Pirate Zhang Bairen: "Something feels a bit strange."
Zhang Bairen (from Zongwu): "I agree, too."
King of the Earth's Core: "Brothers, wait a moment, I need to change the group name first."
The ambitious little black monster: "I'll make some changes too."
Counterfeit Monster: "Hopefully, the information in my brain won't be discovered by the pioneers."
Fengyun Zhang Bairen: "Fake monster? Pioneer? Is the world you live in the Pacific Rim?"
Counterfeit Monster: "Yes, this is the world. I am a dormant Level 8 monster, and only a Cardinal-level pioneer can awaken and control me."
Because of insufficient planetary energy, I have been in a state of slumber and have just awakened.
Actually, it's thanks to my long period of slumber that I haven't been exposed until now.
Hokage Zhang Bairen: "But, your sudden awakening now should attract the attention of the Pioneers, right?"
A strategic monster like you should be very precious.
It's estimated that they are also under comprehensive surveillance.
Counterfeit Monster: "You're right, I'll be noticed once I wake up."
Now, pioneers are already preparing to connect with my brain's consciousness to explore my memories.
Baki Zhang Bairen: "Let's travel through time. First, travel to my side, and then we can talk about other things."
"Perfect timing, I'm still in the US. With you, this level eight monster, as a deterrent, the benefits I can gain will be even more outrageous."
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "It works on my end too. The ocean is boundless and vast enough to hide any creature or monster!"
Counterfeit Monster: "Okay, I'll choose to time travel first!"
Just as Zhang Bairen, the monster from the Pacific Rim universe, was about to travel directly through time, the chat group completed its upgrade.
"Ding! Chat group upgrade complete. Abnormal group member detected. Chat group has improved its cleanup function in response to the upgrade!"
The purification function can eliminate all negative statuses and situations on group members!
This includes meme contamination, external influences, and mind control, whether congenital or acquired, all of which can be instantly eliminated.
Friendly reminder: It cannot remove negative status effects related to injuries, but it can remove negative effects such as poisoning!
Finally, this feature is a passive ability; as long as you join the chat group, you can enjoy purification at any time.
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "......"
Naruto Zhang Bairen: "Your Devil Fruit is ready to be eaten."
It's estimated that, besides eliminating the weakness to seawater, even the negative effect of only being able to consume one dose can be eliminated as well.
Kengan Chang: "Ah! I thought the group function was already overpowered enough, but now we have a divine guardian in every aspect!"
Baki Zhang Bairen: "Do you remember? You once said that you were the protagonist of the invincible style."
Now, it's just gotten even more exaggerated.
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "By the way, what's with the 'abnormal group member' thing? Does it only refer to the 'fake monster'?"
The Jade Emperor said, "I think that should include me as well."
Zhang Bairen, a martial arts master: "!"
Hey everyone, look! The big boss has popped up! Boss, please protect me!
Excuse me, which world's Jade Emperor is this? Is he from some movie universe? Like the world of "The God of Cookery"?
Jade Emperor: "Brothers, don't worry, I'll change the note first, and then you'll all understand."
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "Looking forward to it!"
Shaolin Zhang Bairen: "Looking forward to it!"
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "Alright, I'm done revising."
Baki Zhang Bairen: "Huh???"
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "Stop! I will never repeat a grade!"
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "Sigh! You all don't believe me, but I'm a monster."
Brother Corpse, we've both seen this, right?
In the first season, the first centipede zombie to appear was teased by Bai Xiaofei for being able to sing Peking Opera.
And I am a member of this Peking Opera troupe.
At the time, we were performing "Celebrating the Festival with Heavenly Fragrance," and I was responsible for playing the Jade Emperor, who had a relatively small role.
Because this role is one that most people can't play well; only I have the ability to portray it.
So, when I went backstage to get a drink of water after the performance, I was infected by the tap water.
Next, I joined this chat group.
Monster Zhang Bairen: "How come you're even worse off than me? No matter what, I'm still an eighth-level monster, capable of sweeping through any country in modern society."
Monster Zhang Bairen: "??? Upstairs, why did you also change your name to Monster Zhang Bairen?"
Naruto Zhang Bairen: "Your profile pictures seem different. I almost got them mixed up."
King Kong Zhang Bairen: "Alright, I've changed my name again. I'm a member of the King Kong clan from the Monster Universe."
It's the giant gorilla that fought Godzilla.
Of course, I don't live on Skull Island; I live in the Inner Earth!
Monster Zhang Bairen: "Then I won't change the nickname. I am a Level 8 monster from the Pacific Rim world. I am nearly 1,000 meters tall and weigh only 63,000 tons. I can fly and release electromagnetic pulses and energy attacks."
King Kong Zhang Bairen: "You're too weak. I weighed 60,000 tons when I was young. Now that I'm an adult, I should weigh 80,000 tons."
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "Um, just out of curiosity, how do you guys know your weight?"
Monster Zhang Bairen: "I am a monster that was created, and I was born with this kind of data."
King Kong Zhang Bairen: "I obtained these data based on my own physique and by comparing it with King Kong in the movie."
Naruto Zhang Bairen: "Good brother, I think you're just used to pretending to be young. We're not stupid; we definitely have normal adult thinking."
Monster Zhang Bairen: "To be honest, I am truly deserving of the title 'Fake Monster'."
I feel like even if Brother Kong didn't pull out Godzilla's tomahawk, he could still beat me to a pulp.
King Kong Zhang Bairen: "It's not that easy. You have energy attack methods and alien toxins in your blood. I may not be your match."
Monster Zhang Bairen: "Forget it, let's not be modest. If you just punched me, you could punch me right through."
Little Black Monster Zhang Bairen: Excuse me, the chat group's purification function also works on me.
Now, I am an independent entity. As long as I develop stealthily, I might even have a chance to devour the Dark Lord!
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "After I am purified, I can either become a human or continue to remain a Corpse Brother."
Furthermore, it can also devour and become stronger.
However, I don't want to be disgustingly eating people or monsters.
Fengyun Zhang Bairen: "It seems that the Corpse Brother's virus is not all bad."
After all, it's only a very small fraction of the elixir of immortality.
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "Indeed, as long as the weakness is removed, it can evolve indefinitely."
Hopefully, it won't evolve into a monster.
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "We have a passive purification function, so we shouldn't turn into monsters, right?"
Besides, I have no intention of devouring other zombies or humans.
Zhang Bairen from the Martial Arts World: "Don't worry, I have the Star Absorbing Technique, you can absorb things from a distance."
Shaolin Zhang Bairen: "To be fair, the Star Absorbing Technique in the Martial Arts World is indeed very powerful."
However, it requires the cooperation of a celestial dog eating the sun to achieve initial mastery.
Furthermore, it requires a person with immense power to be devoured by the practitioner.
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "It's alright. This Star Absorbing Technique can devour the life force of a tree, which means it can also devour any pure energy."
For example, my dragon soul, the Black Fox King of your world, and Brother King Kong's inner world.
Every world has wondrous objects brimming with energy.
Even for the sake of safety, one could find a peerless master to absorb their true energy.
For example, there's Indra and the immortal god from the world of Fengyun.
Zhang Bairen from Zongwu: "Speaking of which, sometimes I wonder, if the celestial dog hadn't eaten the sun, would we have been able to complete the initial devouring?"
Now that chat groups have a passive purification function, even if the attempt fails, there won't be any backlash from the technique, right?
Fengyun Zhang Bairen: "What you said makes some sense!"
Monster Zhang Bairen: "Brothers, something's happened! The Pioneers have noticed something's wrong with me!"
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