Chapter 67
Zhou Zitan saw that Shen Tingzhou looked unhappy and was silent for a while.
The corridor fell silent again.
The eldest brother guessed Xu Xun's identity and was afraid that his position would be affected, so he broke the silence first. "My name is Zhang Lang, and I'm the eldest brother of Jiang Jiang!"
What kind of cockroach?
Although Shen Tingzhou felt extremely guilty at the moment, he was stunned when he heard the introduction of his eldest brother.
No wonder he likes big rose so much, it turns out they are a species... No, it turns out the name has such a long history.
Su Yu immediately laughed, "So your name is Cockroach. No wonder Daxiang has always refused to introduce your name."
Su Qiang glared at him, and then felt that the person next to him had embarrassed her, so she elbowed Zhang Lang hard.
Brother Dafang looked very happy. He beat me because he loved me so much.
Yu Mingyan hugged Su Yu and introduced himself to Xu Xun with a smile: "I am Xiao Yu's eldest wife."
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Zhou Zitan didn't know what they meant by "big room to big room". Although he didn't understand, he joined in unwillingly, "I am Dr. Shen's big..."
Shen Tingzhou's brain twitched when he heard this, and he was about to tell him to shut up.
Zhou Zitan himself reacted and corrected himself: "I am the person Dr. Shen loves the most."
Seeing Xu Xun narrow his eyes, Shen Tingzhou's scalp tingled, and he quickly added, "Friend! One of my best friends..."
There are so many people here, we still have to carry the water properly. If we don't, something big will definitely happen.
With his high emotional intelligence, Shen Tingzhou stabilized the situation and did not let it deteriorate until -
Yu Jurong came out again to stir up trouble.
"Dr. Shen has a wide range of hobbies. Each of them can occupy the most special place in your heart. I just don't know which one is truly special among so many special ones."
Shen Tingzhou's eyes went dark. He had never felt so much like killing someone before.
He glared at the vicious Yu Jurong and said, "Are you done yet?"
Just as Yu Jurong was about to say something, Zhou Zitan appeared like lightning from beside Shen Tingzhou to in front of Yu Jurong.
Yu Jurong reacted quickly, but Zhou Zitan had already grabbed his head.
There were only two bangs.
Zhou Zitan used two solid hammers to physically shut Yu Jurong's mouth.
Yu Jurong covered his forehead with his hands, his vision went dark for three or four seconds, and the corners of his mouth were pursed into a line.
Shen Tingzhou felt a headache after hearing this, but Zhou Zitan seemed to be fine. He gave Yu Jurong a warning look and then stepped back.
Su Qiang felt relieved and shouted, "Good!"
After the applause, Su Qiang said to Xu Xun, "You must be Xu Xun. Doctor Shen plans to form a group of four with us..."
Help!
My “pure as ice and jade” little Xu is going to be dirty!
Without waiting for Su Qiang to finish, Shen Tingzhou took Xu Xun's hand and said loudly: "Today, tomorrow, and in the future, I will only be with Xu Xun. There will be no other possibilities!"
After making this declaration, Shen Tingzhou dragged Xu Xun back to the room quickly.
After closing the door, Shen Tingzhou looked into Xu Xun's deep gaze and felt guilty again.
Xu Xun transformed into a squinting-eyed chaste man and stared at Shen Tingzhou.
The desire to survive made Shen Tingzhou emphasize again, "I am just friends with them, but I am serious with you! Look, didn't I just admit in front of them that you are the eldest wife... No, is that your only identity?"
You are the only brother, not the eldest brother!
Xu Xun was obviously very satisfied with Shen Tingzhou's performance just now, and his expression eased a little, but he was still brooding over Xiao Zhou, so he paralyzed his face.
"Then your beloved Xiao Zhou..."
Shen Tingzhou coaxed, "You are the one they love the most! And they don't really like me, they just use me as an excuse to quarrel. Even without me, they will quarrel. If you don't believe me, just listen!"
Shen Tingzhou asked Xu Xun to put his ear against the door panel.
After the two of them left, the corridor really fell into chaos again.
Su Yu scolded, "It's all because of you two cockroaches that you scared Doctor Shen away."
Brother Dafang lived abroad since he was a child, and no one ever made fun of his name. When he returned to China, he was already an adult and was surrounded by a group of respectable people, so no one would make fun of his name.
But Su Jiang is not like that. He hates it most when people compare him to a cockroach.
