Chapter 23
After venting her inner depression, the woman took a deep breath.
She picked up the lipstick and powder box that fell out of her bag, touched up her makeup in front of the mirror, and then smiled brightly at Xu Zhiming.
"Don't let me see you again, or I'll chop your dick off."
Xu Zhiming's eyelids twitched.
The woman no longer looked at him, leaving the mess on the ground and leaving gracefully.
Because of this sudden "accident", the banquet ended hastily.
On the way back in the car, Shen Tingzhou was still thinking about the strange woman just now, wondering if Xu Zhiming would cause trouble for her.
Probably not, after all, Heng is very scared.
Xu Xun suddenly let out a sigh-like sound, and Shen Tingzhou looked over. "Are you feeling unwell?"
Xu Xun looked at Shen Tingzhou and whispered, "I'm a little tired."
Shen Tingzhou was stunned, "But... didn't you sit in there for a long time?"
Xu Xun's eyelashes drooped, "I'm a little tired from sitting."
...Okay.
Shen Tingzhou stretched out his hand to massage Xu Xun's lumbar vertebrae. He had a bad waist at such a young age. What should he do in the future?
Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Xu, who had a bad back, came over and pointed at Shen Tingzhou's eyebrow, "There is a mole here."
Shen Tingzhou touched it subconsciously.
"No, it's here." Xu Xun clasped the back of Shen Tingzhou's hand with his palm and pointed his finger to a place.
Facing Xu Xun's dark and deep eyes, Shen Tingzhou moved his fingertips, pulled his hand back uncomfortably, said "Oh", turned his eyes away and continued to massage him.
Xu Xun's eyes fell gently on Shen Tingzhou's eyebrows, "It's a brown mole. They said that if you rub it hard, it will turn red."
Shen Tingzhou raised his eyebrows: Who said such a nonsense?
Xu Xun touched the mole on Shen Tingzhou's eyebrow with his thumb, rubbed it for a few times and said, "It's red."
Shen Tingzhou looked over suddenly, this is impossible!
Xu Xun: "This patch of skin has turned red."
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Everyone has mastered the skill of breathing heavily, except him.
Shen Tingzhou said helplessly: "Stop rubbing it. It's impossible to rub a mole red. You can only rub it out of... mud."
It seemed that he found the second half of the sentence very funny, and Shen Tingzhou himself started laughing first.
Xu Xun saw his eyelashes trembling and the smile lines under his eyes spreading out, and touched the corner of his eyes.
Shen Tingzhou was slow to react, but at this moment he realized something was wrong, and his heart was in a knot. "What, what happened?"
Xu Xun didn't answer, but just asked, "Are your hands sore?"
Shen Tingzhou coughed and said, "It's okay. This is my job."
Xu Xun frowned, slowly distanced himself from Shen Tingzhou, pushed away Shen Tingzhou's hand on his waist, and turned his head away.
Shen Tingzhou:?
Shen Tingzhou: "Mr. Xu?"
Xu Xun turned around again, looking at him with a wooden face and no emotion.
Shen Tingzhou: ...Why did you become a chaste woman again?
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After that, neither of them spoke all the way.
After returning home, Shen Tingzhou finally figured out why Xu Xun was unhappy.
Everything was fine until he said "This is my job" and Xu Xun suddenly turned into Xu Zhenzi.
In the past, they were just an employer-employee relationship. Xu Xun's attitude towards him was average, and Shen Tingzhou did the job for money.
I don’t know when it started, but Xu Xun gradually changed from the most disobedient patient to the most obedient patient.
Shen Tingzhou lay on the bed, holding up his cell phone and hesitating for a long time before finally sending a message to Xu Xun.
Shen Tingzhou sent an emoticon of a cat sticking its head out.
The other side quickly responded with a GIF of "the evil dog is out of the cage".
Well, it seems you are still angry.
Shen Tingzhou probably understood why he was unhappy, and typed a string of words carefully on the nine-grid keyboard:
[It is my job to take care of your health, but given our friendship, I will still care about you even if you don’t pay.]
What he said in the car made Xu Xun feel uncomfortable because Xu Xun already regarded him as a friend.
Shen Tingzhou shamelessly posted another emoticon of a cat with its face close to his face.
These words must have successfully comforted Xu Xun. A minute later, Xu Zhenzi, who had calmed down, sent a video of Xuxu and Shenshen sleeping.
Shen Tingzhou's eyes began to sparkle with love again: [So cute! ]
The next second, Xu Xun withdrew the previous video.
Shen Tingzhou: [? ]
Xu Xun did not reply to him. After seven or eight minutes, he sent another video.
It was a finger dance, with only the index and middle fingers showing. There were eyes, noses, and mouths painted on the fingers, like two little people kicking and tapping their feet and dancing on the table.
The owner of the finger should be Xu Xun, and the table top is the desk in his bedroom.
Shen Tingzhou smiled and replied: [Very cute too.]
Xu Xun sent a voice message: [Good night. ]
Shen Tingzhou's ears twitched and he replied: [Good night.]
After watching the finger dance again, Shen Tingzhou went to the bathroom to wash up.
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On Monday, Shen Tingzhou took Su Yu to the hospital for a prenatal check-up.
Shen Tingzhou informed Qin Si in advance, and all the inspections were done quickly and were completed in the morning.
On the way back, Su Yu bit a candied strawberry, and his almond-shaped eyes seemed to be brightened by a layer of light.
"Doctor Shen, I'll treat you to dinner. Thank you for accompanying me today."
