Chapter 28

This world is false.

Let's turn on unlimited monthly reading.

After being tricked by the real person, Bai Yun, who has not dared to read the system introduction until now, thought so.

No, it wasn't just because he didn't dare to look at it, but also because the system introduction couldn't be seen by just clicking on it like before.

“Ah! Aaaaaaaah——!”

"Stop yelling!"

Bai Yun grabbed her hair in desperation, wishing she could dig her brains out.

“Ahhhh, ahhhhhhh! Cough, cough…”

In the system space, an irregular ellipse that looked like a piece of leftover wood was crawling around and making random noises.

Generally, the larger the animal, the deeper its voice will be.

So when this shrunken little monster in front of me roared, it was not as shocking as the first time.

I don't know if it's not used to its new organ, but it keeps making noises and gets stung by its own saliva, revealing a kind of stupidity that has never been tainted by knowledge.

At first glance, it looks like an ugly gourd that is too round, but when you look closer, you can find that it is actually stuck with thin and short limbs like noodles.

In addition, there are ten small burr-like horns on its "head", making the whole thing look like it has grown hair. Some people with obsessive-compulsive disorder would want to use sandpaper to smooth it out when they see it.

After being bullied by Bai Yun, the thing turned its head and looked at him. Its nine scarlet eyes looked extremely scary.

Bai Yun, who is somewhat obsessed with appearance, almost fainted when he saw this appearance. He trembled and compared the system data for a long time before he realized that it was probably a Q version of a heretic golem.

By the way, the Outer Path Demon Statue is the body of the Ten-Tails after it lost all its chakra. Although it has no chakra, its physical strength is still very strong.

But Bai Yun had no idea how powerful this downsized youth version was.

After finding that Bai Yun did not make any further moves, it tentatively called out in a low voice: "Awoo?"

The sound was sharp and thin, like scratching a blackboard with pebbles.

"...No, I can't even speak softly. It's too noisy."

The thing seemed to have just realized what Bai Yun wanted it to do. It stopped making any sound and continued to stare at Bai Yun while crawling darkly in the system space.

Bai Yun: “…”

"Okay, it's good to crawl a little. It's good for children to be energetic."

Although this "little kid" may have been manufactured earlier than him.

Because this thing that looks like a Q version of the heretic golem is actually the artificial intelligence system that Bai Yun possesses.

Generally speaking, the system needs to spend many years interacting with the hosts, and the more talented ones can gradually develop their own humanity in this process, and then evolve into a superior system like the best actor system or the vest role-playing system.

But the real person's spell broke this rule.

Topics involving the soul are always full of mysteries. At that time, the real person felt that he was no match for Gojo Satoru, so he plotted against Bai Yun.

In other words, what it actually calculated was the unknown contents inside "Uchiha Obito"'s body.

From the perspective of a real person, a curse that imprisons a being for eternity will never miss any opportunity to take revenge on its container.

Unlike Yuji Itadori who imprisoned Ryomen Sukuna for some unknown principle, "Uchiha Obito" and his contents are all curses, and the curses are completely made up of cursed power. Logically speaking, the suppression force of the container in front of him against the curse must not be very high, so it is not surprising that the role can be changed at any time.

What the real person needs to do is to give the other person a push.

Once the opponent starts to go crazy and Gojo Satoru is unable to deal with him, the real person can take the opportunity to find a chance to escape.

To be honest, if the target was not Bai Yun, there would be nothing wrong with the real person's plan both in terms of logic and execution.

But life is sometimes unexpected.

The real person had just touched the depths of Bai Yun's soul, and before he could do anything, he triggered the system's built-in protection program.

Because of Gojo Satoru and the Masato's unreliable guesses, the "Uchiha Obito" vest has basically been tied to the container, so the system referred to Uchiha Obito's own life and wanted to temporarily create an image similar to the Ten-Tails to confuse the Masato.

As a result, the system had just simulated the Outer Path Golem according to the order, but there was no time to inject the cursed power into it, and the real person with a very rebellious spirit covered the system with a curse, and it was stuck in the current state of the Outer Path Golem (Youth Version).

Although Bai Yun always says that the system is an artificial intelligence, it actually has already shown signs of evolution.

