Dong Yu followed Guan Nianwei's instructions and registered a Weibo account. He followed bloggers with real talent in various fields, intending to see what the fashion trends of the era were through their daily Weibo posts.
But from time to time, she would see comments about innocent little green grass such as "grass", "too grassy", "I'm really grassy" etc. under the comments, and these comments appeared in different contexts. This made her, as a novice on the Internet, extremely curious about this word.
She also tried to decipher the meaning of the word with the help of context, but found that this didn't work at all, because the word appeared in various contexts, which added considerable obstacles to her.
When someone posts a good-looking photo of themselves, the comment is: Damn! Is she a fairy descending to earth?
Someone was talking about being bullied and commented: Damn! That person is so disgusting, touch you.
According to her understanding of this word, it is a natural plant, but ordinary people don't seem to understand it that way.
So what does the word "grass" mean?
Guan Nianwei never thought that Dongyu would ask such a stupid question, and what she didn't expect was that Dongyu would say this word to her with a sincere face - the feeling of being "offended" by someone with a sincere face was really subtle.
Guan Nianwei adjusted the frame of her glasses and followed Dong Yu into the elevator of the underground parking lot. Her brain was working rapidly, thinking about how to explain this wonderful word to this immortal who was not concerned with worldly matters.
In contemporary online culture, the word "grass" no longer simply refers to the grass that can photosynthesize. It has a lot of extended meanings. It can be used as an interjection to describe many emotions, such as shock or anger. Moreover, it can also be used as a verb...
Guan Nianwei silently pressed the elevator button. She hesitated on the verb. Would it be a bit of a desecration of her sacred ears to tell this to President Dong?
If the Emperor of Heaven knew that a mortal had taught his daughter improperly, would he be so angry that he wanted to destroy the world?
After thinking for a moment, Guan Nianwei explained the noun and modal particle of "grass" to Dongyu, so that Dongyu could quickly understand what the netizens meant. As for the verb... let's talk about it later. If she didn't ask, she was too embarrassed to say it directly.
The elevator arrived quickly, and Guan Nianwei walked ahead to find the target room.
Dong Yu seemed to want to say something, but when he saw Guan Nianwei's back as she was seriously looking for the target resident, he temporarily stopped thinking and planned to ask again when he had time.
The person they are looking for today is one of Zhishan, an editor named Lin Shuqi.
Guan Nianwei had some impression of this editor because she was the editor of Xue Cheng, a best-selling author of fantasy novels. Xue Cheng's worldview is very grand and interesting, and his original immortal system is very mature and rigorous, and he is very famous in the online literature world.
Guan Nianwei's roommate Liu Anan is his die-hard fan of the book. When Liu Anan was a freshman, he was crazy about recommending the book to the other three people in the dormitory, so Guan Nianwei, who doesn't read fantasy novels, knows him.
However, he likes to procrastinate, but this is a problem in the past. After Lin Shuqi took over, this problem has disappeared. For this reason, his readers are very caring towards this editor Lin, almost looking at her as a lifesaver.
Guan Nianwei also heard that Xue Cheng’s reader’s savior was a ruthless person... She didn’t know whether this insurance contract could be signed smoothly.
Dongyu told her that the way to get the most evil and the most good to sign a contract is to fight evil with evil and fight good with good. She didn't know if their goodness could "control" her.
Guan Nianwei finally found Lin Shuqi's home. She stopped in front of her door, looked back, and confirmed that Dong Yugen had come up before reaching out to press the doorbell.
A female voice came from inside: "Who is it?"
Guan Nianwei straightened her clothes and smiled politely at the peephole on the door: "Hello, we are from the insurance company. We would like to disturb you for a moment. Is that ok?"
Before she could continue, Lin Shuqi responded angrily, "No, I don't want to buy it. Go away." Every word she said revealed her complete rejection of "insurance."
Guan Nianwei: “…”
As a novice in insurance sales, she feels that she still has a lot to learn, such as language tactics, how to trick customers into opening the door and listening to her more, etc.
Guan Nianwei mustered up her courage and knocked on the door again: "We assure you that you will not spend a penny more, and the terms of the contract are very generous, which will only benefit you." Finally, she added, "We are not scammers, please rest assured!"
Lin Shuqi seemed to have turned back again, and her voice came through the closed door, with a hint of doubt: "Not spending a penny?"
Guan Nianwei responded: "Yes, we promise that you won't spend a penny."
Lin Shuqi said meaningfully, then changed the subject: "You still say you're not a liar! Even liars who come to sell goods at customers' door-to-door sales like to say they won't let customers spend a penny!"
Lin Shuqi drove them away: "Hurry up and leave, or I'll call the police!"
Guan Nianwei: “…”
Her logic is so rigorous!
Guan Nianwei turned around and looked at Dong Yu, who had been silent, and asked inquiringly, "Boss Dong?"
Dong Yu crossed his arms over his chest, his eyes fixed on the tightly closed door, with a hint of surprise on his face: "I've lived so long, but this is the first time I've been treated as a liar."
And yesterday’s technology.
The mortals of the new era are truly amazing.
Guan Nianwei said somewhat speechlessly: "...I think your focus may be a little off."
The focus now is obviously how to solve the problem of being rejected!
Dong Yu was not panicked at all, and asked slowly: "Do you know who else lives here?"
Guan Nianwei: "Who?"
Dongyu: "Xue Cheng."
Dongyu said calmly: "She doesn't want to see us, but she won't want to see Xuecheng."
Lin Shuqi is Xue Cheng's editor, and the two have a close relationship and are also friends in private. If Xue Cheng came forward to let her see the insurance contract, it might be much better than the current situation.
