130 Weird Theater 1
◎The mentally ill person who is dying◎
He talked for a long time, but seeing that the three of them were silent, Zhou Jiayi stopped the topic awkwardly: "Why aren't you talking? Have you heard about it too?"
Sang Mian thought to herself that she had not only heard about it, she had also seen it with her own eyes.
"I just returned to the guild, how would I know about these indecent things!" Sang Mian wiped the sweat off his forehead guiltily, muttering to himself: "Why would a grown man like you care about the secret recipe? Do you also want to have a baby? I didn't expect Zhou Jiayi to be this kind of person!"
“…”
After saying that, Sang Mian quickly left.
"?" Zhou Jiayi hesitated to speak. What's wrong with him? He is just a gentle and elegant young man, okay?
Looking at Zhou Jiayi who was feeling very aggrieved, Bai Tang sighed: "Don't ask about things you shouldn't ask about, young man, you are too curious."
Xia Qing nodded seriously: "I support Sister Sang this time. Zhou Jiayi, why are you so concerned about the secret recipe for having a baby? I really don't understand the young people nowadays..."
After saying that, he and Bai Tang exited the game hall together, leaving Zhou Jiayi standing there in a daze with a confused look on his face.
*
Twenty days of relaxing days passed, and finally the day to enter the dungeon arrived. When Sang Mian entered the game hall, Xia Qing and Bai Tang were already waiting for her.
Unexpectedly, the two brothers Zhou Jiayi and Zhou Jianyi were also present.
Bai Tang explained: "This dungeon is quite difficult, so it's better to have more people on your side, so as to avoid being matched with players from the Eternal Night Cult."
Zhou Jianyi smiled mischievously: "Don't worry, my brother and I are here."
Sang Mian had no objection. Tangtang was very thoughtful. The director of the third weird hospital would definitely appear in the copy. She had no time to deal with the members of the Eternal Night Cult causing trouble. Her own people were very important.
Zhou Jiayi said elegantly: "No problem, let's go into the dungeon now. I'm very interested in the dungeon about Xishi."
"Wait a minute!" Bai Tang took out a small card from his pocket mysteriously: "I haven't scratched the scratch card I got from the last instance yet! I wanted to scratch it with you guys."
Xia Qing covered her mouth and screamed, "Scratch lottery! Sister Tangtang actually won a scratch lottery! Sister Sang and I don't have any!"
Bai Tang smiled sheepishly: "Maybe because I'm the owner of a canning factory, the game gave me one."
Seeing Bai Tang easily take out a scratch ticket, Zhou Jianyi was stunned. He said in disbelief: "Are you still human? You got another scratch ticket?"
Sang Mian shrugged and said in a very calm tone: "There is no way, he is too strong, we don't want to do that."
Zhou Jianyi: "..." He should not speak if he is being treated as such...
It was an exciting moment! After discussion, everyone decided to let Xia Qing do the scratching, after all, her luck was the best among the three of them!
Xia Qing held the light card in his hand, feeling as if his heart was weighed down by a heavy weight. He didn't know what good things he could get this time.
Under everyone's gaze, she scratched off the layer, and golden fonts appeared on the card.
[Crying Card: Let Weirdly remember the painful past and cry loudly for 30 minutes (listen to Weirdly's pain or run away!)]
"It looks like a skill card with control function, which is pretty good!" Sang Mian said, "Just like the previous dark crawling card, when we encounter danger, we can quickly run away!"
Xia Qing was a little disappointed: "But this card can only be used on one weirdo, and the previous card is a group effect."
Bai Tang smiled sweetly: "It's a very good skill card, it's very good for saving lives at the critical moment!"
Zhou Jiayi, Zhou Jianyi: "..." They were really jealous! They had gone through so many dungeons but only got a few skill cards. These three had only gone through a few dungeons! They got skill cards almost every time! And now they picked it up?
Zhou Jiayi covered his chest and said, "You can't compare yourself with others. Comparing yourself with others will only make you angry!"
