Chapter 1005 Do you still want to touch the Queen’s hand?
Seeing Ruan Cheng's appearance, Shi Chanxi quickly squatted down and was about to check on his disciple.
But when he let go of her hand, he saw that her nose was full of blood.
This scene made the people around stunned. What was going on?
Su Changan was the first to react. He quickly took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, walked to Shi Chanxi and Ruan Cheng, and said, "Senior, stop the bleeding first."
Shi Chanxi saw Su Changan who was so close to her, and she didn't know if it was God's will or something else, but at this moment the wind blew, and Su Changan was already bending forward, and the wind blew, and his veil was blown up.
The face that brought disaster to the country and the people appeared again, especially now his eyes were gentle.
Shi Chanxi took a deep breath, and blood started flowing from her nose again. She looked at Su Changan in a daze, "Girl, how about touching my hand?"
Hearing this
Su Changan looked at Shi Chanxi and didn't know what to say.
Ruan Cheng, on the other hand, although in pain, looked up at his master and covered his master's mouth with his hand, his face full of anxiety.
Xia Fengxiang held back her laughter and didn't say anything, but the owner of Zhuhaiwu Manor knew exactly the same thing as she did, even better.
Sheyue blinked, somewhat unresponsive, but looking at Shi Chanxi, he had a feeling that this senior was even more excessive than himself. He would never say anything like touching hands to a girl he met for the first time!
Pei Lingqiao also reacted and ran to the two of them. Although he finally understood why these two had suffered a bloody disaster,
But
Pei Lingqiao bit his lower lip, looked at Xia Fengxiang who seemed to be smiling, and also looked at the serious expression on his master's face as he looked at the Queen. He felt that this was not a bloody disaster, but a life-threatening one!
How could someone flirt with the empress and the queen in public?
However, not far away, the old Taoist priest and the fifth pair were sitting in a small tavern. If they looked carefully, they could just see the scene on the fortune-telling stall.
The two of them were not out for a stroll, but they saw the emperor and the empress go out, so they followed them secretly. There are too many people in Wuhekou now, so you have to be careful.
The fifth pair looked at Master Chanxi with a bitter smile: "Back then, this kid flirted with Yunxiao in the street, and was beaten up by Yunxiao. Now he is even more daring."
The old Taoist priest said: "Ignorance is not a sin."
The fifth pair looked at the old Taoist priest: "Why don't you remind him?"
The old Taoist priest shook his head and said, "If we go, there will be no fun to watch. Besides, Ruan Cheng and Pei Lingqiao both know the identities of His Majesty and the Empress. They will know it without us going."
The fifth pair of eyes glanced at the old Taoist priest: "If you want to see what happens when people find out, just say it directly. It's like a big deal."
The old Heavenly Master smiled without saying anything, just looking at the scene over there, and then couldn't help but sigh: "【Mist Sea Jade Bamboo】 and Taiyin Body, if Chanxi's master knew about it, he would be relieved."
The fifth pair was silent for a moment and then said, "There are the six-line questions, the [Wu Hai Yu Zhu] and the Tai Yin body, and the five immortal bodies of your majesty and your niece. Moreover, during this trip to the capital, I also saw Wu Qinhu's granddaughter, and Su Wan'er, who Li Yunxian wanted to take as a disciple, and Jing Yu from Jianshan, who your majesty specially visited before, and Yu Jianyi from Tianzhi Pavilion, as well as the Lian siblings, Pu Wen's disciple, and Lu Cai. Although there is a big age gap between them, I'm afraid there will be competition in the future."
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "We all came here this way, it's nothing. But that Su Wan'er, not only you, but even Yunxiao girl praised her endlessly. And Yunxiao girl said that Yuan Ruxi's sword came out?"
The fifth pair shook his head: "It looks like there is something going on, but I can't tell how it is exactly. However, I talked to Brother Changfeng in the capital, and he said that from now on, apart from the Empress, Su Wan'er will be second in the sword art world, and no one dares to claim to be the first."
The old Taoist's eyes flickered.
The fifth pair saw it and immediately said, "If you want to see me, go to the capital. Don't tell me you're afraid!"
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "I'm already this old, what's there to be afraid of? I can't say that she would hang me up if she saw me. That's not right. And if it weren't for the power of the artillery and muskets I saw this time, I would have died here. But, since Luo Changfeng has said this about Su Wan'er, let's go and take a look after this matter is over."
The fifth pair chuckled and reminded, "Although we are all so old, I have to tell you, the first time I saw Li Yunxian, she slapped Fatty Yunshan and Brother Duanmu, and I immediately begged for mercy, so she didn't hit me. Her temper is exactly the same as before."
The old Taoist's eyebrows jumped, but then he coughed and took a sip of wine: "If she changes, she will not be that Li Yunxian anymore."
After saying this, the old Taoist priest looked towards the fortune-telling stall.
I saw Shi Chanxi being pulled away from Su Changan by Pei Lingqiao and Ruan Cheng.
Just because Shi Chanxi was about to reach out to grab Su Changan’s hand just now.
