"???"
Zhang Fan was playing with his phone when a system notification sound suddenly rang in his mind and a string of question marks appeared on his face.
What's going on?
Customer has completed ice burial?
What kind of high-class funeral is this?
Also, I didn’t place any orders today. When did you complete it?
Even I, the store owner, don’t know what the system is doing?
I was stunned.
Zhang Fan returned and opened WeChat chat, intending to ask Zhao Yong or Wang Kai.
However, as soon as he opened the message list, he saw several email messages.
"Um?"
With a hint of doubt, Zhang Fan clicked on it.
It is an electronic contract, with more than twenty copies in total.
However, this contract was entirely in English. Only after using the built-in software on his phone did Zhang Fan understand.
Several foreign friends have placed orders with Changhong Funeral Home.
This made him even more confused. He hadn't even planned to start overseas business yet, but he had already received the order?
Could it be that... someone is taking orders for me for free?
"hiss……"
Just as Zhang Fan was wondering, a sharp pain spread to his brain.
[Memory reading completed...]
[The talent of Erudition is triggered...]
【Start learning...】
【Learning Successfully...】
[Beginning to break through... The knowledge learned this time is too complicated, triggering passive, super breakthrough! (To make a super breakthrough based on the original foundation, it will take ten times the breakthrough time)]
[Hiss… Ugh…]
After the system notification sounded, Zhang Fan felt a splitting headache.
Last time, more than 60 people didn't feel anything, but this time, there were only 20 people, so why would there be such a big reaction...
Damn it, system, what kind of customer did you assign to me this time!
"hiss……"
Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan was sweating profusely, and the system prompt sounded again:
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Core technology and experience in designing and applying meteorological weapons! ]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Anti-gravity technology! Zero rejection biological cloning technology! Vacuum robot technology! Nuclear power reactor design and application! ]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Anti-radar technology...]
【Breakthrough results...
[981 variations and applications of 'nucleus'!]
[78 organs of the human body have zero rejection and zero radiation electronic manufacturing technology!]
[1048 interstellar weapon design schemes]
[Open Concept of Star Surface Minerals]
[360,000 materials, 60,000 synthetic materials and coating designs (including a few space materials)]
[Obtain technology: ...]
[Breakthrough learning is over, congratulations host, you have become: an all-round top scientist! ]
The system rang for more than half an hour.
At this moment, he just felt his head buzzing and he had no energy to look through the memories of these customers.
Zhang Fan couldn't listen any further after listening halfway through.
The reason is simple: I just can't understand it.
Brother Tongzi, I don’t even understand trigonometric functions, and you’re talking to me about outer space?
No... Who did you arrange this time?
An encyclopedia?!
Good guy, not only did you inherit the memory, you also made a breakthrough!
In less than an hour, Zhang Fan's knowledge reserves increased a hundredfold!
After lying on the bed for more than twenty minutes, Zhang Fan finally came to his senses and began to check the memories in his mind.
Three minutes later, Zhang Fan found out that this time the customer was actually the top scientist in the United States!
No wonder... No wonder so many things can be piled up at once...
How many things are hidden in the minds of these old monsters?
Besides drawings and data, there are still drawings and data.
There is an old man named Lao Deng in it, who doesn’t even know how to eat, but he is actually the developer of some black technology!
Of course, what made Zhang Fan feel stressed was not their knowledge reserves.
But the breakthrough of the system this time is too abnormal!
As long as these people have a concept of technology in their minds, the system has understood it all...
What the hell, if that customer is addicted to cultivating immortals, can he start his era of cultivating immortals just by completing the funeral?
"All I can say is... awesome..."
Shaking his head, Zhang Fan fell into deep thought again.
Combining the knowledge reserves in my mind, although a lot of them are very strong, they are not very comprehensive. There are many techniques in it, and the starting point is too exaggerated.
Even if I release all my technologies now, it will be enough for all of humanity to study for decades.
