Chapter 109: Did you eat salted fish today?



The media waiting for the old man's exciting revelations:?

The extremely nervous planet:?

And the person involved, You Qiuqiu, was even more confused.

Huh?

Who did she get pregnant?

Was You Qiuqiu talking about her?

You Qiuqiu even thought there was another person with the same name and surname at the scene who was also called You Qiuqiu.

A baby came out of nothing, a baby fell from the sky.

...

You Qiuqiu tried to stick her head out to check what was going on, and as soon as she stuck her head out, she was discovered by the man in front of her.

Sheng Shiyun didn't even turn his head, and his movements were very small, but he accurately pressed You Qiuqiu's head back again with his hand.

Now is not the time to join in the fun.

You Qiuqiu, "..." Although she was still very curious, she did not distract Sheng Shiyun. She stood on tiptoe and looked at the old man through the man's shoulder.

The media spoke first. A reporter standing in front asked the old man, "Hello, are you sure that it was You Qiuqiu... who made your daughter pregnant?"

When it came to the word "pregnant", the reporters were a little hesitant.

After all, it was too fantasy.

Really pregnant?

Or just talk.

As everyone knows, You Qiuqiu is a woman, she doesn't have this ability.

The old man was very sure, "Yes, You Qiuqiu made my daughter pregnant, it was in this drama... what's it called?"

"Bone in Bone." The reporter supplemented the old man.

The old man nodded, "The actor who played Di Geng in "Bone in Bone."

He accurately said the role, and the old man remembered the name of Di Geng.

After the old man finished speaking, in order to mobilize his emotions and continue to move forward, he passed Sheng Shiyun and You Qiuqiu behind him and ran straight to Fang Shubai.

Fang Shubai had suddenly eaten a big melon, but he was still a fool. He was in a state of confusion. The next second, he was pointed at by the old man.

"You are so good, You Qiuqiu, you are a beast worse than a pig or a dog. You made my daughter pregnant and didn't take responsibility. You refused to expose your relationship and even asked her to have an abortion."

Fang Shubai was the one who looked most like an artist that the old man could see, although he seemed to look a little different from the Internet.

He was even more of a gigolo in real life than on the Internet.

Fang Shubai, who was pointed at, began to stutter, "...ah, this..." What the hell is going on.

How did he become a ball boy?

Things are changing in a more psychedelic and funny direction.

...

Sheng Shiyun signaled the stars in the back row to hide You Qiuqiu, and made a gesture to the media not to act rashly. He walked in front of Fang Shubai.

"I am You Qiuqiu's agent. You Qiuqiu, played by Di Geng in "Bone in Bone",...made your daughter pregnant and asked her to have an abortion. Is that true? Spreading rumors is illegal."

He made eye contact with Fang Shubai and asked Fang Shubai to temporarily play the role of You Qiuqiu. Fang Shubai also understood and stabilized his posture.

Fang Shubai had already preliminarily determined that the old man was a stalker, and could even mistake him for Qiuqiu. That was better than actually finding Qiuqiu, and he, a grown man, was not afraid of an old man.

Sheng Shiyun was tall and spoke clearly, and one sentence had already made the old man a little panicked.

However, since he had not been arrested for making trouble before, the old man quickly began to make up stories about the love-hate relationship between his so-called lady and You Qiuqiu.

If the agent hadn't come forward, the old man would still be wondering if he had made a mistake. Now he could be sure that the man was You Qiuqiu.

So he began his story.

What is this? You Qiuqiu had been in love with his "girlfriend" before the filming, cheating on her for money and sex. His "girlfriend" was innocent, so why did she sacrifice for the scumbag You Qiuqiu?

"Finally, my girl got pregnant, but he told her to abort the baby without saying anything. The baby was already eight months old. What a sin!"

The old man howled.

The media was very indifferent.

Cheating on money and sex is very abominable.

But You Qiuqiu is a woman.

He got a young girl pregnant before marriage, and asked her to abort the baby after eight months.

But You Qiuqiu is a woman.

