If Fang Shubai was here, You Qiuqiu would tell him loudly that no, she didn't like it.
She said she liked it before but was afraid of being recognized.
But in fact, fans already knew that she was the one selling oranges, and they had been waiting in the live broadcast room for several days. President Sheng also knew about it and was madly releasing cold air to her, and rolling his eyes.
So why is she pretending to be so strong?
...
Anyway, after "Leisure Time" officially announced the six guests, the variety show premiered.
The first batch of viewers were mostly fans of Cui Jiannan and Tao Anjie, and everyone went directly for them.
This is also the main reason why the program crew spent a lot of money to invite these two people to sit in.
Cui Jiannan has acted in many well-known TV dramas. He looks gentle and elegant, and his acting skills are excellent. Tao Anjie's songs are really powerful. Every time he releases a new song, it will directly top the major music charts. After becoming a father, he is also well-known in the circle for loving his children and wife.
Ma Juan has a role filter. She is also a very kind elder. Her popularity among passers-by is better than a group of top stars. Shi Jing is also good. Her personality is controversial and popular. However, Shi Jing has not appeared before, so not many fans are waiting. However,
they did not expect that on an ordinary night, a variety show that could not be newer would fall into the pit of an 18th-tier female artist named You Qiuqiu.
At the beginning of the program, the parallel time and space cut to the interviews of each star in the car. Cui Jiannan was very well-mannered, Tao Anjie was also very nice, and Fang Shubai was lively and even mingled with the people in the program crew.
The camera moved to You Qiuqiu.
After getting on the program crew's car and greeting the cameraman, she lay there and watched her eyelids getting heavier and heavier, and then she fell asleep.
Audience: ???
How did she fall asleep?
The program crew wrote on You Qiuqiu's part:
[Normal shooting, not a still picture, because there was no time to tell Qiuqiu that there was another interview, and she slept too soundly and didn't wake up, and the cameraman didn't have the heart to call her, so the interview in the car was gone. 】
Comments began to appear on the screen.
"Hahaha, what kind of reality is this? I just thought there was a problem with my network, no wonder it didn't move, it turns out she has been sleeping."
"Cameraman, tell me, are you coveting her beauty and don't have the heart to wake her up? (dog head)"
"Hey, she's a little cute, and really pretty, is she a newcomer?"
"It seems to be the one who fell asleep at the awards ceremony and became a hot topic. Can she always sleep like this?"
The program crew gave You Qiuqiu a few seconds of sleeping shots, and she slept soundly.
The main reason is that she looks good, and she is not afraid of being photographed close to her face. Some people even asked if she was wearing no makeup.
The introduction in the car was quite standard, except for You Qiuqiu, who fell asleep. Basically, it was skipped except for being praised for her good looks.
Everyone's attention was focused on the other people who arrived at the residence in advance.
Until Fang Shubai heard that You Qiuqiu was about to arrive and was going to pick her up, Fang Shubai's fans popularized science on the bullet screen.
"They have filmed "Hello Acting" together before, and it seems that they have a very good relationship."
Cui Jiannan also took the initiative to ask to go with Fang Shubai.
The bullet screen was no longer gentle this time, and suddenly it was all refreshed -
high energy ahead, please pay attention, this is not a drill, non-combatants quickly retreat!!!
At this time, the audience watching from the back did not know what was about to happen, just like the actor Cui, who looked gentle and elegant with his signature smile on the screen, did not know what he would experience.
…
The famous high-energy scene appeared.
When Fang Shubai saw You Qiuqiu coming out of the car, his first words were not a greeting, but "Senior sister, I have asked around, you can eat Brother Jiannan, Brother Jiannan is from Sichuan, and he likes spicy food, which is much better than Fujianese food."
The program crew cut to Cui Jiannan's face at the right time.
His expression was also very vivid, from smiling to panic, coupled with the words [the smile gradually disappears], it simply couldn't have a more dramatic effect.
Audience: What's the matter, do you have to eat people for a show?
Cui Jiannan's fans: Protect our Fang Cui brother, but Cui brother's scared expression is really cute, 2333.
