Chapter 22: Have you eaten salted fish today?



The brother Jiannan mentioned by Fang Shubai, whose real name is Cui Jiannan, is a middle-aged actor who has played many classic roles.

He has won all the prestigious Best Actor awards in the country. He is well-maintained, looks tall and handsome, and has a calm and mature feeling that young boys do not have.

Mature and stable. Cui Jiannan followed behind Fang Shubai, intending to greet the senior sister mentioned by Fang Shubai. He was smiling at first, but after hearing the conversation between Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu, his smile instantly collapsed. He

turned into deep fear.

He still likes the younger generation, and he is not in competition with young people like Fang Shubai, so the two of them can be said to get along well.

To be precise, Fang Shubai is actually quite enthusiastic with everyone, and he is particularly persistent in asking everyone where they are from.

Cui Jiannan didn't think much about it at that time.

Until he heard that this boy whom he liked quite a lot let a pretty girl eat him, a Sichuanese.

???

Cui Jiannan was not very keen on surfing the Internet, and had no idea that this was a joke. He was already scared.

What about the comfortable and leisurely rural health life? Why did it escalate to cannibalism!

Cui Jiannan almost called the agent who had not yet left, and quickly got away from this terrible program crew.

The program crew was actually also confused, and was completely confused by the conversation between Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu was not very surprised to see Fang Shubai, an acquaintance. She just suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Fang Shubai asked her if she had any schedule the day before. It turned out that he knew that she was going to participate in the program.

She said to Fang Shubai seriously, "It is well known that Guangdong people cannot eat spicy food, let alone the spiciness of Sichuan people. They always choose bt spicy when eating hot pot. Do you want me to die?" "

So Fujian people are more suitable."

Fang Shubai, "..."

When Fang Shubai began to feel spicy again, You Qiuqiu went over to greet the frightened Cui Jiannan.

Obediently.

"Hello, Teacher Cui."

She still knew Cui Jiannan, her parents liked his drama very much.

Cui Jiannan also greeted You Qiuqiu. After You Qiuqiu explained that eating people was just a joke, Cui Jiannan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was too difficult.

He said that such a clean and beautiful girl, how could she eat people.

However, after this opening, the atmosphere of the show instantly became harmonious, shortening the distance between people.

Cui Jiannan was completely humble, so You Qiuqiu didn't have to call him teacher, but could call him Brother Cui just like Fang Shubai did. You Qiuqiu didn't refuse and called him Brother Cui directly.

...

Fang Shubai was very happy to appear in a variety show with You Qiuqiu again.

He can say that he got to know You Qiuqiu very well, and the two of them also kept in touch privately after paying attention to each other.

Fang Shubai felt that You Qiuqiu's acting was very good when he was on "Hello Actor", and it directly brought him into the situation, otherwise he couldn't act so well. After the show was broadcast, Fang Shubai realized that he was completely brought up to his extraordinary performance.

Fang Shubai's mind was full of 666, senior sister is awesome!

Later, he became a hot search. Although he received many warm greetings from the public, Fang Shubai would not take advantage of the situation and sell out his childishness. He still earned a lot of attention.

Fang Shubai simply regarded You Qiuqiu as a lucky star. The

reason why the two were put together today was that the program crew thought it would be funny to see them standing together. Look, they have already started to play jokes as soon as they arrived, and the program crew is happy to see it.

"We are going to meet up with the rest of the people now."

Cui Jiannan interrupted the two young people who were communicating and got to the point.

"Leisure Time" invited a total of six guests. Excluding Cui Jiannan, You Qiuqiu, and Fang Shubai, there are still three others. You Qiuqiu already knew who the other three were from Fang Shubai who was chattering beside him.

One is a married male singer named Tao Anjie, who is good at love songs and high notes and has a good relationship with his wife. There is

also a mother-generation actress, Ma Juan, who has performed in many sketches and is basically retired now, but she will run some variety shows.

