After a while, Chu Zhishui came out of the restaurant. Her face was still hot, especially after getting in the car and seeing Xin Yunmao with an innocent look on his face, she was so full of complaints that she couldn't pour them out.
If he was an ordinary person, she would doubt his motives. On the one hand, he said that he couldn't respond to human emotions, and on the other hand, he always did such little tricks. What else could he be but a green tea?
But he is a bamboo demon with an empty head, and human common sense cannot be used to infer.
No, even if he is a demon, he looks like a green tea.
Chu Zhishui observed him silently. On the one hand, she felt that his behavior was really outrageous, and even seemed to be deliberately pushing and pulling. On the other hand, she felt that he didn't have so many routines. Maybe it was just a pure and flawless friendship. It was she, a human being, who had a dark heart and judged others by her own mean heart.
Inside the car, Xin Yunmao was sitting in the passenger seat, but he didn't feel the car start. He turned his head and found that she was staring at him closely, not knowing what she was looking at, and asked suspiciously: "Why? What are you looking at?"
Chu Zhishui chuckled: "Oh, nothing, just looking at you."
See what on earth you are thinking about with your empty head.
"..."
Xin Yunmao's eyebrows trembled slightly, his Adam's apple moved up and down, he looked at her deeply, and finally said nothing. He restrainedly looked away, as if looking out the window, facing her with a jade-like neck, but inadvertently exposing his peach-colored earlobes, which were even more obvious because of his fair skin.
You are blushing like a bubble teapot!
The more you look at her, the more she looks like a green tea demon pretending to be innocent!
Chu Zhishui was even more annoyed, and said stiffly: "Let me make it clear that I am not curious. If you really don't want to say it, it's okay, but why did you keep saying that you can't respond to human emotions?"
Although he no longer has frequent attacks now, when I first met him, he often acted pure and innocent, and would rather die than surrender.
Xin Yunmao heard the question and turned around to look at her, as if thinking.
Chu Zhishui suddenly thought of something and quickly added: "If you want to give some narcissistic answers that deserve a beating, you don't have to open your mouth now. Just pretend that I didn't ask."
She had just finished her meal and didn't want to fight.
"It's not just human emotions." Xin Yunmao pondered for a moment, and answered seriously for the first time, "Neither humans nor monsters are allowed."
Chu Zhishui was stunned: "Why?"
He confessed: "If you respond to this kind of emotion, it will cause trouble."
The car became quiet, and both parties stopped talking.
Chu Zhishui tilted her head and thought for a long time. She took a deep breath, started the car, and said with emotion: "Okay, let's go back."
Xin Yunmao: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"
"I just always feel that there is a fragrance on you." Chu Zhishui said, "So I want to confirm it."
"What fragrance?"
"Tea fragrance."
"?"
Xin Yunmao avoided her, sniffed secretly, and did not find any unusual fragrance. Of course, he didn't think he had any smell on his body. He showed a puzzled expression and checked over and over again. His cleanliness problem came out again.
Chu Zhishui is too lazy to think about his behavior now. She suspects that he wants to pull her to the same IQ level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat her. This matter cannot be pondered in detail. Just let it go and let it go, and don't get entangled in messy interactions.
As long as it is not stated explicitly, it does not exist.
There is no ambiguity or throbbing, it is all pure revolutionary friendship. Thinking of anything else seems vulgar and will taint the god who is spotless and pure as ice and jade.
Chu Zhishui prepared herself mentally and restored her straight girl's face. At one point, she thought it would be better to transform friendship into maternal love.
In the Observation Bureau, Miao Lu recently reported to the Economic Development Division on time and was forced to accept the proposal to use live streaming to sell goods to repay debts.
In fact, the black cat chief frequently tried to refuse on the grounds of official duties, but after receiving repeated smiling education, he had to lower his cat head listlessly. After all, Xin Yunmao would only mock him for being a freeloader, but Chu Zhishui might really ask the canteen to arrange free meals (cat food).
