"Hehe..." Su Diandian laughed awkwardly.
Instead of wasting time arguing with a madman here, you might as well go find Shen Helin to figure out how to open the small world, or just escape to Poison Doctor Valley.
At this moment, Shen Changhen, having calmed down, took out a pill and handed it to Su Diandian.
"Poison?" Su Diandian's eyes held a hint of anticipation.
"A Spirit-Replenishing Pill to restore cultivation." Shen Changhen narrowed his eyes and looked at her intently. "Eat it."
Every pore on Su Diandian's body was rejecting it.
Last time she was struck by lightning, which prevented her from reaching the Foundation Establishment stage. This time, she absolutely cannot eat any spirit-replenishing pills.
If my cultivation level really keeps increasing, then there will be even less hope of going home.
"Food..." she tried to change the subject, "Let's eat, hahaha..."
Shen Changhen looked at her, moved his hand to the rice bowl, and silently crushed the Spirit-Replenishing Pill.
The powdered pills were evenly spread on the rice grains, looking similar to sesame salt.
"I'm sorry, I forgot you've never liked taking these pills, you find them too dry." Shen Changhen's words were tinged with affection.
Su Diandian sat at the table, took a deep breath, and then took out more than a dozen porcelain bottles from her storage bag.
The clinking sound of the small bottles made Shen Changhen's expression darken slightly. "What are you trying to do?"
His tone, which he had finally managed to regain, was now tinged with rage again.
While sprinkling the medicine powder into the rice, Su Diandian explained with a laugh, "Isn't this to take tonics? If you're going to take tonics, you have to take them all, so I'll add all of them, A, B, C, D, E, F, and G."
Upon hearing this, Shen Changhen's eyes showed doting affection again, and he reached out and picked up a porcelain bottle, saying, "I will help you."
Help me my ass!
If you discover that it's all highly poisonous, that would be terrible!
"I can do it myself."
Su Diandian snatched the bottle, uncorked it, and poured all the poison into the rice.
To be honest, it's no wonder she paid a high price for this poison; it smells wonderful.
No matter how potent the Spirit-Replenishing Pill is, its medicinal properties will definitely change after being mixed with this hodgepodge.
Before Shen Changhen could say anything more, Su Diandian picked up her rice bowl and began stuffing it into her mouth.
I didn't realize anything was wrong when I first put the food in my mouth.
It took a few more bites before I could taste the flavor.
The seasoning was added too much, making it taste terrible.
I want to vomit.
Once the idea took hold, it couldn't be suppressed.
Su Diandian immediately turned her head to the side, bent over, and started vomiting violently. After only a few vomits, black bubbles began to come out of her mouth.
The intense poisoning reaction made her burst into laughter.
She had previously tried mixing dozens of highly toxic substances together and taking them, but it was all ineffective.
Unexpectedly, adding the Spirit-Replenishing Pill had a miraculous effect.
This is truly a case of searching high and low without finding it.
Shen Changhen immediately picked up a few grains of spirit rice and sniffed them lightly. The impact of the mixture of more than a dozen poisons was simply too great.
His face immediately darkened, and he reached out and grabbed Su Diandian by the back of her neck.
This woman, as expected, did not give up on escaping through death.
His eyes were bloodshot, and his shoulders were trembling slightly: "Don't try to escape, don't try to escape!"
Su Diandian didn't struggle. "You brain-dead bastard, I'm too lazy to play along with your coercion anymore. Goodbye, I'm going home."
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