“Understand the applause!”

The success guru's catchphrase rang out again, pulling Zhang Fan out of his shock.

That's right, it was shocking.

A person who talks so much nonsense like this should not only be put on the list of dishonest persons, but he is also called a master and can even make money by selling courses!

After a moment of hesitation, Zhang Fan clicked into the comment section.

He was a little curious. Could anyone really believe such weird rhetoric?

There are more comments than likes. Most netizens are very smart and can identify success at a glance, but netizens' ability to make things happen is much better than that of success gurus.

[Are you kidding me? Foreigners put their surnames at the end. Their surnames are better than their given names, right? ]

【Those who understand will understand, those who don’t understand won’t understand even if I tell you, those who understand will applaud! 】

[Damn, this idiot didn't believe it himself, did he? ]

[If Cao Cao had this master in charge, he would not have lost to Liu Bang. ]

[This thing is much better than crosstalk. ]

[My boss wanted to fire me just now, I only said three words, and I heard the applause! ]

[I slapped my dad when I left the house this morning. I understand the applause! ]

[I counted carefully, this master has thrown away hundreds of billions. ]

After reading these comments with a lot of likes, Zhang Fan continued to scroll down.

I wanted to see what new tricks netizens could come up with, but I didn’t expect that someone would actually believe it!

[The teacher is obviously well-educated, at least a PhD! \Thumbs up]

[I have already registered, the registration fee is only 18,000, it's really cheap! \Excited]

[Hehe, I'll pick up the car tomorrow and buy a villa next year. I've signed up! \silly smile]

[Some people actually don't believe this, their IQ really needs to be improved! \Laughing and crying]

【……】

When seeing these comments, Zhang Fan was also a little confused.

The avatars of these netizens are mostly landscapes and flowers, and it is not difficult to see from their comments that these people are generally over 40 years old.

Of course, there must be many young netizens among them, but Zhang Fan did not read it carefully.

In short, these people really regard the clown as a master.

After leaving the comment section, Zhang Fan clicked the "follow" button without hesitation, and then left a message:

[Changhong Funeral, anniversary celebration, preferential prices, sufficient supply, super low cemetery, excellent Feng Shui, quality service! Book the funeral package in advance to enjoy a 25% discount, understand the applause! ]

After posting the comment, Zhang Fan swiped away and started watching other videos.

However, with the Internet at this time, Zhang Fan's "influence delay" had long been shortened from ten minutes to five minutes.

In addition to the two smearing videos that went viral this morning, many netizens are still visiting Zhang Fan’s homepage.

Soon, the fans rushed into the master's homepage through the follow-up list, following all the necessary procedures.

First find Zhang Fan’s comment, quickly comment on it, and then continue with your work.

[The funeral brother said he wanted to have a feast, and he heard the applause! ]

【You are almost there, listen to the applause! 】

[Your name has been crossed out, please understand the applause! ]

[I can't hold it anymore, what should I do if my success story is followed by a funeral brother? Place an order of 10,000 first! ]

[Supply is sufficient, this is a circle, the funeral brother is not hiding it at all. 】

【……】

at the same time.

The entrance of the South City Security Bureau was already full of people.

Without exception, these were funeral shop owners in South City who came to call the police because their warehouses had been stolen.

At the beginning, there were only thirty or forty people. After the shop owners who came to Zhang Fan to borrow goods came back one after another, the number of people reached more than ninety, standing in the hall, scattered here and there.

"Boss, all the funeral products in our store were stolen overnight!"

"Yes, this thief only stole funeral items. He must have a purpose. This is too rampant!"

"I have so many orders piled up in my hands, and I have no way to handle them now!"

“…”

The shop owners were more anxious than each other, which caused some chaos at the scene.

Although they had gone through the process at the window, these shop owners refused to leave and insisted on waiting until the thief was caught.

Originally this was in compliance with regulations, but one or two people would be fine, but with so many people in the room, it would have affected the normal operation of the Security Bureau.