There are not many live broadcasts per week, a total of two times, each lasting one hour. Now that the official online store of Guanju is open, customers can watch the live broadcast replay on it, and it has become easy to purchase various products.
Of course, there are very few things in the official online store, currently there are only flavored ginger candies and scalp nourishing cream.
Miao Lu broadcast live several times in a row, usually he was wagging his tail in front, and Chen Zhuhui explained outside the camera and introduced the two products in the store.
The words that Chen Zhuhui often says are "Ginger candy is for people to eat, nourishing cream is for people to use, cats are not good with ginger" and "Director Miao, please take a look at the camera", which promotes the normal transition of the live broadcast.
There were not many viewers at the beginning of the live broadcast, basically they were customers who repurchased ginger candy, and some fans of Fu Chengzhuo.
[To be honest, I clicked in and thought it was selling pet supplies. ]
[I bought it home and found out that the nourishing cream is for people! Not for cats! ]
[The house is full of fur, and it is also nourishing for cats. Isn’t this inappropriate? ]
There are very few comments in the live broadcast room, which makes Chen Zhuhui, who is responsible for this work, quite distressed. She sighed and said helplessly: "The live broadcast data is not very good, it's still the same as before."
"It's normal. We don't have many products, the live broadcast time is short, and there is no promotion. This data is good enough." Chu Zhishui comforted.
Chen Zhuhui watched other live broadcast rooms and said dejectedly: "But there are so many people in these live broadcast rooms, and the things they sell have nothing to do with cats or dogs. As long as small animals appear, the barrage will be particularly active."
Chen Zhuhui has not graduated yet and entered the society. Coming to the Observation Bureau is her first internship. In addition, she had good grades in school and was very motivated. Of course, she had the ambition to do something. The little girl did not have the consciousness of slacking off or being sloppy. She seriously went online to learn typesetting, striving to make the page perfect.
But life is so helpless. Learning can achieve a reward for every effort, but working is full of variables, and perhaps the input and reward are not equal.
Chu Zhishui advised her twice, but Chen Zhuhui was serious about her work and always wanted to change the status quo.
In comparison, Director Miao is indeed a veteran in the workplace. He comes and goes on time, so why does he care about the amount of data? Cats are careless, so they never worry.
Every time Black Cat comes to the office to live broadcast, Jin Yu will find an excuse to slip out, leaving only two people and two monsters in the room.
Xin Yunmao watched the live broadcast many times, and when he learned that the work results were average, he showed an expression that he had expected it. He moved closer to Chu Zhishui and looked at the other live broadcasts that were being switched on the screen of her mobile phone. The puppies on them were bowing enthusiastically, and some were kittens chasing their tails. In short, they were all cute and adorable.
The live broadcast rooms were full of praise, with many people praising cats and dogs for being cute.
But the black cat is already a big cat, and doesn't like to act stupid and clingy, so the effect doesn't seem that good.
"You've been a human for so many years, but you're not as popular as an immature cat." Xin Yunmao glanced at Miao Lu with a meaningful look, and said decisively, "You can't."
He had long seen through this cat's inability to do anything. Occasionally, it would be artificially clingy, but it was still far behind its peers. It was just that there were no other cats in the game.
"What does this have to do with transformation?" Miao Lu had just finished a live broadcast. He changed from a cat back to a human and breathed out unhappily, "Do you think the bamboo tube rice made with you will be more fragrant?"
Black Cat Sheriff did not accept professional criticism. He felt that fooling humans for an hour was already the limit of his patience.
Xin Yunmao pointed at Chu Zhishui and said expressionlessly: "That must be more fragrant. If you don't believe me, ask her."
Miao Chu: "???"
Facing Miao Chu's shocked expression, Chu Zhishui immediately shook off the relationship and argued: "Don't ask me, I haven't cooked with you!"
Xin Yunmao hesitated: "But haven't you eaten..."
