Chapter 417 Everyone laughed
When Yang Ruoqian saw the winner, he was also stunned.
Because there was really no shady deal in this lottery, it was a real, completely fair re-draw.
The company now has many projects and a lot of business to be developed. It is easy to find excuses to exile Shao Yiqi at any time without having to resort to a lottery.
After Shao Yiqi's private messages were flooding in, Yang Ruoqian sent him an emoji of burning incense and said, "There is absolutely no conspiracy this time. You can only blame yourself for your bad luck... Lucky you."
Shao Yiqi: "Sure enough, you really know that I don't want this prize! You did it on purpose! Yang Ruoqian, you are so cruel!"
Obviously, if he doesn't make up for this lottery, he won't be on the exile list! "Subordinates can't kiss their superiors! Just take the prize if it's given to you. That's it. My phone is out of juice. Let's talk next time."
After typing this line, Yang Ruoqian set WeChat to not send message notifications, and waited for Chang Zhiqing to park the car before returning home.
Unlike many banquets where nonsense lasts until 9 or even 10 o'clock in the evening, Yang Ruoqian fully considered the feelings of his employees and himself, and declared the annual meeting a successful conclusion before 8 o'clock.
It’s not too early now, but it’s still some time before going to bed.
"Why don't you watch my abstract variety show..." Yang Ruoqian stretched, "I haven't had time to watch a few episodes."
Yang Ruoqian took out a fully charged tablet not far away, skillfully connected the tablet and the TV monitor together, and started watching the episode he had never watched before.
After the gunfight, it was the normal round. Contrary to most people's expectations, Kang Yuanqing, who had shined in the skit but suffered a disastrous defeat in the gunfight, once again won first place with his performance.
Kong Feifei, who gained a lot of advantages by relying on gun battles, also smoothly transitioned to the second abstract stage.
Then he lived up to everyone's expectations and won the first place again.
Kang Yuanqing also lived up to expectations and once again hovered on the edge of elimination, and only managed to get through thanks to his good result of first place in the previous round.
At present, it is the third normal session.
On the screen, chief planner Qin Xin stood on the big stage and summarized the previous stages to the group of trainees, which already had more than a dozen people missing, and then began to introduce the content of this competition.
"In this round, we will return to the stage of testing everyone's acting skills."
"But all trainees please listen carefully. This round is different from the first round where you designed your own skits and played your own roles. The test in this round is about your ability to adapt to unexpected situations."
"Since it is an unexpected situation, then the accident must be created by you all."
"In this round of competition, all contestants will be asked to say keywords. For the simplest example, the guest will ask you to name your favorite electronic product, and what you say will become the content and will be randomly filled into the script you are going to perform next."
"There will be a lot of funny moments and a lot of weird logic... and the trainees only have to do one thing, which is to maintain their facial expressions and their acting skills in this unexpected situation."
"Whoever can maintain it the best and is least affected by external factors will get a higher score!"
At this moment, both the trainees in the audience and the audience in front of the screen, including Yang Ruoqian, had similar expressions on their faces.
Can you play it like this? The production team is really creative...
The barrage of comments was also scrolling and refreshing frantically. It was obvious that everyone was very interested in this normal process that had gradually begun to take on an abstract color.
Although the playback volume of "The Producer" is extremely high, there is still a gap between highs. From the playback data, we can see that people's attention to abstract environments is obviously higher, and the playback data is about 5%-10% higher than normal links.
But this time, although it is a normal segment, the playback data is no worse than the abstract segment, and it even has the momentum to surpass the past.
Qin Xin paused for a moment and continued to introduce the rules of the variety show: "All guests will be divided into two groups according to their performance in the previous round. They will play against each other with their lines filled with keywords. While playing against each other, they will also compete. The winner will enter the winner group and the loser will enter the loser group, waiting for the next competition."
"Since most of our teachers from the first round are currently preparing for the filming of "The Boys 2", the mentor lineup for this round will be changed."
"Well then, trainees, please get ready..."
“…”
Soon, the trainees drew their opponents while looking at each other in confusion.
Opponents were drawn based on their performance, and Kong Feifei and Kang Yuanqing were naturally drawn together.
