At this time, a staff member with a Mediterranean look suggested: "Sir, there is something I want to say, but I don't know whether I should say it or not..."
"If you have to fart, do it now."
"I also heard from my subordinates that there is a man in the East nicknamed Funeral Brother who followed the Tengshen area on a short video platform and predicted the disaster... That's why the alarm sounded inexplicably..."
"I think... the warning did not disappear. It may be that... there is a problem with the equipment..."
The staff's voices became smaller and smaller, and even he felt it was outrageous.
As expected, after hearing his words, the general manager flew into a rage and said:
"Baka, do you think you are reliable? Are you trustworthy? Is your brain full of shit?"
"Just because of his attention, he can make us like this! Are you still asleep?!"
The general manager roared loudly, and all the staff had to lower their heads silently.
After a long silence, the person in charge asked in a deep voice, "Who is that funeral guy you just mentioned?"
The staff member just now explained in a low voice: "He is... a small boss who runs a funeral business... In other words, he is an online blogger who has recently become very popular..."
"Little boss? Internet blogger? How funny..."
Hearing this, the person in charge laughed, followed by another burst of roars.
"You brought up such vile things at the meeting? Do you know how important this meeting is? Do you know how serious the consequences of mishandling it will be?"
"Get out of here right now!"
"black!"
After the words fell, the staff member quickly stood up and bowed, saying: "I'm sorry, sir, I will leave immediately."
After driving him away, the person in charge looked at the rest of the people and frowned:
"From now on, I don't want to hear such ridiculous remarks anymore!"
"Now, everyone, return to your posts immediately and report any problems immediately!"
…
Three hours later, the sky gradually darkened.
Tengshen Airport.
All the staff were confused.
It's still the off-season and many air tickets are on sale.
But as of now, all the tickets for today are booked.
But from noon till now, only a few passengers have boarded the plane.
There were some customers inside who couldn’t even find their ticket purchasing information.
But when the airline called to communicate, the passengers said that they would not board the plane or get a refund, and that it was just a welfare benefit and they would not allow others to take up their seats.
This is the first time that the company leaders have encountered such a situation.
Of course, they also learned through social platforms that someone had predicted a disaster.
If a disaster occurs, there is no way the airport will be restricted by these regulations.
At that time, all flights will be postponed, additional seats will be added temporarily, and tickets will not be blocked. Every airline has corresponding emergency measures.
But the problem is that up to now, they have not received any instructions from above, so they must follow the original procedure and the plane take off on time.
Without that copy, they could only watch one empty plane after another fly away.
…
At the same time, major social platforms in the East.
Netizens have been reporting the good news one after another.
[Brothers, something big has happened, the funeral brother has gone crazy! ]
[What? Pig-name director Matsuda Tengying wants to be buried at Tengshen? Sorry, this is the funeral brother's list! ]
[Prediction: After the disaster, Matsuda Tengying will leave an intact body! ]
[Give it all to me! \Red eye special effects]
【Brothers, I'll follow suit. 】
[When something good like this happens, my dog will have to eat two pieces of braised pork! ]
[Damn, I'm inexplicably excited. If this thing is confirmed today, I will go and kowtow to Brother Funeral immediately! ]
【……】
Various related videos have appeared, and this matter has become a hot topic on the entire Internet.
Zhang Fan’s private message backstage has also been flooded by netizens a long time ago.
"Brother Funeral, is this true?"
"Our boss gave me a day off specially, please don't stand me up!"
"Brother Funeral, from now on you are my God!"
“…”
Similarly, major lists such as the hot search list, topic list, and hot broadcast list were quickly dominated by this topic.
Many bloggers even started live broadcasts to talk about this matter. The most popular one was about a compatriot who was hiding in the Tengshen area. He had been hiding at the door of the shelter and was broadcasting live with a drone.
It seems that the platform is deliberately dumping traffic, and the number of people online has exceeded 100,000.
[I have prayed to the Buddha for thousands of years, and the Buddha said that he will fulfill his promise today! ]
[Don’t panic if you encounter any problem, I’ll post a circle of friends first! ]
[Damn it, why haven’t you started yet? I can’t wait! ]
[Congratulations on your prosperity. All my words have nothing to do with my IP address. It is purely due to my low personal quality! ]
[Brother, be careful, don't turn around and become a customer of the funeral brother! ]
【……】
The Tengshen area quickly seized the features of the Douying APP with lightning speed, which also led to many videos being ignored by netizens.
For example, all the foreigners that Zhang Fan had previously paid attention to have now disappeared.
They died in all kinds of ways that normal people couldn't, including falling off a cliff, drowning, being electrocuted, and being bitten by crocodiles.
