Chapter 118 Pasta Must Be Mixed with No. 42 Concrete
In order to record this damn video of the toilet plunger review, Yan Guang racked his brains and even conducted a real test in the toilet.
But no matter how much time he tried to make up, after about thirteen minutes, he couldn't go on.
Just for this product review, my entire video account was suspended for more than 20 days. It is hard not to understand that this was a deliberate harassment from my leader.
Sure enough, just as I guessed, this 9,600 yuan salary is not easy to earn.
If the video is not released, not only will the amount of money that will be deducted from the salary, but there will also be a big question mark as to whether I can keep my job next month.
For this reason, Yan Guang didn't even do his "main" job as a spy.
"No, the boss of the company has personally urged me to post the video. If I delay any further, there will be no good consequences."
"Even if the water is hard, I have to get this video out within this week..."
Thinking about this, Yan Guang turned on the video recording and continued filming, continuing with the previous content.
Yan Guang held the toilet plunger in his hand, his face calm, and began to introduce it in a serious manner.
"…The above are the basic functions of this toilet plunger. I believe everyone has a comprehensive understanding of it. But why do I want to review this product that looks similar to other toilet plungers?"
After saying this, Yan Guang took a deep breath and began to speak seriously: "Although some people think that pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because of the length of the screw, it will easily affect the torque of the excavator, you know? When you smash it in, it will instantly produce a large amount of high-energy protein, commonly known as UFO, which will seriously affect economic development and even cause certain nuclear pollution to the entire Pacific Ocean and chargers. Besides, according to the Pythagorean theorem, you can easily infer that artificially bred Constantine can capture wild trigonometric functions, so this... well, no matter whether the section of Qin Shihuang is radioactive or whether Planck's nth power contains sediment, it will not affect the reunion of Walmart and Weircon in Antarctica."
After finishing this sentence in one long breath, Yan Guang took another deep breath, his expression still serious.
"However, I don't agree with this view. I think you should add 95-grade gasoline when eating pizza, and add it to the bottom third of the test tube. This is done so that the Lagrange point can find its own Tropic of Cancer in Einstein's mass-energy equation..."
Yan Guang just started to talk nonsense with great excitement, just like a patient who just climbed over the wall.
There was really nothing to say, and Yan Guang, who was forced into a desperate situation, came up with this trick - after a boring 13-minute introduction to the toilet plunger, he just spent the last seven minutes talking nonsense like crazy.
Then in the last 30 seconds of the video, it returns to normal content.
In his opinion, it was absolutely impossible for anyone to survive a 13-minute introduction to a toilet plunger, including his own leader.
They just wanted to check the video, and probably couldn't watch it anymore after watching it for a few minutes.
Even if there really is a very picky leader who would watch the latter part after watching the previous content, he would restore the video content to normal in the last 30 seconds. As long as nothing unexpected happens, no one would be able to notice his little trick of adding water in the middle.
"As long as the leader doesn't notice my little trick..."
"At least he can't deduct my salary for not making the video according to his requirements."
As for videos like this, you can imagine how dismal the number of views would be.
"Anyway, I made this video based on the boss's request. Even if the number of views is low, they can't fire me directly. The most they can do is deduct my salary."
Yan Guang comforted himself in his heart, put away the video equipment, and took out his mobile phone.
After spending so many days in the company, I should finally be able to do some spy work.
To be honest, Yan Guang has had a very good impression of Kuiguang Company over the past few days. Whether it is the various benefits or the working atmosphere and environment, it makes people reluctant to leave.
At least it was much better than any company he had ever worked for.
It would feel pretty good if I could be a normal employee in this company.
pity……
With my level of skill, I’m afraid I’ll be fired next month—the maximum income from the creative incentive for this toilet plunger review video will not exceed fifty yuan.
Yan Guang made just this one video this month.
According to the contract, only 20% of the 50 yuan belongs to the company.
The company only gets ten dollars, but it has to pay its employees 9,600 dollars in salary. As long as the leader is sane, he will definitely not fail to send a letter of dismissal to that employee.
It is certain that I will be fired next month.
Taking some photos, exposing the dirty laundry of Kuiguang Company, and earning a salary of 3,000 yuan are the only things he can do now.
Apart from helping Yuefu with the dirty and tiring work, it seems that I have no other value.
The only problem now is that it is really hard to find any negative information about Kuiguang Company - several leaders are basically elusive and rarely give speeches. Even when they speak, they are mostly urging employees to get off work quickly.
Needless to say, the working environment is so bad that you can't find a single black spot even with a lantern.