The two were invited to the stage. Qin Xin handed Kang Yuanqing a piece of paper and pen and said, "There are some questions on it. You are responsible for asking and recording, and Kong Feifei is responsible for answering. Please note that Kong Feifei's answers will be filled in your next script, so please be mentally prepared!"
After nodding blankly, Kang Yuanqing glanced at the questions on the paper.
After a quick glance, the tension in his heart eased a little.
Fortunately, these are all normal problems.
"Please state a male name."
Kong Feifei was stunned for a moment, then blurted out, "Tyson."
There was laughter from the audience.
Kang Yuanqing suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, but he quickly suppressed the feeling and continued to ask: "Tell me a sentence that you would say when you are emotionally excited."
Kong Feifei thought for a few seconds and said cautiously, "Oh my god."
In fact, normally she would just use the word "wow", but considering that this was a variety show and that there might be a performance next, she didn't dare to be negligent, so she thought of a more conservative statement.
"Give me a number."
"Uh, 5607."
“Name an item you might see in a store.”
Kong Feifei thought about it and remained conservative: "Watermelon."
"Body parts."
Kong Feifei, who refused to stir up trouble, gave a very normal answer: "My belly."
“Tell me about a holiday.”
"Spring Festival."
"Tell me about a film or TV show that left a deep impression on you."
Knowing that she was in Kuiguang Group, Kong Feifei did not dare to mention their work. After thinking for a while, she gave the answer: "Black Cat Sheriff."
"Say an action."
"Actions...then let's dance. This is more in line with the theme of the variety show."
"Distance, like meters, centimeters, etc."
Kong Feifei: "One millimeter."
"area?"
"I'm currently listening to a new song by Mr. Long Feng Chuan Qi, called Above the Moon."
“…”
After asking all the questions, Qin Xin took back the piece of paper that was already filled with words, took a look at it, and a strange smile appeared on his face: "Very good, then please ask the two actors to come to the scene and prepare to sit down. You will get the script, and we will use the teleprompter to play out the lines you are going to say."
Soon, the two were invited into a room that had been prepared long ago.
This is a dark and damp interrogation room, with walls covered in cold cement, which makes people feel extremely heavy and oppressive. In the center of the room is a hard wooden table, and in front of the table is a silver-gray paper recording device full of tension.
Seeing this scene, everyone had the corresponding picture in their mind.
This time, the script should be a plot about interrogating a criminal...
The two trainees, who had changed into costumes, sat down in their seats. Kong Feifei wore a hooded coat, while Kang Yuanqing was in charge of the interrogation.
Kang Yuanqing hurried into the interrogation room, knocked on the table hard, and said sternly: "I am Detective Kang Yuanqing, tell me your name now!"
Kong Feifei took off her hood, revealing her charming face, and said gloomily, "Tyson."
But judging from her slightly twitching facial muscles, she was obviously having a hard time holding back.
Kang Yuanqing forced down the corners of his lips, sat on the chair, and continued: "We arrested you because you committed robbery!"
Kong Feifei's eyes flashed with a look of wanting to go back in time and slap herself twice, but she still tried her best to express her shock with her best acting skills: "Oh my god!"
"That's right." Kang Yuanqing took over the topic, "We found out that you stole 5,607 watermelons from Xiaotuan Fruit Store. The crime scene was full of your belly marks. Do you have anything to explain? Where were you on the night of the crime, on the Spring Festival?!"
As he said this, he felt that the corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than the rifles during the gunfight not long ago, but at least he didn't laugh out loud.
Kong Feifei stared at Kang Yuanqing in silence for at least three or four seconds. It was not difficult to tell from her heaving chest that she could no longer bear it.
Finally, the girl couldn't help laughing out loud. On one hand, she was extremely sad to restrain her laughter, and on the other hand, she had to laugh while reciting the lines: "I'm at home, haha, watching "Black Cat Sheriff"!"
Laughter is contagious. Although Kang Yuanqing didn't laugh out loud, the corners of his mouth were already curling up crazily. He tried his best to keep his tone serious and refuted: "Nonsense! Then why did the surveillance camera capture you dancing one millimeter away from the crime scene?"
