"Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore."
Venerable Tathagata, you should go back quickly.
Don't forget to remember my payment.
"Secret manuals, inheritances, treasures—I'll take them all!" Zhang Bairen said, transforming back into his original appearance.
"Amitabha Buddha, benefactor, would you be willing to become the master of my Buddhist sect?" the Great Sun Tathagata asked.
"What, you want to recruit me? Are you willing to give up the Buddha's throne?" Zhang Bairen retorted.
“If you join the Buddhist order, this humble monk is willing to step down and yield his position!” Mahavairocana Buddha replied in a deep voice.
"Forget it, I'm not interested." Zhang Bairen waved his hand and sent Tathagata out of the inner world.
Looking at the familiar cosmic sky, the Great Sun Tathagata put away the fragments of his magical artifact and returned directly to the Buddhist realm of Mount Sumeru.
"Alas, now that the memories have been discovered."
"The Buddhist traditions and treasures are basically all going to be lost," the Buddha thought to himself.
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In the world of "Covering the Sky," on Mount Longhu, in the courtyard of the main hall of an external scenic spot.
Zhang Bairen lay in the courtyard, connected to high-speed Wi-Fi, browsing mobile forums with great interest, reading various posts.
"Brothers, if aliens invade Earth, how should we respond?"
"Stay put and wait to die; there's no other way."
"Don't rush, let's see what kind of alien it is first."
"What if it's the Three-Body Problem or Cybertron?"
Why don't you just say they're Saiyans and Apokolips?
"Saiyans, Apokolips, do we have martial artists and superheroes on Earth?"
"We may not have martial artists or superheroes, but we have gods!"
If aliens invade, Almighty God will send holy knights to annihilate any invading enemy! Amen!
"You foreign devil upstairs, are you a Christian?"
"Amitabha Buddha, God is the Buddha!"
"Master, as a monk, I am compassionate. Could you give me fifty yuan to treat me to KFC?"
"May the North be blessed!"
"Hahaha, this is so funny!"
"Wow, there's a girl upstairs!"
My wife, my wife, I kneel in vain, I desire you, I beg you, from the first moment I met you, I fell in love, you are my lamp, illuminating my path, if I do not see you, I will perish, if the world is dark, my life will end, you who have not come are my wife, if you leave, my flower will wither qaq.
"The smell is too strong! What kind of rat is this?!"
"Wife, wife, please add me to your verified account!~"
"Hahaha, the netizens on Shadiao are really hilarious." Zhang Bairen held his phone, laughing heartily.
"However, it's surprising that such a small forum has Christian and Buddhist disciples. I wonder if they are practitioners." Zhang Bairen thought to himself.
The Earth in the world of Shrouding the Heavens is extremely depleted of spiritual energy, and there are very few cultivators left.
Only a few ancient sects with blessed lands and grottoes, as well as the lineage of the demon race and Christianity with its cultivation and belief system, are relatively active.
Other cultivation sects have basically been lost and have faded into history.
Just as Zhang Bairen was about to say the classic boastful line, "It doesn't matter, I'll take care of it," his phone suddenly rang.
"Hello, Sect Leader, what can I do for you? I'm very busy right now!" Zhang Bairen immediately took the initiative after seeing the phone number.
Ever since Laozi sent him to Longhu Mountain, this group of cultivators in the Dharma-ending Age have worshipped him as a holy son.
Although I am not very old, I have been enlightened by the Buddha and educated by the quasi-emperor.
Therefore, the old Taoist priests of Longhu Mountain often consulted Zhang Bairen on various issues related to cultivation.
At first, Zhang Bairen was very enthusiastic and helpful.
However, as time went by, Zhang Bairen's chivalrous spirit was gradually worn down.
Therefore, Zhang Bairen now finds the harassing phone calls from the sect leader and elders very troublesome.
A familiar, enthusiastic, and flattering voice came from the phone.
"Bai Ren, what are you busy with?"
"I have a situation I'd like to ask you about." Zhang Bairen was quite helpless at the contemporary celestial master's reply.
Sure enough, it's the same old routine.
I need your advice, I need your advice, and I need your advice again!
These guys are so boring!
"Sect Leader, I'm busy right now, let's talk later."
"If it's urgent, you can come find me." Zhang Bairen said, then hung up the phone.
Now, I don't even have the urge to scroll through my phone anymore.
"Sigh, let's bask in the sun for a while!" Zhang Bairen put his arms under his head and looked up at the bright sun in the sky.
Since the chat group cheat was introduced, Zhang Bairen's strength has reached the Saint King stage.
The opportunities on Earth, unless one enters the Kunlun Dragon Vein, are of little use.
Therefore, Zhang Bairen also gave up.
I spend all day online scrolling through my phone, keeping track of the situation at Mount Tai, just waiting for the Nine Dragons to pull the coffin and cleanse the broken immortal realm within the bronze coffin.
Then, we can soar to the sky!
The Immortal Realm, the true Immortal Realm, is still the dilapidated Immortal Realm from the Perfect World era.
If one absorbs energy through one's inner world, one might directly become a Great Emperor or a True Immortal.
Zhang Bairen had been looking forward to this ultimate gift pack for a long time.
Because he was looking forward to the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin, Zhang Bairen stopped all the trivial matters, including giving instructions to a group of old Taoist priests on Longhu Mountain.
Many years have passed, and Zhang Bairen now lives a comfortable and privileged life in Longhu Mountain.
Zhang Bairen also elevated the overall strength of Longhu Mountain by several levels.
Even if we calculate it carefully, Longhushan made a huge profit.
Zhang Bairen's actions were already very kind.
As a result, just as Zhang Bairen closed his eyes and pretended to doze off, a sword light suddenly fell.
The hurried and anxious contemporary celestial master landed beside Zhang Bairen.
"Bai Ren, my little ancestor, when you said you were busy, did you mean sunbathing and sleeping?!" Zhang Tianshi asked anxiously in a low voice.
Zhang Bairen opened his eyes, and his mood immediately soured.
"Sect Leader, what is it that you have to interrupt my cultivation process?" Zhang Bairen opened his eyes, his impatience evident on his face.
The middle-aged Taoist priest approached Zhang Bairen and took out his smartphone.
“My little ancestor, look at this. This is a special case that the country invited me to inquire about.”
"From what I've observed, this seems to be an ancient dragon. You are the adopted son of a sage, so you must know about such things!" Zhang Tianshi said, clicking on the high-definition video.
Immediately, Zhang Bairen straightened his back.
"Nine dragons pulling a coffin!?" Zhang Bairen's eyes widened slightly involuntarily.
"Yes, that's right, it's the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin!"
"Holy Son, do you know what's going on?!" Zhang Tianshi's tone became very expectant.
Zhang Bairen nodded slightly, which was considered his reply to the head of Longhu Mountain.
"I know, this is the opportunity I've been waiting for!"
"Nine dragons pulling the coffin, an ancient road under the starry sky—I will use the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin to emulate the ancient sages and embark on a journey to seek immortality," Zhang Bairen replied in a deep voice.
"Your Majesty, is this the instruction from the Supreme Sage?" The excited leader of Longhu Mountain immediately asked.
“You don’t need to ask so many questions,” Zhang Bairen replied.
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