Chu Zhishui directly stuffed a ginger candy into his mouth to interrupt the other party's nonsense. She warned with a serious face: "Shut up."
Xin Yunmao looked quite unconvinced, but after being fed a ginger candy and stealing a glance at her expression, he honestly shut up and ate the candy quietly.
Miao Lu said lazily, "I'm just too lazy to catch these people."
"If you have poor ability, you can just say it directly, don't use laziness as an excuse." After Xin Yunmao finished eating the ginger candy, he started to confront the black cat again, saying some sarcastic words to stimulate the other party.
"You don't understand, it's fun to tease people occasionally, but it's annoying to tease people every day." Miao Lu said dissatisfiedly, "I don't want to pretend to be stupid to please them, they should chase me and follow my mood, this is the nature of cats."
Chen Zhuhui showed a complicated expression, always feeling that something was wrong.
Chu Zhishui covered the other person's ears and said softly, "Scumbag cat talk, children should not listen."
Miao Lu's eyes turned, revealing an inexplicable cunning, and suggested, "How about this, live broadcast again in two days, I will try to improve the effect, but I have a condition."
Chu Zhishui: "What condition?"
"If things go well, I ask to reduce the amount of live broadcasts to once a week, one hour each time." Miao Lu bargained. "
Okay." Chu Zhishui nodded happily, "As long as the effect is in place, once or twice doesn't matter."
"It's a deal, meow."
Within two days, Miao Lu came to the Economic Development Department again and participated in the live broadcast on time.
"It will definitely work this time." Miao Lu said happily, and he found a corner to change back to his original form, a soft cat body with black and white claws, and a pair of light golden cat eyes shining.
Chen Zhuhui set up the machine. She looked at the black cat carefully. Something strange was going on in her heart. She couldn't help but look at it again and again. She hesitated and said, "Director Miao seems to be in good condition today."
Chu Zhishui didn't pay attention to this at first. When she heard this, she looked over and saw the black cat's shiny fur in the sunlight.
The black cat's paws were as white as snow, but its body was as dark as ink. When it stood up, its body was smooth and it looked majestic. It lay lazily on the table, licking its paws carelessly, its furry tail still swinging in the air, occasionally bending and hooking the corner of the table, looking agile and free.
The cat's ears occasionally trembled, and the golden cat's pupils sparkled.
I always feel that it is a beautiful big cat today.
Chu Zhishui kept staring at the black cat, always feeling that this scene was familiar, but he couldn't remember the last time he felt this way.
"So cunning." Xin Yunmao noticed Miao Lu's trick, he crossed his arms and couldn't help but sigh, "You are lazy again."
"Meow——" The black cat seemed to be very disdainful of his words.
Xin Yunmao looked to the side and found that Chu Zhishui was staring at the black cat. He frowned slightly, stretched out his finger to touch her forehead, and said sourly: "Is it that beautiful?"
The spirit platform was clear.
The strange attraction disappeared.
Chu Zhishui came back to her senses. She looked at Black Cat Sheriff again without the beauty filter and explained, "No, I feel a little familiar."
She seemed to have felt the same atmosphere before, but not with Miao. She just couldn't remember it.
Xin Yunmao didn't listen. Instead, he got angry and blamed Miao Lu: "A thief who hooks up everywhere."
Today's live broadcast effect has improved. Black Cat has reached a new sales volume, but the overall data is still not high.
Before Miao Lu left, Chu Zhishui said with regret: "It seems that Director Miao will have to do it twice a week."
"Don't worry." Miao Lu said leisurely, "If it still doesn't work this time, it's not because of my incompetence, but because of Director Hu's incompetence. The responsibility must be borne by the director."
Chu Zhishui: "?"
After Chen Zhuhui finishes the live broadcast every day, she will also edit some video clips and put them on the official blog or public account.