Guan Nianwei hesitated and said, "But President Dong, we don't know Xue Cheng either?"
Since we don't know each other, if we go to disturb them rashly, wouldn't we just be turned away somewhere else?
Dong Yu said very calmly: "Then go and get to know him."
Guan Nianwei: “?”
How did she say this so easily?
…
Xue Cheng and Lin Shuqi happened to live in the same community and the same building. Xue Cheng lived upstairs from Lin Shuqi, and they were exactly in a bunk bed relationship.
Guan Nianwei stood at the door.
Dong Yu said she wanted to observe Xue Cheng, and disappeared early, so Guan Nianwei didn't know where she was now, but she could hear her voice in her heart.
Dongyu asked her to ring the doorbell. Although Guan Nianwei didn't understand why she wanted to observe Xuecheng, she still did as she was told and rang the doorbell.
A few minutes later, the door was opened a little, and a young man with a messy hair and a particularly clear and good-looking face appeared behind the door. He straightened his messy hair, looked at Guan Nianwei and asked politely, "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"
Guan Nianwei did what she had agreed with Dongyu at the beginning. She held out a stack of documents from her arms and said softly, "These are some contracts of Yunting. I need your review now. May I come in?"
Xue Cheng was puzzled: "Yun Ting?"
Guan Nianwei said: "Yes, Yunting, that's the Yunting Group on TV."
Xue Cheng's brows frowned even more tightly, but he did not refuse. He opened the door and let her in.
The room was a little messy, the coffee table was piled with sundries, and the clothes that should have been hung on the hangers were thrown on the sofa. Every corner was filled with the atmosphere of a life that was free and unfettered.
Guan Nianwei calmly pushed the frame of her glasses on her nose. It seems that she is a talented person who is "not bound by rules".
Then she heard Dongyu's voice in her mind, succinctly expressing her shock at Xuecheng's "unconventional" attitude: "Fuck."
Guan Nianwei: “…”
President Dong is a quick learner and user, keeping up with the pace of the Internet age - she has to start getting used to hearing someone as serious as Dong Yu saying "grass".
"I'm sorry to have embarrassed you." Xue Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, and quickly put all the clothes on the sofa into the bedroom. He also reluctantly cleared a small space on the coffee table that was piled with books and other things so that Guan Nianwei could put the documents.
Guan Nianwei was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so she said considerately: "It's okay, your life is your own, just make sure you feel comfortable."
When living alone, it is natural for you to choose the most comfortable lifestyle.
Xue Cheng asked her to sit down and poured her some warm water. The atmosphere suddenly became awkward again. Guan Nianwei took the initiative to open the topic: "Mr. Xue Cheng, my roommate likes to read your book very much."
When Xue Cheng mentioned the field he was familiar with, his expression relaxed a little: "Ah, really?" He couldn't help but tease himself, "Then she must hate delaying the submission of manuscripts."
Before Lin Shuqi took over Xue Cheng, Xue Cheng had already carved out its own niche in the online literature world with its brilliant storylines, fluent and delicate narrative skills, and unique world system, and successfully captured the hearts of thousands of readers.
Later, he frantically delayed submitting the manuscript for five months. No reader knew why he didn't update, but they were reluctant to part with his wonderful story, so they could only squat at the bottom of the pit and curse him civilized while he called out to him pitifully.
Because he has a huge number of readers and many people are calling him, this incident even became a hot search. Lin Shuqi took over his post the day before the hot search, and he updated it the day after the hot search broke out.
His readers hate his procrastination in submitting articles, and because he updates his articles every two weeks, they would go to his Weibo every two weeks to supervise him and ask him to submit updates on time, or they would go to Lin Shuqi's Weibo in advance to complain and tell Sister Lin that "I feel sorry for the child, he is going to die without the latest chapters."
Liu Anan was also squatting at the bottom of the pit while cursing back then. Guan Nianwei certainly had an impression of that. She pushed her glasses and said, "She has always been curious about why you delayed the manuscript for so long. If your editor at the time hadn't informed everyone that you were safe..."
She will think you are buried.
Xue Cheng laughed twice and said, "The reason is very simple. I have enough money to spend and my reputation has reached a level that won't fall any further. So I become a little lazy and don't want to work hard anymore."
As soon as he finished speaking, Dong Yu suddenly appeared and stood next to the coffee table, looking down at them with a majestic aura.
Guan Nianwei: “…”
It’s true that her appearance was surprising, but isn’t she afraid of scaring other mortals? !
Xue Cheng almost jumped up from the sofa. When he saw Dong Yu's appearance, his eyes widened instantly: "Sister Dong Yu, why are you here?!"
Guan Nianwei: “……?”
What's going on? Do they know each other? Xue Cheng is not a human either?!
Dong Yu bent down slightly, stretched out his hand and gently pushed aside Xue Cheng's hair that was almost covering his eyes, then looked into his dark eyes and opened his red lips slightly: "Why I am here is not important."
"The important thing is that I know you don't want to work hard."
Xue Cheng suddenly had a bad feeling.
The next second, he saw Dongyu take out his cell phone without hesitation, and calmly complained in front of him: "Father, Xue Cheng said he doesn't want to work hard anymore and wants to go back to inherit the Heavenly Palace."
Xue Cheng was shocked: "!!!"
He immediately jumped up from the sofa, rushed to the phone and tried to defend himself: "Father, I didn't! I really want to work hard!!!"
God can testify, my sister cheated me!!!
Dongyu raised her hand and placed it on his forehead, pushing him away mercilessly. Xuecheng then stretched out her hand to grab her phone.
The scene was as childish as a kindergarten fight.
Guan Nianwei: “…”
You second generation of gods... are really amazing.
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