Although the old man's story is a bit ridiculous, the point of the story is quite right. It can make people angry every minute, and they want to cut the scumbag into pieces and condemn him severely with public opinion.

It’s the same sentence, You Qiuqiu is a woman.

She can’t do it!

Fang Shubai can realize that this old man is a black fan who is trying to mess up the situation. The media realized it when the old man said that You Qiuqiu made his daughter pregnant.

This is still a low-end black fan. Why doesn’t he do some investigation to mess up the situation? He can’t even tell the gender, and he can still mistake Fang Shubai for You Qiuqiu. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

Like a joke.

The old man was originally waiting for the people around him to agree. He said it so eloquently, but no one said anything.

Finally, the old man vaguely heard a girl say, "It’s been eight months, why don’t you give birth to it."

The rest of the people at the scene: ???

Everyone knows that this child does not exist, how can it be born? Is he really taking it seriously? Or is he a friendly army?

The old man didn't find anyone, but at least someone took up his conversation. Modern people are really indifferent.

While sighing, the old man continued his performance, "It's been eight months. This is about human life. My daughter also wants to give birth to the baby, but that ruthless and heartless You Qiuqiu won't let her!" He

continued to point at Fang Shubai's nose from a distance.

Fang Shubai, "..."

The old man couldn't get close to him. Sheng Shiyun was already standing between him and Fang Shubai.

The old man didn't find anyone, but it didn't mean that Sheng Shiyun couldn't find him. He could tell it was You Qiuqiu just by the voice. Sheng Shiyun pursed his lips.

You Qiuqiu started to be naughty again.

You Qiuqiu sat in the middle of the planet, which perfectly concealed her. Next to her sat girls, and the outermost layer was daddy fans. Several big men were guarding You Qiuqiu and the rest of the planet like guards.

As long as the old man came here, they would directly pin him down. At this time, they could not care about respecting the elderly and loving the young.

Then they also heard You Qiuqiu's words, why not give birth to the baby.

Planet: ???

Ball boy, you are worthy of it.

Originally, the planet at the scene was still worried whether this accident would scare You Qiuqiu. Now it can be seen that she was not scared and her mentality was very stable.

...

The absent security guards finally came and directly pinned the old man down. Sheng Shiyun also called the police on the spot.

When the old man was informed that everyone already knew he was a liar, he still wanted to fight back, until the staff told him that he not only got the person wrong, but also the gender wrong.

You Qiuqiu is a woman.

After being subdued, the old man was not threatening at all. He himself did not carry anything. In terms of force, any man on the scene could control him.

You Qiuqiu had already come out of the planet pile, and when the staff called his name, he waved.

The old man was shocked, he didn't believe it!

Isn't You Qiuqiu Di Geng? How could he be the girl just now?

The old man read the comments and stills on the Internet.

The comments said that You Qiuqiu was so handsome that people could get pregnant, and everyone wanted to marry him, and the stills were also a man.

"Don't lie to me, I'll die knowing the truth."

"If you're talking about him." Pointing to Fang Shubai, "It's fine if he's not You Qiuqiu."

"Don't use a woman to fool me." Pointing to You Qiuqiu.

"Whether it's him or not, I thought he looked more like him at the time, but he just looked a little more like the big boss, so he must be You Qiuqiu."

This time he was pointing to Sheng Shiyun.

The old man was also stubborn and suddenly became extremely stubborn.

A woman is a woman, a man is a man, how can you mess it up!

The old man never dreamed that You Qiuqiu played the male lead together, and played so much like him.

The press conference for the new drama was still held, but the people at the scene were completely distracted by that episode.

Such a funny thing naturally spread to the Internet quickly.

"Do you know what happened at the press conference for the new drama "Bone in the Bone" today? I almost laughed my ass off at the scene!"

...

Because a promotional video directly made netizens greedy, "Bone in the Bone" was also a new drama press conference today, and many people were searching for related news on the Internet, so this was naturally searched.

The blogger had previously posted photos of the scene, and a lot of people quickly piled up below.

"What happened, I want to hear it!"

"Do I care about this little traffic, continue talking."