Under the influence of the real person, the wisdom suddenly increased, and events that were usually not paid attention to were instantly endowed with corresponding emotions. Under the impact of massive information, the panicked and chaotic system instinctively let out the first roar in its life.

——It’s like announcing one’s birth to the world.

Everyone knows what happened next.

Bai Yun lay quietly in the Shenwei Space, his eyes empty: everything is over now.

Why? Why did it turn out like this? I just wanted to be a good actor, and I was always working hard on my roles... Why did the character settings end up being so strange?

I accept that Kakashi's last name is Gojo, and I'll go and clarify it. I also accept that Obito's last name is Hatake, and as a good teammate, I want to have what you've experienced.

I can understand why people say Obito is a Jinchūriki, after all, he really was one. It’s just that the version that Bai Yun extracted was not this one.

But Bai Yun always thought that this setting would always be just a setting!

Now that the system has spoken like this, even if someone didn't pay attention to him before, wouldn't they have to ask what happened when they see him next time?

And just like Ryomen Sukuna, a curse of this magnitude must have been recorded in history, and it is hard not to be suspicious when people find that there is no record of it at all.

And Bai Yun won't even be able to confront them at that time, because he doesn't even have the real thing!

That's right! Bai Yun's disguise this time is not the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki at all. What Gojo Satoru and the others imagined is just a coincidence! It's all the system's fault!

Now the retribution of evil energy has fallen on the innocent host!

Where can I find the Ten Tails for you?

Just when Bai Yun was feeling upset, he heard strange movements from the system that had been quietly making trouble nearby, and the next second, a familiar strange cry was heard.

“Aaaaaaaaa——”

Bai Yun tilted her head and found that the system was not adapted to her toothpick legs. While crawling around, she happened to trip over a bunch of broken things in the system space that Bai Yun had been too lazy to tidy up before.

Maybe it was startled and started howling again.

The wide vision brought by the nine eyes of this little thing quickly noticed Bai Yun's gaze, and it immediately fell silent, pouting its lips as if an oil pot could be hung on them, looking extremely aggrieved.

If it weren't for the really strong hardware, it would be pretty cute.

Bai Yun stared at it in silence for two seconds, then retracted his gaze and looked at the sky that did not really exist in the Shenwei space: Forget it, it would be better to seal the Naruto Scroll than to seal this thing in my stomach.

Maybe Naruto Munaka could even catch Naruto Uzumaki.

Bai Yun lay on the ground for another two seconds, then sprang to his feet and suddenly began rummaging through the pile of debris that had just tripped the system.

He suddenly remembered that he was wearing a vest role-playing system!

Unlike the Movie King system which only provides various acting courses and immersive copies, the Vest Role-playing System allows you to draw cards!

Before, Bai Yun was so focused on improving his acting skills that he didn't pay much attention to anything other than the introduction interface, even skipping over those messy functions. He only vaguely remembered that in addition to the initial vest, if the host wanted, he could use points or rewards to draw more.

If he could extract a Six Paths Uchiha Madara, and then perform Infinite Tsukuni Omi... wouldn't everything be able to start over again?!

Although the original version of Infinite Tsukuyomi not only summons the sacred tree and turns everyone into White Zetsu, but also resurrects Kaguya on the moon...but isn't there no one living on the moon in this world!

So Bai Yun only needs to quickly perform the Infinite Tsukuyomi to erase everyone's erroneous memories about Uchiha Obito, and then start over again!

If we just erase the memory, it won't take long before anyone becomes a Bleak.

No problem! That’s it!

Thinking of this, Bai Yun searched faster.

When Bai Yun was exorcising the curse before, the system would measure the progress of the task based on the amount of curse power he collected, and there would be various rewards at each stage.

Bai Yun added up the rewards he had accumulated before, giving out a total of thirty card drawing opportunities, and a bunch of tools like kunai, large fans, sealing scrolls, and detonating talismans.

Bai Yun first tried firing ten shots in a row.

——After that, ten different types of Baize appeared with completely different appearances.

Bai Yun: “…”

If you say yes, there are ten Bai Jue, but if you say no...these ten Bai Jue look different.

Then Bai Yun fired ten more shots...