The last one is Shi Jing, a third-tier artist who often appears in major TV series, mostly playing supporting roles.

She is the only one who has not arrived yet, even later than You Qiuqiu.

Cui Jiannan and Fang Shubai came to pick up You Qiuqiu in the crew's car. They thought they would also take the program crew's car back this time.

However, the director showed a mysterious smile, stopped Cui Jiannan who wanted to get in the car, and gave the first challenge.

"I'm sorry, everyone. The filming has officially started now. If you want to go back to where you live, you have to rely on yourselves."

Cui Jiannan was dumbfounded.

"How can you rely on yourself?"

The director said, "Walk, run, or take a ride, it's up to you."

At the end, he added a hypocritical "Come on." His tone was full of undisguised schadenfreude.

The three of them, "..."

Fang Shubai cried out in pain, "Oh my God, it's so far away. If we walk, it will take at least an hour, right?!"

The purpose of the program "Leisure Time" is to let everyone go to the countryside, away from the hustle and bustle, and be self-sufficient. It can be regarded as a slow variety show.

The program group wants to be real, so it is not appropriate to rely entirely on the program group's car for travel.

Seeing that the program group was not joking, Cui Jiannan chose to accept reality and asked Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu with a wry smile.

"Do you have any ideas?"

You Qiuqiu was silent.

She heard that the journey would take an hour, looked at the endless path, and the bright sun above her head, and she didn't have any ideas.

So... could they just not go there and lie down here?

Of course they couldn't lie down, but walking was too tiring, so they all decided to try to get a ride.

They stood on the road for a full 20 minutes, their legs were weak, but no one passed by. The only ones who passed by were bicycles, which raised dust and filled their mouths with dust.

"..."

The program crew chose this place very wrong.

In the end, they chose to take the initiative, and they were lucky. Cui Jiannan remembered that there was a family on the way here, so he walked there for a while according to his memory.

Five minutes later, they really found it. The husband was not at home, and there was only a woman holding a child. The woman was quite vigilant at first. You Qiuqiu licked her slightly dry lower lip and asked Cui Jiannan embarrassedly.

"Brother Cui, do you mind sacrificing for us?"

Brother Cui: ?

Although he didn't understand, he still said he didn't mind.

So You Qiuqiu pushed Cui Jiannan out.

Facts have proved that women like handsome men. The woman was relieved after seeing Cui Jiannan, and even asked You Qiuqiu to take a photo with the two of them.

"I have a tricycle at home, but I don't need it now. If you don't mind, I'll lend it to you. But you must remember to return it."

The three people went in empty-handed and came out pushing a tricycle that was not new.

In fact, they also wanted to pay some money, but the program crew was so cunning that they had to hand in all their mobile phones and money for temporary safekeeping.

Cui Jiannan was still a little embarrassed and her face was a little hot. As a middle-aged actor who specializes in acting, this was the first time she was "forced" to sell her beauty.

The program crew also silently recorded this part. Very good, it's already a gimmick -

shock! The actor sold his body just for a tricycle?

...

Cui Jiannan was silently embarrassed here, but Fang Shubai was eager to try.

"Senior, why didn't you push me out just now?"

He thinks he is also very handsome, and he is a male idol who makes a living by his looks!

You Qiuqiu looked at him, "You?"

Just one word, a word with doubt, it seemed to have thousands of words.

Fang Shubai's confidence was broken, what's the matter, isn't he handsome!

You Qiuqiu looked at the other's hair, "Your hair is like a traffic light."

The last time I saw Fang Shubai, it was still golden, this time it was red, and if you collect a green one, it would be a very good traffic light.

You Qiuqiu thinks that by pushing Fang Shubai out, the sister just now probably just wanted her to dye her hair black.

She won't like Fang Shubai's style.

I have to say, You Qiuqiu is telling the truth.

Xiao Fang was a little sad, but he didn't have much time to be sad. They just waited for a ride on the roadside and borrowed a tricycle, which took a lot of time. They had to hurry back to the gathering place for lunch.

