[Current task: Pay attention to the potential target and complete the one-stop order after the customer dies! ]
[After the order is completed, the host will receive a bounty ten times the funeral expenses! ]
[Task Reward: Obtain one tenth of the customer's lifespan. After inheriting the lifespan, the host will obtain part of the customer's memory archive, storage and system space]
[Host's current remaining lifespan: 57 years. ]
"Good fellow, immortality?"
After listening to the system's explanation, Zhang Fan was a little shocked.
Sure enough, I had underestimated the capabilities of the system before.
One customer can add several years to one's lifespan. If the business booms in the future, living for one or two thousand years won't be a problem.
Moreover, the system not only gives life, but also a bounty of ten times the funeral expenses.
You have to know that in today's environment, a funeral costs at least tens of thousands of dollars, and many people can't even afford to die.
Of course, compared to the bounty, the most important thing is to prolong your life.
As for inherited memory, it seems to be useless at the moment.
After daydreaming for a while, Zhang Fan focused his attention on the next customer.
I surfed the Internet before, and although I followed several potential customers, they were too far away from my own store.
Even if Changhong Funerals has gained some fame on the Internet, the person is gone and it is impossible for the family members to travel thousands of miles to Nancheng to handle the funeral.
It seems that I have to pay more attention to people in my city in the future.
Before he knew it, Zhao Yong and the other man had already packed up the goods and put them back in the warehouse, and were standing at the door of the store waiting for Zhang Fan to call them off work.
Today, they were almost exposed. The two of them had the courage to stay in the store. Zhang Fan naturally wanted to express his gratitude and immediately suggested, "You've worked hard today. Let's go out for a small gathering."
"Sure, how about a couple of drinks? The boss will treat you!"
"I have to drink two cups. I almost got scared. I have to calm down!"
The two of them readily agreed, closed the shop, and the three of them found a small restaurant.
We ordered a few dishes and opened a bottle of wine.
As they drank and chatted, Zhao Yong couldn't help but ask, "Boss, your account is really weird. Who are you following? What's going on?"
"That's right. If people don't know, they would think you were stabbing someone in the store." Wang Kai followed.
Zhang Fan raised his eyebrows and joked, "Isn't what we do just piercing people? Paper men and straw men are pretty much the same."
After these words were spoken, the corners of their mouths could not help but twitch.
"This... can this be the same?"
"Haha, just kidding."
Zhang Fan smiled and explained, "It was just a coincidence. Look at the people I follow, which one of them didn't do it themselves?"
"Hmm... kicking the club, real people, cheating money... it seems so."
Zhao Yong nodded thoughtfully, but Wang Kai beside him was a little puzzled and asked:
"How do you explain the Trala incident? I just watched a video and saw that 4S stores across the country were crowded with people returning their cars. People who bought cars thousands of years ago went to return them."
"This has nothing to do with me... The clients treat him as their first love, and he treats them as leeks."
Zhang Fan shook his head and took advantage of the alcohol to speak out his inner plan:
"You two are both veterans of the store. Let me be honest with you. Our store's Fighting Eagle account already has more than one million followers. I estimate that it will grow even more in the future."
"But... I don't want to make money through live streaming. At most, I want to get some customers through the platform. After all, these are the rules left by our ancestors. I also hope that you two don't use the name of Changhong Funeral to do live streaming on the Internet. You should all understand the reason."
"There may be more orders in the future. If you all work hard, I won't reduce my commission on the bonuses."
"Yeah, sure."
The two of them nodded in response. They did not even hesitate to comment on Zhang Fan's small request.
Every job has its own rules, and funeral homes make money from dead bodies.
There has always been an unwritten rule in the funeral industry, which is that you cannot make money by smiling.
The dead are great, and we should have awe for life.
The entire funeral service process must be solemn enough.
Because 'the ruthless never die' is unpopular.
Of course, after thousands of years of baptism, this rule has gradually begun to be diluted.
Many funeral homes greet customers with a smile as soon as they enter the door, and then sell to customers as enthusiastically as if they were selling houses or cars.
As for Changhong Funeral, it has always followed this rule, which is also the reason why the store’s business is not very ideal.
"Eat, eat."
…
After eating and drinking, the three of them went home.
Zhang Fan was drunk and went back to his rental house and fell asleep on the bed.
At the same time, the pace of "Changhong Funeral" on the Internet is expanding wildly.
"The owner of a funeral shop can actually predict life and death!"
"Because of the attention of the funeral brother, the owners of Trala cars collectively returned their cars. "
"Is it the decline of morality or the distortion of human nature? Just because of his concern, a mother and her son were killed in the street!"
"Watch out, this funeral shop has gone to such extreme lengths to sell funeral supplies!"
《……》
Marketing accounts were frantically trying to take advantage of the popularity, and various works related to Changhong Funerals were constantly pushed to the top, with each video having more comments than likes.
Even Zhang San, who netizens respectfully call the lawless lunatic, posted a video to popularize the science:
"You followed him, and he died a few hours later. Did you break the law? Of course not... We usually talk about..."
The staff in charge of manual review at the backstage of Douying were dumbfounded.
There are many old employees who have been working for several years, but they have never seen such an exaggerated pace.
After all, most people still value their lives. When a living god of death appeared on the Internet, even old men and women in their seventies and eighties registered accounts overnight just to follow Zhang Fan and ask him how many days they had left.
'Changhong Funeral' has become a big hit on the Internet, and even food bloggers have this reminder under their videos:
Everyone is searching: Changhong funeral one-stop service.
There are also many netizens who love to make fun of things. They have changed their online names to 'XX Funeral One-Stop Service' and sell all kinds of goods in the comment section.
Within one day, accidents happened to all five people that Zhang Fan followed, which made netizens believe it even if they didn't want to.
…
After one night of fermentation, Zhang Fan gained three million followers, and the total number of fans reached 4.44 million.
Of course, this was not his limit. Instead, because there were too many people following him that night, a malfunction occurred in the background of the APP, causing a delay in the refresh of Zhang Fan's fan count, which was stuck at 4.44 million.
444, just an ordinary number, but when it is stuck in Zhang Fan’s account, it looks very strange.
Netizens also expressed their various fantasies in the comment section:
[What's going on? Brother Sangzang's fan book is not moving. I refreshed it every few minutes before, and it would increase by tens of thousands every time.]
[I heard that the backend is stuck, but this number is a bit scary! ]
【? Officially authorized Grim Reaper? Follow who is who 444? 】
[Damn it, I thought I was the only one watching without moving, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep the whole night! ]
【……】
Overnight, Changhong Funeral jumped out of the short video circle and directly dominated the hot searches on major websites.
#Changhong Funeral
#Changhong Funeral Boss
#Bleach live-action version main character selected
#One attention, invisible killing
#……
Likewise, the official is no exception.
South city.
As soon as the police officers arrived at work, they received a notice of an emergency meeting.
At this time, the meeting was in serious progress.