The loss of items on this scale also attracted Xiaoshan's attention, and he was urging his colleagues to speed up.

At the same time, he called Liu Jun, who was taking a break, over and asked him to negotiate with the shop owners.

"In other words... all your funeral items are lost?"

After hearing the shop owners' demands, Liu Jun was shocked.

Having been in the business for so many years, he has seen all kinds of theft gangs. Although he has seen funeral products being stolen, he has never heard of all the funeral products being lost in an entire city.

More than a hundred funeral homes were robbed overnight. How many people were there in this theft gang?

The point is, there is absolutely no trace found on the surveillance video.

There is no logic at all. This is even more weird than Zhang Fan’s attention!

"Yes, they are all lost! Leader, please think of a solution!"

"Yeah, don't you have that eye system? Find out who stole it!"

“…”

The shop owners were answering anxiously. At this time, a shop owner with a traitor's hair and a mustache suddenly stepped forward and said:

"Leader, actually... not all the funeral products in Nancheng were lost. The ones from Changhong Funeral Home were not lost. Now they are the only ones with the goods. We borrowed from them. This guy illegally raised the price and sold them to us at almost one-to-one!"

"That's right, only Zhang Fan's family owns it, and this morning, someone revealed that Zhang Fan is the thief. I seriously suspect that this guy has begun to use illegal means to seize the market!"

"I just went to his warehouse to get some goods, and it looked like there was never enough of them. Who would have the time to stock up on so much goods?"

“…”

The shop owners pointed the finger at Zhang Fan in their words, which made Liu Jun even more confused.

Everyone's belongings were lost except yours, which makes it hard for me not to doubt you...

If this happened to someone else, it would definitely be explained by science, but when it happens to you, there is no unexplainable thing.

Although he thought so, Liu Jun could not doubt Zhang Fan in public. Instead, he frowned and said:

"I've checked all the surveillance cameras. There was no truck near your store last night. And I saw Zhang Fan, the person you suspect, in the hospital at 12 o'clock last night."

"If Zhang Fan is a thief, he has no time, no place, and no team. How can he steal?"

"Besides, even if he stole it, could he run to the highway and intercept your goods? We need evidence to investigate the case!"

"Also, you said Zhang Fan was exposed as a thief. Where did you get the information? People who spread rumors should be held accountable."

After Liu Jun's loud voice fell, the shop owners also fell silent.

It was clearly them who lost the things, but now it seems as if they are in the wrong.

"I saw it online. This guy's revelations are very accurate."

After a moment's silence, the man with the mustache took out his cell phone and handed it to Liu Jun.

“This is not official news…”

Liu Jun took the phone and swiped upwards out of habit after watching the video.

At first glance, I saw a screenshot of the rights protection group raising funds to hire people to deal with Zhang Fan.

Seeing this, the man with the mustache panicked and quickly snatched the phone: "Leader, this news is not accurate!"

"Wait a minute!"

Liu Jun glared at him, and the man with a mustache stopped moving his hands instantly.

"I now have the right to check your chat history!"

Liu Jun's tone left no room for negotiation, so the man with a moustache had no choice but to admit defeat, his face instantly filled with worry.

While other shop owners were still confused, Liu Jun had already read the news of the rights protection group.

They raised funds to hire Taoist Master Song, celebrated the beating of Li Xiaohui, spread the news that Zhang Fan had died, and had a photo of Zhao Zhiguang opening champagne.

After reading this, Liu Jun got angry.

Not to mention that he and Zhang Fan were friends, even if they were not, hiring someone to kill someone was enough to make Liu Jun angry.

What these funeral shop owners do is simply lawless!

"Xiaohui, go and guard the door for me!"

Liu Jun glanced at Li Shaohui, then raised his phone and said angrily: "You should all be members of this group, right?"

"Everyone, line up!"

"You hired someone to kill someone, and you still have the nerve to ask us for help. I really don't know if you are here to report the crime or to surrender yourself!"

"Old Hu, cuff them all!"