"I wanted to send the blogger a keyboard so that she can type faster, and now she has started, and she disappeared, I'm so anxious."

The blogger didn't keep the suspense for long, she just went to edit the text.

"As a fan of the book, I was lucky enough to be selected, and then I came here today and saw You Qiuqiu. She is really thin, beautiful and cute, and she seems to have a good relationship with Fang Shubai... This is not the point. The point is that not long ago, an old man suddenly shouted that he wanted to expose some secrets, saying that he wanted to reveal You Qiuqiu's ugly face. Everyone was stunned at the time."

"In the end, the old man said that he wanted to expose that You Qiuqiu was a scumbag who made his daughter pregnant. She was pregnant for eight months and mistook Fang Shubai for You Qiuqiu. What the hell is this, hahh."

After reading this, netizens laughed their heads off.

"Is this a hater? This is so funny."

"Scumbag Youqiuqiu, you're done. You made me laugh."

"Youqiuqiu: Happy to be a father?"

"How come I didn't know that the daughter I was a fan of turned out to be a son, and a son who could actually make someone pregnant. (Funny)"

At first glance, what the blogger said is hard to understand, full of a faint fantasy color, and then the video also reveals that the video shooter just saw his favorite artist and wanted to record it, but he didn't expect to record such a scene.

It's true!

It's even more funny when eaten with the video.

In the video, the old man shouted that he wanted to expose the news, and the media looked excited. Then he opened his mouth and said, "You Qiuqiu is not a human being. He made my daughter pregnant, but he didn't take responsibility for the pregnancy. What a scumbag!"

And he directly skipped You Qiuqiu and pointed at Fang Shubai's nose and cursed, You Qiuqiu.

The expressions of You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai were recorded. Both of them are very soulful. You Qiuqiu is like a walking emoticon package.

Fairies are shocked.jpg.

Fairies watching the show.jpg.

Later, the old man said that the child was eight months old. Netizens were so embarrassed that their fingers curled up across the screen, and their toes could dig out a three-bedroom, one-living room. Of course, it didn't stop them from laughing until tears fell.

I just like to see others embarrassed.

Someone in the video answered, eight months, give birth to the baby.

Netizen: Who is it?

Planet: If I am not mistaken, this voice is damn familiar, as if it is their Qiuzai?

It was You Qiuqiu who said it.

The old man was still pointing at Fang Shubai's nose and saying that You Qiuqiu didn't allow him to give birth, but in fact You Qiuqiu herself had agreed to give birth to this eight-month-old "baby".

Everyone's thoughts were consistent with the planet on the scene: You Qiuqiu, you are worthy of it.

Good job You Qiuqiu.

So, You Qiuqiu is actually a comedian, right?

[You Qiuqiu is pregnant], [You Qiuqiu is a scumbag], [You Qiuqiu said to give birth in eight months] Such keywords quickly climbed to the top of the hot searches.

Netizens who were unaware of the situation were excited when they saw these hot searches.

Oh my god, what a shocking piece of news!

Remove the scumbag in the middle who is hard to understand. It seems that You Qiuqiu is pregnant, and has been pregnant for eight months?

However, the excited netizens clicked in and found that this was just a title party.

You Qiuqiu is not pregnant. The old man said that You Qiuqiu made his unknown girlfriend pregnant.

???

I was still confused until I watched the whole video. Then, like the netizens who watched the video before, I just felt awkward and funny.

You Qiuqiu, a magical woman who can make women pregnant.

And because of the character of Di Geng, people who have become fans of You Qiuqiu's girlfriend and wife have also come out.

Who else would say that You Qiuqiu has kidney deficiency!

How can a girl who can make someone pregnant have kidney deficiency?

This is more useful than Shu Bai's special explanation, which dispels the rumor of kidney deficiency.

This kidney is too good!

You Qiuqiu's kidney deficiency was completely whitewashed because of this oolong, but she also got a title of having a very good kidney.

...

Everyone started to play memes happily again.

What scumbag is Qiu Youqiu, not You Qiuqiu, You Qiuqiu's reputation is damaged, and the scumbag Qiu Youqiu came out to be beaten.