Bai Tang happily put away the skill card: "Okay, now we can enter the dungeon."
After using the team card, five people clicked at the same time to enter the copy. After a period of darkness, bright light shone into Sang Mian's sight.
This time the surroundings were exceptionally quiet, and she called out softly, "Xiaoqing? Tangtang?"
No one responded to her. Sang Mian looked around. It was a room with four white walls. She was sitting on a stool in the middle of the room with a table in front of her. It looked like an interview site.
[The Weird Theater is officially loaded... Player 080369 has successfully joined the Weird Theater. Since the heroine of the theater "Xi Shi Washing Silk" is too worried to act, please help the heroine to untie her knot and return to the stage! The player's false identity is Weird, and the real identity is human. Please hide your human identity.]
[Number of players: seven]
[Main Mission: Help the heroine return to the stage and perform a plot that satisfies the audience]
[Task Reward: 1 billion ghost coins, 2 points of strange energy]
【Mission failed: death】
After reading it carefully, Sang Mian understood most of it. It meant that the heroine suffered from depression, and the players were asked to help her resolve her emotional issues. However, none of them were professional psychologists, so wasn’t the main quest a joke?
The door of the room was pushed open while I was daydreaming, and a middle-aged man with a very elegant temperament and wearing a light white linen shirt walked into the room.
Under Sang Mian's gaze, he walked to the table and sat down, face to face with Sang Mian.
Under his elegant eyebrows was an unconcealable sadness: "Young man, nice to meet you. I am the director of the Weird Theater. Next, I will conduct a professional test on you. Only a professional actor can solve Yi Guang's depression."
Sang Mian, who had just made up for her historical knowledge half a month ago, of course knew who Yi Guang was. Xi Shi’s real name was Shi Yi Guang. She became even more curious. Could it be that the heroine was Xi Shi herself?
"I really want to cure Yi Guang, and it makes me sad to see her worried!" Sang Mian asked sincerely, "What is the professional test?"
The dean said: "You need to perform a touching love story to confirm that you are a professional, and then help Xishi perform her story to heal her."
"Great!" Sang Mian said, "Let's start the professional test now!"
The dean smiled with satisfaction: "There are very few new actors who are so motivated. You will definitely succeed."
Sang Mian also laughed and said, "Of course I am. I have a question. Where are my friends?"
"You will meet after you pass the professional test." The dean explained in a good mood: "Let's get ready and start now, but before we start, I want to remind you that if you fail the test, you can't come back~"
The smile on the dean's face suddenly became evil, and he looked at Sang Mian with greedy eyes. Recently, he has been paying close attention to Yi Shi Times. There is a very famous player named Sang Mian who has her own rich assets in the Wuxian world. He has always wanted to meet her.
"Yi Guang must like your tender meat." The dean murmured in a low voice: "Perhaps Yi Guang will recover after a good meal."
"Oh my God, this is so scary, I don't want to die!" Sang Mian screamed expressionlessly, "Dear Dean! How can I pass the test successfully?"
"I have five scripts in my hand. Choose one and start acting." The dean read slowly, "The first one is about the sickly white moonlight, the second one is about the passionate cinnabar mole, the third one is about the male protagonist's childhood sweetheart, the fourth one is about the free-spirited female CEO, and the fifth one is about a mentally ill patient who is about to die."
"Because it's an improvisation, you need to use your superb acting skills to win the love of the male lead and live happily with him."
"Among the five scripts, the Sickly White Moonlight is the easiest. I suggest you choose it." The dean said slowly, "The other scripts are very difficult. The male lead is very difficult to capture. The White Moonlight script only requires the female lead to give her heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidneys to the second female lead in order to win the male lead's love."
Hiding behind a gentle appearance, the dean came up with an extremely wonderful idea. Due to the weird game settings, he couldn't eat Sang Mian directly, but had to wait for Sang Mian to reveal his human flaws.
The dean showed a hypocritical and kind face and said: "Little girl, I will tell you the way to success because we are destined to be together. Please don't let me down!"