I thought it could be used as an employee code of conduct for black spots, but when I looked at it, well... if I took photos and posted them online, I would definitely be accused of being hired by Kuiguang Company.
Not to mention the labor contract, with a contract like this with a high base salary and high commission, even Yan Guang himself felt a little sorry for the company, not to mention the onlookers on the Internet.
"Then let's try our luck in the kitchen of the staff cafeteria..."
Although the meals for the employees look very luxurious, it is normal for things like the kitchen to be unclean.
Many large chain restaurants with good reputations, large company canteens and even school canteens have been exposed for hygiene problems in their kitchens, and Kuiguang Company may not be an exception.
If there is no problem even in the kitchen of the staff cafeteria, then we have to think of other ways.
Putting down the toilet plunger and debugging his camera app, Yan Guang suppressed his panic and quietly left the bathroom.
After looking around and finding that the leaders and other employees were working at their workstations, Yan Guang tiptoed to the staff cafeteria.
The cleaning lady was taking a break, two chefs were having massages in the massage room, and the 75-year-old security guard didn't pay any attention to this place...
What a great opportunity! Yan Guang had secretly figured out the layout of the cafeteria a few days ago, and now he was very familiar with the place. He raised his phone, turned on the video function, and walked towards the back kitchen of the employee cafeteria while recording.
He pushed open the heavy metal door and was stunned by the scene before him.
The kitchen is spotless, all the pots and pans are neatly arranged without any grease or dirt. The kitchen utensils are all made of high-grade stainless steel and sparkle.
Inside the glass freezer, all kinds of fresh ingredients are sorted by type and color, without any odor or spoilage. Various food safety and hygiene management certificates and logos are hung on the wall, and there is a large screen showing the temperature and humidity of the kitchen.
Yan Guang felt like he had walked into the kitchen of a five-star hotel rather than an ordinary company cafeteria.
He could never have imagined that even the kitchen of Kuiguang Company was so perfect, it was simply speechless.
He took out his mobile phone and tried to find some dark spots to photograph, but he found that all he photographed were the advantages of Kuiguang Company.
“This…how is this possible?”
Yan Guang felt panic in his heart, he knew he had failed again this time.
He quickly put away his phone and prepared to leave the kitchen.
In fact, in his heart, he had already developed a genuine resistance to the task of discrediting the Kuiguang Company.
Why should such a company be slandered and abused online? And it was slandered by a company like Yuefu.
Just then, he heard a crisp "click".
There was a sound of brisk footsteps behind me.
Yan Guang felt his whole body tremble, and his heartbeat suddenly quickened.
Someone came in at this time, what should I do? !
I must have been discovered taking photos. What excuse should I use to explain my motives? Will others believe my excuse? "Um, new colleague? Are you taking photos of the cafeteria too? What a coincidence." Ruan Min'er's voice came from behind, "Have you finished taking photos? I want to take some too."
"Ah? Ah?" Just when Yan Guang thought he was caught red-handed, he saw Ruan Min'er coming up from the side, holding a cell phone in her hand, taking a few photos of the kitchen.
What is going on? !
Yan Guang was confused.
In the short twenty days since he entered Kui Guang as a spy, his understanding of the world has been constantly refreshed.
Ruan Miner took a few photos and posted them on WeChat. Then she sent a voice message to her phone: "Dad, did you see this? This is the kitchen in the company cafeteria. I told you that the job I'm looking for is very reliable, but why don't you believe me?"
"Our boss recently gave me a very important project. I don't want to go back and do business with you!"
"Don't worry! I'm an adult!"
After sending three voice messages in succession, Ruan Min'er turned around and gave Yan Guang an apologetic smile, then walked into the warehouse where snacks were stored and took a bag of potato chips.
As if she was afraid that Yan Guang might misunderstand her, Ruan Min'er also explained: "Sister Wen asked me to bring this to her, not because I want to eat it!"
"If you want to eat, you can take it yourself. These are all allowed by Mr. Yang."
After saying that, Ruan Miner, who had been running around during work hours and had even brought a bag of potato chips with her, walked out of the kitchen... walked out...
Yan Guang looked at the video on his phone that had not yet stopped recording, and for the first time he suddenly felt that he was a piece of shit.
Slandering a company that refuses its employees to work overtime, and attacking a company that has such good welfare benefits and always considers its employees.
These enthusiastic and kind-hearted employees were all caught in the storm of public opinion...
Just because, three thousand a month, such a cheap reason?
(Today's 10,000-word update is presented~)
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