Here comes the problem.

Cui Jiannan hesitated, "This thing...how to deal with it."

Okay, as soon as he said this, we knew he didn't know how to do it.

But You Qiuqiu observed it for a while, then waved her hand, "You two get in the car, I'll try it."

...

Cui Jiannan didn't want to, he thought it was inappropriate for a big man to need a little girl to ride.

Fang Shubai didn't want to either.

It wasn't just because of face issues, he was mainly afraid that You Qiuqiu would overturn the car.

Although he still respected the senior sister very much, he always felt that the senior sister was not very reliable. If the car overturned, it would be a real overturn, and it would be life-threatening.

But no matter what, everything was arranged clearly by You Qiuqiu.

The two of them sat on the back of the tricycle trembling and uneasy

. The tricycle was open-top and open to the sky. You Qiuqiu actually thought it was quite fashionable. If it was replaced with a sports car, it would be worth the money. You Qiuqiu was glad that she was wearing trousers today, work pants, which looked very neat and tidy. If she wore a skirt, it would be a bit troublesome.

She rode the tricycle.

The program crew also had doubts about You Qiuqiu's ability to ride a tricycle, but no matter what, the plot was very interesting.

There was no rollover scene as everyone thought. After You Qiuqiu got on the car, she tested it twice and it moved. Her hands controlled the handlebars to maintain a sense of direction, and the tricycle moved along.

You Qiuqiu knew how to ride a bicycle before. When she was in school, she was also a bicycle god and a leader. Recently, she has been practicing on the space walker in the gym all day. It is the one that looks like a bicycle, so it is not difficult for her to pedal a tricycle.

In the sun, her long and straight legs are shining. Such two beautiful legs -

it would be a pity not to ride a tricycle.

You Qiuqiu did not waste these two slender legs. She pedaled the tricycle hard and happily. She felt like she had discovered a new toy. It was like opening up a new continent.

The breeze blew across her cheek. The air in the town, or more precisely, the countryside of the town, was fresh and clean. You Qiuqiu could even smell the scent of grass and flowers.

The tricycle was quite fast. None of the program staff thought that You Qiuqiu would be able to handle it so smoothly. They were stunned for a while.

The cameramen didn't react.

Suddenly, one of the cameramen shouted, "Catch up, it's running too far!"

Everyone woke up from the dream.

A dozen people chased after the tricycle, panting, but just when they were about to catch up, they saw the tricycle in front of them turned around again.

It rode towards them.

Program staff: ???

You Qiuqiu ran the wrong way.

She had never been to the gathering place at all. She just rode randomly based on instinct. Fang Shubai was totally useless and kept flattering her.

In the end, Cui Jiannan spoke weakly and raised an objection, and You Qiuqiu turned the tricycle around again.

...

The program crew followed You Qiuqiu's rhythm. They got in the car and asked someone to drive slowly while patting You Qiuqiu on the tricycle.

You Qiuqiu: Is this how you do it?

While riding the tricycle, she cleared her throat and started singing to cheer herself up.

"Ride my beloved... tricycle, it will never get stuck in traffic~"

The director was silent, the cameraman's hands were shaking with the camera, and Fang Shubai, he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Senior, why are you singing out of tune?"

Fang Shubai was already tactful enough.

To be precise, You Qiuqiu's singing was not out of tune, she was not in tune at all.

You Qiuqiu:?

When she heard this, her feet that were still pedaling stopped, she turned around and pointed at Fang Shubai.

"You, come here."

Just sit in the back and do nothing, but you actually complain that her singing is bad?

How dare you.

You Qiuqiu's excitement at the beginning of riding the bike had passed. The weight of the two big men was still considerable. Under the scorching sun, You Qiuqiu's physical strength was reduced to zero.

Fang Shubai was assigned from the VIP seat of the tricycle to the driver's seat because of his quick mouth.

"......"

