Chapter 1001 The Queen's Sorrow
The very funny rumors at Wuhekou Pass, or rather Jizhou as a whole, were laughed at by people invisibly.
In particular, the news that came from nowhere made people know that it was the Mobei man who spread the rumor.
It also caused many common people to talk about this matter, and they felt more certain that the people in Mobei had no brains.
The Queen is a man.
Just saying it makes people laugh!
Leaving Jizhou aside, the Queen has shown up so many times.
And over at Wuhekou, the Queen's angelic appearance under the moonlight that night a few days ago was so stunning that it was beyond description.
Can this be a man?
However, because of this, many ordinary people speculated that Mobei had run out of options and could only resort to such small tricks.
Many people nodded, and just thinking about the fact that the people of Mobei used such hilarious methods, they felt very unhappy!
Moreover, these two consecutive small battles were victorious.
It also completely cleared away the haze in Wuhekou.
But some are happy while others are sad.
The rumor was spread like this, but the people did not believe it and instead laughed at it.
This made Su Changan, who was already very unhappy about this matter, even more unhappy.
Xia Fengxiang was holding a memorial sent from the capital in his hand, but his eyes subconsciously glanced at Su Changan who was sitting in front of the mirror. After smiling slightly, he moved his body so that he could not see Su Changan.
Because it’s annoying!
This man has been chattering for a long, long time!
It started last night after a message was sent over from outside and this matter was mentioned.
Especially last night in the middle of the night, this man suddenly sat up and asked, "Why?"
Xia Fengxiang was shocked.
Su Changan, however, looked at himself in the mirror and said, "It's fine if they don't believe me, but they also laugh at those who figured out that I'm a man."
Hearing this, Xia Fengxiang continued to read the memorials, but he clenched his hands. He had to bear it. What could he do if he couldn't? He was the man she found herself. What else could she do? She couldn't bear to throw him away, and she wouldn't accept her lesson even if she beat him up.
But at this moment, a pair of hands suddenly grabbed the memorial and said, "Wife, put it down first."
As he spoke, the memorial was taken away from Xia Fengxiang's hands.
Xia Fengxiang also stared at Su Changan in front of him with eyes wide open. His expression changed from surprise to weirdness to unbelievable and utter helplessness. In just a short moment, Xia Fengxiang's face changed into four expressions, "Su Changan, what are you doing!"
Su Changan just gestured at his face.
I saw hair on the face, or rather, just below the nose and chin.
Su Changan said: "After thinking it over, I decided to grow a beard. Look at my beard. Does it make it easier for people to think I'm a man?"
Xia Fengxiang stretched out his hand and rubbed his brows, wanting to say something but stopping himself. He looked at Su Changan's fake beards and asked, "Where did you get these from?"
Su Changan said: "The hair you and I lost was on our pillows, combs and so on. I found it when I was cleaning and picked it up specially."
Xia Fengxiang hesitated again, then looked at Su Changan and said with a smile: "Pick it for me."
Su Changan was stunned: "Does it look so much like a man? It makes you so decisive."
Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Changan and said, "Don't even think about growing a beard. If you dare to grow a beard, don't even think about kissing me in the future!"
Su Changan was puzzled, then looked back at himself in the mirror: "This is not good..."
But at this point, Su Changan felt Xia Fengxiang's hand pinching his waist, so he changed his words and said, "Tell me the reason."
Xia Fengxiang said: "First, it's ugly. It's so ugly! Second, it will prick me! Third."
When Xia Fengxiang said this, Yan Ruyu and others in the yard heard Su Changan's screams.
Following right on!
Then the Queen came out rubbing her waist.
However, seeing the Queen like this, Ruyu immediately turned her head away.
Lian Wei even lowered his head and turned his back to Su Changan.
It’s not that they are afraid of Su Changan or annoyed, but mainly because the Queen Mother usually bullies them at this time.
Su Changan looked at the two of them like this and was about to say something when he saw Mao Mao squatting beside them, fiddling with something.
Maomao turned around and saw Su Changan coming over. She blinked and pointed outside: "Kuyue told the old Taoist priest and the others that you look like a man. She also asked me not to tell you."
Su Changan blinked. There is such a thing! That little fat girl wants to rebel?
So he turned around immediately.
Ruyu and Lian Wei saw Su Changan leave, they breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Maomao.
Ruyu asked, "Didn't Chan say she was going out to play? What if the Queen wants to go out and can't find her?"
Maomao lowered her head and said, "Well, she just went to play with the old Taoist priest, but she mainly went there to complain about the fact that the Empress was said to be a man."
In the large courtyard to the east of Su Changan's courtyard, the old Taoist priest and others live.
But right now, the old Taoist priest and others gathered in the courtyard.
In the middle, Shentu Kuyue was holding a big meat bun in one hand and gesticulating with the other hand in an exaggerated manner, "I don't know why the queen likes to say that she is a man, and she is quite happy about this rumor. Do you think this girl has gone astray from practicing martial arts? There is something wrong here."
As he spoke, Ku Yue pointed at his head and looked at the old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist priest smiled and shook his head: "Don't look at me, I don't know anything."
As he spoke, the old Taoist glanced at Yan Yunxiao who was sitting on the roof.
I found Yan Yunxiao looking at Yue with a teasing look on his face.
The old Taoist priest said nothing.
Instead, Ku Yue sighed, shook her head and said, "I've seen men try to make themselves women, like the Tiancan Dique technique, where men castrate themselves, and then you destroy it. But why does the queen, such a beautiful woman, like to be a man? And last time, she even asked me how to be like a man. She's very sick! And she must be seriously ill! Ah~~"
After saying that, he swallowed the bun in his hand in one gulp.
Then he swallowed hard and looked at Mo Jingchun: "Old Mo, you took the queen's pulse, but didn't find anything?"
Mo Jingchun was originally sitting in the corridor with Pu Wen.
Ever since Ku Yue said this, he just smiled and said nothing.
But he didn't expect that the owner of the knife-selling shop would come to him. Mo Jingchun immediately shook his head: "Nothing."
But Mo Jingchun looked at Kuyue, shook his head, and looked at Pu Wen beside him: "Every cause has its effect."
Pu Wen looked at Mo Jingchun in confusion, not understanding why Mo Jingchun suddenly said this.
Ku Yue raised her eyes and looked towards Yan Yunxiao.
As soon as she saw Yan Yunxiao, Ku Yue immediately looked away. This woman couldn't be asked, or she might get beaten.
So he quickly pretended to get the buns, and then continued: "If you can't find out what's wrong with you, then you are childish, very childish!"
Huo De Zhenren looked at Ku Yue and was about to speak, but his expression was stunned, so he quickly changed his words: "My queen, maybe I'm just teasing you."
Ku Yue raised her eyes: "Tease me? I'm so smart! You tease me, I teased her like salt, she asked me what it means to be like a man, I went straight to tell His Majesty that I didn't even give her the chance to tease me, and she teased me. But that's not the point, the point is that she likes to say she is a man, this is a big deal, her other faults are nothing compared to this."
“And I’m telling you.”
When Ku Yue said this, Yang Hua Yan said, "You don't have to say it."
While speaking, Yang Huayan winked at Ku Yue.
Ku Yue frowned: "Why not tell me? And what's wrong with your eyes?"
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "Say it, why not?"
Ku Yue nodded immediately: "That's right! And let me tell you, she is so good at taking care of people, cooking, and doing all kinds of things. Recently I found that she can even do needlework. What does she think of a man? She is so virtuous and still thinks she is a man. Eh? Who is scratching my head?"
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PS: This is the second update from yesterday
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