Shi Chanxi looked at Pei Lingqiao who was shaking his head at her and holding her arm tightly. "I know this girl should be your sweetheart, but little girl, don't worry, I like men, and touching girls' hands is just a hobby."
But after saying that, Shi Chanxi looked at Pei Lingqiao and said, "And your breasts are taking advantage of my arms."
Hearing this, Pei Lingqiao looked down, his face immediately turned red, and he leaned back.
Ruan Cheng grabbed his master hard on the side.
But before Ruan Cheng could speak.
Xia Fengxiang looked at Shi Chanxi and asked knowingly, "Since Senior is Ruan Cheng's master, then you must be Senior Shi Chanxi, the owner of Zhuhai Wu Manor?"
Hearing this, Sheyue, who was standing by, was stunned for a moment, and a look of realization appeared on her face.
She had heard of this person!
My master told me to run away if I see Shi Chanxi in the future, because she is a female sex maniac!
But while thinking this, Sheyue also moved a little bit in front of Su Changan and Xia Fengxiang.
Shi Chanxi noticed Sheyue's movements and smiled softly: "Hmm~~"
Ruan Cheng covered Master Chanxi's mouth with her hand, and looked at Xia Fengxiang and Su Changan: "She is my master, and she is us."
But just when he said this, Shi Chanxi took Ruan Cheng's hand away and glanced at Ruan Cheng: "This child, I haven't seen him for a while, he is so disrespectful."
After that, he looked at Xia Fengxiang and Su Changan and said, "Ladies, this is the character of this girl. Since you are familiar with each other, you should know her character. However, you two ladies don't look like people from the underworld, but this does not prevent us from getting to know each other, so, can you touch her hand?"
Shi Chanxi was very serious, and she herself had an elegant appearance, so her words seemed particularly dignified. It was the last sentence that really spoiled the mood.
Pei Lingqiao quickly grabbed Shi Chanxi's hand again and shook his head: "You can't touch it, senior."
But just after he finished speaking, Pei Lingqiao glanced at Xia Fengxiang and Su Changan, and immediately changed his words: "You can't say that, you can't do that, senior, please stop saying anything."
Shi Chanxi smiled softly: "Why not, I have even touched your uncle's butt."
Hearing this, Pei Lingqiao was stunned. Master? Master Zhou's? The cold and handsome Master Zhou's butt?
Pei Lingqiao stared at Master Chanxi in disbelief with his eyes wide open.
Ruan Cheng was a little conflicted because he didn't know whether he could tell his master about these two people's identities. After all, these identities were too big.
But if you don’t tell her, given Master’s character, she will really touch it!
And it was just as Ruan Cheng thought.
At this moment, Shi Chanxi had left her and Pei Lingqiao at some point and was standing in front of Su Changan.
But before Master Chanxi could say anything.
Xia Fengxiang pulled Su Changan behind him, then looked at Shi Chanxi with a smile.
Su Changan glanced at Xia Fengxiang and knew what his wife was doing. She simply didn't want other women to touch her hands.
However, when Shi Chanxi saw it, he smiled and looked at Xia Fengxiang: "Miss, although I like to touch girls' hands, I don't have any bad intentions, so please rest assured."
As he spoke, Shi Chanxi reached out to grab Xia Fengxiang's hand.
But before he raised his hand, Su Changan grabbed Xia Fengxiang's hand. If it weren't for the veil, one could see Su Changan looking at Shi Chanxi with a smile.
Xia Fengxiang rolled his eyes at Su Changan, but he also shook Su Changan's hand and looked at Shi Chanxi: "Senior, why don't you ask who I am? You should have heard of me. Although my name is not that famous, many people should know me."
Hearing this, Su Changan glanced at his wife.
The name isn't that impressive?
Many people should know you?
Oh!
joke!
Everyone in the world knows you!
The name isn't that great.
If your reputation isn't impressive, then who else in the world is impressive?
You have learned bad things!
It's not that Versailles.
Although Shi Chanxi saw the two holding hands, her principle has always been to touch hands regardless of whether the other person is married or not. At worst, she would just run away after touching them. It’s not like she has never done this before.
Just hearing what Xia Fengxiang said, Shi Chanxi was stunned. He glanced at Sheyue and then at Xia Fengxiang. How could he be an ordinary person with such a guard around him?
Although this is her hobby, she is not a fool.
But Shi Chanxi smiled and said calmly: "Girl, it doesn't matter who you are. Your status and reputation have nothing to do with touching my hand."
Su Changan looked at Shi Chanxi. This man was hopeless. How could he act like a gangster and yet be so reasonable?
Ruan Cheng was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a hole to hide in. Why is the master like this? She is so elegant, but she is so persistent in this matter.
But looking at his master, he actually wanted to stop him, but when he saw Xia Fengxiang's gaze, he didn't dare to go up, but he was very anxious in his heart.
And Master Chanxi was just about to say something.
But his expression froze and he turned his head to look towards the street, only to see a tall woman walking towards this side, with a little girl holding a candied haws in her hand.