"I've had enough of your lies. Now tell me honestly, who are you and where are you from?"
As he said this, he finally couldn't help but lowered his head and laughed secretly twice.
"I come from the moon." After saying that, Kong Feifei finally couldn't help laughing and fell backwards, "Hahahahaha..."
“…”
The competition between the two finally came to an end after a nonsensical, abstract and hilarious confrontation.
As they left the room, the two couldn't help laughing.
Not only the actors, not only the other trainees watching the show in the audience, not only the barrage of comments watching the fun, but even the guests on the judges' panel were all laughing so hard that they were falling down.
"Fuck! Hahahahaha!"
"Fuck Tyson, you stole more than 5,000 watermelons, and there's a belly mark, are you trying to make me die of laughter here?"
"Sister Kong, are you regretting why you said those things now?"
"Hahahaha! Dancing one millimeter away from the crime scene, hahahahaha!"
"Give me a smile."
“They both burst out laughing, hahahaha!”
"This is too abstract. Why is this normal part funnier than the abstract part? Hahahaha!"
“…”
Amidst laughter and joy, the judges gave their scores.
Naturally, Kang Yuanqing won and Kong Feifei suffered a miserable defeat.
Although both of them laughed, it was obvious that Kong Feifei's acting skills were worse and she laughed more loudly.
Feng Luo took two deep breaths, used this action to cover up his smile, and said: "To be honest, both of you laugh very hard, and you don't perform well when facing emergencies and unexpected situations... But considering that the script filled with your lines is really too outrageous, I won't say anything more serious."
"Kong Feifei, please summarize your experience of failure yourself."
Kong Feifei covered her belly which hurt from laughing and slowly took over the microphone: "I...I am not as skilled as others, I admit it sincerely! But please believe me, failure once or twice will not knock me down. As long as I am not eliminated, I will definitely improve!"
After saying that, she covered her face and left the stage, hiding among the crowd of trainees below the stage.
Chang Zhiqing had missed the first two episodes because she was taking a shower, but she covered her mouth and laughed when she saw this: "When other variety shows fail and fall into the loser group, they have to play some sad music and everyone has to act like they are in a bad mood. Why does it feel like everyone is laughing here?"
"Who cares? As long as it's interesting..."
Yang Ruoqian did not participate in the design of this variety show, but he was very satisfied with the content. He watched the show until the end, and saw that almost all the trainees were tortured by the abstract lines and didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he turned off the Pad with satisfaction.
After watching three episodes of the variety show in one go, it was time to go to bed.
…
The next day, Yang Ruoqian came to the office.
Since we held our annual meeting yesterday, which was basically a holiday, there are some documents that have accumulated and have not been processed.
"The quarterly settlement will be in two days. The balance between income and expenditure this quarter is a bit confusing... Well, I hope I can make a small loss. I'm doing such a big thing."
"The overseas IP development work is still in the early preparation stage. It's a bit unrealistic to expect them to ask me for money now. What a pity... If they can ask for some money, I will definitely be able to rest easy this quarter."
I scanned the messages on my phone, and apart from Shao Yiqi's screams, there was nothing else to be dealt with.
“There should be no unexpected circumstances this quarter.”
As soon as he finished speaking, a message suddenly popped up on Mr. Yang's phone.
“Second consecutive championship! YTG fought hard for five games, narrowly defeated a strong opponent, and successfully defended the championship!!! Congratulations to YTG!”
As Yang Ruoqian's eyes flashed with shock, Ruan Min'er also sent a message: "Boss! Did you see the result of the game? We won! I told you that the last round was very close, we almost lost!"
After a brief brain short circuit, Yang Ruoqian did not send a congratulatory message. He immediately opened the chat box with Qi Mu and issued an order at the fastest speed in his life: "Qi Mu, tell the winning team not to rush back. Arrange a luxury tour for them immediately!"
"The prize money for the competition will be deposited into the company account according to the contract. Please pay attention to this amount. Once it arrives, immediately use the reason of extra reward to equally transfer it to the salary accounts of the club members!"
"It's very important. There must be no mistakes!"
(End of this chapter)
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