Idol Group Audition, Melon-Eating Sensation

News major student Yi Jingchen is bound to a shameless system that forces him to participate in an idol group audition and debut as the center.

Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut as the center?"

System: "No, I'm just a melon-eating system that can let you get the latest entertainment industry gossip anytime, anywhere!"

Yi Jingchen, who can't sing or dance: How can eating melons help me debut as the center!!!

When Yi Jingchen eats melons, the whole world can hear his thoughts.

During the initial evaluation, Yi Jingchen pretends to be a stage background board and secretly eats melons.

[I heard that the top mentor, who is of mixed race from eight countries, has been maintaining a single persona, but in reality, he already has two illegitimate children.]

[And his illegitimate children look exactly like him before his plastic surgery.]

[Even more exciting, the two illegitimate children don't have the same mother...]

The top mentor's face changes drastically: "A!!! You go to Class A immediately!!!"

Yi Jingchen sits in Class A and sees a fair and clean trainee from the training system coming on stage.

[Woc! What kind of medical miracle is this? He is actually pregnant!]

[He is a hermaphrodite, so it's fine.]

[I really want to know who the father of the child is. There are hundreds of people in their group. Could it be 108 treasures in one birth?]

The production team panics and hurriedly asks the trainee to leave, announcing his immediate withdrawal from the competition.

During the performance, other trainees are busy flirting with fans, hogging the camera, and selling fan service.

Yi Jingchen hides in the corner, relishing the melons from all over the world.

[Last night, popular contestants A and B went into the same bathroom, and there were sounds of umm and ahh...]

Yi Jingchen is halfway through eating the melon when he discovers the eerie silence around him.

He looks up—

Wait, why is everyone looking at me with expectant eyes?

On the night of the finals, netizens who eat melons are all voting for Yi Jingchen, helping him debut as the center.

"Yi Jingchen, the chosen one of heaven!"

"Send the Melon God into the entertainment industry and become a walking idol authenticity detector!"

"Tremble! Inner entertainment industry!"

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Synopsis: On the verge of extinction, zoologist Yu Yiqu wakes up to find himself transformed into a wild South China tiger cub.

He struggles to stand up, lifts his fluffy head, and lets out his first tiger roar—

"Roar roar roar roar!"

Hearing his own cry, Yu Yiqu sheds tears: ...Wait, where is the dignity of the king of beasts?!

Outwardly fierce and inwardly cruel, the king of beasts, the South China tiger, has fewer than 20 individuals left in the wild.

The entire tiger clan is shrouded in the shadow of impending extinction, day and night longing for the arrival of a cub.

Until one day, a fluffy ball that can't even walk steadily, with a milky voice, stumbles into the territory of an adult South China tiger...

Big South China Tiger: Cub! Alive!!!

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Yu Yiqu, who has successfully infiltrated the wild tiger clan, relies on the doting of the entire clan to help them survive natural disasters, improve their habitat, and protect the younger brothers and sisters of the tiger clan...

Later, Yu Yiqu transforms into a Gobi bear cub in a desolate desert, a snow wolf baby living in a snowy land, a wild panda cub under the spotlight...

No matter what cub he becomes, today's Yu Yiqu still wants to use cuteness to save the world!

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Synopsis: The happy little sand sculpture Yu Mu Fan transmigrates into the despised male supporting character of a wealthy family abuse novel.

As a contrast group to highlight the suffering of the protagonist, the male supporting character is stupid, degenerate, and outrageous.

In the end, he is driven out of the family, which is very tragic.

But—

He has a powerful, wealthy, and extremely devoted top who loves Yu Mu Fan without bottom line! Even though he is repeatedly used by Yu Mu Fan, in the end, he still picks up the broken and rotten him, imprisons him, and forces various plays.

Yu Mu Fan: It's just eight times a night, it's not unbearable... right?

What kind of plot development is this! I might as well just give up!

Yu Mu Fan transmigrates into the book when the plot is already halfway through.

The protagonist's uke and his group force him to kneel, mocking: What kind of trash dare to aim high for the protagonist's seme!

Everyone else is watching the excitement, and the protagonist's seme has a cold expression, full of disgust for him.

Yu Mu Fan flips the table on the spot and, before others can make a move, throws himself into Shi Lin Yi's arms.

"My boyfriend is rich and handsome, who cares about your family's scum man!"

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One day, Shi Lin Yi discovers that he is in a book.

He is the richest and most handsome top in the book, and his only black history is that he likes a despised person who doesn't know his place.

He sleeps by his pillow, muttering the protagonist's seme's name in his dreams.

Shi Lin Yi plans to take one last look at him and then avoid the stupid plot.

The next second...

Yu Mu Fan takes the initiative to embrace him, his fingers tightly gripping the corner of Shi Lin Yi's clothes, his wet eyes full of attachment.

"They want to hit me, I'm so scared..."

Shi Lin Yi's face changes in an instant: Who dares to touch my wife?!

A rotten and shameless uke who has no desire to survive × A top who is a big shot and won't let go even if he is spoiled

Content tags: Entertainment Industry, System, Comedy, Variety Show, Mind Reading

Yi Jingchen

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One-sentence introduction: Tremble! Inner entertainment industry!

Theme: Always pursue truth on the professional path.