Chu Zhishui is responsible for the overall business control, Jin Yu is responsible for paperwork and other work, and Chen Zhuhui specializes in publicity. Although these new platforms are all deserted, Chen Zhuhui still takes time to operate them.
The rise of the Internet age has made information extremely rich, and no one ever knows what the next popular video will be.
On a short video website, a cat collection video went viral, especially a beautiful black cat that caught people's attention.
In the video, countless touching moments of cats were edited together, but the idle and casual black cat was undoubtedly the most stunning, making it impossible for everyone to ignore it.
It lay lazily on the table, bathing in the soft sunshine, with its hair clearly visible, and indescribably noble. Even if it didn't deliberately flirt, the bright golden cat eyes still showed endless charm when it raised them.
[After being single for a long time, every cat looks handsome.]
[Little kitty, hehehe, give your aunt a kiss.]
[Damn, why does it look so handsome! ]
[Wow wow wow it's so handsome, I'm actually attracted by a cat's handsomeness, a cynical nobleman style. ]
[Has my disappointment in men forced me to have an affair with a male cat? No way. ]
[It has white gloves! It's the black cat sheriff! ]
[So it's the sheriff, so it has handcuffs and guns, forced restraints and ties, hiss, hiss, he can't stand it anymore. ]
[My period has come, thank you cat. ]
[Which pet blogger is this from? I want to go online to look for a handsome cat!]
[No search.]
[I think I've seen it before, it's not from a pet blogger, it's a candy online store.]
[Fu Chengzhuo, I'm sorry, I didn't climb the wall with a male star, I climbed the wall with a cat.]
[Zhuozhuo, don't worry! I'm just going to find a cat to do my hair tonight!]
The video comment area was full of excitement, and countless people posted cat-finding tips, wanting to know where the original video of the black cat is.
However, Guanju did not have an account on the short video a, and it was only after enthusiastic netizens followed the clues and searched for a while that they found the simple shop with only two products. There aren't many items, but the sales volume is OK. It has the simplicity of a small business, and it doesn't seem to have the strength for marketing and advertising.
Black Cat only broadcasts twice a week, and each broadcast lasts only an hour. He doesn't look like a professional.
Fortunately, Chen Zhuhui carefully recorded the live broadcasts and put the past videos together on the official blog and public account so that the influx of netizens can make up for it.
[It turns out that he is a poor cat man. Unfortunately, his family fell into poverty and he can only live broadcast to sell goods. ]
[I'll buy candy! Buy it cat strips! ]
[Why change the live broadcast to one this week? Let it out more often? ]
[The cat is so well-behaved and sensible. It helps the family sell goods. Mumu. "Oh my god, oh my god, there are so many new comments. "
Chen Zhuhui kept scrolling on her phone, happily saying, "Even the sales of the nourishing cream in the store have increased, and now there are four or five thousand."
The flavored ginger candy was initially popular because of "the same style as Fu Chengzhuo", but the sales of the scalp nourishing cream in the same store have always been mediocre, and the peak data during the live broadcast was 847. There is no way to do this, there is still a gap in the popularity of cats and male stars.
However, Miao Lu has been stationed in the bureau for a long time, so it is easy to use him for publicity, and the operation will gradually become more stable. Fu Chengzhuo's sales in the first week of bringing goods exploded, and the subsequent data will gradually weaken. Now using the black cat to consolidate the customer base can also be regarded as slowing down the disappearance of traffic.
Miao Lu has not yet reached the status of a male star, but he has already developed the airs of a male star and decisively asked to reduce the live broadcast to once a week.
Chu Zhishui looked at the netizens' praise for Black Cat and sighed in her heart. Humans are still naive and easy to be deceived.
Netizens always think that Black Cat is handsome, well-behaved and sensible. Who knows that this is a greedy and destructive cat. In fact, all he thinks about every day is how to perfunctory humans.
Don't chase cats, you will become unhappy.