Seeing this tall woman, Shi Chanxi, who had been extremely calm and composed just now, swallowed his saliva subconsciously and stepped back.
Although I knew on the way here that I would definitely meet Yan Yunxiao with my current identity, and even have to deal with him all the time.
But every time I just think about it, my butt hurts.
The main reason was that I took advantage of Yan Yunxiao's inattention and touched him, and I couldn't help myself.
Who knew that this woman would hit her on the buttocks so many times with a wooden stick, almost killing her!
But I can’t defeat them by myself, so I can only howl!
This is the only time I failed in my life when I touched a girl's hand, touched her face, and flirted with her!
After looking at Yan Yunxiao, Shi Chanxi looked at Shentu Kuyue standing beside him. Hmm, she is even cuter than before. He would go back and buy her some food and touch her.
But why are these two people here?
Your Majesty wanted to see me, so you sent Yan Yunxiao here specially?
But at this time.
Shi Chanxi looked towards the end of the street again and saw that although the Old Heavenly Master and the Fifth Pair were not walking towards her, they were standing there looking at her.
Why are these two here too!
And the Fifth Senior is here too?
Thinking of this, Shi Chanxi looked at Xia Fengxiang and Su Changan and said, "Girls, can you please leave me your address or something? That crazy woman over there wants to talk to me about something. I'll come and touch your hands after I'm done with my work."
But just as he finished speaking, he saw the two people in front of him turned around, so he immediately said: "Don't look back, don't look at her! It's taboo! And if that woman doesn't like you, she will spank you!"
Xia Fengxiang was stunned for a moment, then said, "She spanked me when I was a child."
Shi Chanxi couldn't help but ask back: "When you were a child?"
When asked this, Master Chanxi also showed surprise on his face.
Did Yan Yunxiao spank you when you were a child?
Ruan Cheng was a smart man. At this point, he naturally knew that he could tell his master the identities of these two people, so he immediately leaned forward and whispered their identities in his ear.
Pei Lingqiao didn't dare to look up, he lowered his head and took a sneak peek.
Shi Chanxi blinked and looked at Xia Fengxiang, then looked at Su Changan, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked at his disciple: "Is this true?"
Ruan Cheng looked at herself with an anxious expression. She was still asking whether it was true or not. If it was false, would I dare to tell her?
Looking at his apprentice, Shi Chanxi rubbed his brows and suddenly understood why this girl looked like this.
but.
I feel like I’ve collapsed!
How unlucky it is that we bumped into His Majesty and His Majesty.
How can so many people meet these two?
No wonder there are rumors in the underworld that these two always like to stroll around in casual clothes, making it so that no one in the capital dares to bully them.
Want to escape!
But how can I escape? Not to mention that my legs are a little weak right now, this side is Yan Yunxiao, and that side is the old Tianshi's! And it's not okay to escape. I haven't told the emperor about what I brought back, especially with my current identity, how can I escape?
But Master Chanxi is a repeat offender after all, and she is at the end of her rope. Her state of mind is not something that Ruan Cheng and the others can compare to. Now she is looking at these two, and also at Yan Yunxiao and Shentu Kuyue who have come over to look at her.
After taking a deep breath, he clasped his fists towards Xia Fengxiang and said, "Because I was attracted by your and Madam's beauty, I was infatuated with you. It's my fault. If you want to punish me, I will accept the punishment, but I admit that I was attracted by your and Madam's beauty! Moreover, this matter has nothing to do with Ruan Cheng. It's not her fault that she didn't tell me your identities in time."
When Ruan Cheng heard this, she looked at her master, wanting to cry but without tears, but she was also used to it.
But Ruan Cheng looked at his master curiously, because his master called himself "minister?"
What does that mean? Master has joined the imperial court?
Su Changan looked at Shi Chanxi, what he said was totally inconsistent with his appearance and temperament!
Because it's so shameless!
Even dragging his apprentice into the water?
Xia Fengxiang looked at Shi Chanxi and said, "Go back first. I thought you would arrive tomorrow at the earliest."
Master Chanxi said, "Because we were told to hurry, we didn't stay long on the way."
Xia Fengxiang nodded and looked at Sheyue: "You continue to tell fortunes with Lingqiao and come back to tell me what happened."
Sheyue sighed, but still clasped his fists.
After Xia Fengxiang glanced at Su Changan, he didn't say much and planned to leave.
But just as he turned around, he remembered something and looked back at Shi Chanxi: "Now that you know my identity as the queen, do you still want him to touch your hand?"
Master Chanxi immediately shook his head.
Xia Fengxiang smiled, then turned around and pulled Su Changan away.
Instead, Yan Yunxiao looked at Shi Chanxi and asked, "Flirting with the queen?"
Shi Chanxi pointed over there and unceremoniously picked up the oil cake that Kuyue had just eaten from the table: "She asked me to do it!"
Shentu Kuyue looked up while eating a fried cake: "Sa?"
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Ps: There has been a flu outbreak these past two days, so I updated only once to let you know. This does not mean I will have to update only once a day in the future.
There will be a second update today, don't worry.
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