Su Jiang stepped forward and said, "Bullshit! It was obviously you, a stinky fish, who smelled bad and drove Doctor Shen away. Otherwise, Doctor Shen would have started a family of four with us!"
Hearing "family of four", Xu Xun looked at Shen Tingzhou.
Shen Tingzhou quickly covered Xu Xun's ears and said, "Don't listen. These are explosive remarks that will destroy your innocence!"
Zhou Zitan glanced at Su Yu and Su Qiang with an attitude of standing at the top of the food chain, "Doctor Shen took the initiative to send me a message today to ask me to meet. Did he send it to you?"
After hearing this, Su Yu and Su Qiang looked at Zhou Zitan at the same time.
The two brothers formed an alliance at this moment and directed their firepower at Zhou Zitan.
"It's all your fault. If you hadn't suddenly appeared, why would Dr. Shen have left?"
Shen Tingzhou didn't dare to listen any more and silently pulled Xu Xun away from the door.
"I was wondering why I didn't see you after taking a shower. It turns out that you sent a message to Xiao Zhou and asked him to meet." Xu Xun smiled, "It doesn't matter. You can meet him openly next time. I can't do anything. I can only wait for you at home."
Hearing these words, Shen Tingzhou's heart trembled and he felt a little ashamed.
He opened the drawer in the master bedroom and stuffed a bottle of oil into Xu Xun's hand. "How about... you prove to me that you have good physical strength."
It is better to have a sore back than to see Xu Xun forcing a smile and saying these resentful words to her husband.
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While they were accusing each other outside, Shen Tingzhou and Xu Xun were fighting in the house.
There is a bright future for all.
It was not until noon the next day that Shen Tingzhou had the chance to walk out of the room and take a breath.
When they arrived at the restaurant, Xu Xun ordered a Chinese-style millet and ginseng dish for Shen Tingzhou.
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Shen Tingzhou drank millet porridge and ate fried dumplings, and always felt that he was alive.
Zhou Zitan's bright voice came, "Doctor Shen."
Shen Tingzhou almost choked and subconsciously glanced at Xu Xun beside him. Xu Xun, who was peeling shrimps, had a calm expression and did not show much emotion.
Shen Tingzhou: Xiao Xu was picking shrimps, while I was picking fish.
Zhou Zitan walked over quickly, and before Shen Tingzhou could greet him, Xu Xun spoke first.
He said to Zhou Zitan, "You came here with your left foot first. Today, Tingzhou cannot see people who walk with their left foot first. It will be bad for his luck."
Zhou Zitan now believes in metaphysics. He wears Buddhist beads on his wrist, a bagala given to him by Xie Ning around his neck, and his cell phone case is decorated with images of Buddha.
Zhou Zitan was stunned when he heard this, and jumped away on his right foot without saying a word.
Xu Xun looked innocent, "I was just joking with him, how could he really believe it?"
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Xu Xun put the shrimp into Shen Tingzhou's bowl and said, "Eat it."
Shen Tingzhou had just taken a few bites when Su Jiang and Da Fangge came over.
Su Jiang came to see Shen Tingzhou specifically. He had not given up the idea of a "family of four" and firmly believed that if they united they would be able to defeat Su Yu, Yu Da and Yu Er.
Su Jiang sat next to Shen Tingzhou, "Doctor Shen, we really need you. Why don't you come with Xu Xun? Xu Xun and I have known each other for a long time. We won't let you down."
Xu Xun on the other side spoke up, "I remember you."
Su Qiang became happy, "See, I told you he knew me."
Dafang Ge suddenly felt a crisis. He didn't expect that in addition to Dr. Shen, who came from heaven, there was actually a childhood sweetheart.
He and his wife are simply childhood sweethearts sent from heaven, who can resist them!
Xu Xun said, "When you were little, you and your brother came to my grandmother's house to pay New Year's greetings. I remember what your brother called you. It seemed to be Big..."
Su Qiang's breathing quickened when her scales were touched, and she left in anger.
Although Zhang Lang didn't understand why Su Jiang always had a problem with his name, it was almost instinctive for him to protect Su Jiang. He looked at Xu Xun accusingly, "How can you say the word 'big' in front of Jiang Jiang!"
Xu Xun looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, but could you please stay away from us?"
Zhang Lang was surprised to hear him speak so bluntly. "What?"