However, now that I have learned it, I can’t let it go to waste, right?
Zhang Fan has no interest in scientific research, but there must be many people who are interested in it.
"Let's be a hero for once."
After thinking about it, I picked up the phone again and opened the address book.
After hesitating for a moment on Xiaoshantou's head, Zhang Fan chose to call Liu Jun.
I guess even Xiaoshan can't get to this level of technology.
Since everything will be reported to the higher-ups anyway, it might as well be a favor. Besides, it's less troublesome to communicate with Liu Jun than with Xiaoshan.
"Hello?"
Soon, the call was connected, and Liu Jun asked, "Brother Zhang Fan, why are you calling so late? Did something happen?"
Zhang Fan got straight to the point and said, "Brother Liu, I have some high-tech equipment, including controlled nuclear fusion and nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, as well as some drugs for treating terminal illnesses. Can you help me contact the Dragon Science Institute?"
"What!"
"Snap!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was the sound of a cell phone falling, followed by a series of rough, deep breaths.
After a long silence, Liu Jun's shocked voice rang out:
"Brother Zhang Fan, you are kidding! These things are the most advanced technology on Blue Star. Do you have anything better than these?"
Obviously, Liu Jun felt that what Zhang Fan said was not very realistic.
Although he didn't understand scientific research, Liu Jun had naturally heard of these high-tech technologies.
But when it came out of Zhang Fan's mouth, the meaning instantly changed.
You are a person who does useless things, and now you are talking to me about controlled nuclear fusion?
What the hell, the old sow is racing with the airplane!
Zhang Fan said calmly: "Brother Liu, when have I ever joked?"
“This…this…this…”
Liu Jun's hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone.
He actually trusted Zhang Fan very much, but when it came to technology... he was really unsure.
But... since Zhang Fan is so evil, it is not completely impossible for such a thing to happen.
After a moment of silence, Liu Jun replied:
"How about this, Brother Zhang Fan, I'll ask for you."
"You have an impression of my apprentice Li Shaohui, right? His grandfather is an associate professor at Longke Institute, and his father is also an assistant there. I want his phone number for you."
Zhang Fan: "Okay, I'll trouble you, Brother Liu."
"It's not a big deal. This is a good thing that will benefit the whole country. But if your design can really be used, I'm afraid the bigwigs at the Dragon Academy will go crazy..."
“…”
Fifteen minutes later, Zhang Fan received a message from Liu Jun:
[Brother Zhang Fan, this is the personal phone number of Professor Li of the Longke Institute's Office of Inviting Non-Governmental Inventions. Please call him when you get to work tomorrow. 147xxxxxx]
“Reliable.”
After receiving the message, Zhang Fan automatically filtered out Liu Jun's prompt and dialed the number on the spot.
"Drip drip drip..."
After the call was connected, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end:
"Hello, who is this?"
The man's voice sounded a little tired. Zhang Fan said directly: "Professor Li, I want to hand over the controlled nuclear fusion and nuclear-powered aircraft carrier technology, as well as some anti-cancer drugs..."
“Stop, stop, stop!”
Before Zhang Fan could finish his words, Professor Li interrupted him and asked, "Can you tell me again? What technology?"
"Controlled nuclear fusion and..."
“That’s enough!”
Zhang Fan opened his mouth to repeat, but was interrupted again:
"Is this ever going to end? Do you know how many times I have to answer this kind of call every day? I don't care where you got my number from, and I don't care what your purpose is. Anyway, don't call me in the future, or I will call the police! I'm very busy!"
"Um... Professor Li, this phone number was given to me by the police. You know Associate Professor Li Yunshan, right? He's my friend's grandfather. I really have the skills."
Zhang Fan responded slightly embarrassedly. He didn't expect that people from Longke Institute would be harassed by phone calls every day.
After saying that, Zhang Fan thought that his name might have some influence, and added: "By the way, Professor Li, I am Zhang Fan, the owner of Changhong Funeral Company."
