The video was shot and uploaded at noon today. A black guy wearing black sportswear slowly walked into the camera.

In the upper right corner of the video, a screenshot of the comment was posted:

"The challenge is to throw a bag of sugar in front of the police and then run away!"

After reading the comments, Xiao Hei held up a small bag of sugar, smiled at the live broadcast room, revealing his white teeth.

"Brothers, white sugar, just bought from the supermarket, is ready."

As he spoke, Xiao Hei turned the camera and focused the scene on a roadside noodle shop.

"Look, there are two policemen eating sliced ​​noodles inside. I will start the challenge after they finish eating!"

“Beep, beep…”

After an accelerated shot, two policemen walked out of the noodle shop. Both of them were wearing police uniforms and had frowned brows. It was obvious that they had encountered a difficult situation.

However, Xiao Hei didn't care about all that. He made a gesture to the video screen and then walked over quickly.

"Another prank? You dare to play a prank on anyone, what a fool."

Seeing this, Zhang Fan couldn't help but complain.

Zhang Fan has completely lost interest in this kind of challenge with no bottom line.

However, just as he was about to row away, two familiar faces appeared on the screen.

"Brother Liu? If it's Brother Liu, then I'll take another look..."

Recognizing an acquaintance, Zhang Fan continued reading.

…

Let’s go back to noon, which is the recording site.

Xiao Hei walked quickly towards Liu Jun and bumped into Liu Jun with a very exaggerated fake move.

'Pah'

The sugar in my arms fell 'accidentally'.

"Sorry, sorry."

Liu Jun quickly apologized and was about to ask the other party if he was injured, but he was attracted by the white sugar on the ground.

“Master…”

Their eyes met, and without waiting for Liu Jun to speak, Xiao Hei quickly turned around and sprinted a hundred meters without looking back.

"Damn it, chase!"

In an instant, Liu Jun had a guess in his mind, shouted and ran after him, and Li Shaohui also hurriedly picked up the sugar on the ground and chased after him.

At first, the two thought it was just an accidental collision. After all, even if the criminal was stupid, he would not dare to hang around in front of the police.

But Xiao Hei's performance is too easy to make people associate it with something.

Their professional alertness enabled them to make a quick judgment.

Next is a two-minute accelerated video.

Until the end, when Xiao Hei was kicked to the ground by Liu Jun, Xiao Hei quickly raised his hands and said, "Sorry, sorry, I'm recording a show!"

"Recording a show?" Liu Jun frowned slightly, but his hands were tightly holding Xiao Hei.

"Look, that's where my friend is recording. What I just dropped was sugar." Xiao Hei explained cheerfully.

"Sugar?"

Liu Jun still didn't quite believe it, and looked at Li Shaohui and said, "Open it and take a look."

"Um."

Li Shaohui nodded in response, opened the bag and sniffed it, but could not smell anything, so he put it in front of Liu Jun's nose:

"Master, come here."

Liu Jun smelled it carefully, then let go of one hand and took it.

After about three minutes, Liu Jun came to the conclusion: this was indeed a small bag of sugar.

In an instant, Liu Jun's face turned extremely gloomy, and the young angry Li Shaohui's face turned red.

However, Xiao Hei pretended to know the truth and said innocently, "Boss, I am here to travel. Is it illegal to buy sugar here?"

"hehe."

Liu Jun sneered, and considering the other party's skin color, he chose to make a big deal out of a small matter and gave a verbal warning:

"My friend, eating candy is not against the law, but if you deliberately play a prank on the security bureau, you will be locked up. I hope you will be careful next time. I wish you have fun in South City."

After saying that, Liu Jun left without looking back.

Li Shaohui was furious, but he didn't dare to go against his master's decision. He glared at Xiao Hei fiercely and then chased after him.

"Europe."

Xiao Hei spread his hands, returned to the video recorder with a playful look on his face, and said jokingly:

"Brothers, this is really exciting. By the way, he just kicked me. Can I claim compensation?"

"Haha, just kidding."

The video recording is complete here.

The above is the entire process that Zhang Fan saw.

Although Liu Jun did not have an attack, it was obvious that he was about to explode with anger.

If I remember correctly, Liu Jun was on a mission at this moment.

This blogger has already influenced Liu Jun's work.

The most important thing is that this is worse than raising a child. He has no respect at all and is even provocative.

It really... needs to be dealt with.

After watching the video, Zhang Fan clicked into the comment section.

As expected, netizens were also disgusted with Xiao Hei's behavior. Except for the first post which was pinned by Xiao Hei himself, the rest were full of insults.

At the beginning, netizens still had a little good impression of foreign friends, but this time, Xiao Hei obviously went too far.

[Pretty? You bastard, get out! ]

[There has to be a limit to playing pranks, can't you see that I'm busy, Shabi! ]

[You bastard, I gave you privileges to make it convenient for you, not to get you killed! ]

[Haha, let me ask you, would you dare to do this in your hometown? ]

[He dares to do anything, his head will turn into popcorn! ]

[My blood pressure is soaring, don't let me see you! ]

[Compensation, I have two bottles of dichlorvos in my store, you can drink them! ]

【Fakeyou, ndoan, nigesub, dqonong! 】

【……】

As expected, Xiao Hei was cyber-bullied. His ancestors, more than a hundred generations of them, were scolded. There were even thoughtful netizens who changed their Chinese names into English for fear that he couldn't understand Chinese.