But he was not like Cui Jiannan, who had never ridden a bicycle and had no basics. Except for being a little clumsy at the beginning, he quickly mastered the tricks.

In the end, Fang Shubai drove everyone back. It took an hour to walk, but riding a tricycle cut the time in half. Cui Jiannan kept saying sorry that he couldn't help at all, but You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai didn't take it to heart.

Cui Jiannan just couldn't do it, and he was the senior, and the two younger generations couldn't let the seniors carry them.

...

The gathering place was actually an ordinary farmer's house. The program crew had bought a relatively spacious farmhouse in advance and renovated it.

There is a large yard, bluestone slabs, and cement floors. Although it is not as luxurious as a city villa, it is very quiet with mountains and water next to it.

You Qiuqiu was introduced to singer Tao Anjie and mother-generation sketch artist Ma Juan by Cui Jiannan.

Ma Juan and You Qiuqiu look the same in many evening shows, smiling kindly and amiably. When You Qiuqiu entered the door, Tao Anjie was chopping wood and seemed to be very easy to get along with.

Fang Shubai seemed to be familiar with them and was not shy. When Ma Juan handed him a towel to wipe his sweat and complained about how he got himself into this state, he turned around and around and finally turned to You Qiuqiu's bad singing.

You Qiuqiu, who was sitting comfortably on the bench: ???

She doesn't sing badly.

You Qiuqiu explained, "I won the first prize in a singing competition when I was in school." She said it seriously.

The main thing is that she was telling the truth.

Fang Shubai is bolder now. He may be too excited. He pinched his waist and laughed non-stop, gasping for breath. Finally, he asked Cui Jiannan.

"Brother Jiannan, what do you think of the senior sister's singing?"

Facing You Qiuqiu's gaze, Cui Jiannan smiled awkwardly, turned his head away, and did not intend to join the group chat, "I'm going to chop wood."

Program team: Movie King, are your acting skills used at times like this?

Tao Anjie patted Fang Shubai on the shoulder, "How can you say that."

He turned to You Qiuqiu.

"He is just exaggerating on purpose. Qiuqiu sings a line and I want to listen. I'm a professional. Don't bother him."

Tao Anjie is a professional singer and has also started to be a mentor for singer selection programs in the past two years.

He heard that You Qiuqiu's voice was very sweet. It was good for a young girl to have such a voice. Even if she was out of tune, how out of tune could she be?

Tao Anjie felt that Fang Shubai was too much. He would never get a wife if he treated a girl like this.

You Qiuqiu stood up from her chair, "Do you really want to sing?"

She felt that being singled out was a bit too important.

But everyone was staring at her, especially Tao Anjie who was speaking for her and looking at her with expectant eyes. So You Qiuqiu cleared her throat and started to sing, showing the posture of going to school for a literary and artistic performance.

Accompanied by the breeze, the young girl with outstanding looks sang loudly.

The other cameramen who had never seen You Qiuqiu sing:?

Ma Juan:?

The encouraging and expectant smile on Tao Anjie's face was torn.

He was almost sent away on the spot.

Originally, he thought it was just an unprofessional review. He had reviewed other people's singing many times before, but this time his life was in danger.

How could a young girl sing so unexpectedly and completely out of tune?

What kind of death singer is this!

The director covered his ears, his face flushed, but he still nodded vigorously, "Good material, good material."

...

Everyone dispersed tacitly, doing what they should do, and doing something if they didn't know what to do.

At this time, Fang Shubai began to reflect on whether he had gone too far, and comforted You Qiuqiu, "It's okay, senior sister, you are an actor, you won't lose your job."

Although he didn't know why You Qiuqiu had such good conditions, she was worried about losing her job.

And You Qiuqiu was indeed comforted.

Yes, she is not a singer, and President Sheng will not fire her just because she doesn't sing well.

Besides, Mr. Sheng should have heard her singing, but he didn't say anything.

The five guests have arrived, and the program crew has shot some footage. Another female guest, Shi Jing, arrived at night.