"I've heard of... Zhang Fan, right..."
Upon hearing this name, Professor Li's tone softened a lot.
After a moment of silence, Professor Li replied, "Friend Zhang, I admit that you have something, but don't bother researching things like nuclear fission and anti-cancer drugs."
"Young people, don't have unrealistic dreams, and don't aim too high."
"You can come to Longke Academy when you have time."
"drop!"
After saying that, Professor Li hung up the phone.
As for Zhang Fan, he just stood there in a daze with a confused look on his face.
Am I daydreaming? Am I too ambitious?
Brother, believe it or not, I will make one for you tomorrow?
If no one wants it, I will add new funeral supplies.
Although he thought so in his mind, Zhang Fan was not angry.
Not to mention that he is a professor at Longke College, even if he were a junior high school or high school student, he probably wouldn't believe that he could do these things.
What's more, Professor Li is harassed by phone calls every day.
However, Professor Li doesn’t believe it, and the other bigwigs in the Dragon Science Institute probably won’t believe it either.
Are all these amazing technologies going to go to waste?
Isn’t this such a pity?
[Ding, reminding the host that science and technology can be shared, but the recipient must be a customer or a customer's family member, otherwise the system will reclaim the technology. ]
"Good fellow, Brother Tongzi, you're still trying to sell in bundles? You'll do anything to get the deal!"
"I just don't believe that this technology can't be delivered!"
Shaking his head, a strange idea popped up in Zhang Fan's mind:
From now on, whoever places an order with Changhong Funeral Services will receive a high-tech product as a gift, preferably one that is suitable for their profession.
If you spread the reputation of high-tech funeral services, are you still worried that there won’t be a lot of orders?
"That's it!"
After thinking about it, Zhang Fan opened Douying and continued to watch short videos.
As for this bizarre idea, he plans to start implementing it tomorrow.
…
At the same time, in the Imperial Capital Dragon Academy.
Professor Li hung up the phone helplessly, looked at the bald man beside him and complained:
"I'm really fed up. I get so many harassing calls every day. What's the point of having such a good character?"
"Haha." The bald professor laughed and asked, "Old Li, are you being harassed again?"
"That's right." Professor Li frowned and said:
"Just now a young man called me and said he wanted to provide the core technology of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers and some...anti-cancer drugs. Do you think this is ridiculous?"
"That's ridiculous." The bald professor nodded and sighed, "We have been researching these things for more than ten years, and we are still a little short of it. A young man who has never even seen the real thing is working on this thing... It would be great if it were real."
Having said this, both of them looked worried.
After a moment of silence, Professor Li fantasized: "If he can really provide us with these technologies, I will give him my life. I'm not kidding!"
"Don't let your imagination run wild."
The bald professor shook his head and said, "You know the Arctic Research Institute in Eagle Sauce, a room full of experts, researchers who are better than us, were tricked by a director and taken to Doomsday Island, and now their lives are still unknown."
"In the future, you should be more careful. I want to make more contributions in my lifetime."
"Yes, hey."
“…”
Half an hour later, Zhang Fan’s rental house.
After watching foreign videos for more than half an hour, Zhang Fan felt a little bored.
He clicked into the backstage to check the progress of the feedback, but no reply had been given yet.
There was no other choice, Zhang Fan had to contact customer service.
[Hello, when can the problem I reported be resolved? ]
[Hello, I am your personal smart assistant. Please check if there is any question below. ]
【1……】
【2……】
At this point, the customer service staff has gone off duty.
After battling wits and courage with the smart assistant for ten minutes, Zhang Fan almost collapsed.
"What artificial idiocy!"
After complaining, Zhang Fan resolutely clicked into the local channel.
After a few swipes, Zhang Fan entered a live broadcast room.
The live broadcast title instantly attracted Zhang Fan's attention.
[Live broadcast of catching ghosts, the timid ones will enter by mistake! ]