Xu Xun said, "I'm not targeting you, it's just that Tingzhou and I are going to get married in the future, and we like to have auspicious weddings here, so I can't make friends with one in n, sorry."
Shen Tingzhou's breathing stopped.
Zhang Lang felt for the first time what it was like to be shivering with fear, and even his voice seemed to be lacking in strength. "I, I am the eldest wife!"
Xu Xun: "Sorry, I'm the only one."
Shen Tingzhou felt that Xiao Xu spoke a new type of language, polite but not so polite.
Xu Xun's casual words "I am the only one" killed Zhang Lang's heart, and he left crying with his face covered.
Xu Xun seemed a little confused, and asked Shen Tingzhou again innocently, "I didn't say anything, did I?"
Shen Tingzhou shook his head silently.
There wasn't much to say, except that he was angry about the murder.
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After easily defeating two groups of people, Xu Xun finally faced his strongest opponent, the Big Fish and the Small Fish.
"Ah." Su Yu suddenly leaned over and said with his head tilted, "There's no one sitting next to Dr. Shen. Is that a seat reserved for me?"
After asking, he answered himself, "It should be, after all, I am pregnant with Dr. Shen's baby."
Shen Tingzhou's eyebrows jumped, "It's Mr. Yu's child, I'm just a godfather."
Su Yu sat next to Shen Tingzhou and glanced at Xu Xun cautiously, "I said the wrong thing. Doctor Shen is just the godfather of this child. There is really no other relationship."
Why do I feel like Su Yu is making things worse?
Shen Tingzhou cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, Xiao Xu knows about this."
Not only did he know about it, he also used small amounts of silver to "attack" him.
Su Yu was still cautious, "It's good to know. I'm just afraid that Mr. Xu will be angry."
Xu Xun poured a cup of tea for Su Yu.
Shen Tingzhou said hurriedly, "He can't drink tea now."
Su Yu blinked, looking weak and helpless. "It's okay. I have to drink what Mr. Xu gives me."
Xu Xun took back the teacup, "You really don't look like you need to drink it, it's already quite full."
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Su Yu pouted.