Sang Mian said "Oh", and then asked: "Which script is the most difficult?"
The dean's face flashed with annoyance. He had said so much, but he still didn't fall for it? He snorted coldly, "Of course he is a mentally ill patient who is about to die. Are you questioning my advice? Actors who refuse me never have a good ending."
"How could I question your opinion?" Sang Mian showed his full eight-tooth smile, "As the director of the Weird Theater, your opinion is extremely valuable!"
The dean nodded slightly, and she seemed to have some eyes: "Then the Bai Yueguang script..."
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Sang Mian.
"But I am a woman who dares to challenge myself!" Sang Mian said quickly, "I choose the mental patient!"
Can you believe weird words? You must be kidding! It's almost like trying to make players die in various ways.
The dean's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. She was another troublemaker. He had been running the theater for many years and had received many groups of players. Troublemakers like her were the most annoying.
"Are you sure?" the dean asked grimly.
Sang Mian said confidently: "I'm 100 percent sure."
The dean glared at her fiercely and said with a look of displeasure: "As long as you are happy, come with me."
As he said that, he stood up, opened the door, and walked to the backstage of the theater with Sang Mian. Besides her, there were several young male and female weirdos, all of whom were outstanding in appearance. One of them was even more handsome and irresistible, with a high nose, thin lips, and a somewhat bohemian feeling.
"These are the actors who will be acting with you." The dean felt much better after seeing these people. These employees have worked in the Weird Theater for many years. They have professional qualities and are good at eating humans.
Looking at the group of handsome men and beautiful women in front of her, tears of admiration fell from Sang Mian's mouth. She pointed at the handsome actor and asked enthusiastically: "Excuse me, can you be my leading actor?"
The handsome actor smiled shyly: "Of course, it's my pleasure."
Sang Mian also smiled shyly: "Then you must fall in love with me when acting~ We can cultivate our feelings now!"
The handsome actor considered her opinion seriously. He blinked his clear eyes and asked, "How to cultivate feelings?"
Sang Mian probed his fingers and said, "Well...how about letting me feel your abdominal muscles first?"
The dean was in a state of annoyance. He couldn't take it anymore! Are the players nowadays so bold as to hook up with actors? I really don't understand the players nowadays. They think they can't die fast enough, right?
The handsome actor was very cheerful. He lifted up his white shirt and said, "That's a good idea. Feel it now."
Sang Mian excitedly moved forward to touch his abdominal muscles. Before she touched them, she took a quick look and almost fainted. Where were the abdominal muscles? There were only wounds forcibly stitched on his stomach, as dense as a centipede!
The handsome actor then remembered, he touched his head and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I died in a car accident before, my stomach was smashed, sorry."
Sang Mian: “…” The voice of a young girl who wanted to take advantage of someone was gently shattered.
Seeing Sang Mian being humiliated, the dean felt better. He even wanted to sing a song, "Since you two are destined to be together, he will be your leading man."
Sang Mian said dryly: "I apply for a replacement."
"No~" the dean said happily: "The background of the next performance is this. You are a patient in the mental hospital who loves Dr. Ke. Because you look very much like Dr. Ke's deceased ex-wife, Dr. Ke takes good care of you."
Good boy, it’s still bloody substitute literature! Sang Mian’s eyes lost color, and with her keen sense of the dungeon, she asked: “Am I not a mental patient who will soon die? Why will I soon die?”
The dean continued, "During the long time he spent with the heroine, Dr. Ke missed his deceased wife more and more, so he found a witch and decided to summon his deceased wife's soul into the heroine's body. The heroine died after her body was occupied."
Sang Mian thought, even witchcraft is involved, is it really a romance movie? She also discovered a common point, whether it is Bai Yueguang or a mental patient, they can't escape the torture of the body in the end.
She held her chin up in thought. It was absolutely impossible to get her hurt! She had to find a way to win the male protagonist's love before she died.
【Author’s words】
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