Qiu Youqiu is the name used by the planet to refer to the male You Qiuqiu. You Qiuqiu also has another vest called Qiuqiu You, which is dedicated to her live broadcast.

In order to prove that the scumbag is Qiu Youqiu, everyone also released the footage of You Qiuqiu shooting "Bone in Bone".

You Qiuqiu, a man in men's clothing, holding a small bow, kept winking at the person holding the number plate of love, pulled the bowstring, and shot an arrow into the air.

Everyone is lining up, waiting for Qiubit to show his love.

Did you see that? A scumbag!

A scumbag QUQ!

However, a girlfriend fan quickly hit back, saying that it’s okay to be a bit handsome and a bit scumbag, because she just likes to be scumbag QUQ.

“In that case, I’ll reveal my cards. I’m also pregnant with You Qiuqiu’s child.”

“Coincidentally, I’m in the hospital and will soon give birth. The child is You Qiuqiu’s.”

“I’m different from you guys. My child with You Qiuqiu is three years old.”

Passersby: ???

I have to say, everyone really knows how to play.

Outsiders see the excitement, while insiders see the tricks.

Insiders now think that You Qiuqiu’s agent is really a marketing genius. How

can he think of such a thing?

Find an old man, make a scene at the press conference, and it will become a hot topic. The new drama will also become famous. I don’t know how much money was saved on publicity, and it also directly washed away the kidney deficiency of You Qiuqiu.

Even because the old man really mistook the actor Di Geng for a man, it also indirectly proved that You Qiuqiu’s acting is good. Others’ acting is like plastic surgery, and You Qiuqiu’s acting is like sex change.

People with good acting skills can change their sex.

Once this gimmick is released, people who may not be interested in "Bone in Bone" will want to watch it. After all, who doesn’t want to see the acting like sex change?

Insiders: Genius, You Qiuqiu’s agent is really a genius.

Genius. Sheng Shiyun, "..."

The old man was not strict. After being taken away for investigation, he panicked and couldn't cooperate any more after knowing that he was really going to jail. The police followed the clues and found that the person who instructed the old man to come and make trouble was the person in charge of a small entertainment company.

Their company has a low-cost web drama that is about to be broadcast. After careful research, the story is 70% similar to "Bone in the Bone".

High imitation.

Sheng Shiyun directly told the "Bone in the Bone" production company that the copyright department of "Bone in the Bone" would not let this web drama go so easily. They were directly hit by the gun.

As for the person in charge of the scene at the time, Sheng Shiyun is also holding him accountable. The security guard did not do a good job, and even after he had clearly discovered the problem, the other party still did not take it seriously, which allowed the old man to slip in. He did not react as quickly as him after the incident.

The old man incident did not seem to have any impact on You Qiuqiu, and even made the TV series more popular.

But if You Qiuqiu is really a male artist, then the other party's conspiracy may have succeeded.

Even if it is false, it will splash dirty water on the male artist and stay with him all the time.

Sheng Shiyun feels very uncomfortable just thinking about it. He doesn't want You Qiuqiu to be tainted because of his mistake.

Because these are all things he can strictly control and avoid.

Sheng Shiyun was browsing the information on the Internet. The overall trend was good. Everyone was playing with memes. If a bad trend appeared, he could adjust it in time.

Then Sheng Shiyun saw such a discussion.

"By the way... is no one discussing You Qiuqiu and Mr. Sheng? Are there something between them?"

Sheng Shiyun's eyes were focused on it.

...

In order to prove that You Qiuqiu and Mr. Sheng have something, this netizen specially produced evidence.

When the old man suddenly rushed out, Sheng Shiyun directly blocked You Qiuqiu. You Qiuqiu wanted to stick his head out, and he pressed You Qiuqiu's head back with his hand.

The animated picture is very clear, and the whole action is smooth.

"Also, Heizi said that You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun look a bit like each other."

A picture was also attached. The photo of You Qiuqiu's version of Di Geng and Sheng Shiyun is indeed somewhat similar.