Of course, there are still some mentally retarded netizens who think this is just a joke, and they were also cyber-bullied.

After reading the comments, Zhang Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, most netizens are very rational, and swearing at this time is no longer related to quality.

After flipping through the comments below, Zhang Fan clicked on the first one pinned to the top, which was Xiao Hei’s own comment:

[Next challenge, what do you want to see? Leave a comment! ]

Netizens were disgusted by Xiao Hei's behavior, but the way they retaliated made Zhang Fan laugh and cry.

[Go to Changhong Funeral Home to find the funeral brother and tell him you want to eat fish! ]

[Let the funeral director give you a grand ceremony, including cremation and burial, and then don't pay him in the end to see how he reacts.]

[I went to take a shit in front of Changhong Funeral Home, and then gave a pair of chopsticks to the funeral home owner.]

[A special video about exposing the fake funeral brother, shouting and threatening the funeral brother to follow you! ]

[On a rainy day, I passed by Changhong Funeral Home on a motorcycle and splashed him with mud! ]

[Hire some spirited guys to pick out the shrimp threads of the funeral brother! ]

[Sell the three thousand yuan bowl of instant noodles to the funeral brother! ]

[Releasing animals at the beach, blackmailing the elderly, sleeping in a haunted house, buying a Trala, or exposing the inside story of the funeral industry, pick any one of them.]

【……】

"Um?"

Looking at the comments below, Zhang Fan suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Why do all these things seem so familiar?

No wonder it’s so harmonious, netizens are really good at making things happen.

"I have to wait for the system to beep for this thing to work."

Zhang Fan responded to the netizen's suggestion remotely, and then clicked on Xiao Hei's homepage.

Introduction: I like South City

Works area:

【Challenge: Pour a bucket of water into the sanitation worker's trash can, then apologize.】

[Challenge to go to a fruit store and eat the most expensive food, and keep eating until the boss kicks you out. ]

【Challenge to set off firecrackers during lunch break! 】

【……】

There were more than 30 challenge videos. Zhang Fan fast-forwarded through two or three of them and did not see a single apology.

"Good fellow, you don't do anything that is not needed!"

Seeing this, Zhang Fan was speechless. How could such a person still be able to use the Internet?

Clicking on Xiao Hei's latest work, Zhang Fan decided to say something foul-mouthed as well.

However, at this moment, a system prompt suddenly sounded in my mind:

【If you do many evil things, you will be doomed to death. If you seek death, you will surely die. 】

This time, the system showed off its culture and revealed four words.

Zhang Fan understood the general meaning, which was that Xiao Hei was looking for death.

As for why there was no prompt for the reason and probability this time, Zhang Fan had a rough guess. It was the rule set by the older generation that fallen leaves return to their roots. Or perhaps, they were afraid that Xiao Hei would ruin the feng shui of South City.

"Is this a way to seek death?"

With a hint of doubt, Zhang Fan read the latest work:

[Friends, I have seen all your messages. For the next challenge, I will go to Changhong Funeral Home to buy a coffin, lie in it to see if it fits me, and then give it to the boss! ]

[Because Funeral Brother is quite special, we will adopt the form of live broadcast tomorrow, everyone remember to follow and watch! ]

"No, buddy, are you really coming?"

After watching the video, Zhang Fan was also a little surprised.

He originally thought that with his current weird personality, no one would deliberately mess with him.

Forget it, let’s take a look. It’s 1.64 meters tall.

"Well, a coffin that fits perfectly."

Clicking into the comment section, Zhang Fan was once again shocked by the netizens’ actions:

【Well done, Hei Di. We all like your video! It’s awesome! 】

[Awesome! If you dare to live stream, I will sell my house and give it to you!]

【Fifty super rockets, keep their word! 】

[Great, Xiao Hei is really great, this is much better looking than our anchor! ]

[Haha, the other anchors are all idiots, Xiao Hei is smart, come on, make fun of Brother Sangzang to death! ]

【……】

"My goodness... Is this the legendary... "

After a moment of hesitation, Zhang Fan raised his hand to show his attention.

I don't mean anything else. Since you are planning to come to my house to buy a coffin, you are a pre-ordered customer.

Then, Zhang Fan left another comment to Xiao Hei:

[We need a coffin bearer. The monthly salary is 80 million yuan. We will pay him with ghost money.]

Since the other party has a product he likes, Zhang Fan will not make any random recommendations.

What kind of one-stop funeral service is this? How can it be as real as my brother Hei just lying down and falling asleep?

After exiting Xiao Hei's homepage, Zhang Fan continued browsing for more than an hour but still couldn't find a suitable customer.

I got up at five in the morning, feeling even more sleepy.

"It looks like my dream of finding a customer today is going to be shattered."

After flipping through his pages a few times symbolically, Zhang Fan turned off his phone and prepared to go to sleep.

…

On the other side, the Zhufeng team was having fun after receiving a huge sum of money from Zhao Zhiguang.