Some careful netizens made a special statistics and edited out some scenes of people ascending to heaven, and added careful commentary and dubbing, which is how it barely managed to occupy a place at the bottom of the popularity list.
《Report! It’s all over, Brother Funeral completed the twelve kills against all odds! 》
Although most netizens’ attention is focused on the Tengshen area, this video has also received a lot of comments while waiting.
[Good fellows...they are experts in population control.]
[No, you are wrong. This is just the funeral brother causing trouble! ]
[Hehehe, now that I look at Brother Sangzang’s follow list, I’m not panicking at all! ]
[How can I put it? Brother Sangzang has gained so much attention today. Does it mean that the volcano is about to start smoking? ]
【……】
Natural Disasters Bureau.
The Mediterranean employee who had previously suggested Zhang Fan to his leader was scolded by the general manager, but he still felt that his judgment was possible.
So, he has been learning about Zhang Fan's various deeds. Three minutes ago, he just saw this video, which further confirmed his guess.
After a brief hesitation, he decided to report the video to his superiors.
At this time, he was already standing in front of the desk of the general manager and whispered, "Sir, I still want... to let you get to know this funeral brother."
"Not finished yet?"
The person in charge looked at him impatiently and frowned, "You'll have three minutes."
"good!"
Mediterranean nodded quickly and said:
"After a thorough investigation, I discovered that this man known as the Funeral Brother, whoever he paid attention to, was killed, and this was not limited to just one person!
Model hospitals and Fortune 500 companies have not been able to escape his clutches... Not only that, there are even more bizarre things..."
Mediterranean spoke for three minutes in one breath, recounting all of Zhang Fan's deeds, big and small.
After hearing what Mediterranean said, the person in charge frowned and fell into deep thought.
After a moment of silence, he asked, "Is your information accurate?"
"From what I've seen so far, it's very accurate... At first, I thought his evil nature couldn't spread to other places, but today, twelve outdoor bloggers from all over the world were all shocked after being followed by him!"
"Most importantly, the cause of death was all related to the comment he left!"
"So I think..."
"No need to say more, I got it." The person in charge interrupted, "Immediately activate the orange alert and notify the people to be ready to evacuate at any time. In addition, notify the airport, bus station and railway station to cancel one-third of today's flights and postpone the rest by 45 minutes!"
After making a decision, the person in charge immediately passes the message to the relevant departments through the device.
In addition, he personally dialed the airport number on the spot.
“Ding ding ding…”
Soon, the call was connected, and the person in charge said straight to the point:
"This is the Tengshen Natural Disaster Emergency Management Department. Due to special reasons, please immediately..."
“Hoohoo~”
Before the person in charge could finish his words, a crazy whistling sound suddenly came from the other end of the phone.
Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of glass breaking, followed by a dull collision sound.
Upon hearing the sound, the person in charge frowned immediately. How could a sudden strong wind gust that came without any warning shatter even the explosion-proof glass?
"Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? Please reply if you hear me!"
"Report, the airport is temporarily paralyzed..."
"Report, the bus station has been paralyzed..."
"Report, the high-speed rail station has been paralyzed..."
“…”
After making three or four calls in succession, the general manager stood there in shock.
Things...happened too suddenly?
In this world, are there disasters that occur without any warning?
“Crack~”
Before he could come to his senses, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, illuminating the window as bright as day.
Immediately afterwards, the ear-piercing thunder continued to sound, followed by strong winds and heavy rains.
The next moment, all devices sounded the alarm and the entire office began flashing red lights.
And at this moment, he also felt the earth shaking!
“Woo woo woo~”
"My Lord, it's bad, there's an earthquake!"
"Oh no, the typhoon is about to land!"
"Oh no! The tsunami is coming!"
"My Lord, the nearest volcano erupted without any warning!"
"Sir, there is a thunderstorm. Communications may be disrupted. Electrical appliances must be stopped immediately!"
“…”
In just three minutes, the person in charge received more than a dozen telegrams.
The strong wind kept hitting the windows, making a bang, and the trash cans and billboards were swaying wildly in the air.
Looking at the dust outside the window, he was stunned.
So many natural disasters happened at once, and I was... not prepared for any of them!
But can I blame myself for this? There was no sign at all, right?!
The only sign was that the machines had gone crazy in the afternoon, but the technicians had already determined that it was a false alarm, so why did it happen again?
It can't be that it's just because of a small internet blogger, right?
Funeral Brother... who exactly is he? ! ! !
After a moment of hesitation, the person in charge shouted:
"Ah! Start evacuating immediately. We must recover as much damage as possible. Hurry!"
Just as he finished speaking, he received another telegram: "Sir, the meteorite... is about to break through the atmosphere! It's coming around a bend, accelerating suddenly, with no signs at all..."