After sending the barrage, Zhang Fan quietly watched the live broadcast.
This was the first time he took the initiative to complete the 'return' task, and he was not very familiar with the process.
If this big brother jumps down and falls, won’t my previous progress be reset to zero?
Originally, Zhang Fan wanted to follow the post so that he could check for follow-up information.
But when he thought of his current personality, Zhang Fan instantly gave up this idea.
What if he's just releasing his emotions on the rooftop, and if you pay attention to him, he'll just be ready to die. What if I do?
Besides, the owner of this live broadcast account is not the big brother above, but an old lady watching. What if two people are blocked, then her reputation will be completely ruined? !
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was already very tense, and after Zhang Fan made this comment, the sense of urgency was raised to the maximum.
[It’s over, it’s over. It’s completely over now. Stop dancing, buddy. Go eat something good. ]
[Okay, stop being so busy, let's run, the building is about to collapse! ]
[Funeral brother, oh funeral brother, you kill people and destroy their hearts! ]
[Something is wrong. Did the Funeral Brother's store change its promotion? Why is it an annual cashback this time? 】
[I heard that you are depressed, so I will help you with the painless operation! ]
[Favorability -1, the other person is in such a miserable state, you are adding insult to injury, Brother Sangzang! ]
【……】
In the live broadcast room, various comments kept floating out, and netizens directly announced the death penalty to the uncle upstairs.
Not only that, there were a few smart-assed idiots who stopped the firefighters who came to the rescue.
However, the news that Zhang Fan was paying attention to never reached the ears of the uncle on the rooftop.
He is extremely sad now and has completely lost interest in this world!
As he watched the crowd below the building gradually being evacuated, he knew that rescue workers would soon arrive.
He had some understanding of the profession of firefighter. He had already made up his mind to commit suicide. He didn't want to make the rescuers feel guilty before he died.
“Ah! Ah!”
He stood up suddenly, shouted wildly twice, and prepared to jump off the building.
However, at this moment, a gentle call suddenly sounded from behind.
"Uncle, uncle, calm down. There's nothing that can't be solved with a glass of wine!"
The uncle slowly turned his head and saw a handsome lifeguard in his twenties slowly approaching him.
"Don't come over here!"
As soon as he saw this young man, the uncle instantly remembered that his son who was in college was not his biological son!
"Okay, I'll step back right away. Uncle, are your parents okay?"
"My parents are long gone!"
"Uncle, there are still many beautiful places in this world. Don't you want to go and see them again?"
The firefighter tried to calm the old man down while observing the movements of his teammates.
But what he didn't know was that the uncle in front of him really didn't want to live anymore.
He was not acting on impulse, but was extremely calm.
"Young man, listen to my advice. When you are looking for a wife in the future, you must open your eyes. Appearance is not important, you must look at the character of the person!"
Before he died, the uncle turned his head and told the young man the biggest pit he had ever stepped into in his life, then leaped down!
“Oh my god!”
Seeing this, the young man was shocked and couldn't help but swear, and he jumped forward without hesitation.
It’s a pity that the distance between the two was too far, and the young man missed.
"ah!"
Looking at the uncle falling rapidly, the young man waved his fist fiercely.
The rescue failed, and now it all depends on teammates.
"Why!"
In the live broadcast room, at the moment when the uncle jumped off the building, the audience in front of the screen were all shocked!
This uncle...actually plays for real...
No drag at all...how desperate it is!
You know, there are only two or three seconds from the 18th floor to the first floor, and the netizens have no chance to post comments at all.
Even if you are a gifted keyboard warrior, at this moment you would only feel shocked and have no intention of typing.
However, just when everyone thought that the uncle would fall vertically and die.
An unexpected scene happened.
“Boom!”
An explosion occurred in the master bedroom on the third floor of this residential building!
The specific cause of the explosion is unknown, but the impact caused by the explosion directly shattered the balcony's explosion-proof glass.
Flower pots, clothes hangers, balcony cabinets, bedside tables, and other furniture were instantly "ejected" out of the balcony entrance.
Amid the flashing flames, a black, soft object was the first to break out of the encirclement, leaving the furniture behind it far behind.
"Bang"
A dull sound was heard, and the black mist just happened to hit the uncle who was landing vertically.
I don’t know whether this uncle is unlucky or lucky.
He had already jumped off the building, but was attacked on the chest by surprise. The powerful impact caused him to do a backflip in the air.
However, this also gave the uncle some space to relax.
While he was doing a somersault, the heavy mattress in the master bedroom, the last place in the "furniture catapult competition", flew under the uncle's body.
"boom!"
After the uncle completed the back flip, he fell on the mattress. A large piece of feathers was squeezed out on both sides, swaying continuously in the black mist.
“Click, click.”
0.5 seconds later, the mattress fell onto the falling apart bedside table.
The entire mattress formed a 30% plane, and the uncle slid down and rolled uncontrollably, away from the dangerous falling area in the home.
The uncle opened his eyes in confusion and found that his fingernail was broken!
The whole process takes less than 5 seconds.
Everyone was stunned, including the rescue workers, all of them looked confused.
This is fucking... This is fucking...
Isn’t this too outrageous?
Could this be the legendary... Chosen One?
Even movies wouldn’t dare to be shot like this, right?
After hesitating for a long time, the rescue team leader exclaimed, "Quick! Check the injury!"
After he finished speaking, the accompanying medical staff rushed forward to check the uncle's injuries.
On the other hand, firefighters also launched rescue operations on the fire on the third floor as soon as possible.