Sheng Shiyun picked up the water cup beside him and took a sip of water.

He felt confused when he saw people discussing him and You Qiuqiu.

Was he discovered?

You Qiuqiu had just finished a call with Fang Shubai.

Fang Shubai was mistaken for You Qiuqiu and was scolded by others. Although he was a little confused at the beginning, he accepted it very quickly later. The most important thing was -

"Senior sister, no one said that you have kidney deficiency this time."

He told You Qiuqiu happily after reading the comments on the Internet.

Finally, no one said that You Qiuqiu was not good enough. Now You Qiuqiu is the synonym of super good!

"Senior sister, will you forgive me this time?"

You Qiuqiu: But in fact, she didn't really blame Fang Shubai at all.

You Qiuqiu just walked into the room where Sheng Shiyun was, and saw him looking at the computer and drinking water at the same time.

"What are you looking at?"

You Qiuqiu was a little curious and moved over. Before she saw the computer screen, the man quickly closed the computer as if he was guilty.

"I'm not looking at anything."

Sheng Shiyun turned around and said to You Qiuqiu.

"Why are there no footsteps when you walk?"

He didn't hear any movement at all.

You Qiuqiu, "It's obvious that you are looking at it too seriously."

"Let me see, what exactly did you look at?"

Sheng Shiyun, "Just some comments."

You Qiuqiu stared at the man suspiciously, she didn't believe it.

If it was a comment, would he be so anxious to close the computer?

Liar!

You Qiuqiu, "You... have you been watching movies behind my back?" Why not share such resources with her? She wants to watch it too.

Sheng Shiyun: ???

Xiao Sheng, whose face turned pale due to voice control, blushed again.

"What are you talking about?"

He said to You Qiuqiu.

"What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you now."

"Bone in Bone" has been completed, and You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun no longer have to stay in a hotel. You Qiuqiu is now at Sheng Shiyun's home.

Sheng Shiyun has already bought the food in advance and plans to cook a good meal for You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu thought about it and said, "I want to eat everything."

"But don't change the subject. You can cook later."

You Qiuqiu has already determined that there is a movie in the computer. Seeing that Sheng Shiyun is about to put the computer away, she turned on the snatching mode.

Sheng Shiyun tried to stop You Qiuqiu from snatching, but he was afraid of hurting her, so he could only hide and retreat.

Soon You Qiuqiu pinned Sheng Shiyun down on the sofa.

She looked down at him with bright eyes, and said to Sheng Shiyun.

"Quick!"

"Raise your hands in surrender."

"Give me the computer, let me see it, or I'll make you pregnant!"

She is now at the first level of kidney, and can make people pregnant. If Xiao Sheng is still so stubborn, she will make him pregnant!

The threat from You Qiuqiu.

Sheng Shiyun didn't say anything, he just looked at the woman who pinned him down. His tie was a little loose because of playing, revealing his protruding Adam's apple, which looked extremely sexy.

The eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses were clearly black and white, and it seemed that many emotions were brewing inside and were continuing to ferment.

The smile on You Qiuqiu's face froze for a moment.

She also keenly noticed that the current situation was

a bit subtle.

Sheng Shiyun was the first to break the subtle silence. He said to the dumbfounded You Qiuqiu, "I am a man and I can't get pregnant."

"I can't produce eggs, and I don't have a uterus. There are no conditions for pregnancy at all."

You Qiuqiu: She knows this too.

Sheng Shiyun signaled You Qiuqiu to get up. He stopped hiding and showed the computer to You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu climbed up angrily, "Are you good at biology?"

Sheng Shiyun thought for a while, "...95 points."

You Qiuqiu scored 95 points in politics, and Sheng Shiyun scored 95 points in biology.

After the embarrassment just now, the two men and women in love began to talk nonsense.

You Qiuqiu spread her hands and said, "Do you want to go to the bathroom? I'll lend you the bathroom."

Sheng Shiyun just calmed down because of You Qiuqiu's words.

She seemed to understand.

And... if I remember correctly, this is his home.

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