The next second, nine Bai Jue appeared out of thin air in the system space, each with their own characteristics, but like dolls without souls. The one before them was a little friend piled up into a hill, and the only exception among the twenty draws was now inserted at the top of the hill.

It was a blood-stained dagger.

Bai Yun only had a glimmer of consciousness in the system space. He did not need to climb the intimidating-looking "mountain of corpses" himself. With a slight movement of his consciousness, the introduction interface of the dagger popped up in front of him.

[Level 1 Cursed Tool: Bloodstained Dagger]

[It was stained with the blood of hundreds of people. After its owner used it to commit suicide, it gradually began to have the tendency to create curses. And because of this past, it has the echo of the owner. 】

After seeing this, Bai Yun was silent for two seconds, and then he couldn't help but sigh: It turns out that this broken pool is not full of character cards.

Then he quickly realized something and his expression twisted for a moment.

Then how long will it take for Uchiha Madara to be drawn?

The system next to it came forward at this time. Although it was originally just disguised as a heterodox golem, just like Bai Yun’s flawed system introduction, after gaining the recognition of the world’s indigenous people, the system also gradually acquired some of the heterodox golem’s characteristics.

For example, when it sees Bai Jue, it feels very close to him.

In the system space that only Bai Yun could see, the youth version of the Outer Path Demon Statue crawled in the void towards the Bai Jue piled in the system space like a big cockroach, and then looked curiously at the magical button that could spit out countless Bai Jue with just one click.

Bai Yun recalled the videos that often appeared on the Internet before, where people used pets' longevity cards to draw cards (?), and with a broken jar attitude, he let the system press the ten-pull button in slow motion as if it was waiting to be caught.

Just as Bai Yun was thinking that Uchiha Obito might not be completely impossible to save and was waiting for the card drawing result, an accident suddenly occurred.

Unexpectedly, even Bai Yun himself began to see golden light on the screen!

A golden card jumped out from the system, spinning and fluttering close to Bai Yun's face for a long time as if to show off. Then its speed gradually decreased, allowing Bai Yun to take a good look at what was written on the dazzling introduction that was flipping along with the card.

When Bai Yun saw the name of the item clearly, his breathing paused.

[Special Cursed Object Purple Samsara Eye (Uchiha Madara version): The highest eye power known as the "eye that controls life and death", one of the necessary conditions for opening the Infinite Moon Reading.]

What is this called! This is called saying what you mean and following what you say! This is called nurturing a thousand days and using it in one hour!

Before Bai Yun could be happy for long, he lowered his eyes and quickly discovered the crap of the card drawing system.

【（Single）】

Bai Yun: “…”

Uchiha Obito really only got one Rinnegan at that time, and perhaps because of this, his condition was not perfect when he became the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, and he even almost lost himself for a while.

Bai Yun didn't want to test who had stronger willpower between himself and one of the BOSSes.

So now it is obvious what to do.

Bai Yun looked at the points he had accumulated from the Tianfu Curse-Removing Spirits, and thought that he could at least draw a hundred of them.

Wouldn't it be more than enough to just take out the remaining eye?

Thinking of this, Bai Yun called out to the system: "Come on, dear, all the points are yours. Take out the remaining one as well."

Although Bai Yun thought his tone was gentle, he didn't know if it was because he was still wearing a vest, so even with a smile he looked very sinister. The system was frightened and rushed into the pile of Bai Jue, and couldn't say anything.

With no other options, Bai Yun could only do it himself.

And the facts prove that drawing cards is really addictive, and spending money may not necessarily change your destiny.

The points accumulated before disappeared rapidly, and the newly snatched first-level spells were destroyed one by one in his hands.

Just when Bai Yun finally reached out for the Cursed Fetus Nine Phases Diagram, the boss of the Nine Phases Diagram numbered 1 became angry.

What are you going to do to my brother——!

You thought it was the Ten-Tails, but it was actually my retarded system!

I won't tell you about other settings as they may contain spoilers, so you can guess first :)

ps: If some of the kids don’t react well enough, don’t panic, I will study it further.

I have no other advantages, my main strength is to listen to advice

Listen to others' advice and eat a full meal

So! The protagonist officially starts unlimited monthly reading!

But I have already written some of the drafts, and I was planning to go for a funny route, but now I have no time to revise them due to overtime work, so... (oxygen inhalation