You Qiuqiu came out to explain the joke to the audience. She had previously joked to Fang Shubai that Cantonese people eat Fujianese people, and then Fang Shubai was afraid that she really had some idea about him, so he tried to push out Cui Jiannan, who had a Sichuan spicy taste.
She also threatened Fang Shubai that Cantonese people can't eat Sichuanese people because it's too spicy, so they can eat Fujianese people. Fang Shubai's expression was also very funny.
Some viewers said, thank you, I laughed.
Previously, the seniors and juniors appeared on the show and joined hands to go to the hot search. Many people still remember the kidney piercing joke, and now they are gathered together again, and people can't help laughing at the beginning.
With this beginning, the barrage also became cheerful.
"Fang Shubai, you are an idol, why are you so silly, hhh."
"Yes, we Guangdong people really can't eat spicy food, Fujian people are more suitable for it."
"Fujian people are trembling, I really don't taste good."
"That Fujianese, stop, I don't believe it, unless... let me take a bite!"
With Fang Shubai's opening that Sichuan people like spicy food, netizens also opened up other ideas.
What Jiangsu people like sweet food, Zhejiang people like sweet and salty food, Shandong people like pancakes and green onions.
Netizens followed suit.
Because of this unexpected opening, it gradually became You Qiuqiu's home court.
It's not that she deliberately competed for the camera, but netizens found that she was too interesting!
...
In order to get back to their residence, You Qiuqiu borrowed a tricycle and asked the actor to show off his body. When Fang Shubai was still a little disappointed as to why he was not allowed to go on stage, You Qiuqiu described his hair as a traffic light...
The performance of the three people was simply enough to make the audience laugh to death.
The actor was "forced to show off his body", but Cui Jiannan's fans were not dissatisfied at all, but were extremely happy.
Thanks to You Qiuqiu, Cui Ge correctly recognized his own looks. He is a handsome man. They have been fans of Cui Jiannan for many years. In fact, they know that Cui Jiannan looks easy to talk to, but is actually a more introverted person.
It is rare to show so many small expressions in such a short time, even shy. It has to be said that it is a huge surprise.
Fang Shubai's fans originally thought that the red-haired Fang was also very handsome. When You Qiuqiu described him as a traffic light, they thought of the yellow-haired Fang before.
Fang Shubai's fans: It's over... I seem to have been brainwashed. I also think I look like a traffic light.
And You Qiuqiu riding a tricycle was greeted by a barrage of gentleman comments.
"I'm typing with both hands to prove my innocence."
"This leg... I'm fine again!"
You Qiuqiu was pedaling a tricycle with two grown men on the back. This scene was really funny and cool.
Passersby, "I think You Qiuqiu is good. She can even pull two male artists on a tricycle. She has great physical fitness." Parents
and mothers who know the truth and have seen You Qiuqiu being destroyed by the gym: This all probably started with a food broadcast.
It was that food broadcast that made Qiuzai gain ten pounds, and it was also that food broadcast that made Qiuzai know the thing called an exercise bike in the gym.
Look, does Qiuzai pedaling a tricycle look exactly the same as pedaling an exercise bike?
The father and mother fans are proud that their child's advantages have been discovered, but they also want to make her pants longer. These pants are a bit short. It would be better if they reached the ankles.
Another high-energy point is when You Qiuqiu and the other two returned to their residence, and Fang Shubai complained that You Qiuqiu's singing was bad.
Barrage: "To be honest, I feel a little bad." "You Qiuqiu's humming was indeed not very good before." "It was more casual at that time. Now let's listen to her formal singing. Tao Anjie said that You Qiuqiu has a good voice, and I think she can't be wrong."
After You Qiuqiu opened her voice, netizens regretted it.
Regretted the same as Tao Anjie.
Oh my God, what kind of death singer is this!
I want a pair of ears that have never heard You Qiuqiu sing.
This female artist named You Qiuqiu is really beautiful, but it's a pity that she can only sing.