Although no fire truck was dispatched for this rescue, it is impossible that the firefighters' car was without a fire extinguisher.
In less than three minutes, the fire on the third floor was completely extinguished.
Although the fire extinguishing time is not the fastest, the speed of response is definitely among the top three fastest in history!
At this moment, the viewers in the live broadcast room were completely shocked.
[No, buddy, you really jump! ]
[Oh my god, he jumps as soon as he's told to, he's a real man! ]
【I'll follow 200! 】
【……】
Because the whole process happened so quickly, it took about ten seconds for the rhythm in the live broadcast room to start changing.
[My goodness, did this big brother save the universe in his previous life? ]
[I have heard of people jumping from the 18th floor and not dying, but I have never heard of anyone not getting hurt at all! ]
[Brothers, this is too outrageous, even TV dramas don’t dare to shoot like this! ]
[I understand. This is the customer chosen by the funeral master. I must follow his instructions!]
[Ah? Now that you mention it, it does seem possible! ]
[Yes, to be honest, even if you are the chosen one, you can't be so lucky! ]
[I saw clearly that the black thing was a lazy sofa. I have the same model at home. This luck is incredible! ]
[The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight, and you want to do it. You don't want to give the King of Hell a little face, right? ]
[This is too outrageous. Who would believe this if I told anyone?]
[Edit! Edit! This video is definitely photoshopped. I fell from the second floor while cleaning the windows and broke my bones and had to recover for two months. How is this possible?]
【……】
Seeing such a dramatic scene, netizens exclaimed, “Wow!” If they had not seen it with their own eyes, they would not have believed that this was really happening!
The old lady who was holding up her mobile phone to broadcast the live broadcast couldn't help but tremble in her hands.
He even doubted whether the thousand-yuan phone he bought last month had a built-in video editing function.
He walked through the crowded crowd, intending to get a closer look at the big brother's condition.
At this time, the emergency team also checked the uncle's physical condition.
However, everyone in the medical team was also shocked by the result.
After a pause, the medical captain hesitated and said, "Boss...it's okay...nothing happened..."
"I... guessed it, this..."
For a moment, the rescue team leader didn't know what to say. He just pinched his thigh secretly to make sure he was not half asleep.
He had been working for more than 20 years and had saved thousands of people. He had never seen anyone who could... jump off a building in such an outrageous way... and not get hurt at all...
At this moment, a faint voice sounded behind everyone:
"Doctor...can you give me a band-aid? My fingernail is split and it looks like it's going to bleed."
Obviously, the collision with the lazy sofa just now made the uncle feel a little uncomfortable, but fortunately, he did not suffer any internal injuries.
As the person involved, the uncle was more confused than others.
He closed his eyes and jumped.
When he opened his eyes again, he thought he had arrived in the underworld.
But I never expected... that... I actually... didn't!
It was not until he slapped himself twice and talked to the medical staff that he realized how outrageous what had just happened was.
And the next second after the uncle spoke, everyone looked at him in surprise.
No... buddy!
You jumped from the 18th floor, is that a big deal?
Good man... Eighteenth floor, my fingernail is split, how can you say that?
After a moment of hesitation, the rescue team leader suddenly remembered something very serious.
The middle-aged man in front of me has serious suicidal tendencies.
Although after what happened just now, he may have come to terms with it.
After all, he jumped from the 18th floor. Although it was not a big deal, it was no different from living his life again.
Even so, I can't be careless.
After thinking for a while, the captain looked at the young man next to him and said, "Quick, take him back first and give him some psychological counseling."
"OK!"
The young man nodded in response, then approached the uncle and gently helped him up.
"Uncle, I'll treat you to a bowl of dumplings later."
This time, the uncle was very cooperative and followed the young man into the car without saying a word.
It was not until the fire department's car left the scene that the onlookers recovered from their shock.
"Oh my god, this brother is so lucky!"
"Hard, this life is too hard, I knew this guy was no ordinary guy the first time I saw him!"
"This is really extraordinary luck. If you survive a disaster, you will have good fortune in the future. I will teach him how to buy football tomorrow."
"I'm stupid. If I say this to my wife, will she think I'm lying to her?"
“…”
The onlookers were discussing in confusion, and the live broadcast room was in an uproar.
Because they discovered a very important detail.
Funeral brother, I didn’t pay attention this time.
The new activity of Changhong Funeral is to provide cash back on an annual basis.
This made netizens start to speculate wildly.
[What do you mean? My funeral brother asked you to come and claim the cashback every year. Can you claim it all? 】
[My goodness... Brother Funeral is too strong, isn't he? ]
[The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight, no one can expect to die even a second earlier! ]
[No, how did the block on the third floor explode? ]
[Is there any need to ask this? Brother Funeral will keep him alive. Even if he goes on a hunger strike, the protein will go into his stomach by itself! ]
[@Changhong Funeral, Funeral Brother, please come out and say something! ]
[Brothers, I won’t say any more. See you later on the news. I’m going to send a private message to Brother Funeral first.]
【……】
Similarly, Zhang Fan was also confused in front of the mobile phone screen.
He didn't believe that there was no external interference in such an outrageous way of survival.
"System, tell me honestly, is there any possibility that my 'return' business will fail?"
Zhang Fan stopped muttering, and the system prompt sounded.
However, the system did not respond to Zhang Fan's question, but instead issued a cold reminder tone:
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, the funeral appointment was successful. Please contact the customer as soon as possible to sign a free contract! ]