If it were in the past, Shen Tingzhou would have said that this was his job, but after what happened last night, he changed his way of saying it.
Shen Tingzhou smiled and said, "I am the child's godfather, that's my duty."
Su Yu was stunned for a rare moment, and then his smile became even sweeter. He touched his slightly bulging belly and said seriously, "Doctor Shen, you will definitely be a good father, a good father for my child."
Shen Tingzhou almost choked himself when he heard this.
Su Yu is good in every way except that he always says things that can be misunderstood.
Shen Tingzhou corrected him, "Yes, you are a good fucking father."
Su Yu disagreed, "Same."
There's no difference at all!
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Yu Mingyan had work today, so he and Yu Jurong came back in the afternoon.
As soon as Yu Mingyan entered the room, Su Yu rushed over excitedly and relayed to Yu Mingyan what Shen Tingzhou said in the car today.
Yu Mingyan held Su Yu's waist, touched his belly, and looked at Shen Tingzhou with a smile, "Thank you for being kind to this child."
Not only was his father not angry, but he was grateful to him.
Shen Tingzhou said dryly, "You're welcome."
Yu Jurong on the side smiled inexplicably.
Yu Mingyan turned to Yu Jurong and asked, "Would you like to stay for dinner tonight?"
Yu Jurong bent his slender fingers and pushed his glasses. The lenses passed through a faint light, and he said in an ambiguous way, "Forget it. I won't disturb your family of three."
Yu Mingyan didn't keep him.
Yu Jurong took a document and left without even glancing at Su Yu.
Shen Tingzhou, who was traumatized by his younger brother, sighed again: This is a normal younger brother!
Although the family of employer No. 3 occasionally spoke a little strangely, the couple loved each other and the family was harmonious. The younger brother was the younger brother, the older brother was the older brother, and the sister-in-law was the sister-in-law. There was no chance for any suspenseful little song to arise.
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When Su Yu went to the kitchen to squeeze juice for Shen Tingzhou, Yu Mingyan came over.
Yu Mingyan: "Doctor Shen, Xiaoyu is now four months pregnant."
Shen Tingzhou thought he was going to ask about the baby, "Don't worry, Mr. Su is in good health, and the baby is also healthy. We can do a 4D color ultrasound in another month and see the dynamic images of the fetus."
This is their first child, and Su Yu is a man.
As the partner of the pregnant man, it is normal for the child's father to be nervous, and Shen Tingzhou understands this very well.
Yu Mingyan said, "No, I want to ask if we can have sex now."
Shen Tingzhou was stunned for a moment, "Well, in theory, yes."
He only understands the theory, his specialty is not obstetrics and gynecology.
Yu Mingyan curled his lips, his peach blossom eyes sparkling in the sunlight, "Doctor Shen, are the xxxx and oooo positions okay? They shouldn't affect the fetus, right?"
Shen Tingzhou's brain was blocked, and he lost his language and facial expressions. He was completely confused.
Shen Tingzhou had never heard of such an open hobby.
With his jaw about to drop, Shen Tingzhou said, "… after four months, you can have sex, but in moderation."
Yu Mingyan used a casual tone to destroy Shen Tingzhou's medical views, "But I heard that this can expand the production."
Shen Tingzhou's pupils trembled, "Who said that?"
This is even more outrageous than Xu Xun rubbing a brown mole into red with his bare hands.
Yu Mingyan: "Everyone in my family who has given birth to a child says so."
Shen Tingzhou: “…”
Yu Mingyan seemed to think that simply talking was not enough to solve his problem. After thinking for a while, he said, "How about this, Doctor Shen? I'll give you Ju Rong's contact information. You can ask him to send you the address of our forum. There are some pregnancy guides on it. You can refer to it."
Shen Tingzhou was confused, "Your family forum?"
Yu Mingyan: "Well, only family members can enter. When the time comes, ask Ju Rong to apply for an account for you. He will take care of these matters."
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When he returned home in the evening, Shen Tingzhou received a call from Yu Jurong.
Yu Jurong had a tablet delivered to her with the forum account number and password already filled in, so she could log in directly.
Shen Tingzhou didn't expect the other party to be so considerate, and felt a little embarrassed, "Just give me the link, I have a tablet."
Yu Jurong said casually: "The tablet is made by our family. Ordinary tablets cannot download the forum."
Shen Tingzhou: So mysterious.
Yu Jurong: "Doctor Shen, let me give you a reminder."
Shen Tingzhou:?
Yu Jurong's voice was long and full of meaning. "There's a saying in our circle: Don't mess with Su Yu. If you mess with my brother, at most you'll die faster. If you mess with Su Yu, he'll make your life worse than death."
what?
Yu Jurong changed the subject, "But you can't make Su Yu like you too much, because that will be troublesome."
Shen Tingzhou felt uneasy at what he said, "Why?"
Yu Jurong did not explain, but simply said, "If you have any questions about the forum, come to me. I am the administrator."
After saying that, he hung up, leaving Shen Tingzhou alone and confused.
Let’s just say, can the world have a few less mystery tellers?
Either you say it all, or you don't say anything at all. This dilemma is really frustrating.
Just as I was feeling worried, Su Yu called.
Shen Tingzhou answered the call with mixed feelings, and heard him say lively, "Doctor Shen, Ah Yan said that we need to take a family photo tomorrow, you must come."
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Help! It seems like the song "Drowning" is playing in this house too.
Wouldn't this couple miss him...