坐在對面的虞明宴看到蘇俞吃癟，開口幫腔，“我跟小魚已經定下這個孩子的名字，就叫蘇明亭，正好是我們三個人的名字。”
沈亭州：！！！
蘇俞的心思再次活絡起來，“是呀是呀，我、阿宴，還有沈醫生的名字。”
說完之後，他又朝許殉看了過去，“許先生不會生氣吧？”
沈亭州感覺自己應該回去收拾收拾行李，去月球上住一段時間。
許殉淡然看來，“你們最好還是換一個名字。”
蘇俞把身體一縮，可憐巴巴地望向沈亭州，“哥哥是不是生我的氣了？”
沈亭州：……不是應該叫giegie嗎？
許殉開口，“沒生氣，只是我們家老三就叫亭亭。”
蘇俞眼睛轉了一下，“老三？”
沈亭州也是滿腦子問號，哪個老三叫亭亭？
許殉用濕紙巾擦着修長的手，眼睫半垂的模樣高貴冷豔：“是我跟亭州的孩子。”
沈亭州見蘇俞朝許殉的肚子掃過去，扶了一下額，“……是我們養的三只貓。”
蘇俞意味深長的哦了一聲，摸着自己的肚子，“原來只是貓呀。”
許殉眉尾高挑，“你不知道亭州非常喜歡貓？”
蘇俞知道，但忘記這茬事了，一時有些氣短，立刻轉移話題，掏出一個兔子發箍，“這是沈醫生給我親手做的。”
許殉平平無奇道：“家裏太多這種東西了，貓都不稀罕了，拿腳踩着玩兒。”
沈亭州聽着小許吹噓，頭埋進胸口，腳趾開始動工興建城堡。
蘇俞揪着兔子耳朵，“沈醫生還為我打過架。”
許殉哦了一聲，“我知道，聽說那個人手機裏有偷拍的照片，他最看不慣這些了。”
蘇俞繼續說，“沈醫生還給我唱胎教歌。”
許殉淡然：“這是他的工作。”
蘇俞炫耀：“沈醫生還跟我們拍過全家福哦。”
許殉明顯頓了一下，“嗯，他喜歡照相。”
看蘇俞要反駁，汗流浃背的沈亭州疾聲道：“沒錯，我就是喜歡照相！”
蘇俞把嘴再次撅起來，“沈醫生偏心。”
這才輪到許殉顯擺，“因為我們是伴侶。”
蘇俞五官皺在一起，虞明宴笑了一下，揉揉蘇俞的腦袋，“該回去午休了。”
蘇俞心不甘情不願地跟着虞明宴離開了。
他倆一離開，沈亭州默默給許殉夾菜，“他就喜歡演戲，你別當真。”
許殉微笑，“我知道，我不在乎。”
沈亭州：……你筷子別攥那麽緊，手指都泛白了。
左右看了一眼，發現周圍沒人注意到他們這邊，沈亭州飛快親了一下許殉。
許殉看過來，沈亭州對他說，“別生氣了。”
許殉唇角軟了軟，“嗯。”
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吃過飯離開餐廳，回去的路上沈亭州看見周子探跟虞居容。
兩個人在酒店大廳前拉扯了一番，周子探雖然一臉不耐煩，但還是跟虞居容上了一輛電梯。
看着他倆離去的背影，沈亭州張了一下嘴，最後什麽也沒有說。
雖然不懂兩個人為什麽到現在還糾纏在一起，但這個世界他不懂的事多了。
回程那天，他們八個人又非常巧合地趕在一起，同乘一個航班。
周子探想來打招呼，為了不破沈亭州的運勢，還專門給沈亭州發短信問了問。
許殉直接回了一句，今天忌諱雙子座跟獅子座。
雙子座的周子探只好遺憾地回到自己的座位。
沈亭州詫異地問，“你怎麽知道小周是雙子座？”
許殉純良道：“我不知道，我今天真的幫你查了運勢。”
沈亭州半信半疑，這也太巧了，不過他也沒太放在心上。
他們訂的是頭等艙，十二個艙位有六個都是熟人，蘇薔跟章廊就坐在他們身後。
因為餐廳那場對話，小強二人組都不想理許殉，尤其是章廊。
許殉有關“唯一”跟“大房”的論點，把他那顆強大的心髒轟成了渣渣。
章廊藏匿在陰暗角落，羨慕嫉妒恨地盯着許殉。
蘇俞、虞明宴跟沈亭州同排，不過他們中間隔着過道。
蘇俞用那種被抛棄的目光望着沈亭州，把沈亭州看得渾身不自在。
突然眼前一黑，許殉将眼罩扣到沈亭州眼皮上，在他耳邊說，“時間還早，睡一覺吧。”
也好，這樣就可以回避蘇俞的視線了。
許殉幫沈亭州調整了一個座位，讓他躺得更舒服一些。
給沈亭州蓋上毛毯之後，許殉朝蘇俞掃了一眼，對方立刻沖他昂了昂下巴，但很快被同行的虞明宴抱住。
虞明宴指尖點在蘇俞眉心，“睡眠術。”
蘇俞只好窩在虞明宴懷裏阖上眼睛。
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聽不到吵鬧的沈亭州很快入睡，不知道過了多久，有人捂住了他的嘴。
沈亭州還以為是許殉，笑着朝他掌心吹了一口氣。
很快蘇俞的聲音傳過來，“沈醫生，許殉去洗手間了，我們偷情吧！”
沈亭州虎軀一震，摘下眼罩，就見蘇俞坐在許殉的位置，揚唇露出尖尖的小牙。
“你……”沈亭州的聲音悶在他的掌心裏。
蘇俞的手指壓在唇上，“噓，我們偷偷的，別讓許殉知道，好不好？”
他話音剛落，許殉從洗手間出來，震怒道：“你在幹什麽！”
蘇俞挨着沈亭州，笑嘻嘻對許殉說，“我在跟沈醫生偷情呀，他不想要你了，因為你不能給他生小貓，我可以哦。”
許殉聞言立刻進化出巨形貓爪，然後拉開舷窗，把蘇俞扔了下去。
沈亭州：！！！
沈亭州一個激靈醒了，摘下眼罩驚慌地看向身旁的人。
有手有腳，沒有貓爪，再往旁邊一看，蘇俞窩在虞明宴的懷裏也睡着了。
沈亭州一顆懸的心放下來。
許殉問，“怎麽了？”
沈亭州搖搖頭，小聲說，“沒事。”
蘇俞不知道什麽時候醒了，對虞明宴說，“聽說跟可怕的人在一起，很容易做噩夢的，我從來沒有做過噩夢，但今天突然做了。”
許殉摸了摸沈亭州額頭上的虛汗，“難怪你今天突然做了噩夢，原來是碰見壞人了。”
同樣做了噩夢的章廊幽怨地看了一眼許殉。
因為許殉，他已經連着兩天做了自己是薔薔n分之一的噩夢。夢裏那些人不僅要跟他搶薔薔，還想搶他的大房。