Chu Zhishui watched the video over and over again. After Xin Yunmao clicked on her forehead, she could no longer study the results and asked, "Why did the data of this video skyrocket?"
Although there were netizens who praised the black cat occasionally in the past, they would definitely not flock to watch.
"The thief cat used a hair of Hu Chenrui." Xin Yunmao sneered, "His racial talent is to attract humans and amplify his own charm."
Hu Chenrui is a fox demon with a charm value bonus. It is not simply to confuse the other party, but to amplify his own. I don't know why I like it. It's just a surprise glance, and I fell into it.
Jin Yu's expression is subtle: "Ah, did Director Miao go to pick up Director Hu's hair? It's indeed like what he would do."
I just don't know if Director Hu found out that he lost a hair inexplicably.
"Then why don't we just invite Director Hu to live broadcast?" Chen Zhuhui asked doubtfully, "Is it not possible because he is the director?"
Chu Zhishui said calmly: "Because Director Hu revealed his true form, he might be taken away by the Forestry Bureau." The fact that
there is a black cat in the bureau can be explained, but the fact that there is a fox is not easy to explain.
Chen Zhuhui: "?"
The sales of scalp nourishing cream have been steadily increasing, and the work of live broadcasting has also been put on track.
In a blink of an eye, the summer vacation came to an end, and Chen Zhuhui's internship in the bureau came to an end. She also had to pack up her things to prepare for the university registration. She was admitted to Yinhai University with a narrow score in the college entrance examination and entered a panacea major, but fortunately, Yinhai University has a lot of scholarships and subsidies, which is suitable for her situation.
Because the live streaming work went smoothly, Chu Zhishui applied for an internship salary from the bureau as a reward for Chen Zhuhui's summer vacation. When
Chen Zhuhui heard the news, she quickly waved her hand and declined, saying, "No, no, no, I can't take it. I said I was here to return the red envelope from Sister Zhishui."
"It's okay, one payment at a time. This is the internship salary offered by the bureau, and it has nothing to do with me." Chu Zhiping said in a friendly manner, "It is difficult to find a job that is particularly suitable for your major, so you have to improve your resume while you are in school. You also have to get an internship salary for your future internships. The amount doesn't matter, but it has to be some, otherwise it's not a serious company."
Chen Zhuhui couldn't refuse. She was moved and whispered, "But you are all very nice to me. In fact, I am very happy during the summer vacation and want to stay here to work."
She stayed in the bureau throughout the vacation, usually working in the Economic Development Division, and occasionally going to the tea garden to see Grandpa Xu. She was completely away from the troubles of worldly matters, and would not be harassed by relatives with whom she had a bad relationship. It was simply a happy life.
Chu Zhishui: "It's over. Worshiping your superiors and the company is the beginning of tragedy. You even have the idea of living in the company. You'd better not have such an idea in the future."
Chen Zhuhui: "?"
Chen Zhuhui seemed to understand, but she smiled and said, "I will also manage the account after school starts. I will send the content to Sister Zhishui after class!"
With the normal operation of the Guanju online store, the money in the company account is gradually filling up, but Chu Zhishui has not increased the performance for the time being. He plans to save it and give it out as a year-end bonus and spiritual civilization award. If there is any major situation in the middle, at least there will be some funds to turn around, and Lao Bai's newly developed ginseng foot bath powder also needs funds in the start-up period.
Jin Yu's income has increased, and she is even more motivated at work. She said excitedly, "If it continues to develop like this, will the salary be higher and higher, breaking 50,000, 100,000, or 1 million!"
"You are really bold. We can't give out so much. There will always be a limit." Chu Zhishui smiled, "But the extra money can be saved and exchanged for other things, such as holiday gifts or labor insurance supplies, and birthday cake coupons or something."
This is what many people think is the advantage of a stable unit. There are many things given out during festivals, and the impact of illness or pregnancy is relatively small. If you really encounter a serious illness or disaster, you can get medical treatment for the serious illness. At least the unit will help you cover the bottom line. However, monsters don't seem to get sick very often, and the Observation Bureau spends less in this regard.