…
The TV station where “Leisure Time” is produced is indeed a strong station, and the director of this program is indeed a director who has produced several popular variety shows. He edited out everything that netizens want to watch.
The director does not brag about himself. He thinks that such a good effect is not only his own credit, but also because these six people are worry-free.
There are all the funny points and explosive points.
If it were the rest of the group, they would be too bored. He would not be able to edit out so much material, and there are so many jokes here that they are free, and the dramatic effect is first-class.
Take Shi Jing for example, she was originally invited to come to the show to make trouble with the guests.
Shi Jing really wanted to have a fight, but she went to You Qiuqiu. After facing You Qiuqiu, she couldn't have a fight at all. You Qiuqiu seemed to have lost the instinct of a female artist to have a fight.
So the style of the painting developed in a weird way.
Shi Jing's fight with others turned into a series of slaps in the face. When fishing and picking toon buds, there were not only large areas of "hahahaha" barrages, but also messages to Shi Jing.
The director of "Leisure Time" felt that everything was progressing in a smooth direction.
After watching one episode, netizens were laughing the whole time, and they didn't stop at all. When it ended, they still felt a little uncomfortable.
Ah?
That's it?
I want to watch more!
But variety shows need to keep people on edge, and the next episode will be in a week.
After watching this episode of the variety show, netizens who were extremely excited and have not yet come out of it rushed to Weibo to find their companions who had watched the show.
So on the night when the show was broadcast, a series of related topics, including [Variety Show "Leisure Time"], [The Best Actor Sells His Sexual Appearance for a Tricycle], [Cantonese Eat Fujianese], [Fang Shubai's Red and Green Light Hair], [You Qiuqiu's Death Songstress], all rushed to the hot search.
The most discussed was You Qiuqiu, and even the others could not miss You Qiuqiu.
After such frequent screen swiping, after You Qiuqiu entered the vision of more people, some people became impatient.
- My God, did You Qiuqiu buy some hot search monthly package? It has been on the hot search several times in such a short time.
You Qiuqiu's fans: Thank you for the invitation. My Qiuzai is so poor. He is still struggling for the five social insurances and one housing fund. He has to learn the craft of making candied haws when he goes to the show. I hope that my Qiuzai can afford the hot search in my lifetime.
Other viewers may not understand why You Qiuqiu is learning to make candied haws in the show. Fans who have followed You Qiuqiu all the way have now begun to gradually understand their Qiuzai's thoughts.
Probably to learn a skill and make money later.
Passersby who were originally impatient: ???
So poor, I can't afford to offend.
The fans of the show are still very rational: Because You Qiuqiu is really funny! Really, all girls, listen to me, go watch "Leisure Time". If it's not good, I'll give you my head. As long as you watch "Leisure Time", we are all sisters!
Such a funny variety show can't be enjoyed by them alone. It's fun to discuss it together.
Whether it's being swiped by hot searches, being recommended by sisters, or just clicking on the URL.
Anyway, everyone who watched the variety show couldn't help but say to You Qiuqiu -
it's really good.
Why is there such a female artist without airs? Why are her words and deeds so funny? And her luck is too good.
Of course, the one who caused a wider range of discussion was the Death Diva. As soon as
You Qiuqiu opened her mouth, they knew whether there was anything. They thought they were listening to a beautiful woman singing, but they didn't expect that the beautiful woman almost sent them away as soon as she opened her mouth.
Netizens also expressed doubts.
With You Qiuqiu's singing level, can she still get first place?
They really didn't believe it.
But You Qiuqiu's expression was too serious, and she didn't look like she was lying. Besides, what good would it be to lie in front of the whole nation? After all, it would be even more embarrassing when it was exposed.
I have to say that netizens are very resourceful, and some people actually found out that You Qiuqiu won the first place in the singing competition.
[Quick! The video of You Qiuqiu singing first place is out, she really won first place! ]
...
As soon as this news came out, the link was instantly clicked by netizens, even You Qiuqiu fans were no exception.
I'm sorry, Qiuzai, although your parents love you very much, your singing is really... can't be praised.