沒心沒肺地周子探突然插了一句，“你們都會做夢嗎？我從來不做，做了也記不住！”
章廊投去羨慕的目光，随後看到周子探身後的虞居容。
不知道對方昨天發生了什麽，脖子纏了一圈繃帶，他倒是坦然，支着長腿，優雅地喝着咖啡。
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總算到了地方，飛機平安落地之後，沈亭州迫不急待想要帶許殉離開這片禁忌之地。
蘇俞委屈，“就這樣走了呢，一聲也不說。”
蘇薔不放過任何一個挖苦蘇俞的機會，“那是因為你太煩了。”
蘇俞皺眉，嚴肅道：“大薔，你要知道自己也是被抛棄的。”
蘇薔炸毛，“我怎麽可能被抛棄？是我放棄跟沈醫生四口之家，沈醫生可以，但許殉不适合我。”
沈亭州拉上許殉飛快逃離，他怕晚一步，還會有什麽驚天言論，他現在是無所謂了，但小許還是單純的！
許殉倒是不緊不慢，牽着沈亭州的手，坦然從一衆人面前離開。
這次度假可謂是跌宕起伏，“精彩”紛呈。
雖然危機一茬接着一茬，但總體還是令人滿足的，包括許殉也是這樣認為。
回到家，許殉第一件事就是當着管家的面，大張旗鼓把沈亭州的東西搬到自己房間。
面對管家探尋的目光，沈亭州悄悄挪開臉。
但這種羞恥心沒有持續太久，畢竟他倆認識也蠻久了，發展到這步是遲早的事。
回家後的第一頓晚飯，就……很消消樂。
醋溜白菜、蝦頭燒白菜、白灼白菜心、肉炒白菜。就連湯也是白菜。
沈亭州納悶，“今天怎麽都是白菜？”
管家慢悠悠道：“因為被豬拱了。”
沈亭州：……
許殉沒理會這句話，掏出一小包牛肉幹給沈亭州加餐。
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度假回來的第二天，沈亭州的姑姑打電話要他這周末把許殉帶回家吃頓飯。
其實這件事她前幾天就知道了，只是才說服自己接受。
她那筆直的大侄子，好端端的突然就彎了，她想看看對方到底是什麽樣的人，竟然有如此魅力。
沈亭州把這件事告訴了許殉，“你別擔心，我姑跟我姑父人很好的。”
許殉微笑，“我不擔心。”
沈亭州摁住許殉的手，“……那你別抖。”
許殉的手抖得更厲害了，感覺調酒師都沒他這個手速，沈亭州忍不住笑了，“你故意的？”
許殉把臉往沈亭州脖子一埋，“還是有點緊張的。”
沈亭州側頭看他，“但你有幫手，你忘了？”
許殉突然想起了傅芸芸，不動聲色地放開沈亭州，拿出手機去敲自己的幫手兼後臺。
這件事很快就傳到秦詩瑤耳朵裏，她還特意打來電話揶揄沈亭州。
"My father, who doesn't work properly, rented a garden to grow fruits and vegetables. I've packed some for you. Just drive over and get it. It's pure green and pollution-free. I guarantee that it will help Xiao Xu make your aunt happy."
Shen Tingzhou's aunt really pays attention to health preservation. She likes these organic agricultural products more than high-end gift boxes.
Shen Tingzhou accepted Qin Shiyao's favor and drove to her current workplace to pick up the things.
After arriving at the place, Qin Shiyao immediately arrested Shen Tingzhou, with a smile that gradually became more and more ridiculous.
Shen Tingzhou:?
Qin Shiyao revealed her true purpose, "It's true that I want to give you some agricultural products, but it's also true that I'm bored recently and want to have some fun."
Shen Tingzhou: ...
Shen Tingzhou understood what she meant, and his face was full of helplessness. He explained again, "I'm really not a melon god."
As soon as he finished speaking, a man passing by fainted in front of them with a thud.
Qin Shiyao was shocked, "Is it really that effective?"
Shen Tingzhou:!
What the hell, hurry up and save them!