The Yinhai Bureau used the extra money to build a building and a cafeteria. Chu Zhishui had seen the prosperity and luxury there, and she also had a little wish in her heart, could she change the office building in her lifetime? At least it should be equipped with a normal elevator, right?
Chu Zhishui was reminded by Jin Yu, and she suddenly remembered something and suggested, "By the way, there are no holidays recently, but we can discuss with Director Hong to give small gifts to employees on their birthdays. When is your birthday?"
It is too far to build a building for the Observation Bureau, but it is easy to give birthday gifts, which can show the warm care of the unit to its employees.
Hong Ximing is the director of the Personnel and Administration Department, and he should be in charge of this matter.
Jin Yu was curious: "How do you calculate birthdays?"
"The day you were born?"
"If you count the day before you turned into a human, I don't remember it very clearly. At that time, I was in a mess, without complete intelligence, just a small fish." Jin Yu said ignorantly, "It was the day I turned into a human that I heard the name given to me by heaven and earth, and then I became Jin Yu. Does this count as a birthday?"
Chu Zhishui nodded: "I think it counts."
Jin Yu replied: "That is the fifth day after the Mid-Autumn Festival."
"That's right." Chu Zhishui turned around and asked Xin Yunmao, "When is your birthday?"
Xin Yunmao's eyelashes fluttered, and he asked puzzledly: "Birthday?"
"Yes, you can celebrate the day you turn into a human."
Xin Yunmao suddenly fell silent when he heard this. His eyes were like a deep pool in a cloudy sky, without any ripples. He whispered, "The day I turned into a human is not a day worth celebrating."
When he turned from a spiritual bamboo into a human, it was the moment he was deified. Not long after, the war came. The originally peaceful land was shed with countless blood, and even polluted the name given to him by heaven and earth.
He burned black in the blazing dragon flames, and after the Dragon God was defeated, there would be endless nothingness.
He did not think that turning into a human was a happy thing. Life after deification seemed to be worse than before. Other monsters probably thought that day should not be celebrated.
Chu Zhishui was stunned: "Who said that?"
Xin Yunmao: "I said that."
She said unhappily: "So it was you who said that. I thought what Lu Xun said was some insightful opinion, or what the court said was some golden rule."
"???"
Xin Yunmao was rebuked, he couldn't help but stare at her, as if he was angry and a little resentful.
"What are you looking at me for? Just tell me the date." Chu Zhishui deliberately put on a stern face, and rarely brought out her superior status, "Whatever the leader asks, you should answer it, don't act freely, do you have any common sense?"
Xin Yunmao thought for a moment, as if recalling the day, and answered honestly: "The first day after the spring rain."
The light rain makes all flowers new, and the spring rain begins.
The spring thunder sounds, and all things grow. Spring rain is a beautiful time for all things to grow.
Chu Zhishui thought: "Oh, then this year has passed, your gift will have to wait until next year."
Unfortunately, Xin Yunmao did not catch up with the good days of money in the bureau, and this year's Stunning Snakes ended long ago.
Xin Yunmao: "When is your birthday?"
"November 7th." Chu Zhishui said, "It's different from the way you say days."
The monsters seem to be used to saying the lunar calendar, and basically don't include the year.
"That day is the beginning of winter." Xin Yunmao calculated based on her age and added, "The first solar term in winter."
"Oh, really?"
Stunning Snakes is the day when all things wake up, and the beginning of winter happens to be the day when all things hibernate.
Their birthdays all correspond to the solar terms.
Xin Yunmao automatically ignored the fact that it was the day after the shock. He nodded with more satisfaction, and sighed that he had a good eye for selecting believers. Even the birth date was so coincidental. It was really an unspeakable coincidence.
Thinking about it this way, these two days were indeed worth celebrating, and should be celebrated by everyone.