Cameras are everywhere, but there are still places where cameras will not be installed. Fang Shubai hesitated before Shi Jing came, but still grabbed You Qiuqiu.

"Senior, please pay attention to Shi Jing. She is a difficult person to get along with. I think she will target us."

Shi Jing is famous for being pretentious and irritable. She often posts about ordinary people on Weibo, quarrels with ordinary people, and greets her family with organs. She has a very bad temper and doesn't have many friends in the circle. The media says that she is difficult to deal with and does not cooperate with interviews.

However, the variety show still likes to invite Shi Jing.

Everyone is harmonious and peaceful, which is good for the guests, as there are no weird colleagues. However, for the variety show that wants to increase ratings, it is not very unpleasant.

Shi Jing is pretentious and irritable. People who dislike her hate her to death, while people who like her say that she is true to her nature. Her personality makes it easy for her to cause trouble in the show, so she is considered a regular on the variety show.

You Qiuqiu blinked, but did not react much.

Shi Jing arrived very late. She was wearing a leather jacket and big red lips. She actually looked a little plain, but because of her eyes and her dress, she seemed not easy to mess with.

Shi Jing was not targeting Fang Shubai, she was targeting You Qiuqiu.

...

That night Shi Jing started to find fault.

Everyone stayed in the farmhouse at night, separated by men and women, and then there was a big dormitory. You Qiuqiu, Shi Jing, and Ma Juan had to live in the same room. The place was quite large, but they were all connected.

Ma Juan took the middle position first. You Qiuqiu felt that the left and right were about the same, so she put the quilt cover closest to her.

Then Shi Jing spoke.

"I want to be there."

She didn't speak early or late, but chose to speak when You Qiuqiu put all her things down.

And it was not a negotiating tone.

If it were someone else, they would probably explode right away, or at least argue with her.

Shi Jing folded her arms, like a rooster with its head held high, waiting for You Qiuqiu to say no so she could fight back.

Then You Qiuqiu said without much emotion, "Oh."

You Qiuqiu picked up the sheets and quilts that had been put down, turned to the other side, spread them out, and put them on.

She didn't have much opinion on where to sleep, it was all the same anyway, and there was no good or bad.

Since Shi Jing liked that place, let her sleep there, and it wouldn't harm her interests.

Shi Jing was completely confused.

No... was that charming face of hers for nothing?

Just like that? ? ?

You Qiuqiu couldn't cooperate any more, and Shi Jing was at a disadvantage. When she wanted to do something else, she saw that You Qiuqiu had fallen asleep with the quilt in her arms.

She put her two white arms outside, draped them on the quilt, and pulled the quilt in front of her, as if she was holding a big doll.

She slept soundly, with a peaceful smile on her pretty face.

You Qiuqiu was really tired. Not only was she tired, but her legs also hurt because she had been riding a tricycle for a long time, so she basically fell asleep as soon as she touched the pillow.

In her dreams, You Qiuqiu always dreamed of being in the gym, and the personal trainer told her not to be lazy, saying that if she was lazy, he would take a photo and upload it to Weibo for fans to see. You

Qiuqiu in the dream: ???

Shi Jing was about to shut herself in.

This feeling of punching cotton is the most powerless.

After standing aside and staring at the sleeping You Qiuqiu for a while, Shi Jing was at a loss as to what to do. At Ma Juan's urging, she could only hang towels and clothes on the camera and go to sleep first.

Nothing happened that night, and You Qiuqiu had a nightmare about cycling in the gym all night.

When You Qiuqiu woke up, dragging his sore legs with lifeless eyes, he felt it was really terrible.

...

Everyone gathered together, said hello, and had a breakfast, but before they were full, the program team sent the task card.

After breakfast today, the program team will no longer provide any food, and the guests must rely on their hands to get food.

"What if you get nothing?"

Tao Anjie frowned.

The director was cruel, "Then you can only starve."

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