Even they were almost broken-hearted after listening to "Leisure Time".
I don't know if Qiuzai won the first place because the judges were deaf.
The judges were not deaf, and You Qiuqiu did win first place.
It was an elementary school performance. A total of four people signed up for the singing project. Two people gave up, and there was a little boy who went up and burst into tears with the microphone before he started singing.
In the end, he was led away by the teacher on the stage.
So, You Qiuqiu is indeed the first.
She sang the entire song, although it was still awful.
Netizen: It turns out that bad singing is a natural gift, brought up from childhood. God gave you a pretty face, but he would always take something back.
For example, a beautiful singing voice. However,
You Qiuqiu's performance in the elementary school recital was so cute that it made a lot of people fall in love with
her. The miniature version of You Qiuqiu wore a small tulle skirt, and her cheeks were rubbed with the same red blush that many people had in their childhood. She was so small, but she was already so beautiful, and she had a little baby fat, which made her look cute and adorable.
As long as you turn off the sound and watch the miniature version of You Qiuqiu in the animated picture, you can still watch it ten times.
...
When [You Qiuqiu's Death Songstress] was on the hot search, Sheng Shiyun's eyelids jumped twice when he saw these words.
Sure enough, when he turned on the show and heard You Qiuqiu singing, he was silent.
She didn't just sing once, she sang twice...
When You Qiuqiu hummed for a while in his car that day, Sheng Shiyun knew that her singing was terrible, but he didn't say it at the time, and he thought You Qiuqiu didn't have a chance to show it.
But now, You Qiuqiu has shown it to the whole country.
Everyone knows that she is not a good singer, and she has been given the title of the Death Diva.
Sheng Shiyun sent a message to You Qiuqiu, "I didn't keep an eye on you, it's my fault."
When You Qiuqiu received this message: ???
What made the arrogant boss apologize to her.
As a corporate slave, You Qiuqiu felt very happy, but still a little uneasy, so she tentatively replied, "Boss Sheng, you must not say that... If you are really wrong, it is a mistake we made together."
Her reply was very cautious, very perfect, right?
Half the fault.
Although You Qiuqiu didn't know why there was no reply after she posted it.
You Qiuqiu didn't bother to argue about it anymore. After all, you shouldn't guess what your boss is thinking. You still don't understand after guessing. Isn't it nice to have time to play with your mobile phone?
...
When "Leisure Time" and You Qiuqiu became a hot search, a photo also began to ferment on the Internet.
A marketing account posted a candid photo of You Qiuqiu, in which You Qiuqiu was walking into an office. The title was [Why did the female star sneak into the plastic surgery hospital, for injections or repairs? ]
Celebrity plastic surgery has always been a topic of concern to the public, and with You Qiuqiu still on the hot search list, it has attracted even more attention.
Haters: Oh my God! It turns out that she had plastic surgery!
And someone brought up the photo that Fang Shubai posted in response to "Leisure Time". In the photo, You Qiuqiu was over-beautified with a pointed face, big eyes and a narrow nose. They used this photo to prove that You Qiuqiu went to the plastic surgery hospital for repairs.
I didn't see it, her face was broken.
You Qiuqiu saw this post and Shi Jing found her.
Shi Jing added You Qiuqiu on WeChat and asked, "Did you go to the plastic surgery hospital???"
You Qiuqiu: Huh? She didn't go to the plastic surgery hospital.
Shi Jing, "I was wondering, how can someone be born so good-looking? But it's not obvious at all, and you can't see any traces of plastic surgery, so it must be a minor adjustment, right?"
"Tell me the hospital and who the attending doctor is, I won't tell anyone else, you can still trust me on this."
You Qiuqiu: I felt like I suddenly knew something extraordinary.
Shi Jing admitted that she was indeed not very satisfied with her appearance and wanted to make some minor adjustments. If You Qiuqiu's appearance was really the result of minor adjustments, and it was so natural, then she could rush in without hesitation.
After all, who doesn't want to look better?
Shi Jing didn't care about the photo of Fang Shubai that Heizi took out, because that photo was overly beautified.
