Chapter 1 Changhong Funeral and Funeral One-Stop Service Pays Attention to You



"It's been two and a half years, and I haven't had a single big order. If this continues, my store will go bankrupt!"

"Who said you can meet clients at night? There's no way this is going to happen!"

late at night.

South city.

It was a dim night, and on the deserted street, only a small shop called 'Changhong Funeral' was flickering with candlelight.

The young man looked out the window and sighed helplessly.

His name is Zhang Fan, and he is the owner of this funeral home.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening and the employees had already gone home, but he still stayed at his post.

There is no other reason.

The business in the store has not been good this month. It is already the end of the month, and only three orders have been completed in total.

And the three orders that were sold were just some paper money for the dead, not even an urn was sold!

If this continues, the funeral home will really go bankrupt.

In fact, the funeral home has been doing poorly for more than two years since it opened.

Zhang Fan once thought about abandoning the store and running away, but reality is always cruel.

He was not originally from this world, and as soon as he crossed over, he inherited this funeral home that was on the verge of bankruptcy.

As for the original owner of this body, he is even more of a talented person!

Before the store was even renovated, he had already paid five years' rent and paid his employees three years' salary in one lump sum!

Two and a half years, a full two and a half years, not a single coffin was sold, which made the original owner very angry!

Zhang Fan took over this body. He was very resistant to this industry, but as a time traveler, he had to bind himself to a golden finger that could give him cash back at the funeral.

There is no other way. I can only take it one step at a time. I can't give up the golden finger, right?

As a time traveler, can you survive without a golden finger?

Of course not!

Therefore, Zhang Fan had no choice but to stay in the store for the time being and try his luck.

Anyway, the rent and employee salaries have been taken care of, so he doesn't have much burden.

At worst, I can wait until the rent is due and go back to the factory to screw screws like I did in my previous life.

If he is lucky enough to get a big order, the system will give him a very generous reward, which is why he is still waiting for the order in the store so late.

"That's just how life is... I wouldn't dare to do business if a business came this late at night..."

Whenever he thought of this, Zhang Fan would feel a lot more relaxed, and he would simply lean on the bench and watch short videos.

At this time every day, all kinds of monsters and demons emerge on the platform.

There are little wild cats, little Daji, moon soft cat, strawberry jam, and all kinds of borderline girls emerging one after another.

It's a little borderline, but the girls' figures and dancing moves are really great, and men all love to watch them!

With the white video and a few funny jokes, Zhang Fan soon showed his big teeth.

Before I knew it, half an hour had passed.

Zhang Fan swiped up habitually and saw a live broadcast with the ID 'Free Fighting Lao Zhang'.

Lao Zhang's extremely arrogant attitude and contemptuous tone immediately caught Zhang Fan's attention.

In the video.

A middle-aged man in a white short-sleeved shirt and sports shorts was standing in front of a rolling shutter door and shouting arrogantly.

"Brothers, this is the 17th stop of Lao Zhang's national campaign, the Thunder Martial Arts School!"

"The owner of this boxing gym is a professional boxer known as Thunder Dragon, a CBU gold medalist!"

"The opponent is very strong, but don't worry, my powerful Vajra Kick is not practiced in vain!"

"I sent him a video a long time ago to challenge him to a duel. I took the high-speed train here today, but he didn't even open the door."

"It's obvious that he's scared!"

"Today, I will kick the Thunder Dragon's front teeth and break them, making him kneel on the ground and call me daddy!"

Lao Zhang's figure was a little bloated. Not only did he show no signs of training, he even had an obvious beer belly.

However, this did not affect his arrogance at all. He just kept kicking the iron gate and shouting arrogantly.

"Lei Long, come out, I've been annoyed with you for a long time!"

"Open the door! Open the door!"

The iron gate was smashed with a loud clanging sound, leaving Zhang Fan confused.

Wow, brother, are you sure you have trained to get this body shape?

You're going to challenge the gym at 11 o'clock in the evening, are you afraid that there will be someone there?

Forget it, I guess it’s just another hype.

Just as Zhang Fan was about to row away, a system notification sound suddenly rang in his mind.

"You have challenged the gym 16 times, and the chance of being beaten up next time is 100%. The accidental death rate in fighting is 98%. This is a precise user, and the host can pay attention to it."

Um?

Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment.

Precision customers?

Can the system now help select customers?

The funeral home has no business, and the system is starting to get anxious. This is just to create chaos...

The meaning of the system is also very clear.

This blogger named Lao Zhang doesn't have any real kung fu skills, but he is challenging others with malicious intent. This time he will definitely be beaten up.

And the probability of being beaten to death on the spot is as high as 98%!

Thinking of this, an idea popped up in Zhang Fan's mind involuntarily:

This blogger named Lao Zhang may be beaten to death!

With a probability of 98%, the remaining two points can be ignored, right?

That’s right. Once the challenge is successful, the boxing gym will almost be unable to continue operating.

The coach's prestige is completely gone, so who would be willing to learn from him?

Destroying someone's financial resources is like killing their parents, especially since you chose to come at night.

At this time, maybe people have gone to bed early. If they are in a bad mood after waking up, it would be strange if they don’t hit them hard!

The most important thing is that Lao Zhang doesn't look like he is very good at fighting, but his attitude is extremely arrogant.

"this……"

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan simply clicked on Lao Zhang’s personal homepage.

The introduction is clean and clear:

[Lao Zhang, the contemporary Qiao Feng, goes around the world to challenge others and fight those who refuse to obey! ]

There are dozens of videos, none of which are teaching or daily, all of them are challenges!

Moreover, the attitude in every video is very arrogant!

It can be seen that challenging others to do something stupid is his way of gaining traffic.

Although many people in the comment section said that he was just hyping himself up, there were still many people who admired Lao Zhang's courage.

After a quick look, Zhang Fan returned to the live broadcast room.

Perhaps because Lei Long is somewhat famous in the fighting world, the discussion in the barrage was very heated at this time:

[It's so funny, I'm here to challenge Brother Lei, I'll beat you into a vegetable with one punch! ]

[Lao Zhang still has some strength, everyone wait and see! ]

[I sent a private message to Brother Lei. He usually sleeps in the gym. I think it will open soon! ]

[Fuck! Lei Long is too arrogant. Lao Zhang, teach him a lesson for me!]

【……】

From the audience's discussion, Zhang Fan learned that Lei Long was a genuine boxer. Out of kindness, Zhang Fan quickly sent out a comment:

[Brother, be careful not to be punched to death... Hello, our store is offering a Bon Voyage funeral service for our anniversary celebration. You can enjoy a 25% discount if you book in advance. Do you want to know more? ]

After posting the barrage, Zhang Fan clicked the follow button.

At the same time, a message popped up in Lao Zhang's background.

"Changhong Funeral and Funeral One-Stop Service has paid attention to you!"


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