You Qiuqiu told Shi Jing that she didn't go to a plastic surgery hospital or have plastic surgery. Shi Jing ended the chat with You Qiuqiu very disappointed.
Being suddenly accused of plastic surgery, You Qiuqiu first went to report it to Sheng Shiyun.
He already knew the answer.
The man replied calmly, and it was obvious that he was prepared. You Qiuqiu was not in a hurry at first, and she was even less anxious now.
Apart from anything else, Mr. Sheng was still reliable at work. Even the program "Leisure Time" was persuaded by Mr. Sheng.
You Qiuqiu didn't know how the fans in the fan club would react, so she opened the group with the idea of appeasing the fans' emotions when necessary.
The group was more orderly than she thought.
...
Not only did they figure out where the photo was taken.
"Isn't this when Qiuqiu went to the hospital to see a skin doctor?"
You Qiuqiu stared at the photo for a long time and couldn't figure it out, but the fans saw it at a glance.
They also took out a comparison picture of You Qiuqiu's live broadcast and the group photo.
"What the hell is this plastic surgery? This is obviously Qiuqiu You, with the beauty filter turned up high."
Youqiuqiu also paid special attention to a comment that was supported by many people in the group.
"You can do anything to Heiqiuqiu, but you can't tolerate Heiqiuqiu's beauty!"
After all, they are a group of real fans of the beauty.
The stubbornness of the fans of the beauty.
You Qiuqiu: ...
It doesn't matter, anything is fine, I just like her anyway.
The group members went out to explain with evidence, and Sheng Shiyun also held the photos that he had prepared long ago, as well as the medical records written by the doctor at that time.
However, he discussed with the program group and discussed that they would slap him harder after the next episode of the program was broadcast.
The last episode of "Leisure Time" was broadcasting the part where You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went to the boy's house to pick toon buds and make candied haws.
Soon, a new episode of "Leisure Time" was broadcasted. It was in this episode that the audience saw You Qiuqiu helping the boy's family sell the unsaleable tangerines through live broadcast, and saw the six guests integrate into the lives of the villagers and run around for the unsaleable tangerines.
And the amazing You Qiuqiu after the beauty filter, it is not very good-looking, it is exactly amazing with a plastic face.
Qiuqiu You, is that you?
You Qiuqiu was selling oranges online very well before. Many people on the Internet bought oranges through her live broadcast, but they didn’t dare to admit it. After all, who could believe that a star went to help fruit farmers sell fruits? Netizens
tentatively posted screenshots of the live broadcast and a photo posted by Fang Shubai, the “evidence” of You Qiuqiu’s plastic surgery and repair by the marketing account.
Well... they are exactly the same.
Sheng Shiyun also made a move. He posted the original photo of You Qiuqiu going to the public hospital in the city center and the medical records written by the doctor. She
didn’t go to a plastic surgery hospital, but a regular hospital for skin treatment. The marketing account took malicious screenshots before. The news was all made up with just one picture. Everyone should be careful when eating melons.
There was no plastic surgery, so there was no plastic surgery and repair.
Snap! Snap!
Slap the marketing account and the haters on the face.
You Qiuqiu didn't have plastic surgery, this matter has been explained, but netizens have found the key point.
"Did you notice that the medical record says that the patient ate a lot of citrus and took in too much carotene, and his skin turned yellow."
"I noticed it, take a look at the comparison of You Qiuqiu's skin color before and after the live broadcast posted by You Qiuqiu's fan club."
The netizen followed the prompt and rushed to You Qiuqiu's fan club Weibo, and saw two comparison pictures that would make anyone sad and cry.
Before the live broadcast, the skin was white, and after the live broadcast, the skin was obviously much yellower.
The case was solved.
So You Qiuqiu was kind enough to help fruit farmers sell oranges. During the live broadcast, she ate a lot of oranges to boost sales, which caused her skin to turn yellow. She didn't say anything, but was misled by the marketing account into having plastic surgery.
What kind of a pitiful little thing is this!
We should feel pity for You Qiuqiu.
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